Chapter 4 If This Doesn't Count as Love

Little Lori, named God Crack Fire Weaving, is 7 years old this year.

Although she is just a tender and delicious cute Lori on the outside, as the female pope of the Amakusa-style Cross Sect, as one of the no more than twenty saints in the world, even if she is not yet an adult, she is not to be underestimated, and her ability is even comparable to the strategic nuclear weapons on the side of the scientific camp.

After the death of the old pope of the Amakusa Cross Sect, because of his special talents, he was coveted by various forces, and the 7-year-old God had to say goodbye to his companions who had grown up together in order to protect his sect, and joined the English Puritan Church as a proton.

And now, in the English Puritan girls' dormitory, the little adult Lori God Cracked Fire Weaving is facing the biggest crisis in her life.

The weather has been a little cold recently, so in addition to wearing the usual Q version T-shirt and single-leg jeans, there is also a jacket with a down collar, and the 7-year-old Lori looks particularly heroic.

The right arm of the down collar jacket has been cut off by Shen Crack because of his unique dressing taste, and even the immature white shoulders can be clearly seen, but it's a pity, because of age, Shen Crack's future rather spectacular chest is now just flat ground, it's a pity, a pity, a pity. (Say it three times because it's so important)

"The working principle of this washing machine is a bit difficult to snap"

At this moment, she suddenly heard a sound, it was the Seven Heavens and Seven Swords leaning against the wall and fell, but Shen Crack didn't even notice this, and concentrated all her energy on the washing machine in front of her.

Because the little nun in the same dormitory believed the advertisement, she told the god that this washing machine can really wash the bedding. So God Crack rolled everything up and threw it in the washing machine, which caused the current situation.

Now this sophisticated appliance with rudimentary artificial intelligence is crackling and emitting white smoke, as if it can no longer be used, and it is making an unsettling creaking sound that shakes and rattles.

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And the culprit of this incident, the little nun in the same dormitory as God Split, looked very panicked at this time, her eyes were full of tears, her face was blue, she kept her petite body away from the washing machine as much as possible, and her back was trembling against the wall.

The little nun's petite body trembled and looked no less shaking than the washing machine, and it looked as weak as a soap bubble, so that the god crack who was burdened with the magical name of 'helping those who can't be saved) (Salvere000----)' couldn't bear to blame her, so she had to grope alone according to the instructions in frustration.

"What the hell is going on with this washing machine? The clothes were a little faded last time, and this time they were completely broken. This is definitely the guy over there in the school park city who deliberately sent such a washing machine to get rid of the spiritual effect on our clothes."

"God Split, what's wrong?"

Looking at Shen Crack holding the instruction manual and looking at the ceiling weakly with a painful look on her face, the little nun suppressed the uneasiness in her heart and asked weakly.

"I'm ashamed of my lack of exercise. An immature person like me, even though it's only for a while, has led the Amakusa style and the thought sends chills down my spine. ”

It is very easy to understand the teachings of the Lord, but it is extremely difficult to truly understand that way. Therefore, we must pray sincerely and not give up in times of crisis. ”

Only when she said this, the little nun stopped trembling her body, her face was righteous and awe-inspiring, and her eyes were full of holy light, and the whole person looked radiant, but unfortunately, Shencleft, who was troubled by the washing machine, did not notice the holy posture of her little friend.

"Ahhh If not, why do you keep causing so much trouble? ”

After fumbling for a long time, the little Lori God Crack, who couldn't understand the instructions at all, suddenly puffed up her temples, sighed, scratched her hair tied in a black ponytail, picked up the Seven Days Seven Knives that fell on the ground and walked towards the washing machine.

At that moment, the blade of the sword named Seven Heavens and Seven Swords seemed to have a cold light flickering, and there was a faint cyclone dancing in the air, and the surrounding temperature seemed to drop by several degrees at once.

Based on the theory of idolatry, in Japanese Shintoism, the most basic is the theory of eight million gods---- that is, the god may inhabit all things, and believes that anything can become a magic tool.

The tactics often used by the Amakusa Cross Sect to combine the objects around them with the technique were the application of the Eight Million Theory. Depending on the item, the deities attached to it are not the same.

In Japan, there are many swords related to religion, and this is simply because the Japanese ruling class respects the sword, and this sword called 'Seven Swords of the Seven Heavens' is such a rare magic tool.

"Enlighten the abominable spy"

The divine crack with faint black gas all over his body was raised high'Seven Heavens and Seven Knives' to cut this latest automatic washing machine independently developed by the school city in half。

"Oh, don't, God is split, that's the property of the church!!"

At this moment, the little nun behind the Divine Crack hugged the rampaging Divine Crack, her little head shook like a rattle, and she shouted in a panic in a voice that was about to cry:

"If you destroy it at will, the biggest bishop will definitely not bypass us, he will be killed, God Split, stop it."

Subsequently----

The two eyes turned into an X-shaped, and the pouting god was held by the little nun with the love knife for seven days and seven knives and fell backwards.

So, after a frenzy, the weak little nun miraculously stopped the furious crack with her trembling petite figure, and after appeasing the rampaging crack, the battle with the washing machine started again.

"The instruction manual is here, and the tools like a screwdriver are also available."

"At this time, we will have to pray to the gods, oh, God Split."

"The area code for the customer service center is Japanese, which means an international call?"

"Great gods, great sons, please bless the poor little nun."

Amid the unsettling sound of the washing machine creaking, the two of them were pounding against the washing machine again.

It's a pity,A mechanical idiot is still a mechanical idiot.,No matter how much you evolve, you can't make a Gundam.,After a rush of action between the two,,The latest automatic washing machine independently developed by the school city began to make its own voice again.。

"----Ahh

The god crack and the little nun stared at the washing machine in horror.

"Staring --------"

"Staring --------"

In the sight of the two,This washing and fading of the torn clothes,And then because it was stuffed into the futon and didn't work well, the school city tattered washing machine actually made a cooing sound again----。

I washed the futon that was stuffed in.

"This"

The god crack and the little nun couldn't help but gasp at the same time.

Originally, the silent design was the selling point of this washing machine, and it was abnormal to make such a sound, that is, it was reluctantly so far, beyond the boundaries of the design, and received orders beyond the operating environment, and the result of the final outbreak of patience and patience was ---- finally completed the great cause of washing quilts.

"What the hell is going on?"

Suddenly, he lost his strength and fell to his knees on the floor of the locker room.

A strong sense of shame suddenly replaced the original anger, obviously reflecting on his immaturity, but immediately like this, obviously carrying the great magical name ----of 'Helping those who can't be saved (Salvere000)', but he was murderous to such a good guy who worked hard, God Split, you are really out of shape, God Crack thought like this.

The washing machine was first stuffed into a huge mattress that could not be washed, the switch was forcefully pressed, and then it was thrown aside, but I kept trying, enduring pain and suffering, doing what I had to do, and finally achieved an impossible task.

In the face of such a good thing, he was still thinking just now, "If there is any more problems, I will use seven days and seven knives to smash it" At this moment, Xiao Shenxi was already very guilty and blamed himself.

The washing machine doesn't say anything, and the artificial intelligence it carries has no speaking skills, so of course it's impossible to say anything.

However, God Crack did hear the sound of ---- washing machine:

"God Split, I've finally succeeded! (smiley) ---!! ”

"Wow!" With a bang, tears welled up in the corners of the eyes of the god crack and the little nun.

At this moment, they were speechless.

Shen Crack put down the seven days and seven swords, just like reuniting with a loved one he hadn't seen for a long time, and hugged the boxy body of the washing machine tightly.

"You're so nice, Laundry Sauce."