Except for Meng Guang and Ruan, everyone has browsed the night scene of SD University, and a strong woman like Yang Guifei who only knows how to eat and not play will naturally not go to the campus again. In order to satisfy Meng Guang and Ruan's curiosity, Li Xiaojian had no choice but to be arrested by Sister Feng and accompanied the two grandmothers to see the night scene.

The campus is beautiful, and the female students on campus are also beautiful, but it is not beautiful to have two grandmothers who look scared to death around them.

Along the way, Li Xiaojian was worried and cautious, he was afraid that if he accidentally offended one of the two, Meng Guang would be able to kill him with his fingers in martial arts, and Ruan's would be able to abolish him with his needles and feet. What's more, the tempers of the two are very bad, and they have to fight for clarification if they don't go their way.

Li Xiaojian pointed to the campus and introduced, like a tour guide and a poet, constantly describing the surrounding scenery.

"You see, this is the main building of SD University, and it's also the library building. Look at it towering into the sky, containing the scriptures of heaven and earth, and countless books to read, from astronomy and geography, novel impurities, to comics, to medical engineering, in short, you can see whatever you want. Why don't you go in and take a walk? ”

Meng Guang shook his head and said, "I don't want to read anymore, I came to this era to see the scenery." ”

Ruan Shi also shook his head and said, "I think my medical skills are enough, and I don't want to read other books." ”

Li Xiaojian scratched his head and said, "Don't you want to pay attention to the story of the posthistory?" Don't want to see how aircraft artillery developed? Don't you want to cheer about the War of Resistance Against Japan, how brave our Chinese we......"

Meng Guang interrupted him and said, "Is this related to us?" ”

Li Xiaojian smiled bitterly: "Then, you should always read some romance novels, aren't you here to fall in love in a new society?" ”

Meng Guang and Ruan shook their heads, Ruan Shi grinned, and said, "Xiao Jian, do you think it is necessary for the two of us to consider falling in love with our appearance?" ”

That's right, no one can see their appearance, no one dares to look at it. You said that you too, it's enough to be ugly, and you're so talented, and you can do martial arts, I don't know if a woman is not talented, it's a virtue, a woman can't be too strong, an ugly woman can't be too strong, if it's too strong, it's not called a woman, it's called a dinosaur!

Of course, Li Xiaojian didn't say these words, but just asked casually: "Then why are you shouting that you are dissatisfied with love in the underworld and want to find an independent love." ”

Meng Guang said: "I am idle. ”

Nguyen said, "I'm annoyed with Hades. ”

"Why bother Hades?" Li Xiaojian was surprised.

Ruan Shi frowned and said: "Every day he shouts that I want him to see a doctor, I tell you that he is not sick at all, but menopause has arrived." ”

"Huh?!" Hearing this, Li Xiaojian couldn't close his mouth in surprise, and said in his heart: Could it be that the king of Hades also has menopause?

Meng Guang pushed Li Xiaojian and said, "Don't be in a daze there, tell me, what is that?" ”

Li Xiaojian followed Meng Guang's fingers, his eyes passed through the ancient road, through the willow trees under the street lamps, and finally landed in a park, in the middle of which stood a stone statue.

When the three of them approached, they found that the statue was very tall, and Li Xiaojian looked very small standing in front of the statue, like a monkey standing in front of an elephant. Looking up, the statue was carved with a man, a man without clothes, a person who was looking down and pondering.

Li Xiaojian said in a hoarse voice: "This is a stone statue, called the Thinker. ”

Meng Guang scratched his head and asked, "Statue, can you come down and play with us?" He's tall, and I like tall men. ”

Ruan Shi was also stunned: "Tall is tall, but why doesn't he wear clothes?" ”

Li Xiaojian explained: "This is an art of carving, and it is carved in stone, so it is impossible to come down and play with us." As for why he didn't wear clothes, I think it was the artist's intention, thinker, thinking about what to wear today. ”

Ruan Shi was puzzled: "That's not good, how cold it is at night without clothes, I really don't understand what is going on with modern people, just have clothes to wear, what do you think." ”

As he spoke, Ruan was about to take off his coat and put it on the stone statue, but found that the coat was too small, so he looked at Li Xiaojian and said, "You go back and pick up a bigger piece of clothes." ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly shook his head and said, "Eldest sister, this is carved in stone, so you really don't need to wear clothes." ”

Seeing that the two were still looking at the statue in a daze, Li Xiaojian hurriedly stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction of the church, shouting: "Two sisters, let me take you to the church, there are missionaries there, and they will solve all your problems and troubles." ”

Saying that, regardless of whether the two agreed or not, Li Xiaojian dragged them to the church.

The church closes at ten o'clock in the evening, and it is now half past nine, so by the time I walked into the church, many of the priests had already left.

This is a Christian church, with Jesus on the envelope and a cross at the door.

Walking into the church, the pure European decoration style immediately attracted the attention of Meng Guang and Ruan, they had never seen such a house, just like that library building, they never understood why the house could be built so high. Looking at the church, they couldn't understand why the house could be round and design so many patterns.

