621 Believe it or not, I smoke you
As soon as the quilt was lifted and the person on the bed appeared, the whole room was quiet!
Ugly, it's really ugly, it's so fucking ugly, I've never seen such an ugly woman, this is probably the only thought in the hearts of the four coast guards and Ueda at this time!
Only Nakamura Ichiro, who had already seen Xiao Shiyun's face at this time, didn't react much, just pretended to be decadent and sat on the ground, sighing, and tears fell to the floor as if he didn't want money.
"That...... Come here! The chubby team leader immediately determined that the woman on the bed was not the girl he was looking for in this examination, because the kidnapped girl was very cute, a little sweet-looking, and belonged to the type of sister next door, and if the woman on the bed was going to use which type......
It's completely scary to come out!
However, the chubby team leader still has to figure out what the identity of this woman is, so he is ready to ask Nakamura Ichiro to explain.
Nakamura Ichiro got up from the floor, walked in front of the team leader with his head down, and asked in a slightly hoarse voice, "Sir, do you have anything else?!" ”
This attitude was much worse than just now, and the team leader also knew that his behavior just now was a bit offensive, so he didn't get angry, pretended not to hear, and continued to ask: "Who is the person on this bed?!" And what identity do you have?! ”
She ...... It's my girlfriend......" Ichiro Nakamura said with some embarrassment.
"......" The four coast guards were speechless for a while.
Ichiro Nakamura continued, "Actually...... She used to be pretty good-looking......"
"......" The four coast guards are still speechless, just like this, the words cliff and good-looking are not next to each other at all, is it possible that people's aesthetics have been lowered so much now?
This kind of ugly thing in the sky and on the ground can also be called good-looking, come on, so what should you call it if it is really good-looking?! Fairies descend to earth?!
"She only got into this ...... when she had a serious illness," Ichiro Nakamura continued, ignoring the stares of the four coast guards.
It's unheard of to get sick and make people sick like this! The chubby coast guard couldn't help but ask: "What kind of disease is this?!" ”
"It's like a stroke plus smallpox!"
A stroke is nothing, as soon as the word 'smallpox' came out, the four coast guards couldn't help but take a few steps back, and the four of them stammered in unison: "Heaven, smallpox?!" ”
"yes, doesn't my girlfriend have a lot of red pimples on her face? That's the symptom of smallpox, it's a very serious disease, and it's said to be contagious......" Nakamura Ichiro shook his head and sighed, looking very sad.
The four coast guards couldn't help but take a few steps back, and at the same time distanced themselves from Ichiro Nakamura: "It's so serious?!" Can it still be cured?! ”
"......I don't know," Ichiro Nakamura still sighed, "It's a heterozygous disease, getting one disease and then causing another disease, called a complication, it's much more tricky than ordinary diseases, I took her to many hospitals, and the treatment for several months had no effect, didn't I hear that there is a very famous doctor in Vietnam?!" It is said that there is a lot of brush for treating incurable diseases, so I was going to take my girlfriend to have a look, and I happened to run into this cargo ship that was going to Vietnam, and I took a hitchhike! ”
Nakamura Ichiro's words not only explained the identities of him and the woman with a strange disease on the bed, but also explained the purpose of the two of them's trip, and took the initiative to dispel the doubts in the hearts of the four coast guards!
At this moment, the four coast guards finally have nothing to ask, they just want to leave this room quickly, and then run to the shore to do a disinfection and inspection, Nima, smallpox, that can kill people!
"Well, okay, our inspection has been completed, and nothing has been found...... "The team leader couldn't wait to end the inspection, and he immediately said to Ueda, "Take your customs pass and escort. Just take it out and check it, this ...... The hard-working brother will be spared, and if the younger brother and sister have such a serious illness, they will not delay your treatment! ”
In fact, this chubby coast guard didn't want to be infected with such a terrible disease. The photograph is infected with the pathogen?!
When the six coast guards came, they were majestic and high-spirited, but when they left, they were in a panic, and the six people almost scrambled to get off the sand fishing boat, and then stepped on the speedboat and left non-stop.
It wasn't until the six coast guards disappeared from sight that Ichiro Nakamura burst out laughing.
Koizumi Taiichiro and Ueda walked into the room one after the other, at this time, Koizumi Taiichiro had already learned how Nakamura Ichiro was fooled, he admired it very much, Nakamura Ichiro not only has good acting skills, but even the makeup skills are so good that a person's appearance has completely changed.
Coupled with a reasonable argument, it is really not surprising that it was able to deceive the search of six coast guards!
"Mr. Nakamura is really an admirable five-body throw!" Koizumi Taiichiro bowed slightly, and respectfully patted Nakamura Ichiro's ass.
Nakamura Ichiro snorted and said: "It's just a small skill of carving insects, Koizumi-kun praised it falsely, Huaxia's China pigs are really incompetent, greedy for life and afraid of death, as soon as they heard that it was smallpox, they were so frightened that they left with a lot of urine, hum...... Compared with our Dahe nation, it is simply a wreck, a coward! ”
"Our Dahe nation is the most powerful nation!" Koizumi Taiichiro's face couldn't help but show a hint of excitement, clenched his fists and raised his arms and shouted.
