Chu Yang Homo (噾茈莘香 dedication)

Hello audience: "Hello audience, in view of the fact that I was killed by the beauty of my senior brother in the last bullet, I brewed a human tragedy of "dying before leaving the school, which made the audience cry for a long time", leaving countless regrets for tens of millions of viewers (→_→ dirt!) )。 So I decided to climb back and continue to finish the interview. But in order to avoid the pursuit of some bull and horse, I had to put on a new vest. Isn't my new vest harder to read and harder to play? As the so-called vest in hand, I have hahahaha in the world~"

The staff who came with Ox Xinxiang gestured next to him, big sister, you say so much before every interview, the audience still looks at you or the starring role, the interview time is limited, okay.

"Well, no more nonsense." Woo Xinxiang finally let go of the staff who were in a hurry, "This time we are going to interview Chu Yang, who has been running back and forth on the road between the male protagonist and the non-male protagonist and never stops!" After saying that, she waited for five minutes without waiting for flowers and applause, and suddenly felt happy. She dragged her heavy body and moved step by step towards the small black room where Chu Yang was locked up, and her mouth kept crushing: "It's boring, I haven't appeared in thirty years, what is there to interview." He was an old man in his thirties back then. Two days ago, someone posted a post asking where Xiao Chu went. I think it's almost the same as where Uncle Chu has gone! Uncle Chu, who is in his sixties, hum ╭ (╯^╰) ╮! ”

She followed the route pointed out by the elder brother and twisted all the way, through the streets and alleys, and finally came to a small black house, don't ask her what the little black house looks like, it is an ordinary house. However, there is a plaque hanging on it, and the three big characters of "Little Black House" are just written on it, and after experiencing the "Good Guy Card" incident, Shan Xinxiang said that she has calmed down on this fantasy world.

She took out a pair of sunglasses from her bag and put them on, pulled out a mask to cover most of her face, and after making sure that there were no suspicious people around her (the poor staff had already been thrown off on the road), she slammed the door with her right hand, "Wow-oh-oh, oh- "If there are knowledgeable people here, they will be shocked, because this is the long-lost contact code on the rivers and lakes - twisting Yangge!

After striking the code. Glucosa pressed her ear to the door. Quietly listen to the movement inside the door. At this time, a clear voice suddenly appeared in her ears: "Heavenly King Cover Earth Tiger." Woo Xinxiang felt a pang in her heart, and hurriedly lowered her voice to say to the next sentence: "Chicken stewed mushrooms."

As soon as she finished speaking, the closed door suddenly opened. A suction force sucked her into the door. The door then shut. The surrounding qiē is still the same as Fang Cai. Quietly, the sound of needles falling on the ground could almost be heard. It's as if she has never been here, or even existed in this world.

(Well, Oxuka has been victimized by an unknown dark force.) This interview is over again! Dirt is up...... )

After entering the small black house, she found that this house really lived up to the name of the little black house. There was no finger in the room, not even a glimmer of light. It seems that here the light is completely swallowed up by the darkness. She was so bewildered by the eerie atmosphere that she could barely breathe.

At this time, the voice of Qingyue appeared again: "How did you explain what you did?"

Woo Xin Xiang's voice was slightly deep, and she replied respectfully, "Yiqiē will act according to your plan. It has already had a certain effect. ”

The man snorted coldly, and his voice was cold: "Effect? I haven't seen it. If you act badly again, don't blame me for being merciless. ”

She bit her lower lip and clenched the sunglasses in her hand, and then she finally couldn't bear it anymore and threw the sunglasses in the direction where the sound came from, "What the hell!" Have you not acted for 30 years and have been locked up in a small black room? Is it easy for the old lady to do this part-time water army! I read and comment every day, and I always mention you intentionally or unintentionally, just to add a little bit of savings for you! Otherwise, you haven't played in 30 years, who will remember which one you are? ”

Chu Yang (heck, as long as the words "Qingyue's voice" appear, it must be Chu Yang.) He coughed uncomfortably, "No one has ever sent me a script since I was imprisoned, and I don't know anything about the shape outside." There was no cell phone signal either, and I couldn't see any comments. ”

When she heard this, her heart was sour, and she sighed in her heart: Uncle Emma Chu's life is too sad, she hasn't been on the Internet for thirty years, she can't imagine it!

