The same misunderstanding twice will lead to the same joke!

Jiang An raised his eyebrows, one eye wide open and looked up and down at the leaves, what did this bastard just say? Let yourself take care of his life, and listen to him, this can't be a servant's job, this kid still has this habit, he won't let himself serve him in a maid's costume, hey--I feel unbearable just thinking about it, what a pervert!

"Hey, this is a bit excessive, although I just shot at you out of nervousness, but I also saved you from being trapped on the balcony before, and the grievances can be offset." Jiang An resisted with a dissatisfied expression: "Aren't you from the Shan Hai Jing, everyone should be a demon lord, how can you have such a strange request, don't you know how to do anything?" ”

Jiang An looked at Ye Zi's dress, the clothes on his body were quite clean, and they were not very old-fashioned, except that he sometimes looked a little stupid, no matter how he looked at it, he was not the kind of noble son who came to stretch out his hand for food and open his mouth.

Ye Zi glared at the river bank angrily, and said very angrily: "Who said that grievances can be offset, if I wasn't looking for you, I wouldn't hang on the balcony, who has nothing to do to climb the wall, besides, besides, who said that I won't do anything, I'm just not used to life here." ”

Speaking of the back, Ye Zi's voice became smaller and smaller, and a mysterious flush appeared on his face, Jiang An was stunned, and his heart began to beat again, how could it be such a feminine expression, and why is it so delicate and moving, are you a man, okay, don't make this kind of action that is even more charming than a woman, and completely compare Tang Man.

Who made Tang Man keep a small face all day long, cold as a block of ice, fortunately, Jiang An just muttered these words in his heart, otherwise Ye Zi and Tang Man might beat him into inhalable particles.

Calm down, blame this guy for being too good-looking, just out of yearning and longing for beautiful things, it's as simple as that, that's right!

Jiang An nodded vigorously to boost his confidence and asked, "Not used to life here?" It is true that the members of your Shanhaijing live in the mountains, but Mr. Chongming is very accustomed to the outside world, have you never come out? ”

Ye Zi lowered his head and whispered: "It's not like this, it's just that the number of times it comes out is very small, the last time it came out seems to be six, seven, it seems to be eight years ago, and now I am a little unaccustomed to the outside world, and I almost couldn't find it here just now." ”

Jiang An was shocked, eight years ago, although it didn't seem like a long time, but now the world is enough to be described by changing with each passing day, if you don't go out for half a year, it may be easy to have communication barriers, not to mention that Ye Zi hasn't gone out for eight years, I'm afraid he doesn't know anything except basic social knowledge, which is indeed a little pitiful.

Gradually, Jiang An also began to soften his heart, although this kid is usually a little arrogant, but in general he is still a promising young man, and he doesn't care about him if he has a lot of adults.

"Okay, if you take me to Mr. Chongming, I can guarantee your residence and life, but I don't have the habit of helping people take a bath and get dressed, so you can do these things yourself." Jiang An said seriously.

Bang!

Ye Zi punched Jiang An in the stomach and scolded: "Stinky pervert, who wants you to bathe me, stay away from me, perverts are contagious, go away!" ”

"Since you and Teacher Chongming are the same senior brothers, why don't you rely on her?" Tang Man quietly watched the battle between the two and asked out loud.

"The master told me that I can't always rely on Chongming, he told me to exercise hard this time down the mountain, and the master is very fierce, so I didn't go to Chongming immediately after going down the mountain." Ye Zi raised his head and said, his expression suddenly became a little embarrassed: "Moreover, I like Chongming very much, if I trouble her too much, always asking her to help will definitely make her hate me." ”

It turns out that this is the case, because I like Chongming and can't bear to let her worry and work too much, it's really true love, so what about me, do I have to bother to take care of you, is there still a **, I'm really going to call the police, Jiang An shouted indignantly in his heart, but when he turned his head, he thought, this kid just said that he likes Teacher Chongming very much?

What does this mean, depending on his age, he can only be the younger brother of Teacher Chongming, whether it is the love between sisters and brothers or the love between men and women, if it is the former, it is easy to say, the latter is a little not good.

This kid has lived and grown up with Teacher Chongming since he was a child, and he still lives in the kind of closed-minded deep mountains and old forests, and this environment will not give birth to any weird ideas, maybe the two of them have made some shameful agreement, and Teacher Chongming is going to be snatched away.

That's a bit of a bad thing!

Jiang An gritted his teeth and thought hard, aiming at the leaves with a hostility that seemed to be nothing, this kid is cute and good-looking, and the pressure is really great!

