Chapter 1320: The highest state of being a man

80_80834 "What's wrong?" Isn't this more like a girl, but my husband has always said that you have to be a gentle woman, a beautiful woman. "Haihua speaks very coquettishly, but not contrived, anyway, there is a big gap when she talks to the shopkeeper just now, so it can be said that she is like two people.

"Uh......" Lin Mu didn't know what to say.

"Husband, I miss you so much." Haihua hugged Lin Mu tightly and said, and kept rubbing around, so that Lin Mu could feel Haihua's not too big ball.

However, the change of the sea flower really surprised Lin Mu, compared to before, it can be said that it is much more beautiful, but it will be better after not speaking.

"Honey, I miss you, do you want me?" Haihua said coquettishly and infatuously, and her voice became very gentle in an instant.

"Honey, do you miss someone?"

"Honey, people miss you so much......"

"Honey, you're more handsome than before......"

"Dear ......"

“……”

Lin Mu hasn't said a word yet, Haihua has a dear husband, and he screams endlessly, that's called an intimacy! It's just that Lin Mu's heart is not only not a little warm, but also has goosebumps.

There is a missing person in the distance, and there is a cheap person around you, this is the highest state of being a man!

And now the forest curtain has done it to the extreme!

"Stop, stop." Lin Mu quickly stopped the sea flower, "Sister, you understand first, I'm not your husband yet!" ”

"Well, dear husband, although we haven't had a wedding yet, in my heart, I have already recognized that you are my true destiny! I really love you, I really want to be your wife! The sea flower hugged the forest curtain and entangled it vigorously.

Lin Mu was hugged by the sea and rubbed very uncomfortable, in case he couldn't help but promise her to take her to open the house, then he couldn't get rid of it in the future, so Lin Mu had to be calm!

"Sister, I have a very strict question to sue you." Lin Mu first pulled the sea flower out of his arms and said.

"Husband, tell me if you have any questions." Haihua said.

"Listen, I'm not your husband!" Lin Muyan said word by word.

Haihua pouted, "Husband, am I not too pretty?" Not too gentle, is it? ”

"Wrong, it's not that you're not too beautiful, not too gentle, but too unpretty, too gentle, and too temperamental!" Lin Mu simply refused.

"Husband, but people have worked hard!" Haihua still said unrelentingly.

"Failed, I still need to work harder, and besides, I've seen everything just now!" Lin Mu said again.

"Husband, people are wrong, can't they change it?" Haihua said.

"I heard you're going to find someone to smash someone's shop?" Lin Mu asked.

"Husband, you heard me wrong, people are looking for someone to pay the bill, second baby, don't you hurry up and the boss pay the bill! Pay five hundred. Haihua said to Erwa.

Erwa was also stunned, obviously he was a little confused at this time, because the last time it happened in the bar, Erwa was not there, of course, I didn't know the specific situation at the time, but Erwa was still very obedient, thinking that this was not a dream, and his boss didn't take the wrong medicine, so he quickly took out five hundred yuan boss.

Then he continued to stand aside and observe the situation to see if the boss had taken the wrong medicine.

In Erwa's heart, he still thinks that his boss has taken the wrong medicine, such a woman, Erwa has never seen it, you must know that Erwa has been with Haihua for two years, and has never seen her so gentle and talk like today, so Erwa must think that his sister has taken the wrong medicine.

Of course, the second baby was afraid of being slashed by the sea flowers, so she could only stand and observe.

"Husband, look, I have already returned the money to the boss, and I have three hundred more as compensation!" Haihua said very obediently.

"Well, yes, there's progress." Lin Mu nodded.

"Husband, can I be your wife?" Haihua asked excitedly.

"Nope." Lin Mu shook his head and said.

"Ah, not yet? Why? Haihua said disappointedly.

"I can only become a reserved wife, just get a qualification to be my wife, as for the next step, you can do it yourself!" Lin Mu said.

"Then how can you become your official wife?" Seaflower asked.

"If you want to become my official wife, it is also quite difficult, first, you can't be rude when you speak, you must speak softly, you can't speak an old lady, uncivilized language such as hacking to death, second, it is your own condition, and it is also the so-called figure, of course, your figure is not bad for the time being, but the chest is too small, the ass is too small, and it is also the so-called no chest and no ass, understand?" Lin Mu said with a big grin.

After listening to Lin Mu's words, Haihua rubbed her chest, "I don't think it's too small?" ”

"No, you think it's not small, but it's not up to my standards." Lin Mu said.

"Oh, okay, then I'll drink papaya soup every day and try to become a g-cup sooner rather than later." Seaflower nodded.

"Well, as long as these conditions are met, you can be my wife!" Lin Mu said.

"yes, husband, I will definitely work hard, believe me." Haihua said excitedly, "From tomorrow, old lady, no, no, it's a slave family, and the slave family is going to work hard to drink papaya soup to enlarge their breasts!" When the time comes, I must find my husband to test it in person! ”

At this time, the most confused and confused thing is the second baby next to him, what day is today? Can anyone make the boss obey? You must know that even the eldest brother Scarface has to obey his baby daughter, and at this time, he actually obeyed others! And it's surprising that the table is so well-behaved.

"Okay, I still have something to do, I'm busy first, let's meet again when you have enlarged breasts!" Lin Mu waved his hand, trying his best to get rid of the sea flowers.

"Husband, you see that everyone is so obedient, do you want people to accompany you more?" Haihua took Lin Mu's hand and said coquettishly.

"I'll rub it." Lin Mu felt that this girl was coquettish, why couldn't he stand it?

"Husband, how are you? Just give them a chance? ”

"Uh...... All right. Lin Mu had no choice but to nod his head helplessly in agreement, looking at this posture, it was impossible to get rid of the sea flower.

"Great, great, husband, where are you going to play? I'll go with you! Haihua said.

Lin Mu thought about it, there was really no place to take her to play, it was obviously inappropriate to go to the cinema with her to watch a movie, and it was inconvenient to do some things that a normal couple does, let alone take her to open a room, if she opened a room with her, maybe she wouldn't be able to get rid of it for the rest of her life!

Originally, Lin Mu wanted to go to the Jin family to settle accounts by himself, then go to the Sha family, and finally find the Tang family, but it was obviously not suitable to be with her at this time