It's really miserable to be killed by a demon girl!

"Oh, hehe, the witch wants to borrow your sunscreen, so tell me to come in and help you. I'd like to see if there's anything else in there. ”

I had an idea and shook the vanity case.

"It's hers, take it." Jingjing actually believed my nonsense, which was very refreshing.

I laughed secretly, such a clumsy performance, she also believes, hehe. It would be nice if she was like this box of cosmetics and could let me get my hands on it lightly.

However, when I walked out the door, I only heard Jing Jing behind me muttering, "Why do you need sunscreen at night?" ”

The gloating enchantress saw me come out and was ready to see my jokes. She found that I was not discouraged, and there was a smug look on my face, and she wondered.

"Hey! Stinky tofu, how can you come out unscathed? Still triumphant, won't she punish you? The enchantress couldn't believe it, her eyes widened, and she looked me up and down, trying to find traces of the beating on me.

I came to stand upright, hold my head high, and accept the review of the demon girl. The witch looked at my face, checked my neck, and even lifted my trouser legs to see if I was hurt. However, I was intact, and I was so disappointed by her.

I was in the middle of a triumphant moment when suddenly I received a blow to the head, and a big guy hit me on the head.

"Stinky tofu, what are you doing in my room rummaging through the cabinets?! And threw my pillow on the floor! ”

Jing Jing ran behind me at some point, lifted the pillow and smashed my head hard. It's so fierce! Fortunately, it's a pillow, if it's a brick, I'm finished!

"Hey, why are you so ruthless? What can I do if I beat my husband up stupid?! The demon girl forcibly snatched the pillow from Jingjing's hand, very angry.

Jing Jing was robbed of the pillow, and she simply rushed up to squeeze my ears. She pulled me by the ear and led me into her room. The demon girl followed me closely, but I didn't expect that as soon as I entered the door, I quietly closed the door with a bang, and locked it back, locking the demon girl outside. It's over, if there's still a demon girl, maybe she can speak for me and limit quiet overreach.

"Stinky tofu, stand up!" Quietly pulled me to her bed, and finally let go of my ears: "Say, what did you do sneaking into my room?" ”

"Didn't you say that? It's so long-winded. ”

I wanted to downplay it, but I couldn't do it. also showed the makeup box in his hand and showed it to her.

"Humph! Stinky Tofu, I've known you for the third year. I don't know how many fancy intestines you have in your stomach?! Quietly looked at the sunscreen in my hand, snorted coldly, and said, "Stinky tofu, you don't see who you lie with!" The enchantress never dresses up, she wears sunscreen? Who are you fooling?! Besides, this box of sunscreen was given to the demon girl by Sister Lei, saying that if the demon girl didn't pay attention to her skin color, she would lose. But the demon girl didn't have the habit of applying rouge and felt uncomfortable, so she gave it to me after two days. ”

Dizzy! Wear a pot! Jing Jing is too smart! She's like a roundworm in my belly, and I can't hide anything from her!

"Hehe, I'll tell you nothing. That's it, the demon girl is chasing and killing me, and I have no choice but to hide in your room. Because it's your room, I don't think she dares to come in lightly. I saw that your pillow was dirty, and I thought it should be washed, so I threw it to the demon girl to wash, but I didn't expect the demon girl to see that I was so considerate to you, and I was jealous, so I didn't pick up your pillow, and it ended up on the ground. "I weaved another lie to cover up my actions.

"Stinky Tofu, would you be so good to me? Who believes your nonsense?! ”

Jing Jing came over again, and I timidly moved a few steps. My ears are still spicy

"Good intentions are not rewarded, good people wear rotten hats! Believe it or not! Besides, I've always been nice to you, but you pretend you don't know! I looked very aggrieved, and I also said that she was not and wanted to change the topic.

"Who are you treating badly?! In the middle of the night, he ran out with other girls and disappeared for three days and four nights! I thought I had been kidnapped. I almost didn't call the police! The romance is back happy, and the fun is not over, and I got together with the demon girl again! "Quietly beep and count me, as if my sins were cut down from all the trees in the world and used to make paper and bound into books, and it is difficult to finish it. Or a megabyte hard drive can't store my sins.

I finally managed to change the subject. I laughed and sat down on the edge of her bed.

"What are you laughing at? A lewd look! Although the words were ruthless, Jing Jing still sat down with me, and she was very confused by my laughter.

I looked down at her little feet hanging in front of the bed, freshly washed, fair-skinned, and very beautiful. As the saying goes, if you have a good scar, you can't forget the pain, if you don't have an external injury, if you don't have a scar, you will forget the pain completely. It's been four months, and because there are no external injuries, if I don't remember that it was her right foot sprain, I can't tell which foot it was.