As soon as he shouted like this, the subordinates of those island countries couldn't help but echo loudly, as if their Dahe nation had unified the world!
But who knows, Nakamura Ichiro suddenly interjected: "But this is such a nation, decades ago, with millet and rifles, I was defeated by the well-armed and strong Dahe nation, I can't think about it, I really can't think about it!" ”
"......" The devil of an archipelago country who was like being beaten with chicken blood just now suddenly became angry, and he couldn't say a word with his head drooping.
Nakamura Ichiro glanced at these people, and sighed in his heart: "If a nation wants to prosper, the most indispensable thing is the indomitable spirit, at this point, the Chinese nation is much stronger than my Dahe nation, and it will not be cut at every turn......
The sand fishing boat finally set sail again, and the six coast guards gave Ueda a ticket before leaving, because it was a special period, as long as the inspection was completed, a temporary pass would be given, and only the inspector could leave the country safely when he passed through the customs.
At this time, there was a long queue for customs money, and the boats crossed one by one, and the speed was naturally very slow, and Nakamura Ichiro and others had to stop the boat and wait, so it was inevitable that there would be some delays.
I don't know what's going on, Nakamura Ichiro's heart suddenly has a hint of foreboding, this feeling came very suddenly, as if it appeared out of thin air, without the slightest warning, he was upset, walked up to the bow of the boat to look ahead, at this moment, his peripheral vision suddenly caught a glimpse of a few bright flashes of car lights in the distance.
I don't know where a few cars came out, almost brutally rushed into the customs port, after seeing these cars, Nakamura Ichiro's ominous premonition became stronger and stronger, and he vaguely felt that something bad was about to happen.
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After Yang Yi and others left the expressway, in order to save time, they were able to save Xiao Shiyun before Nakamura Ichiro and others left the country, almost did not follow the road, crossed the mountains and rivers along the way, and finally arrived at the customs inspection port at the mouth of the river in the shortest possible time.
The three cars brutally slammed open the port gate and rushed directly into the front of the office hall, Qin Ying had a small green notebook in her hand, and no one dared to complain along the way, and soon saw the principal here, a section-level leader.
After meeting, without any greetings, Yang Yi went straight to the point and said: "Now, we have temporarily taken your place and informed your subordinates that everyone will obey my orders, call all the coast guards, and let all ships dock for inspection!" ”
"Sir, sir!" The section-level leader was frightened by Yang Yi's fierce momentum, he didn't know Yang Yi, but he knew that these people were from the military region, and people from the military region couldn't be provoked, which one wasn't short-tempered? If you can't say a word, you're about to fight, and if you beat your family and do something, the section-level leader said tremblingly: "Sir, I don't think it's necessary, right?!" Our men have inspected all the ships just now, and they have not found any suspicious people, so maybe the people you are looking for in the military region have not passed through here! ”
"Shut up!" Yang Yi scolded on the spot, "There is no place for you to speak here, you can only obey the order, and dare to say more nonsense, believe it or not, I will let you go home tomorrow to farm?!" ”
"Why are you so domineering?!" The section-level leader is a middle-aged man about forty years old, and his gestures are quite elegant, he should have read a lot of books and is an intellectual, so he will inevitably despise a person with a hot temper like Yang Yi.
Hmph, what a reckless man!
The section-level leader continued: "We are discussing, there are naturally different voices in the discussion, we should seek common ground while reserving differences, how can you not let me speak?!" ”
"Discussion fart, Lao Tzu's words are holy decrees, do you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll whip you now?!" Yang Yi raised his hand to slap him in the face.
The section-level leader was startled and hurriedly took a few steps back, but he didn't know what he stepped on, and he accidentally sat on the ground.
"I'm still here to be a hero when I can't stand on my legs, go back to your office and tease Xiaomi, from now on, you belong to the suspension stage!" Yang Yi said, and directly strode past the side of the section-level leader.
The section-level leader was like a clown, his face was pale, his eyes flickered, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but at this moment, he was suddenly slapped heavily on the shoulder.
He thought it was Yang Yi who had gone and returned, and couldn't help but yell: "What else do you want?" What do you want to do when you've humiliated me like this......"
Before he finished speaking, the section-level leader's eyes widened in horror all of a sudden, and he said tremblingly: "Sun, Mr. Sun?!" ”
"Director Wang, I didn't expect you to remember my grandson......" Sun Long smiled slightly, "How is it?!" Did my brother scare you just now? Don't be angry, it's too urgent, he's not in a good mood today......"
Sun Long's words implied many layers of meaning, the first was to appease the emotions of Director Wang, and the second was to tell him about Yang Yi. Tai, he is my Sun Long's brother, if you want your subordinates to make things difficult for him, you'd better weigh your own weight, don't embarrass yourself when the time comes!
Director Wang set off a big wave in his heart, he didn't expect Sun Long to appear here, Sun Long is a celebrity next to Secretary Hua Youchenghua, the underground dragon leader who was secretly supported, this is almost a secret that everyone in Yunnan officialdom knows.