Dinner was eaten only by the men, and the women were all immersed in the charm of cosmetics. Sister Feng and her mother-in-law's miserable appearance after makeup made Li Xiaojian sleepless all night, the two women were already extremely ugly, and Xi Shi and Diao Chan's super unprofessional makeup level simply turned the two ugly ghosts into ugly demons.

So much so that when the mother-in-law came out of the room, King Lanling was so frightened that his legs were weak, and when Sister Feng stood in the light to show off, Pan An vomited. Of course, Yue Lao looked at the two extremely ugly women, very indifferently, and just said in a calm tone: "The beauty of the soul is the real beauty." ”

Hearing what Yue Lao said, Li Xiaojian really wanted to step forward and ask: "Second uncle, who is my second grandmother?" ”

Before going to bed, the donkey returned, and the guy probably overused his sperm and looked tired, but when he saw his mother-in-law and Sister Feng, he let out a miserable donkey cry, and then got into his super tasteful single room and never came out again.

As soon as the sun rose the next day, Li Xiaojian got up. Today is the first day of opening, he was excited for a night, plus he was frightened by Sister Feng and his mother-in-law last night, and he basically didn't sleep this night. When he saw that these friends who had crossed over from the underworld slept more fragrantly than one another, he was stunned and couldn't help but sigh: "The mentality of the ancients is good. ”

"Xiao Jian, why did you get up so early?" The first to get up was still Sister Feng, this guy was still worried about cosmetics, and when he got up, he probably turned his eyebrows and looked a little slanted.

Li Xiaojian really wanted to remind Sister Feng that the acne was covered up by a mask on her face, but thinking about it, Sister Feng was characterized by acne, and maybe people would still be proud of that thing, so he just nodded and said, "Isn't this opening today, I'm a little excited." ”

"yes, it opened today, how did I forget about it." Sister Feng slapped her thigh and said, and then she used a lion's roar and shouted towards each room: "Don't sleep, everyone, hurry up, let's open today!" ”

Sister Feng's lion roar was super powerful, and after a roar, everyone ran out as if charged, Liu Yong didn't have time to put on his shirt, and asked eagerly: "Xiaofeng, you shout again, why do I feel a little deaf in my ears." ”

Sister Feng just wanted to shout again, but was stopped by Yue Lao, "Don't shout, I'm really deaf when I shout again." ”

Sister Feng saw that everyone came out, and swore an oath: "Today is our first day of opening, everyone must work together and work together to strive for a hit!" ”

Li Xiaojian shouted: "It must be! ”

"A must!" Loud slogans sounded in the courtyard, and the atmosphere was excellent.

After cheering, Diao Chan pouted and said, "Sister Feng, we are about to open, but we can't go hungry, I patronized yesterday to practice makeup, and I didn't eat dinner." ”

At this time, Sister Feng remembered that everyone hadn't eaten breakfast, but it took morning to open for business, and even if so many people boiled porridge and washed the dishes, it would take a while, so she said to Li Xiaojian: "Xiaojian, you can find a way to have breakfast." ”

Li Xiaojian scratched his head and said, "Then eat egg cakes, right?" ”

As soon as he heard about eating egg cakes, Xi Shi jumped up and said excitedly: "Great, I love to eat that thing." ”

Sister Feng asked with her eyes, and everyone said they had no opinion, so she said: "Xiao Jian, you go buy egg cakes, I put cosmetics and fitness equipment in the storage ring, and by the way, teach Xi Shi how to sell them." ”

Li Xiaojian nodded, handed the purchase list to Sister Feng from his arms, and said, "Look at the price increase, the fitness equipment is 2% off, and the next time you get the goods, 3% off." ”

Sister Feng glanced at the purchase list, frowned, and said: "This is not easy to add, it is too expensive, students can't afford to consume, and we have no profit if it's cheap, Xiaojian, do you think we need to go to the supermarket to inspect it?" ”

At this time, Liu Yong came over and looked at the list and said: "What to investigate, directly double the sale, we are selling popularity, not commodities." ”

Li Xiaojian glanced at the beautiful and handsome guy in front of him, patted Sister Feng on the shoulder and said, "Listen to Lao Liu." ”

After Li Xiaojian finished washing, he hummed a little song and arrived at the school gate, at this time the students had just gotten up, and some diligent students had already come out to buy breakfast. Li Xiaojian bypassed the other stalls and went directly to the old man who sold egg cakes.

The old man was concentrating on the omelet, with an indescribable joy at the corner of his mouth, and a pair of small eyes radiating happiness. Li Xiaojian just wanted to go up and joke, but suddenly found that on the right side of the old man, there was a fat woman about forty years old, and the woman was holding a plastic bag to help fill the egg cake. Just now, Li Xiaojian thought that this aunt also bought breakfast, but now it seems that this woman may not have a simple relationship with the old man.