"Stinky tofu, what do you think my feet are doing? Be all abroad! Jing Jing was quite unhappy, and when she saw that I was still staring, she looked at me again and wondered: "I washed it with shower gel?" It doesn't stink, does it? My feet have always had no smell. ”

Crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, she has forgotten all the good things I have done for her. I shook my head, she didn't know why I was looking at her feet, and when I shook my head, she took both feet to the bed and sat cross-legged. She clasped her feet in her hands, brought her feet to her nose, and sniffed. She frowned, picked up her other foot again, and sniffed it several times. Looking at her naïve, I laughed out loud, it was really funny.

I've been played with quietly, she's never been played by me, and this time I inadvertently teased her, and I'm really happy! However, I was overjoyed and sad. Seeing me laughing at her, thinking I was playing tricks on her, Jing Jing threw herself at me and threw me out of bed. She stretched out her hands like pincers and choked my neck!

"Help, help! ……！ ”

I shouted for help, but I couldn't scream anymore. The reason why I'm so flamboyant is because I want to attract rescuers, and the demon girl must not have slept yet! She must still be watching TV on the couch. Even, she has been standing outside the door, listening to the movement in the room. Quite possibly! I know the temper of a witch!

"Bang Bang ——!" The enchantress banged the door outside. Hahaha, it's good. She wants a beautiful woman to save the hero!

"Tian Jingjing, what did you do to my husband? Don't mess around! I'm going to call the police! "The demon girl who saw me being quietly repaired and gloated just now, now she is in a hurry, she wants to fight for me.

Taking advantage of the moment when I was silent, I broke free from her entanglement and jumped out of bed. Jing Jing didn't give up, and he also jumped down and hugged me.

"Boom Boom ——!"

The demon girl outside the door didn't slap the door with her hand, but hit the door with a guy, and if she didn't open it, she would definitely break into the door.

"The demon girl is ruthless! Stop it. I patted my quiet and tender face and said, "Actually, I went to Guilin this time to find Song Jie's jade pendant." Last time, in order to buy wine and medicine for your feet, I mortgaged her jade pendant to a sugar tobacco shop. By the way, I look at the construction situation in your hometown, two things, both for you. ”

I'm telling the truth this time, and I'm not half-lying. Hearing the words quietly, he gradually let go of his hand. I took the opportunity to walk to the door and opened the door that was about to be smashed open.

"Husband, are you alright?"

In the hand of the demon girl, she held a chair with a nervous face. There have been several dents on the door. The demon girl is really violent!

"You didn't instigate her?! I almost died! "The demon girl was upset for me, but I still didn't have good feelings, and she said things very strictly, exaggeratedly, blaming her, and making her feel guilty. In order to play more realistically, I coughed twice.

"I'm sorry, husband, how did I know she was so inhuman! It was done! Apologetic, the enchantress stepped forward and pulled my collar to inspect the injury.

Quietly looked at me stunned, without squeaking. She may think that she has taken a heavy shot, and she is also guilty. Your greatest support for me now is to remain silent. I am a seven-foot man, not very tall, but he is also young and strong. What can you do to me? How stupid! Hehe.

"Quick, go pour me a glass of water!" Taking advantage of what others owe me, I have aroused people.

Before the words fell, the demon girl screamed, and turned around to help me pour water. What I didn't expect was that Jing Jing also walked out of the door and rushed to pour water for me. Hehe, two women rob a husband, it's so cool!

Both of them went to the water dispenser, poured the water, and brought it up. What the demon girl wants is hot water, and what she pretends to be quiet is cold water.

"No need for you, pretend!" The demon girl glared at Jing Jing and roared.

Quietly looked at me, hesitated, and then walked to the water dispenser and flushed the hot water.

"Hmph, bring cold water to my husband to drink! My husband never drinks cold water! Or do I know him! The enchantress handed me the hot water and said proudly.

Nonsense! The enchantress is slandering me! When did I have such a quirk? Am I that stereotypical? I'm so flexible! This demon girl slandered me for no reason! Listening quietly, Liu frowned slightly, looked at me, and couldn't believe the words of the demon girl. Hey, it's all because you usually don't care about me, and you were fooled by the demon girl. However, I am very grateful for your thoughts.

In order to balance the quiet mind, I drank the hot water handed to me by the demon girl. Then I walked back to the silence, snatched her cup, and drank it all.

"Hey! Why are you taking my water from me?! Quietly looking at the cup I had given her, there was not a drop left in it, and she cried out.

Yes? I'm so embarrassed, it turns out that I am self-inflicted! Jing Jing didn't even think about pouring me a glass of water! The demon girl was also stunned by the quiet talk, what's going on? But the demon girl still reacted faster than me, she came up, snatched the cup from Jingjing's hand, and without adding cold water, poured a full cup of hot water, and stuffed it into Jingjing's hand.

"I've got you back! My husband doesn't owe you anything! The demon girl glanced at Jing Jing, who was quietly holding the teacup, and said angrily.

The first book of the Book King novel