Chapter 103: Beautiful Girl and Pseudo-Scholar
Are you free tomorrow?
Jiang An quickly guessed the meaning of this sentence with his extraordinary brain, isn't this the standard routine of dating? Even cheeky creatures like boys would use such euphemisms on dates, let alone girls.
When a girl asks this kind of thing, she wants you to say a simple answer like "free", and if you say that you are going to play games tomorrow and watch action-romance movies tomorrow, it only proves that your brain should really squeeze some water out.
Jiang An looked at Zhijing on the other side and asked in surprise, "You want to soak me?" ”
This is not to blame Jiang An, after all, brain pumping is something he is accustomed to, but others are also accustomed to him sword-fighting, as the so-called good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and heaven is a good reincarnation.
Zhijing's face turned red instantly, and then gradually turned into ruthless cold, and he slowly pulled out his long sword, with a piercing voice, a sharp sword aura, and a cold look, which was a prelude to killing.
"Wait, I was wrong, free and free." Where does Jiang'an dare to say more, this little aunt and grandmother are demons who want to draw their swords to meet each other if they don't agree with each other, and they can't afford to provoke themselves.
Only then did Zhi Jing withdraw his long sword, calm his mood, and stammered, "Then can you accompany me to the spring outing tomorrow?" As he spoke, Zhijing's big eyes kept rolling, and he was so shy in his heart that he died.
Spring outing? Isn't it just stepping into spring, spring, what is that, it represents love and hormones, handsome men and beautiful women, there may also be a combination of ugly men and beautiful women, in the most beautiful April day in the world, side by side to enjoy the blooming peach blossoms, accompanied by the squeak of bicycles, looking at the same blue sky and white clouds, Feiyan swept in front of him, willow swept over his shoulders, catkins are like snowflakes in the sky, fluttering, the distance between the two people is getting closer and closer, and the palms are constantly approaching.
Spring outings are just a good time for children to play, and for adults, it is a chic way to go on a blind date.
Of course, Zhijing is still a pure and innocent cute doll, but Jiang An is different, his knowledge and experience gave him an instant insight into Zhijing's conspiracy, she just wants to soak me, that's right!
"Well, why are you looking for me?" Jiang An was full of jealousy and curiosity about Zhijing in his heart, besides, didn't this little girl let Qing Nan conquer her, how could she find herself, was she really interesting to herself?
Zhijing hesitated for a moment, and made up a random reason: "Our class will go on a spring outing tomorrow, and there is a classmate who always bullies me, I want you to pretend to be my brother and help me scare them." ”
Jiang An nodded, and he didn't want to think about the authenticity of this reason in his mind, who could bully this little devil, Jiang An, who was full of justice, pinched his chin and pondered, slapped his hand on the coffee table suddenly, and said with a "righteous and awe-inspiring" voice: "I hate these guys who bully female classmates the most, don't worry, I will definitely play your brother well tomorrow, and let those young and ignorant little children know how powerful you are, and wrap it up on me." ”
Zhijing thought about it, although Li Xiaoshi was annoying, he didn't do anything excessive to himself, just to make him give up pursuing himself, and it would be bad if there was a violent incident.
"I'll say it first, you can't do anything to them, just scare them, you will do whatever I say tomorrow, your identity is my brother, do you hear?" Zhijing's eyes widened, and he looked at the river bank arrogantly.
Jiang An patted his chest and swore solemnly: "Don't worry, I hate fighting and killing the most, if they don't provoke me, I will definitely not do it." ”
Zhijing put his mind at ease, stood up, and said, "I'll pick you up tomorrow morning, remember to listen to my orders, don't use force, don't use demonic power, otherwise see how I clean you up." ”
Jiang An nodded hurriedly, and said in his heart that he should send this little demon away quickly.
Zhijing opened the door, his footsteps stopped, two clouds appeared on his face, he turned around, bit his lower lip gently, and said shyly: "You and you tomorrow, remember to dress up better, do you know?" ”
After speaking, he didn't look at the river bank quietly, turned his head and rushed downstairs, moving quickly as if fleeing for his life.
said that he wanted Jiang An to play the role of his brother, but how could his brother have any ability to stop his sister's suitors, and Zhi Jing wanted Jiang An to play the role of naturally the word that girls were shy.
Every girl has fantasized about her other half, tall, sunny, humorous, funny, masculine, and daring to take responsibility - in short, all praise should appear in her other half, although Jiang An perfectly avoids all adjectives, but after all, she is the only male friend Zhi Jing knows, dead horses are used as live horse doctors, Jiang An is now a dead horse.
Zhijing has no extra choice, but hopes that Jiang'an can slightly match the appearance of the hazy figure in his heart, even if the inside is very different, at least the outside is still pleasing to the eye, every girl has a good face, Zhijing doesn't want her classmates to think that her lover is so connotative.
Jiang An didn't understand the meaning of Zhijing, and he looked good, isn't he looking good now, it's really a joke, if he doesn't look good, can he find a goddess like Qing Nan, the fact is the most favorable evidence.