Tang Man chatted with Ye Zi, Jiang An was still thinking about a way to defeat Ye Zi, time was slowly slipping away, Ye Zi said: "Then let's go to find Chongming tomorrow, is there a place to rest." ”

Tang Man frowned, her family only has three bedrooms, and now Li Lianzhu and herself occupy two, and Jiang An occupies the last guest room, but it feels a little rude to let the guests go to sleep on the sofa, so she has to say: "There is no room left, otherwise you and Jiang An will squeeze?" ”

"What?" Jiang An and Ye Zi shouted at the same time, and the two looked at each other, dissatisfied with the result, and said, "Impossible! ”

Jiang An looked at Ye Zi angrily, and said to Tang Man: "Tang Man, I don't have the kind of relationship with him you think, the misunderstanding just now should be explained clearly, don't think about it." ”

Ye Zi also said unhappily: "That's right, although I don't know what the relationship between the two of you is, but I will never share a bed with this pervert, if so, I would rather sleep on the floor." ”

"Just in my heart, a stinky boy like you is suitable for lying on the hard floor, and you can choose the floor of the whole room."

"No, if you want to sleep, you sleep on the floor, why are you perverted lying in bed."

The two quarreled, Tang Man rubbed his temples with a headache, and finally said as the host: "Jiang An, Ye Ziyuan is a guest, and he wants to help us solve this matter, you are wronged, in fact, sleeping on the floor is good for the body." ”

Jiang An gasped, is this still his teammate? Obviously, they have fought side by side many times, and they have also experienced the test of life and death, and the two of them have seen each other's parents, how can they sell themselves so neatly, although they do not have the leaves to look good, their skin is not as white as his, and they don't look as cute as him, but, but they are taller than him.

Jiang An thought about it for a long time and could only find this advantage, and he was angry in his heart, now that the world is really unancient, and it is really sad that people can be loved if they are good-looking, but Tang Man has already said so, and Jiang An has no way to refuse, so he doesn't speak.

Ye Zi clapped his hands happily, suddenly thought of something, and said, "Can't you two share the same bed, doesn't the outside world say that couples can sleep in the same bed?" ”

Jiang An suddenly found that this kid still has some advantages, and the words he said at the critical moment made people very happy, sharing a bed with Tang Man, this idea is not bad, just thinking about it makes me feel very exciting, thinking of this, Jiang An couldn't help laughing.

Tang Man's pretty face was red, his full chest rose and fell, looking at Jiang An's smirk, he knew what disgusting thoughts were in his mind, Tang Man couldn't help but have dense goosebumps, and he only felt disgusted and uncomfortable in his heart, as if Jiang An had really done something unsightly to her, and angrily made her point at Jiang An and said loudly: "I am not a partner with this pervert, and never will be." ”

Bang!

Tang Man angrily slammed the door and left, Jiang An was helpless, how could he be regarded as a pervert again, and the matter of sharing the bed was not brought up by himself, but Ye Zi looked at Tang Man in confusion and asked, "Are all the girls outside like this, it feels so weird." ”

Jiang An was in a good mood, and he didn't care about this bastard boy, and said: "It's good when you get used to it, girls are like this, hurry up and go to bed, if you can't find Teacher Chongming, see how I clean you up." ”

After speaking, Jiang An began to find the futon and set up the floor, Ye Zi snorted at Jiang An, and lay on the bed unceremoniously-

Late at night, a new day appeared in front of the world with sunshine and fresh breeze, because there were too many troubles lately, Jiang An slept deeply, until Tang Man came to knock on the door to break his dream.

"Jiang'an, it's time for us to go." Don Man's voice came.

Jiang An opened his eyes in a daze, and walked out with a random agreement, but he crashed into the bed in a state of unconsciousness, and the whole person fell firmly on the bed, fortunately it did not fall on the floor, and fell to a soft place.

With the impact of the impact, Jiang An came to his senses completely, and he was about to stand up in a daze, but he was hit hard in the stomach.

Burst!

This sudden attack simply made Jiang An stupid, and the entire abdomen began to turn over at this foot, as if the liver was integrated into the stomach and intestines, although he did not vomit blood, but the saliva had already been vomited, and if he kicked a little lower, it would really be fatal.

Jiang An fell on the bed in pain, which was too fucking scary, and Ye Zi's roar came from his ears: "Why did you pervert appear on my bed, hurry up and get out of my way." ”

As he spoke, Ye Zi stretched out his foot and kicked Jiang'an's head again.

This can still be endured, if you don't teach this stinky boy a good lesson today, it really made him turn the sky, occupy his own bed and bully people like this, Jiang An was angry, jumped up and rushed towards Ye Zi, Ye Zi was shocked, and then began to resist.

Jiang An rode directly on Ye Zi's abdomen, held Ye Zi's wrist with both hands, and said viciously: "Stinky boy, you still dare to be vicious, look at how I clean you up today." ”

Frame!

Tang Man waited for a long time and didn't see Jiang An and Ye Zi come out, opened the door and was about to call out to the two, but he didn't expect to see such a scene, the expression on his face froze, and he was stunned and said, "I'm sorry, I'll definitely knock on the door next time." ”

Bang - Donman closes the door and leaves!

(PS: It's all four watches this week, everyone sees that the cat demon is so hard to subscribe a lot-)