Chapter 445: To Drink or Not to Drink
"Everyone has worked hard today, come, I'll have a drink with you!" I raised my glass and invited everyone to toast.
"Come on! Everyone, raise your wine! I am very grateful to all of you for your great help! Done! Fang Fangmu couldn't enjoy the happiness of clinking glasses with me alone, and she was a little dissatisfied, but she didn't spoil everyone's fun, and raised her glass as the hostess. This enchantress eats my tofu all the time.
I shook my glass at Jingjing, smiled knowingly, and raised my glass as well. All of them are also clean, very happy!
"Brother Tofu, hurry up and eat, you can't drink on an empty stomach!"
As soon as the wine was gone, the little dimple couldn't wait to take away my wine glass, urging me to eat.
"Tofu, let's eat first, drinking on an empty stomach will hurt your body." Sister Xu nodded to me and agreed with Little Dimple's opinion.
"Husband, eat quickly!"
As soon as the words fell, a chicken leg had already landed in my bowl. It's Fang Fangmu, she's smiling at me. Her smile is like that of a mother encouraging her child.
Every meal, as long as there is meat, the best piece of it, falls in my bowl. Even the greens are the most tender leaves. Fang Fangmu never considers other people's feelings, and in her eyes, there is only me. As usual, I had no appreciation for her hospitality. I picked up the bowl of chicken thighs and tried to put them back on the plate.
"Hey, husband, this is not good, how can there be a reason to put it in the bowl and put it back on the plate? You don't mind, they have an opinion. The witch's chopsticks blocked in front of me, and the quiet beside me squeezed her eyebrows and eyes, and said, "Look at it, everyone is staring at you." ”
Everyone laughed, and laughed very hard. Jing Jing also showed a smile, but her smile was slightly different from everyone else, and her face had a hint of sarcasm. She probably didn't like the actions of the demon girl, and thought I was pretentious. Hey, she doesn't know, if I was interested in the demon girl, we would have already lived in a two-person world, how could we invite so many girls to eat and live together? Really.
"Hee-hee, I don't mind!" Liang Yu grinned and reached over to her rice bowl, ready to pick up the chicken leg I had clamped on the chopsticks.
Hehe, I knew that the demon girl was deliberately misinterpreting everyone's laughter. The girls here, except for the quiet I dare not say yes, the other girls, everyone wants to eat my saliva.
"Go, go!" The demon girl pushed her hand and almost overturned Liang Yu's job.
"Look at how you look so standard, why are you so rough?" Liang Yu was very dissatisfied with the behavior of the demon girl.
"Ouch, little brat, you call me rude?" The enchantress widened her eyes and was about to have a seizure, when she noticed me staring at her, and suddenly smiled: "For the sake of your appreciation of me, forget it." ”
"Cut!" Liang Yu was very disdainful, picked up the bowl, and continued to eat.
"Husband, hurry up and eat, don't let them worry about the meat in your bowl anymore." The witch's chopsticks forcibly pressed the meat from my chopsticks into my bowl and smirked.
"Yes, tofu, don't push it off, eat it while it's hot." Sister Lei also helped on the side, she always spoke and acted towards the demon girl, and she was a firm supporter of the demon girl.
If I don't eat it, the enchantress won't touch anyone. At noon, under the quiet urging, I ate in a hurry, and I was not full, and now I am indeed very hungry. Just eat it.
When everyone saw me eating in large gulps, they all buried their heads in eating. Only the enchantress looked at me alone and giggled at me. The enchantress has finally won, and of course she's happy!
"Husband, another bowl."
Seeing that I was eating quickly, the hand of the demon girl reached out.
"No need." I shook my head and prepared the soup.
"Hee-hee, husband, I'll come."
The witch snatched the soup spoon and grabbed the bowl, half of the flesh and bones, half of the soup, and filled it.
"Serve me a bowl too." Liang Yu pushed his bowl towards the demon girl, and said with a smile: "Sister Fang, you can't be heavy on sex and light on friends." ”
"Yes, yes, Sister Fang, I want it too!" The little dimple also came to join in the fun.
"Humph!" The demon girl glared at each of them, threw the spoon, and said, "Do it yourself!" ”
The two of them called very sweetly, but they didn't get the advantage of the demon girl, they were very disappointed, and they all said that the demon girl was stingy.
"It's not that I can't help you Sheng, but there is one condition." The demon girl played with the soup spoon and said playfully.
"Cut!"
"Don't we have hands? Can I use you? ”
Small dimples and Liang Yu are not uncommon this time.
"Okay, you don't have to drink soup."
The enchantress brought the soup spoon to her, holding the soup spoon in one hand and eating with chopsticks in the other. The demon girl was ruthless, and she actually used the tricks of the rogue * hooligan. Little dimple and Liang Yu looked at each other. The others, too, were also affected, and they all had bitter faces.
"Eh, Sister Fang, what conditions?" Liang Yu approached the demon girl and accompanied the smiling face.
If it's me, I'll just see it and see how long the witch can last, and I don't believe that she is holding the spoon to the table. If it doesn't work, go to the kitchen and take another one out, how can you let the demon girl's hooliganism succeed? Liang Yu is too unambitious!
"It's very simple, just move your mouth. Ahem. The demon girl coughed dryly, straightened up, and said solemnly: "Listen, little sister, call me Mrs. Chi." ”
Okay, you're a demon girl, all of you want to eat my tofu in a different way!
"Mrs. Chi?"
Liang Yu held his chin and muttered to himself.
