Chapter 54: Because of Love
On the way back, King Lanling kept complaining, although he was no longer the general who led the whole army after returning to the world, at least the majesty was still there, right? But Li Xiaojian, a shrimp, can manage him, and let him carry a woman like Xi Shi, he was a big man back then, how can he?
"I said Xiaolan, you should be content, don't you really know who is carrying it?" Li Xiaojian really couldn't get used to King Lanling's 'I am the prince' face, so he decided to teach him a lesson.
King Lanling shook his head and said, "I don't care who she is, in short, I am the prince, and she ......"
"She is the queen, and she is older than you." The mother-in-law couldn't get used to it, so she interjected.
"Queen? Then I can't carry it, it's a crime of deception. When King Lanling heard that Xi Shi was the queen, he was so frightened that he almost threw Xi Shi off his back.
Li Xiaojian patted him on the shoulder and said, "Xiaolan, she is Xi Shi, the head of the four beauties in ancient times, you can be content with her on your back." ”
"Shih Tzu? I seem to have heard of it, isn't it a myth or legend? King Lanling turned his head and glanced at Xi Shi in a daze. When his eyes stared at Xi Shi, his body trembled a few times, and then his face showed a look of indifference, and he pouted and said to Li Xiaojian: "Brother-in-law, I turned his back on him for the sake of your face." ”
"Okay, I'm the biggest here, you should sell my face." Li Xiaojian said happily in his heart: Xiaoya, I don't believe that you are not tempted.
Yue Lao rode the donkey, the others walked, and after a few people walked out of a few miles, the grandmother suddenly pointed to a Jinbei car parked in the woods and shouted: "Xiao Jian, look at it, is this the one we sat in the morning." ”
Li Xiaojian stared, and sure enough, this was the one driven by Tong Xin's driver Zhang Bing. Li Xiaojian stood in front of the Jinbei car for a while, sighed, and said, "Let's go back on foot, I knew that Yue Lao wouldn't erase Tong Xin's memory." ”
"Xiao Jian, Tong Xin said that he gave us this car, so he just drove away." The mother-in-law was still reluctant to stroke the front face of the Jinbei car.
Sister Feng sighed and said, "Forget it, Sister Mother-in-law, let's find a way." ”
"You want to do it? I only have 10,000 yuan left, and it's almost the same to buy a tricycle. Li Xiaojian thought of the people in his pocket, and his heart was painful. There are more people now, and I'm afraid that such a big family won't last for a few days with 10,000 yuan.
Sister Feng nodded, gritted her teeth and said, "Let's go back and talk." ”
The location of the unfinished building is not far from Concord College, and several people returned to the courtyard in more than half an hour under the leadership of the donkey. As soon as he returned to the courtyard, the donkey put down the old moon and ran excitedly towards the northeast, probably thinking of spring again.
Walking into the courtyard, King Lanling was stunned for a moment, and then frowned: "Sister Feng, this small courtyard is a little too shabby." ”
"You're so picky! I don't want to live and find my own land. "Mother Sister-in-law really thinks King Lanling is a little annoying.
"Who are you, you ugly?" King Lanling looked at his mother-in-law and frowned.
"Who do you say is an ugly ghost, don't you want to live anymore?" The mother-in-law said that she wanted to beat the king of Lanling when she picked up the broom, but she found that the king of Lanling was still carrying Xi Shi on his back, so she glared and said, "I will spare you today, hum." ”
"Who are you to dare to be rude to this king." King Lanling glared.
Li Xiaojian hurriedly patted him on the shoulder and said, "She is a mother-in-law, can you afford to provoke her?" ”
As soon as he heard the name of his mother-in-law, King Lanling immediately put down Xi Shi, took a step forward and knelt on the ground, and said with appropriate hands: "The princess is above, and the little king is ......."
"Don't be pretentious there, Xiaofeng is the boss here." The mother-in-law glanced at him, turned and went back to the house.
King Lanling looked at Sister Feng in confusion and asked in a low voice, "Why are all princesses here?" ”
Sister Feng nodded and said, "Well, don't be a king when you come here, in fact, everyone is about the same level." ”
Li Xiaojian heard it and roared: "I'll correct it, I'll have the final say here, your immortal souls and ghosts are all in my hands." ”
"Go! If it weren't for Sister Feng's face, I would have ...... a long time ago," Diao Chan said, pointing to Li Xiaojian's balls.
"Okay then." Li Xiaojian shrunk his neck, in his opinion, being kicked in the balls was more difficult to accept than killing him.
After returning to the house, the mother-in-law and Diao Chan helped Sister Feng cook, Liu Yong and Pan An went back to their house to play chess, Yue Lao was studying the marriage compass, Xi Shi was still in a coma, Li Xiaojian planned to watch Liu Yong play chess, but was pulled outside by King Lanling.
