No matter how hard it is to find a job, I have to find it, and I can't let a little girl raise me! I haven't shaved my beard for three days, and it's impossible for a dimple to have a razor, and I don't have the money to buy it, and I'm embarrassed to ask dimple to borrow money to buy it. It's okay, when the bosses who recruit people see me like this, they should no longer say that I can't do rough work.

The talent market has decided that I am not a talent but a stupid, and it is impossible for me to find a unit with food and accommodation in a short period of time. The labor market says that I can't do physical work, and I don't care about it. I looked for it along the street, and if any boss said that I couldn't do it, or which one wasn't suitable for me to do, I would show him on the spot.

When I walked to the Ningnan Theater in Yongjiang Qiaotou, I found that there was a water delivery shop, and there was an advertisement in front of the door that "high-tech recruits water workers to eat and live". The writing is crooked, and there are typos. The culture of this boss is not high, and the requirements for workers should not be high.

There is a signboard at the head of the door, which is about three meters long and seventy or eighty centimeters high. But I didn't find the name of the store, and a signboard in Nuoda only said the word "send water". This boss is not very good at marketing, and business will not be much better. Let's find a place to settle first.

There was a woman in her twenties — she was considered a woman and not a girl because she had a crying baby on her back, about five or six months old. Looking at the woman's immature face, I couldn't help but sigh: I am still a child, but I am already the mother of a child, what a sin!

The child was crying, and the woman seemed to be in a hurry. At this time, people need help the most. It seems that I have a play.

I approached the door, smiled and asked, "Boss, are you recruiting here?" ”

When the proprietress looked up, she was startled at first, then looked at me from top to bottom, shook her head, and said, "You can't do it." ”

Isn't my appearance the dress of a migrant worker? It's clearly a hard worker's life, so why do you say I can't do it? Odd! If even this store dislikes me, it will be even more difficult to find it later.

I pleaded almost in a pleading tone, "Boss, I have a lot of strength. Why don't you let me try it, no, you can decide, okay? ”

The proprietress waved her hand impatiently, motioning for me to hurry away and leave her alone. Hey, she's so amazing, she won't even give me a chance to try out the job. I turned around in disappointment and wanted to move on to the next one. At this time, the phone of the water shop rang. I stopped. This call must have come from a customer who asked for a delivery.

"3 barrels? Send it right away? No, there is no one today, the worker left a few days ago, and he hasn't recruited anyone yet...... My husband? I broke my leg when I was sending water upstairs last night, and I'm still in the hospital...... I? Which line! Alone, with a child, can't be sent. Can I wait until the child sleeps and I'll send it over? …… No, what should I do? ”

The woman patted the crying baby on her back with one hand and answered the phone with the other. Her forehead was sweating with anxiety.

God has eyes! There is no time to lose.

I sensed that my opportunity had come, so I turned around excitedly and said, "Boss, where is it?" I'll send it for you! ”

The woman looked at me, her eyelids drooping, and her gaze fell on my shoes, which had lost their paint.

She sighed and called back, "Okay, I'll try to figure it out." ”

Hahaha, the leather shoes that usually make me lose face turned out to be a long face for me today! I felt a little proud in my heart, and the corners of my mouth couldn't help but curl slightly.

"Come in and carry these three buckets of water to the car!" The woman put down the phone, pointed to the bottled water in the store, and said in a commanding tone.

"Okay!"

I answered cheerfully and ran in.

Wow, why is it so heavy?! It's slippery. This bite of rice is not delicious.

"Stupid! You can't mention it like this, you can't lift it up and you can't use it! The woman roared and picked up a rebar from the corner.

No way? If you can't do your job, you have to whip someone?! It's so savage, I'm not a wrap-upper! I looked at the one-meter-thick steel bar in the woman's thumb and took two steps back in fear.

"Stupid! Hold the place with one hand and hold up the bottom of the bucket with the other! ”

The woman holds the rebar and points at the bucket. Her white face flushed.