"Hey, old man." Li Xiaojian walked over and slapped the old man on the shoulder.

"Ahh The old man was stunned for a moment, and when he raised his eyes and saw that it was Li Xiaojian, he put down the egg cake that was being baked in his hand, and said with admiration on his face: "Brother Jian, are you here?" ”

Li Xiaojian glanced at the middle-aged woman beside the old man and asked, "Who is this?" ”

When the old man heard this, he hurriedly grabbed the woman's hand, then pointed at Li Xiaojian and said, "Hurry up and call Brother Jian." ”

The woman shouted very obediently: "Brother Jian is good." ”

Li Xiaojian hurriedly shrunk his neck and said, "Auntie, don't call it that, I will break my life." ”

The old man introduced: "Brother Jian, she is my wife, how is it?" ”

Li Xiaojian patted him on the shoulder and said, "Yes, you are blessed." ”

"Brother Jian? Haha, fourth, when did you become so awesome, you have become a big brother. Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded behind Li Xiaojian.

Li Xiaojian turned his head and waved his fist and said, "Wang Buer, you!" ”

Wang Buer said with a hippie smile: "Fourth, you are really out of breath, you haven't been back to live in the dormitory for a month." I said you wouldn't be making a baby, would you? ”

Li Xiaojian smiled bitterly: "Second brother, don't talk nonsense, why did you get up so early today?" ”

Wang Buer said: "I had an all-night last night. ”

"Wouldn't it? Did you really go out and open a hotel? Li Xiaojian said in astonishment. He guessed that a few people in the dormitory had really gone out to open a room.

Wang Buer pouted and said, "What kind of room do you open?" I went to the internet café all night. Last Friday, my brother was arrested by the police. ”

"What? How did you get caught? What happened later? Li Xiaojian said in astonishment.

Wang Buer explained: "The policeman is a classmate of the third child, and later taught us a few words to let us not take an example. Hey, I don't understand, it's also an open room, why didn't you get caught. ”

Li Xiaojian didn't speak, but he thought again: It's difficult for my courtyard police to find it, besides, we haven't opened a house?

However, Li Xiaojian can't say these words to Wang Buer, do his own thing, let them envy him. Li Xiaojian said to the old man who sold egg cakes: "Uncle, you can bring me 10 egg cakes, and I will use them later." ”

"Wow, can you eat that much?" Wang Buji glared.

Li Xiaojian said: "Why don't you buy a piece, I'll eat 9 pieces." ”

The old man glanced at Li Xiaojian and said, "You can't eat 9 yuan?" ”

Li Xiaojian smiled evilly: "I can't eat it, this is not for people with swollen blood for you." ”

As soon as Li Xiaojian said, the old man's face immediately became ugly, and the new wife around him in his forties glared and asked, "Old Dong, didn't your blood swell when you saw me?" ”

Li Xiaojian smiled: "Auntie, you really misunderstood, I bought it for my friend." ”

The aunt glanced at the old man, gritted her teeth and said, "I know that he has not changed his heart." ”

The old man complained while pancakes: "Wronged, Osmanthus, you are really the only woman who makes my blood swell." ”

Li Xiaojian and Wang Buer snickered, and Wang Buer asked, "Fourth, how are you doing over there?" I heard the third child say that you plan to do business, by the way, is the mink here? ”

Li Xiaojian said with a smile: "You are very well-informed, En...... If you're not busy here, the mink is here, but I'm afraid you won't be able to handle it. ”

Wang Buer patted his chest and said: "Bragging, there is no woman in this world that my Wang Buji can't control!" ”

As she was talking, Sister Feng led a large number of teams from the direction of the courtyard. Opened today, everyone's clothes are very neat, Sister Feng walks in the front, Xi Shi and Diao Chan on the left and right, Mother Yan follows behind, and Pan An and Lanling King are on the left and right. Behind them is Yue Lao riding a god donkey, and Liu Yong is holding the reins of the god donkey, it is estimated that this guy lost to Yue Lao in chess.

Wang Buer stood beside Li Xiaojian, stared at Sister Feng, glared and asked, "Xiaojian, who is the woman next to Shishi?" ”

Li Xiaojian glanced at it and said, "She is Sister Feng." ”

Wang Buji shrank his neck and said, "It's really ugly, but I think she has a good figure and is suitable for the boss." What about the woman on the other side of Sister Feng? ”

Li Xiaojian said: "She is a mink." ”

When Wang Buer heard this, he immediately patted his thigh and said, "Fourth, no matter how difficult the mink is, I have booked it!" ”