King Lanling was very confused and asked Li Xiaojian, "Brother-in-law, where is the latrine?" ”
Li Xiaojian stretched out his finger and pointed to the west side, and then asked, "Do you want paper?" ”
King Lanling disappeared in an instant, and then his shout came from the toilet: "Get me a stick!" ”
"Xiaolan, we have paper here." After Li Xiaojian finished speaking, he took a roll of toilet paper from the house and handed it over.
There was not much time, and King Lanling walked out of the toilet, frowning and muttering, "This thing is good, brother-in-law, your place is really amazing." ”
"Well, it's high-tech." Li Xiaojian said casually.
"What high-tech?" Suddenly, a sweet voice sounded behind Li Xiaojian.
Li Xiaojian turned his head, Xi Shi was staring at him with big eyes, and at this time, this girl's face was super good, red and fluttering like a ripe apple. Looking at Xi Shi's innocent face, Li Xiaojian almost believed that she was the first jade girl in history.
"Xiao Jian, what kind of high-tech are you researching, can you show me." Xi Shi's obsession with high technology is very high.
At this time, King Lanling walked out of the toilet with the remaining half roll of toilet paper, shook it towards Xi Shi and said, "Senior Xi Shi, this is this thing." ”
As soon as Xi Shi saw King Lanling, he immediately pulled Li Xiaojian down, stared at him and shouted, "Who are you, how did you come here." Xi Shi's eyes emitted two cold lights, where is there that delicate and cute, which is clearly the shiver that a battle-hardened warrior should have.
Li Xiaojian just wanted to explain, but King Lanling himself said: "I'm Xiaolan, I didn't expect to really meet Xi Shi's seniors, I'm so happy." ”
King Lanling was a little excited, and ran towards Xi Shi with a jump.
"You're looking for death!" Xi Shi's eyes let out a cold light, his fists made a gurgling sound, and when he saw King Lanling pounce, he hurriedly turned sideways, and then raised his leg and kicked at King Lanling's waist.
"Wait......" Li Xiaojian just wanted to stop the two, but suddenly he thought that both of them were ancient martial arts of the ancients, and he really wanted to see if the Spring and Autumn Women were powerful or the Northern Dynasty Tomb King was powerful.
Just when Li Xiaojian wanted to watch a wonderful performance, the first round was over, Xi Shi kicked the waist of the worshipping Lanling King, and kicked the Lanling King seven or eight meters away and slammed it to the ground.
When King Lanling got up, Li Xiaojian was already in front of Xi Shi, and explained with a bitter face: "Sister Xi Shi, he is Xiaolan, one of our big family. ”
"Really? I haven't heard of it. Xi Shi glanced at King Lanling and snorted.
Li Xiaojian nodded, and wanted to explain something, but King Lanling came over with a star, and said very reluctantly: "Why are you beating people?" ”
"Xiaolan, Sister Xi Shi likes you." Li Xiaojian hurriedly played a round.
"That's not going to work, you apologize to me." King Lanling said with his cheeks puffed. He was the prince of the past, and he was kicked by a woman inexplicably, and he couldn't bear it in his heart.
Seeing King Lanling speak in this tone, Xi Shi immediately crossed his waist and said, "What's wrong with beating you, you have the ability to come and fight alone." ”
"Hey, don't make a fuss." Li Xiaojian hurriedly shouted, just now he wanted to see the excitement, but now he is afraid that things will make a big fuss, after all, they will be under the eaves in the future.
"Xiao Jian, you go and let me teach him a lesson." Xi Shi is energetic, and he may be knocked out by the queen mother's hair, and he has a bad breath in his heart that can't be dispersed, and he wants to find someone to spread fire.
"Brother-in-law, you let him come." King Lanling was even more stubborn, wanting to regain the face of the kick just now.
Li Xiaojian wanted to say something again, but Xi Shi pushed Li Xiaojian out, and then stared at King Lanling coldly with his eyes. King Lanling did not show weakness, his eyes emitted a cold light, his fists were clenched, and he stared at Xi Shi angrily.
The two looked at each other, but neither of them moved. Li Xiaojian felt strange, could it be that their martial arts had become superb, and they had reached the level of fighting with each other?
However, the two moved just when he was bored. Xi Shi's white clothes fluttered, and his hands turned into claws and attacked the king of Lanling.
Li Xiaojian was surprised, could it be that Xi Shi got the true inheritance of Sister Feng?
Xi Shi moved, but the Lanling King's did not move, until Xi Shi's hand was about to hit his chest, the Lanling King rose with both feet in the air, and one jumped on the roof of the brick house.
"Want to run?" Xi Shi snorted, his feet up, and followed on the roof.
"Hey, you two be careful." Li Xiaojian hurriedly admonished below.
When the two arrived at the roof, they began to fight, their bodies were like electricity, tossing and turning, and Li Xiaojian's eyesight could not see the moves of the two at all. At this time, Yue Lao was walking out of the house, staring at the two people on the roof, and muttered: "Xiao Jian, what are they doing, why are they fighting so fiercely." ”
Li Xiaojian was staring at the battlefield, and said casually without thinking about it: "Because of love." ”