"What? You are Zuosi! Li Xiaojian shouted as if his throat was blocked by a bun.

"You should have crossed over from the real yàn room? How did you get here? Where did this dress come from? Li Xiaojian was extremely surprised, he couldn't believe that the ugly student in front of him who claimed to be a god was the legendary genius Zuo Si.

Zuo Si is also a historical celebrity, talented, poetry is superb, it is said that there is a mystery hidden in each poem he wrote, brewing an extremely colorful story, and even the folk have circular, his poems have encounter.

Zuo Si looked at Li Xiaojian, who was stunned, and said: "Actually, I arrived a few days ago, and I wanted to play for a few more days, but I watched the stars at night and noticed that you were in danger, so I had to show up." ”

"Really? Is it really dangerous? Li Xiaojian said in astonishment.

"Yes." Zuo Si said while eating the egg cake: "The queen mother's hair should have melted into her body. ”

"What do you mean by that?" Li Xiaojian leaned closer to Zuo Si and asked. Zuo Si's ugliness subverts the public, it is completely the kind of unearthly ugliness, ugly classics, ugly domineering, if you compare him with Liu Yong, it is a bit comparable. If Liu Yong hadn't been made into a TV series, the two would have been familiar, and the two would have been basically the same.

Zuo Si said: "Yue Lao didn't tell you? ”

Li Xiaojian shook his head and said: "He is different from you, he rarely guesses the future casually, and he doesn't say anything uncertain." ”

Zuo Si swallowed the last bite of the egg cake in his mouth, and pulled Li Xiaojian and said, "Let's go, I feel that the danger is getting closer and closer." ”

Li Xiaojian muttered: "I still don't believe it, even if it can spell, it's not a dish for the god donkey." ”

"What is a donkey?" Zuo Si asked.

Li Xiaojian explained: "A donkey that does not belong to the Three Realms is amazing. ”

"What? Is there anything else that doesn't fall under the control of the Three Realms? Zuo Si was puzzled and said, "Is there a turning point in things?" Anyway, I can't divinate things that don't belong to the Three Realms. ”

When the two returned to the courtyard, it was getting dark, the sunset ended, and a cool breeze blew, Li Xiaojian shivered, and suddenly felt cold. Before you know it, summer is coming to an end, and autumn is coming back.

Sister Feng and the others haven't come back yet, and only Yue Lao is playing with his marriage compass in the courtyard. When he saw Yue Lao, Zuo Si was very surprised, this guy stared at Yue Lao for a long time, and then said slowly: "The fairy looks like this?" ”

Yue Lao came to Zuo Si's head for a moment, and scolded: "Little hairy child, you don't write poems well, what kind of fortune telling, if it weren't for Taishang Laojun to give you a pocket, you would have ...... a long time ago."

Zuo Si smiled: "It's better to be early, I can learn the art of observation in advance." ”

"You've learned?" Yue Lao was surprised.

Zuo Si nodded and said: "I learned it in the underworld, if Taishang Laojun doesn't teach me, I can also learn it." ”

Yue Lao shook his head and said, "You, those things that go against heaven will hurt you sooner or later." ”

Zuo Si stuck out his tongue and said, "That's worth it, anyway, I will now." ”

Li Xiaojian interjected: "Second elder, what are you talking about?" How did you get Taishang Laojun out again? ”

Yue Lao said: "It's nothing, Zuo Si used to be Taishang Laojun's apprentice." ”

Zuo Si pouted and said, "Don't mention him, I don't have that kind of master." ”

Li Xiaojian was even more confused, and asked, "Lord Zuo was also mixed in the sky before?" ”

Yue Lao said: "No, Taishang Laojun accepted him when he went down to earth, and originally taught him alchemy, but he secretly learned to watch the sky." ”

Li Xiaojian roared: "Ah, you are really good at fortune telling!" ”

Zuo Si pouted and said, "What do you think, if I hadn't calculated that you were in calamity, I wouldn't have bothered to come back." ”

"Calamity?" Yue Lao frowned and said, "You mean? ”

Zuo Si nodded and said: "I have seen the hair of the Queen Mother, and I put a talisman on it, just a few days ago I lost contact with the talisman, and then I watched the sky at night and found that you were in trouble." ”

Yue Lao was shocked: "You said that it merged into the real body? ”

Zuo Si nodded and said, "It should be." Maybe you've cornered it, and it's decided to burn it with you. ”

Cold sweat oozed from Yue Lao's forehead, and his lips trembled: "That's bad, I have to inform Xiaofeng and them quickly." ”

Li Xiaojian asked, "What's the matter with the real body?" ”

Yue Lao explained: "That is, it has combined all the immortal souls and mana with mortals, and that mortal will inherit all its mana, and at the same time, its strength will skyrocket, just like a nether immortal, just like Lu Dongbin and Nezha." However, as a result, it will lose the opportunity to return to the Heavenly Court, and from then on it will fall into the human world, and it will also suffer the revenge of the Heavenly Tribulation. If it can escape the catastrophe, then he will remain on earth forever. ”

Just as Yue Lao spoke, a flash of lightning suddenly flashed in the sky not far away, which appeared very bright with the night.