Of course, Qingnan is a gift from heaven to Jiang'an, and it is not counted.
Jiang'an's mood is very excited.,It's been many years since I've had a spring outing.,I remember that I still wanted to hold hands with the girl next to me during the spring outing in elementary school.,It turned out to be the hand of the most ugly boy in the class.,This thing made the young Jiang'an very stimulated.,Since then, from Zhengtai to otaku.。
Jiang An happily made several dishes, waiting for the arrival of Qing Nan, maybe Luo Jia will also come, maybe Su Tong will also come to eat, and he will be able to tell them about the spring outing gloriously, after all, this is the first time in more than ten years that a girl has invited Jiang An to go out.
Jiang An didn't feel sad, only very excited.
But--he waited until a few dishes were cold, and no one rang the doorbell, Qing Nan didn't come, Luo Jia didn't come, and even Su Tong, a gluttonous cat, didn't come, although they usually come and go when they want, but why is there such a tacit understanding today, leaving him as the commander of the light pole.
When Jiang An was angry, he liked to eat, only eating, not vegetables, so he ate three bowls of rice, and finally forced himself to eat another bowl, so that he could make up the illusion of four people eating, and the result was that Jiang An ate a lot of diet tablets after eating.
It's so tragic!
Jiang An was lying on the bed bored, his mind was full of Qing Nan's figure, Yin Fu's words continued to echo in his mind, whether he was reluctant to let Qing Nan leave, or worried about her safety in Yanjing, this question seemed very simple, but Jiang An couldn't get an answer.
Thinking like this, Jiang An fell asleep unconsciously, and almost forgot about Zhijing.
The sun shone on Jiang'an's big feet, and the nerves here were very sensitive, Jiang'an moved his feet, and turned over indiscriminately, finally not having to go to the martial arts gym to practice, and he hadn't slept for a long time.
In her sleep, Jiang An saw Zhijing's body, the little girl was wearing a pink dress, she didn't turn in a circle gently, she didn't smile at herself, she held a long sword and slashed at herself.
Call!
Jiang An sat up from the bed suddenly, and the drowsiness disappeared in an instant, only then did he remember that there was a spring outing today, and he couldn't delay it, Jiang An got up neatly, brushed his teeth and washed his face in one go.
However, Jiang An's movements stopped, he pinched his chin and thought bitterly, and quietly made himself look good, but what is good looking, he just doesn't know how to look good, this is a dead loop, how to crack it?
Just as Jiang An was pondering, the doorbell suddenly rang, and Jiang An hurriedly went over to open the door.
"Who are you looking for?" Looking at the pretty girl outside the door, Jiang An asked suspiciously.
Zhijing raised his head, his good-looking eyebrows wrinkled slightly, he didn't seem to be interested in Jiang An's jokes, this is not to blame Jiang An, he really didn't recognize Zhi Jing, the change was too great.
Changed into a school uniform, Zhijing wore a white pleated skirt, straight to the thighs, white over-the-knee socks on her slender and smooth legs, pink leather shoes on her feet, a rouge shirt on her upper body, a white bag, and a white bowler hat on her little head.
"Are you Zhijing, Jiang Zhijing?" Jiang An asked incredulously.
Zhijing seemed to understand something, nodded shyly, and asked, "Are you ready?" ”
Jiang An didn't know what to say, he was ready, and he would go out dressed like this, but now that he saw Zhijing's dress, Jiang An felt ashamed of himself.
"Do you think I'm good-looking?" Jiang An asked with a stiff face as he stretched out his arms.
Zhi Jing looked at the river bank, and suddenly his heart was like ashes, black jeans, black canvas shoes, black short sleeves, this guy - is it a dark creature, he prefers black.
"You're going to me off, get out of the way." Zhijing rushed into the room, opened Jiang'an's wardrobe, and the first thing that caught his eye was Jiang'an's underwear, which instantly made Zhijing blush, and quickly turned his back.
"Don't you have any other clothes to wear, no shirts?" Zhijing stomped his feet and asked, he was about to die of anger.
Jiang An hurriedly ran over, pulled out a few shirts, white and black, and asked, "Yes, which one do you say you should wear?" Jiang An also knows that he has no right to speak, he is a doll, and he has no talent for matching clothes.
Zhi Jing looked at the riverbank, and after several choices, he finally found the right clothes, black pants, white casual shoes, white vest and white shirt, who made this guy's wardrobe full of white and black clothes, it was impossible to have more choices.
Although this outfit is not good-looking, it is also considered to be middle-class, but it looks a little bookish, especially the black-framed eyes, which labeled Jiang An as a weak scholar.
Zhijing looked the river bank up and down, and finally nodded and said, "Okay, let's go!" ”
Jiang An followed Zhijing downstairs, and before he walked out of the community, he heard a lot of pointing voices: "What a good girl, but her vision is not very good!" ”