"Huh——! Shrewd! ”
The demon girl's music blossomed, and the response was very fast, and the movements were also fast. She filled Liang Yu's bowl to the brim, and the soup overflowed.
"Since you're married, why do you still call Brother Tofu your husband?" Liang Yu looked dazed.
Everyone laughed, but she was the only one who was still in the dark. She doesn't know, my surname is Chi, and the demon girl is eating my tofu.
Still a little dimple was enthusiastic, sticking to Liang Yu's ear and whispering a few words. Liang Yu nodded and smiled. I didn't hear what Dimple said, but I knew exactly what she said. Everyone also knew that Little Dimple was explaining the ins and outs of my "husband" to Liang Yu, so they also laughed. Only the demon girl is very immersed in sweetness, but she doesn't know that everyone is laughing at her.
"Husband, how many times can you get drunk in your life?! Drunk, don't worry, I'll take care of you. Fang Fangmu patted his chest and raised his wine glass again: "Come on, come on, do it!" ”
The demon girl should know everyone's laughter, but she didn't care, and continued to call me her husband in front of everyone. This demon girl usually takes care of me very much, why does she always persuade me to drink tonight? What kind of medicine is in her gourd?!
The eyes are the windows to the human soul. I flicked the glass that the enchantress had reached under my nose and looked into her large, bright eyes.
"Husband, I've drunk, isn't it more beautiful and charming?"
The enchantress ruffled the hair of her face and brought her face closer to me. She is very thick-skinned and not afraid of other people's jokes.
There are four big demon girls, with big eyes, big mouth, big face and big chest, pink and tender skin, and she is a big beauty. It's just that I don't have the slightest impulse for her. The demon girl is a person who has no scheming and can't hide anything. But now, I really don't know what she wants.
"Hey, we're all light bulbs?" Tian Jingjing saw us frowning and shook his head: "Sisters, wash and sleep." ”
Haha, someone is jealous, that's what I want. If she doesn't stimulate her, how can she know the sense of crisis?
"Yes, everyone is tired today, let's go take a shower and rest early." The demon girl succeeded, and she was very proud: "Husband, come, let's drink slowly, have a glass of wine." ”
After the demon girl finished speaking, a jade arm had already hooked my neck. I pushed her body and peeled her hands. But she still haunted me. This situation embarrassed me, and some people even felt that it was not a taste.
"Hey, I don't see it!" Quietly glanced at us and bowed his head to eat.
Since you don't want to see us, why don't you turn around and leave? Hehe, you obviously care about me.
"Brother Tofu, I can't drink it anymore! You're broken, who will take care of Sister Jingjing? The childish face of the little dimple said something serious.
Everyone's eyes looked at Tian Jingjing in unison. Hehe, the dimple just can't hide the words. It turns out that the motive of the dimple is all for quietness. She first refused to let me have a glass of wine with Fang Fangmu, and then stopped me on the grounds that I couldn't drink on an empty stomach, so I was very suspicious of her motives. She usually cares about me so much, but it's too much to interfere with my drinking. Her words and deeds must have been quietly instructed.
With a smug look, I looked at Tian Jingjing, who was separated by Fang Fangmu. Hahaha, Tian Jingjing at this time must be blushing and his heart is beating sharply. However, to my surprise, she was very calm. She was putting her head down, putting the rice grains into her mouth one by one.
Hehe, you just pretend! I don't believe you keep your head down forever and don't lift it up! The eyes of everyone looking at Jing Jing are also diverse. The little dimple is like a child who has been in trouble, and his eyes are afraid. Sister Lei, Sister Xu, Liang Yu, and Bu Wenya were very surprised, and the cherry's small mouth was wide open. Fang Fangmu is like a bull who has met a rival in love, with a murderous face.
"Hehe, what do you want me to do?" Jing Jing finally raised her head with an inexplicable expression.
When everyone saw that Jing Jing was "sober", they all turned their eyes to the dimple, which was regarded as answering Jing Jing's question.
"Huh." Little Dimple first smirked at Jingjing, and then advised Jingjing: "Sister Jingjing, look at it, there are beauties in a room, each one is more beautiful than the other, all of them are like wolves and tigers, no matter how determined Brother Tofu is, he can't stand the temptation." ”
How do I feel that these words are familiar? Oh, hehe, your lady also persuaded Tian Jingjing. It's just that he quietly didn't listen to the old man, so that he was later forced to marry an idiot. She didn't listen to what people older than her said, and when the younger generation like her persuaded her, she turned a deaf ear. Hey, dimple, you've wasted all your efforts.
"Cut, dimple, why are you anxious? Talking nonsense again. What does this stinky tofu have to do with me? Be all abroad. Quietly gave me a blank look, very disdainful, sure enough.
"But you ......." The dimple wanted to argue, but was blocked by silence.
"But what? Small dimples, eat your food, drink your wine. Jing Jing said as she picked up a piece of meat and gagged the little dimple's mouth.
Hahaha, Tian Jingjing, Tian Jingjing, you are called wanting to cover it, there are no three hundred taels of silver here!
"Little dimple, my husband can only take care of Tian Jing for a while, and it is impossible to take care of her for a lifetime. He has sacrificed enough for Tian Jingjing, and next, it is time for him to think about his life's events. Kiss! Fang Fangmu coldly kissed me on the cheek: "Husband, we can't delay any longer." I have a classmate who is already a mother of two. And the two of us, there is no substantial progress. ”
This novel is from the King of Books