Seeing the three of them come in, a middle-aged woman in a white teaching uniform walked over slowly. In her opinion, the departing Christians at this time rarely came, because they were about to close their doors, and the Christians would not disturb the missionaries to rest, and today was not a religious day, and the Christians who came here were purely for the worship of the Holy Priests and the worship of the Lord.

"Hello, are you here to visit? Or come to worship the Lord, I'm sorry, the church is about to close, please come back on mission day, okay? The middle-aged woman said it very directly, but very politely.

Meng Guang and Ruan Shi didn't hear her speak, because they hated middle-aged women's clothes, in their opinion, white clothes were only worn at the funeral of the dead, and this middle-aged priest wore white clothes and swaggered so much. They could tell that the middle-aged priest had the intention of driving them away, so they were even more upset.

Li Xiaojian smiled awkwardly at the middle-aged priest and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, these two sisters want to visit, and they will be fine right away." ”

The middle-aged priest shook his head helplessly, giving them a reason. One of the priests behind the priest said disdainfully, "You should take this place as an advertisement, and you will be fine right away." ”

Li Xiaojian naturally wouldn't pay attention to this kind of person, but Meng Guang and Ruan Shi were different, Meng Guang was already forcibly on fire, and as soon as he heard this person speak, he grabbed this female disciple's collar and lifted her into the air.

Meng Guang stared at him and asked, "Who are you talking about?" ”

The female believer was held in mid-air, and her dizziness made her cry for help: "Lord, save me, Lord, save me......"

She shouts "Lord", but it sounds like "pig" to people's ears.

There are also the believers who have not gone out to stop, the disciples here are nothing more than students and the surrounding residents, and most of them are women, so everyone likes to watch the excitement.

was called a pig, and the middle-aged female priest was very helpless, but there was no way, who let this female priest be the person under his care. Stubbornly, the middle-aged priestess pleaded: "This lady, please put her down, this is disrespectful to the Lord, sir, you quickly let them put her down." ”

After saying that, the middle-aged priestess began to repent and began to pray.

"What's the matter, I have to respect pigs, I eat pork every day." Meng Guang muttered, raised the female sect higher, glared at the beads and asked, "Say, have you taken it?" ”

Where had the female sect ever seen such a formation, needless to say, Meng Guang's strength surprised her, and the appearance of Meng Guang and the Ruan clan alone had already scared her to death. The body was in the air, and he hurriedly said: "I took it, I knew it was wrong." ”

Meng Guang frowned and said, "Then you say, am I powerful, or is it a pig?" ”

Questioning the position of the "Lord" of the believers, the believers will definitely say that the Lord is powerful, because the Lord is their spiritual pillar and the only benchmark for their survival. But in the face of the threat to her life, the female believer still hesitated, and said bitterly: "It's all powerful, in my mind, you are the Lord." ”

This is said with a very appreciative meaning, comparing Meng Guang to the god in their minds, so that Meng Guang is exalted. If you are a modern person, you can understand the meaning of the praise of female believers, but Meng Guang is not a modern person, and he does not understand the concept of "Lord" in Christianity. During the whole process, she treated the 'Lord' as a 'pig', so she was very unhappy.

"You scolded me?" Meng Guang frowned, and was about to throw the female sectist out.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Li Xiaojian hurriedly ran over, hugged Meng Guang's arm, and begged: "Sister, she really praises you, in their minds, the Lord is a god, and they regard you as a god." ”

As soon as he heard the word "immortal", Meng Guang's face showed respect, smiled, put the female believer down, and muttered: "Immortals are immortals, immortals are not pigs, in the future, just say immortals, don't be pigs in front of me, really, these people's heads are squeezed by the door, and the immortals are compared to pigs." ”

After the female believer was put down, she was so frightened that she was covered in sweat, where could she still care about the theory, and while running out, she muttered in her mouth: "Yes, immortal, you are immortal." ”

Looking at the back of the female believer, Li Xiaojian said: "She is not a fairy, she is a female ghost, which fairy do you see like this." Ah, it hurts ......."

After the female disciple left, Li Xiaojian turned his head and was about to say a few words about Meng Guang and Ruan, but when he thought that she had regarded the 'master' as a 'pig', he felt funny. He seems to understand a truth, ** don't eat pork, is it because pigs and the Lord are the same sound? Like Meng Guang, they regard the pig as their master?

At this moment, the middle-aged priestess walked over and said with an extremely stern expression: "Three, your actions and words just now have offended our holy and great Lord, the Lord is very angry, and the Lord said that you are not welcome, please leave." ”

Hearing this, Li Xiaojian was shocked and his heart was broken.

Sure enough, as soon as he heard this, Ruan Shi crossed his waist, Meng Guang directly grabbed the female priest's collar, and asked angrily, "What did you say?" The pigs are angry with us, and the pigs let us go? Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you to a pig's head right now! ”