"Tribulation!" Yue Lao and Zuo Si were shocked together.

Li Xiaojian looked in that direction, and sure enough, it was very dark in the night sky, and then lightning shot out from the darkness, emitting a dazzling light. The lightning bolts seemed to come out in a very orderly manner, first one, then two, then three...... Until the eighth lightning flashed, and suddenly two identical lightning bolts erupted.

Yue Lao and Zuo Si's hearts rose to their throats, and after a long time, lightning flashed, and the dark cloud dissipated.

Looking at the night, Zuo Si frowned, his two hands kept pinching something, and after a long time, he sighed: "It's broken, it still escaped the catastrophe." ”

Li Xiaojian stepped forward and asked, "What does that mean?" ”

Yue Lao said: "It means that an immortal with half the strength of the queen mother will cause trouble in the world." ”

"How powerful?" Li Xiaojian asked.

Yue Lao said metaphorically: "Unless the heavenly god of war or the king's mother comes down, no one can subdue it." ”

"Wow, that's amazing?" Li Xiaojian jumped up and shouted, and then said, "Doesn't it have any side effects?" ”

Zuo Si said: "Of course, he can't go out during the day, so he can only hide. ”

"What is this theory?" Li Xiaojian was a little puzzled, this seemed to completely subvert his thinking, why did it sound like the Queen Mother's hair had become a vampire?

Yue Lao explained, "This is unreasonable, because it is the hair of the Queen Mother, and other immortals do not have this kind of strength. Once, it was also the Queen Mother, and that time it could trigger ......"

Yue Lao entered into contemplation, and said after half a sound: "Xiao Jian, you quickly inform Sister Feng and them to come back, we have something to do." ”

Li Xiaojian was puzzled: "What's the matter?" ”

Zuo Si said: "It has just undergone the baptism of the Heavenly Tribulation, and its mana has not yet recovered, so let it be destroyed while it is weak." ”

"Okay." Li Xiaojian picked up the phone as he spoke, but he was hung up as soon as he dialed it, and at the same time, Sister Feng led the team back in a mighty way.

Sister Feng's heart is really big enough, Li Xiaojian just said to let her buy some clothes, but she didn't expect to change everyone into a single one, and it was a unified Nike brand. Looking at these historical celebrities, Li Xiaojian said in his heart: Sister Feng is trying to get a football team out.

"Xiao Jian, are you calling me?" Sister Feng strode into the house.

As soon as he entered the house, Zuo Si ran over, grabbed Sister Feng's arm, and said worriedly: "Xiaofeng, it's not good, something is wrong." ”

When Sister Feng saw that it was Zuo Si, she immediately stepped back half a meter and waved her hand: "Don't touch me, you don't have a charm on your hand, right?" ”

Zuo Si blushed and said: "How can that thing be used by the family, I watch the sky at night, the queen mother's hair has turned into a real body, and our trouble is coming." ”

At this time, Yang Guifei walked in with her fat body swaying, holding two large bags of French fries in her hands, and a sausage hanging on her shoulder. It's ugly. ”

Zuo Si said sharply: "Ah, you little girl, wow, concubine?" ”

At this time, Xi Shi and the others also hugged each other and walked in, and after Zuo Si saw it, he opened his mouth and said: "Imperial concubine, poet, demon girl, prime minister...... Wow, Xiaofeng, you're all celebrities. ”

As soon as Diao Chan entered the house, she happened to hear Zuo Si call her a "demon girl", so she grabbed him by the neck and said angrily: "Who do you say is a demon girl?" ”

Zuo Si shrank his neck and said: "The Three Kingdoms made you so messy, what are you not a demon girl?" ”

"I'm the Empress!" Diao Chan roared and kicked out his right foot sharply.

Zuo Sihou jumped half a step to avoid Diao Chan's kick, and said in fear: "The empress spares her life, I know that I am wrong." ”

Diao Chan kicked Zuo Si in the lower abdomen again, kicked him out half a meter, and scolded: "If you say bad things about me again, you will be abolished directly." ”

Zuo Si shrank his neck and said, "How did Diao Chan come to the world, and this problem has not changed?" ”

Li Xiaojian patted him on the shoulder and said, "She has already kicked several times." ”

Zuo Sihou was afraid and said: "Fortunately, I reacted quickly. After speaking, Zuo Si saw Pan An, hugged Pan An's neck and said, "Brother An, it's good to come here?" ”

Pan An saw that it was Zuo Si, and said with a smile on his face: "Wow, idol." ”

Zuo Sidao: "You are the idol, how many girls have you soaked?" ”

Pan An said very sternly: "Don't insult my infatuation with Sister Feng!" ”