While thinking, she took out her mobile phone from her bag and lit up the screen: "I have a cached text in my phone, show it to you-ah!" Woo Xin Xiang screamed, her hand shook and the phone fell to the ground, and the small black room returned to darkness

Xi Xinxiang trembled and squatted down to pick up her mobile phone, almost scared to cry, "Your sister, what bad things have you done, and you still have a mosaic on your face?" That's right, just now she lit up her phone, and caught a glimpse of Chu Yang's handsome face, which should be so beautiful that it was difficult to distinguish between male and female, and the peerless grace was actually a bunch of mosaics, and she was suffering from dense phobia and saw the king of Hades almost immediately.

Chu Yang glared at her angrily, okay, it was guessed by Xin Xiang, because the eyes are also mosaics. But she could feel Chu Yang's anger that was almost violent, so she hurriedly sent her mobile phone on, "Look, you always watch slowly." ”

Chu Yang took the phone and slowly watched it from his last scene thirty years ago.

With the light of the mobile phone screen, she found a chair and sat down by herself, glancing at Chu Yang from time to time. The mosaic on the ground against the bright light of the mobile phone is even more terrifying. She silently shed a handful of bitter tears in her heart, thinking that she could see a male god, but who knew that she saw a humanoid mosaic. I knew that I would have talked more with the senior brother just now. The beautiful elder brother, the warm oil elder brother. Ahh

Chu Yang clicked his hand on the screen, he glanced at Lu Xinxiang coldly, and said sarcastically: "Song Ning has long been in his heart. Even if he doesn't, he doesn't look down on you. ”

Woo Xinxiang snatched the phone, do you think she was angry and didn't show it to Chu Yang? No, she's never been that careful. She opened the catalog, flipped to a certain chapter, pointed to a certain name, and said, "Look, Zhiyuan has traveled with Luo Yu for more than ten years!"

What the? Chu Yang's face changed, and he flipped through two chapters and found that those chapters were flashbacks. Ji Won just appeared with a name, and he was immediately relieved. He turned his eyes and saw Luo Yu's pseudonym "Yang", and his heart warmed, it turned out that she still remembered.

Glue Xinxiang covered her face with her sleeve, "Please don't put your face on me, it hurts your eyes too much." She pursed her lips and opened another chapter: "Hou Yong said that he would look for her before Luo Yu's travels, but he found it, and the two of them are still adventuring together!"

Chu Yang waved the folding fan in his hand. replied indifferently: "Luo Yu is not interesting to Hou Yong."

"Why?"

"Hou Yong's name doesn't sound like the male lead."

Woo Cheek: Although I really want to complain. But what's going on with the inexplicable feeling that it makes sense?

She turned to another chapter, "Look, this Chu Xing has been obsessed with Luo Yu since he saw him. He's your brother! And known as 'Linyuan Gongzi', this nickname is so elegant. It's comparable to your 'second in 10,000 years'. The name of the 'cunning profiteer' is much better. ”

Chu Yang didn't care about raising the bar with her. After reading it carefully, he was relieved, and smiled proudly, quite inflated. "Chu Xing just fell in love with Luo Yu's skin. Luo Yucai would not like such a superficial person. ”

Oxa: "Okay, I knew you were narcissistic." But I didn't expect that you were already in the late stage of narcissism and there was no cure. Looks like I'm going to have to make a big move! ”

She took the phone and clicked wildly for a while, flipped to chapter 356, and put it in front of Chu Yang, "See for yourself." Please don't take my phone to vent your anger after reading it. ”

Chu Yang frowned after taking a closer look, and muttered to himself: "This Yuan Mu is actually ...... Luo Yu, a stupid person, doesn't even know how to hide! ”

Woo Xin Xiang secretly scolded herself on the side: I haven't sued you yet, Luo Yu has forgotten about you, and when you appear again, there will be a time for you to cry.

