I lay on the bed, tossing and turning and couldn't sleep, and I was upset at the thought of Fang Fangmu's forced marriage. How to get rid of the entanglement of the enchantress, how to send her mother. Such a question is like a pot of dishes, which is stirred up in the mind, but it is not cooked and cannot be served on the table.

What time is it today? In a few days, it will be the Spring Festival. Oh, by the way, I heard that next year is a blind year, and you can't get married. Fang Fangmu wouldn't believe this, but her mother must be very particular. Why don't I think of something about that?

After a few days, it entered next year, haha, and waited until the year after next. And the year after that, hehe, I can't help the demon girl!

I heard Fang Fangmu say that her mother is very pious, and she burns incense to worship the Buddha and pray for peace every fifteenth day of the new year. She has to ask the fortune teller for everything. This time she went out to Nanning, and her mother also read the Yellow Calendar and asked Daxian before going out. Hehe, I've got a way.

The next afternoon, I pulled Fang Fangmu and made an appointment with her mother to go to Sanfang Street, which has a "fortune-telling street" and "reputation", to find a "great immortal" to take the pulse of our marriage.

Fang Fangmu was overjoyed to see that I valued our "marriage" so much. Her mother smiled from ear to ear and praised me as a very sensible and good uncle. Hehe, actually, I never believed in fate!

I remember when I was a child, I was frail and sickly, and I often had nosebleeds for no reason. Because the family was so poor that there were only four walls left, my mother didn't take me to the hospital to have a look. At first, when my mother saw blood coming from my nostrils, she would be in a hurry, and even her face would change drastically, and she would scream. But after flowing more and more, my mother gradually got used to it and became numb. Later, she didn't help me beat my back and wipe my nosebleed, but asked me to pinch someone to stop the bleeding.

My mother's indifference left a great wound in my young heart. At that time, I even wondered if my mother had picked it up from the garbage heap, and I was very sad.

However, one day, my mother suddenly took me to fortune telling. It is said that the great immortal is very magical, and he can help you resolve any incurable disease. Therefore, the threshold of his family is particularly high, and if it is not a person with a head and a face, it is really not easy to see his true face.

Later, I learned that my mother had sold the freshly harvested early rice, exchanged some money, and dredged a lot of joints so that Daxian could count a hexagram for me. That day, Daxian glanced at me, who was yellow and thin, from a distance, and said to my mother what was wrong.

From entering the door to going out, it takes less than a minute. When I came back, my mother followed Dasen's instructions and put a talisman from Daxian under my mat. However, a week later, my nose was still bleeding like a faucet that couldn't be turned off. A month, two months have passed, and that spell still can't stop the demons and monsters.

In a fit of rage, my mother burned the charm, sold the calf that had just been born, took me with her, and went to a hospital. When I checked, oh my God, there was a leech hidden in my nostrils!

Since then, my mother no longer believes in any great immortals, and even she herself has never told her fortune again. And I, on the street, always spit viciously every time I walked past a fortune teller.

However, now, I took the initiative to ask Daxian for the sake of my marriage. Fate really plays tricks on people!

The fate gossip of Sanfang Street is really vigorous. An alley less than 100 meters long is densely packed with all kinds of "great immortals". I remembered the flies lying on the edge of a dozen centimeters of dogtail grass on the edge of the pit in the wild, one after another. They're waiting for the next piece of.

And I, right now, turned out to be a piece of! I vomited, and what I ate at noon threw up all over the ground. When Fang Fangmu saw this, he panicked, took out a tissue, and kept wiping the filth from his mouth for me.

"Koike, your face is so pale, what's wrong with you?" Fang Fangmu's mother asked with concern.

I'm in good health, but I'm not feeling well! Looking at these "great immortals", I want to gag. At lunchtime, I deliberately only ate half a bowl of rice, a few green vegetables, and I didn't even touch a chicken leg that Fang Fangmu sandwiched into my bowl, so as not to regurgitate in the afternoon. Unexpectedly, the only little bit of oil and water left in the stomach still spit out.

In order to hide my disgust for "Daxian", I said "no" twice in a row, and said in a panic that I slept and kicked the quilt last night. Obviously, such an excuse is ridiculous. Am I expensive? Sleep and kick the quilt! Mother Fang examined me from head to toe, with a puzzled expression.

In order to hide from the world, I accompanied the smiling face and continued to add an explanation: They are all spoiled by grandma, and they are quite inferior. Actually, I haven't even seen what my grandmother looks like, where is the pet! Deceiving my elders is a very bad thing, and I am very sad about it.

But if I tell the truth, wouldn't I be wearing a bag? No, I have to pretend to be religious, and I must not let my likes and dislikes be written on my face and ruin the good things.

"Hey, your generation, you're used to being pampered, you're in your twenties, and you're still like a child." Fang's mother sighed, and began to complain about Fang Fangmu again: "Daughter, you too, you don't know how to take care of people." I'm going to get married, and I still sleep so dead that I can't even help Xiaochi cover the quilt. How to take care of children in the future? ”

Judging from Fang's mother's words to teach Fang Fangmu, it is conceivable that Fang's mother is a good wife and mother. But her daughter, with a big grin, is not at all like her. Fang's mother thought that Fang Fangmu and I were really in the same bed. Hehe.

"Mom, no, I think." Fang Fangmu wanted to speak and stopped, she almost missed her mouth.

I know what Fang Fangmu wants to say, she wants to be my pillow person, but I don't want to. Hehe.

"Daughter, you have to learn to be considerate and give Xiao Chi a little more warmth. Don't be childish like at home. Fang's mother taught her daughter a serious lesson.

"Mom, you see, am I gentle and considerate enough?" Fang Fangmu suddenly hugged me and kissed me on the cheek.

She thought that Qingqing and I hugged each other, which was considerate. Take the opportunity to eat my tofu, hey, this demon girl.

"In front of so many people, I am not ashamed!" Although Fang's mother was in a blaming tone, she saw that her daughter was happy, and her face was sweet.

"Snort, I just like the feeling of holding tofu." Fang Fangmu hugged him tighter.

If her mother hadn't been there, I'm afraid she would have said that it felt better to lie in my arms! The enchantress is really lawless!

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