Lin Bei raised his head, a smile like a spring breeze escaped from the corner of his lips, and the white son in his hand came out like an arrow.

The middle-aged man's eyes flashed, the kiln turned over, and he was about to avoid it, and suddenly heard the strong wind under his feet hitting again, and scolded angrily: "Lin Yu, you are an old ghost, accepting an apprentice is so tricky, one day Lao Tzu will go down to fight with you." ”

scolded and scolded, but the figure did not dare to hesitate, and he avoided it.

Before he could stand firmly, he only heard Lin Bei smile lightly and said: "Lord Wang, I haven't seen you for a few years, you are vain." ”

"What kind of master is the king, speak human words!" The middle-aged man stabilized his figure and said angrily.

"Lao Zhao, I haven't seen you for a few years, you are drunk and wealthy, are you empty?"

Lao Zhao threw the two chess pieces in his hand onto the chessboard, panted and said: "Put your mother's bullshit, Lao Tzu is as brave as twenty, seven royal girls in one night, there is no false hair, your mother is empty!" ”

"Not only is it weak, but the temper is also growing, come, come, come, I'll take the pulse for you!" Lin Bei didn't get angry but laughed.

Lao Zhao was dressed up, sat down with a lofty spirit, looked at the person opposite with eagle-eyed eyes, suddenly slapped the stone table, and scolded: "Xiaobei, you are a turtle calf, Lao Tzu has been back for ten days, and the news has been sent several times, you fucking play with me and pretend to be deaf and dumb, what do you mean?" ”

Lin Bei was not annoyed for half a minute, he picked up a sunspot without hurry, threw it into his hand, and said with a torch in his eyes: "Old rules!" ”

Lao Zhao took the sunspot, glared at Lin Bei angrily, and scolded and scolded: "Damn, I'm going to lose again today, Lao Tzu will kill people with a knife!" ”

Before the words fell, the sunspots landed on the chessboard.

Lin Bei looked at the place where the child fell, smiled strangely, and said, "Lao Zhao, it's not bad." There is growth! ”

A good sentence made Lao Zhao suddenly forget that he had just said that he wanted to kill someone, and laughed: "How is it?" Xiaobei, in the past few years, it is not in vain to travel in the mountains and rivers, how many famous teachers Lao Tzu has worshipped along the way, how much money has been spent, and how many masters have been treated with dead skin and leprosy faces. It is what it is today. Not easy. ”

Lin Bei fell into white. Jun frowned lightly: "Don't bite a mouthful of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu, a dignified prince." What does it look like? Vulgar. ”

Lao Zhao glanced at him, as if he hadn't heard it, and said to himself: "It's a little rougher, but those women like it." Is it vulgar. Didn't the old bald donkey of Yangu Temple say, vulgar is elegant. Elegance is vulgarity. Lao Tzu, I am elegant and vulgar, vulgar and elegant, if you want to be vulgar, if you want to be elegant, you will be elegant. You bird me! ”

Lin Bei pursed his lips and smiled: "I can give full play to the word elegance and vulgarity, all over the world." There is only one King Jing! ”

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is called the aura of heaven and earth. The essence of the sun and the moon. Since Pangu opened the heavens and Nuwa created people, there may not be one prince like me for hundreds of years. You can sit with me, that is a blessing that you have cultivated for several lifetimes, and you need to cherish it! ”

Lin Bei took a sip of tea, with a smile on the corner of his lips, and said, "If I don't cherish it, how can you see me!" ”

"You turtle calf, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will cure you of disrespect? Damn, Lao Tzu is a dignified prince, not far away, humming and running over to see you, sleeping all the way, is it easy for me? King Jing was so angry that he yelled.

"With thirty-two concubines, it is not easy to sleep all the way." Lin Bei's eyes sneered.

"Wow, I'm so angry, if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you today, you have the same surname as Lao Tzu!" King Jing was so thin that he only had skin, and on his fleshless face, a pair of big eyes flashed with essence.

Lin Bei's eyebrows moved slightly, and the smile on his face grew: "Lao Zhao, you said the opposite." ”

"Lao Tzu is willing, can you manage it?" When King Jing heard this, his eyes suddenly darkened.

The two of them said one and scolded the other, but the speed of the fall became faster and faster. Suddenly, there was no scolding in the pavilion.

After a cup of tea, King Jing Lao Zhao proudly cocked Erlang's legs, took the tea handed by the servant, took a sip leisurely, and said in a comfortable mood: "Where's the piano sound?" Why didn't you hear the piano? There is chess without a piano, and it is vulgar and vulgar. ”

"Master, Miss Shi has been playing for a long time, listen!"

Lao Zhao stared for a moment, his sword eyebrows were raised, and he said unhappily: "Change the tune, Lao Tzu won the chess today, and he actually played such a sad and sad relative, and destroyed Lao Tzu's prestige." ”

"Ignore him, I sound good!" Lin Bei threw down the chess pieces and gave a glance to Lao Gu, King Jing's personal attendant.

"Oh, I forgot, someone lost and was in a bad mood. In this case, Lao Tzu will listen. ”

Lao Zhao smiled proudly, and wrote lightly: "Go, within a radius of 100 meters, no fly is allowed to fly in, Lao Tzu wants to talk to Xiaobei." ”

"Yes, Lord Wang!"