Chu Yang pushed away the phone and said solemnly: "Show me your results." ”

Woo Xinxiang opened the comment area and pointed out one by one, "Look, two long reviews." And as soon as someone posts about you, I run to leave a message in secret. A few days ago, your ancestor was more brilliant, and I posted a post to praise your ancestor in the open, but in fact, it was to persuade your stepmother to release you. It's really heart-wrenching, and it's a song to cry! In these years, it is really not easy to be a water army, especially a water army with professional ethics! ”

Chu Yang nodded secretly, "Speaking of which, although my stepmother still didn't let me out, she asked me to record a sentence a few days ago." I think you made a difference. ”

Woo Xin Xiang cheered and jumped excitedly with her paws: "It's me, it's me!" After I finished your ancestor's post, I made you show your voice! ”

Chu Yang expressed his satisfaction reservedly, "It's done well, continue to maintain." ”

Xi Xinxiang smiled and said, "Then let's talk about wages." You know, I'm a professional and ethical sailor, others post a post of five cents, I post fifty! ”

Chu Yang glanced at her, "This son has a lot of spirit stones, and when he goes out, he will naturally not let go of your benefits." As soon as he returned his sleeves, the door opened, "You can go, don't forget your work when you get out." ”

Oxuka shook her head and refused, "No, the business hasn't been done yet." I was able to enter this little dark room today in the name of an interview. I have to hand in a copy of the interview. I've got the name of the report in mind. According to the script, aren't you supposed to wander in a place surrounded by the sea? That's why I named the report Lu, no, it's Chu Binxun Crusoe! What about Uncle Qi? He just happened to make a cameo on Friday. ”

Chu Binxun: ......

She took out a voice recorder, notebook and other tools from her bag, and then asked, "Are you ready?" Chu Yang nodded lazily.

"Okay, then here's the problem."

Ten seconds......

Twenty seconds......

A minute passes......

Chu Yang was crazy: What is the problem, you should ask!

Ox Xinxiang is also crazy: After hearing this sentence, shouldn't all the people on the earth answer "Which excavator technology is stronger, Shandong is looking for Lanxiang in China"! Forget it, Uncle Chu hasn't been on the Internet for thirty years, bear with it!

"Ahem", Xi Xinxiang said embarrassedly: "I was thinking about the question just now, and now I really want to ask." ”

"The first question, anyway, I've wanted to ask for a long time, what kind of spiritual root are you?" After asking, she caught a glimpse of the fan in Chu Yang's hand, and suddenly realized, "Oh, I know, it must be a fan spirit root!" She said as she wrote it down in her notebook, "Chu Yang-Mutant Fan Spirit Root." ”

Chu Yang: ...... What the hell is Fan Linggen!

"Second question, when did you fall in love with Luo Yu?"

Chu Yang was furious when he heard this, but he didn't know how to answer.

Xi Xinxiang said to herself: "According to the script, you found out that you had a different feeling for Luo Yu than your friends before you were locked up in a small black house, and you also emphasized that 'only a little more than your friends'." Hahaha laughed at me at the time, if you like it, you can say something a little bit, this emotional intelligence is really kneeling. ”

Chu Yang: ......

"In other words, there must be a time lag between falling in love and discovering that you like it. According to the script, you should have liked Luo Yu before the opening of the Qinghuang Secret Realm without knowing it. Luo Yu was not yet sixteen years old at that time, right? ”

Woo Xinxiang's eyes rolled around, and asked cautiously: "Anyway, you were thirty at that time, right?" Could it be that you liantong? ”

Chu Yang of Liantong: That's enough!

Chu Yang folded the fan suddenly, and a gust of wind hit, and before she could react, she was swept out of the door by the wind. The door slammed shut.

Woo Xin Xiang shouted unwillingly: "There is one last question! Sure enough, she didn't wait for "love", so she then shouted: "How the hell is your face automatically coded?" Please, tell me! Otherwise, I won't be able to sleep at night! ”

Of course, she can't wait for an answer. So it was another sleepless night.

How did Chu Yang's face become a mosaic? It's a secret that can't be told. (To be continued......)