While I was still asleep, I heard the phone ringing and hurriedly got up to answer it. Hehe, early in the morning, business came, a good sign.

I picked up the phone, but who knows, it was the original proprietress on the other end of the phone: "Oops, I forgot to calculate the telephone last night, 120 yuan, I'll get it later!" ”

I was depressed, it was only six o'clock, and I came to collect debts! This person is really, I haven't opened the door to do business yet, why did she come to collect debts?! Damn it!

I was so angry that I said, "I don't have a penny right now!" There is a life! I didn't even have money for breakfast! You're here for a treat? ”

There was no mercy on the other end of the phone: "I have no money, I can only take the phone!" ”

How can I do business without a phone? Why doesn't this person have any human touch at all?

I accepted and begged her: "No, you have to leave a telephone for the customer to contact me, right?" How can I do business without a phone? ”

However, it was useless to ask, and the other end of the phone was still as cold as ice: "What does it matter to me whether you do business or not?" I don't care, I gave you all the tricycles, and I was scolded by my husband. That's it, I'll go over and get the money right now! ”

How can this be justified, it is too much to deceive others!

In less than ten minutes, the proprietress rushed to the door, and as soon as she entered the door, she pulled out the phone line and said, "Oh, I almost cheapened you kid!" ”

"Hey, boss, you have a little conscience, talk about humanity, okay?" I held down the phone and wouldn't give it to her.

"Conscience? How much is a pound? Speaking of conscience, human nature also needs to eat! Isn't it? This telephone was bought with my hard-earned money, not from the sky! "She is as cold as ice, and she has no benevolence to talk about.

"So, I don't have any money, so you have to take it?" I couldn't bear it anymore, and I was angry.

"Of course, this is my thing, I can't give it to you for nothing, can I?!" She said it very reasonably, but without emotion.

"Boss, for the sake of me working for you for two and a half months, leave some affection, lend it to me for a period of time, and as soon as you have money, I will pay it back to you immediately, okay?" She is reasonable, I can't talk about her, I can only beg her.

"No! No way! The two of us are not related, why should I lend it to you? "She started snatching.

"Why don't I write you an IOU?" I held down the telephone with one hand and looked for the pen with the other.

"No! In case you slip away in the middle of the night, where can I find you for money?! "She took the phone away while I was relaxing.

I was in a hurry and blocked her way out.

"What are you doing? Don't mess around! She was frightened and held the telephone tightly in her arms.

I took out my phone, took out the memory card, slapped it on the table, and said, "You take it, I'll find you back in three days!" ”

The proprietress protected the telephone with one hand, picked up my mobile phone with the other, looked at it again and again, and said, "Yo, love crazy? Is it leaking? (Vernacular: is it an imposter).

"Humph!" I snorted coldly and said, "This mobile phone doesn't have 2,000 yuan, it should be worth your phone, right?" ”

"You have that much money to buy? It was stolen, right? The hostess looked at me with a suspicious look and asked.

"To tell you the truth, I used to be a star-studded prince charming, a promising white-collar worker, an economist, and a graduate of a prestigious university, but for some reason I fell so far. Hey, the tiger fell on the plain and was bullied by dogs. "In order to prove that I have the strength to buy a "love crazy" machine, to prove that this machine is not a leak, I told my past.

"Tsk-tsk-tsk, ouch, I can't see it, I've been together for so long day and night, but I didn't expect that the beard was sloppy, the whole body was dirty, and even a beggar was not as good as a beggar, but he was actually a prince charming! Also economist! Terrible! Buried talents! Phew! Phew! I'm whoa, whoa! I thought the proprietress would be in awe and show a little respect to me, but I didn't expect her to still look down on people and squirt five "phew" in a row!

I really regret it, why did I have to tell her this? I have fallen to this point, who believes? Am I not Ah Q? Isn't it a joke to say that your ancestors were glorious?

The proprietress picked up my phone and said contentedly: "Economist, oh, and Prince Charming, I'm leaving!" ”

After taking two steps, he turned back and said with a sarcastic face: "I hope you are a real economist and not an idiot!" Hahaha! ”。 With that, she laughed insolently and walked away.

I have to live like a human being, or I'll be laughed at forever!

However, there was not a single phone call, not a single business all morning. I could only go hungry until three o'clock in the afternoon, when finally a call came. However, by five o'clock in the afternoon, I had not received a penny, but had nine buckets of water upside down! It turned out that the water shop had collected money from others and issued water tickets, but now people are asking me to deliver the goods with water tickets.

I spent all my strength not to say anything, and I lost 9 buckets of water for no reason. My only 9 barrels of stock were given away to someone else for no apparent reason! I'm still looking forward to selling it for money. Who knew that after putting the bucket away, the customer handed over not the money, but the water ticket!

I want to settle accounts with the proprietress and get the money back. However, I don't have her phone, and I don't even know where they live! I don't know how many water tickets there are in the back! I didn't expect the proprietress to be so vicious and dig such a big trap for me to jump in! But looking back, can she be blamed for that? When I usually deliver water, there are also people who give me water tickets and don't pay for them. When the hostess checked out with me, how could I not think of this amount? Ay! You can only blame yourself!

The goods are gone, and the business has to continue, otherwise you won't be able to eat a meal today. I picked up the phone, called the water plant, and asked them to deliver the goods as much as possible. The water plant replied: "I'm ready to get off work, and I'll deliver it tomorrow morning." ”

I said no, I don't have a bucket of water right now.

The waterworks compromised and promised to send it immediately, only emphatically: "Be ready for money!" ”

I said yes, yes! But my pockets were empty, and I didn't have a single coin. Leave him alone, wait for him to deliver the goods. When the time comes, act on the occasion and take one step at a time.

In less than half an hour, the goods arrived. After the driver and stevedore unloaded all the goods and put them on the bunk, they handed me a receipt and asked me to settle the payment.

I acted and said, "Oops, I'm sorry. The hostess just went out. You didn't leave me any money, or you waited. ”

Actually, don't say wait a minute, even if it is a day, the proprietress will not show up until tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, and even if it does, it is impossible for her to pay for me. I was delaying the war, as soon as it got dark and they were hungry, they had to let me sign the bill.

I also know that it is immoral to do so, and I am very uneasy. But, I can't help it, I really can't afford a penny. The driver waited for more than half an hour, but still didn't see the proprietress appear, and began to urge me to call her. I said, I don't have her phone either, and she didn't tell me what I was doing when she went out. The driver saw that it was getting late, and it was not a way to wait like this, so he had to sign for me obediently.

Before leaving, the driver said cruelly: "I must receive the money tomorrow!" After you pay the money, I will unload the goods! ”

I apologized again and again, saying, "Yes! Be! Good to go! ”

The goods are there, but the phone is gone. I waited until seven o'clock in the evening, and there was still not a single phone call, not a single customer. I haven't eaten breakfast yet, I'm almost hungry! No way! I'm going to take the initiative! I remembered that an overpass was being built at the nearby Yongjiang bridgehead, and there must have been a lot of migrant workers there. So, I put five buckets of pure water on the tricycle, pulled down the roller shutter, and walked towards the bridge. Oops, faint, what time is it now? Migrant workers have already left work! Where are people still on the construction site?

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