……

Lin Bei held the fragrant tea in his hand and said lightly: "You don't hate the capital the most, why are you here again?" ”

Lao Zhao's eyelids rolled, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Do you think Lao Tzu wants to come?" The first emperor died, and the old woman prevented me from usurping the throne and did not allow me to run for funeral. This will make her son's throne sit firmly, and she will make a fake edict and make me go to Beijing. I thought that when the imperial brother was alive, he never treated me lightly, and I wanted to see you, so I entered Beijing, otherwise it would be eight sedan chairs to carry, and I don't care about Lao Tzu. ”

……

Jingwang Zhao Hui, two out of forty, the youngest brother of Emperor Jingde. Her mother was originally a palace maid, but somehow, she fell into the eyes of the king, and at one time, she was pregnant with a dragon son.

This little palace maid is also really capable, and she endured it until May, and only after May did she reveal that she was pregnant with a dragon seed and sealed Concubine Jing. In this way, Zhao Hui was able to land smoothly in the harem where he ate people and did not spit out bones.

It is said that the mother is expensive by the son, but this concubine Jing seems to have been forgotten by God, on the concubine position, she has been sitting for more than ten years, and her son Zhao Hui can marry an aunt, she is still a concubine. Therefore, Zhao Hui is quite inconspicuous among the princes of Xinguo.

Coupled with his perverse personality, fiery temper, and vulgar language, the first emperor of the first emperor hated this son very much. He made the king early and sent the mother and son to the fief.

The first emperor of the first emperor died, and the royal family of Xin Kingdom was swordsmanship and blood. Emperor Jingde had a good life, and he won the first place by mistake and ascended to the throne. In the purge of imperial power, the unpopular mother and son were retained.

Now that Emperor Jingde has passed away, Zhao Hui, the king of Jing, has become one of the only three princes in the royal family of Xin, and his position is as high as you can imagine. However, this is the case, and the kings of various places are still not allowed to enter Beijing without edicts.

……

Lin Bei's hands tightened and said with a smile: "How long do you plan to stay this time?" ”

"How long?"

King Jing looked at Lin Bei with a deep gaze for a long time, and said with a smile: "Lao Tzu wants to take you back this time, if you go with me, you can set off in three days; If you don't leave, Lao Tzu will be too lazy to leave this time. ”

Lin Bei smiled lightly: "Why, to this day, you haven't given up?" ”

"Xiaobei!"

King Jing looked at the smiling face of the person opposite, stunned, and his eyes were in a trance for a moment.

……

About twelve or thirteen years ago, King Jing Sao took dozens of harem beauties on a luxury cruise ship, playing and singing all the way downstream.

Such a swaggering pomp naturally caused the bandits along the way to gnash their teeth. Imagine a group of gentlemen who can rarely be touched even by women, can they see the warblers and swallows on the boat, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, can they not secrete hormones.

So, the bandits put themselves in their shoes and thought that King Jing could deal with dozens of people alone, but he was afraid that he would have more than enough heart and not enough strength, so it was better for his brothers to solve this difficulty for him.

So, the luxury cruise ship was stopped like this, and the guards of King Jing had a desperate fight with the water bandits, and as a result, the guards were only used to land warfare, and they were not very good at water warfare, so they were defeated.

In order to prevent King Jing from settling accounts after the autumn, the water bandits felt that it was safer to send King Jing to Lord Yama, and at this time of a thousand equals, two heroes, one big and one small, fell from the sky.

The big one, a green dragon moon knife wielded vigorously;

The little one, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, was not timid, and rushed to King Jing's side, loosened the rope, and said softly, "Don't be afraid, I'll save you!" ”

Just this sentence made King Jing think about it for more than ten years.

……

King Jing retracted his memory, shrugged his shoulders and said: "Lao Tzu Bo Fu, there are not three thousand beauties in the harem, but there are also five hundred, Lao Tzu asked himself when he was young, he could be regarded as a worker, but he only had twelve daughters, not even a handle." Your kid has a good life, and you have entered the blue eyes of Lao Tzu, as long as you are willing, I will do it for you immediately. ”

A cold light flashed in Lin Bei's eyes, and he said word by word: "In this world, the thing that I Lin Bei disdain to do the most is to be the king." ”

King Jing stared at him like a torch, and after a while, he sighed and said, "Yes, yes, when Lao Tzu didn't say it." ”

……

As soon as the spring rain rained, it was endless, and the Pingwu Courtyard was shrouded in a mist and rain.

A few birds under the porch, flapping their slightly wet wings, did not jump a few times, and then turned their bellies in despair, as if they were demented.

Gao Iris threw the bird food in his hand and laughed angrily: "Now this bird's heart is higher than that person, and when it rains and blows, it doesn't pay attention to people no matter how it teases." ”

"What does Miss have to do with a flat-haired beast? Hungry for three days, I guarantee that when the young lady comes, she will jump more happily than anyone else. ”

Lamei covered the food box, dusted off the residue on her hands, glared at the bird, and said with a smile: "Miss, the new clothes and two sets of jewelry sent by the sewing room just now, do you want to try them?" Dare to come to Ming'er's house, the young lady is dressed beautifully, and the custody makes relatives and friends shine. ”

Gao Iris smiled faintly: "A few pieces of clothing and jewelry are also worth your fuss." ”

"Our young lady, even if you don't dress up, you're better than others." Ziwei laughed casually.

"Yo, your young lady is naturally better than others, and she has a mother who has been corrected, why not?"

A shrill voice came from outside.

Suddenly, high mallow and high purple calyx are red and green, and each free maid is holding an umbrella and coming.

After her words were heard, Ziwei laughed dryly, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Second Miss, Fourth Miss is here, hurry, please here." ”

Gao Mallow didn't even look at her, walked straight in front of her, and sneered: "Third sister, last time I remembered that this maid had already affected you once, why now, still don't keep the door like this?" ”

A breath of cold air came out of the soles of Ziwei's feet, and she secretly hated herself for talking too much. (To be continued) R466