"Good, good!" I nodded again and again, but I still didn't dare to move, worried that the steel bar in her hand would suddenly swing at me.

"Why are you still standing? Hurry up and get to work! ”

Pounds – pounds——!

When the woman saw that I had not moved, she straightened her face and shouted angrily. The steel bar in her hand slammed the floor twice. Wow, this woman, a, it's not easy to mess with!

It's so much easier to carry the bucket the way she does, and I'm really grateful to her. I quickly filled three buckets of water, but when I climbed into the car and was ready to go, I was stopped by the woman again.

"You haven't stepped on a tricycle? Clumsy to get on the bus! ”

The woman's willow eyebrows frowned slightly, and her face was very ugly. Why do you keep showing me a look? This woman has taken the wrong medicine!

I've never touched a tricycle, let alone pedaled it. But I can play with both wheels of the bicycle casually, and the tricycle has one more wheel, which is much more stable than the bicycle, so there should be no problem.

So, I confidently said, "I can ride a bicycle, and I think I can also ride a tricycle." ”

Although the woman's mouth said that it was not necessarily, she still let me get in the car. However, pedaling a tricycle is much harder than I imagined! As soon as I started to move around, the front of the car did not obey the call, either crooked east or west.

"Stop! Stop! Get down! You won't ride at all! ”

The woman was furious and shouted loudly.

When she shouted like this, I panicked even more, and I didn't know how to brake, so I was in a hurry. Even though my body was twisting and turning, the car eventually hit a big tree.

"Oops, my car! The fork is broken, and the wheels are bent! ”

The woman cried and screamed like a dead husband.

I got out of the car in a hurry, and it was over, and the front wheel was smashed and twisted. I don't understand, how the seemingly smooth tricycle is so disobedient, strange! I was in a daze at the tricycle.

"Take the bike and send it to you, people can't wait!" The woman pointed at me and shouted angrily.

I strapped a bucket of water to the back seat of my bike and asked, "What about the other two buckets?" ”

The woman glared at me, gritted her teeth, and yelled, "Send one bucket first, then send two more buckets back, quick!" It's annoying to see people like you! ”

I got in the car quickly. However, I didn't go far when I heard a "bang" behind me, and the bucket actually fell to the ground.

The whole bucket burst and I was splashed wet.

"Nothing is enough, there is more than failure! I've been bad for eight lifetimes! Meet a plague god like you! ”

The woman chased after her with a curse, and the baby on her back cried even harder.

I'm speechless, why am I so unlucky?!

The woman yelled at me angrily, "You can't hold a chicken!" You can't tie a bucket! How stupid! How stupid! ”

I lowered my head and scolded her blankly. It was really my fault, and I don't know why I fell, I've been tied with rubber straps for several laps.

"Stupid donkey! What are you still in a daze?! Go back and get another bucket and send it again! ”

The woman picked up the broken bucket and yelled at me.

I went back to the shop and tied a bucket of water to the back seat of the bike, and I tried to shake it, and it was very strong, and I was about to get on the bike, and I was stopped by the drink.

"Wait! How far can you go with this tie?! The woman chased after me and shouted at me.

She ran to the bicycle in a rage, untied the strap without saying a word, and tied it again: first tied one end of the strap to the iron bar on the side of the back seat, then wrapped it around the long mouth of the bucket, then wrapped it around the iron bar on the other side of the back seat, and finally tied the bucket's belly.

After tying it up, she shook the bike vigorously and said, "I've never seen such a stupid person!" Is it possible to tie it back like this? I can't fall down when I walk to Beijing! ”

With that, she glared at me again. This woman is really hard to serve.

After sending three buckets of water, I thought that the woman would fire me without hesitation. I was very interesting, locked the bike, didn't say hello, turned around and left.

"Slow!"

The woman chased after her, holding a fifty dollar in her hand.

This book is derived from reading books