Chapter 1: I Am a Weasel Master, Who am I Afraid of (Part I)

The summer morning is the first to fall, and the clock hands have just crossed five o'clock, and the sky is already completely bright.

The alarm clock that was set in advance was noisy and jumping on time, and the irritating alarm clock instantly broke the peaceful silence of the early morning. And before it could be arrogant, a hand slowly stretched out to suppress it. The black boy struggled on the bed for a while, half-asleep, before he lifted the quilt and opened his confused eyes, skillfully opened the sliding door and turned left. It was like sleepwalking and stumbling to the bathroom, his outstretched right hand almost knocking over the mouthwash cup, but he caught the edge at the last moment.

Holding a handful of cold water in his left hand and pouring it on his face, the young man barely felt sober.

"I'm so sleepy, did you study it for too long yesterday?"

With a wry smile, the boy recalled the process of studying a mysterious stone tablet last night. It seems that a certain memory suddenly ended, and it should be that the body couldn't survive and automatically hibernated.

After washing, the boy returned to his bedroom, and saw that the futon spread on the tatami mat was a mess, and the place where it should have been a pillow was occupied by a stone slab.

"It turns out that I slept on this stone slab last night, no wonder I felt that the pillow was so hard!"

The boy scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, picked up the slate from the head of the bed, and threw it seemingly casually, and the slate landed impartially in the center of an open scroll. With a slight "bang" of the scroll, it disappeared. In the blank space of a circle in the center of the original scroll, there was an extra word "stone".

The boy is naturally the protagonist of this book, Uchiha Tenmui, who had just celebrated his fourteenth birthday a few days earlier. And that slate was accidentally dug up in the field of labor re-education when he was imprisoned for the group collection incident.

At that time, Tianwei saw a chakra flowing on the stone slab, and knew that it was not an ordinary stone slab, and on the night when he got the slate, the dream about the "goddess of Mao" changed a lot. But that's all there is to it, in the past two years since then, no matter how Tianwei researches, even if he opens the kaleidoscope writing wheel, he can't show the slightest mystery from this stone slab.

"Could it be that you really have to open the eternal kaleidoscope to see the doorway?"

Tianwei thought for a while, and suddenly woke up: "I'll go!" How can you desert at this time! I almost forgot about it! ”

He took off his pajamas, grabbed his coat and rushed out into the hallway, hurriedly running and putting them on.

"Oops! Ninja bag! ”

A brake came to a sudden stop, and the disheveled Tianwei hurriedly turned around and planned to return the same way.

"Boom!"

Accidents are often born in panic.

"Whew! Pain and pain......"

Tianwei took a few steps back from his almost shattered jaw, and a hot pain instantly gave him the illusion that his teeth were about to fall out.

"Woo~"

A familiar and lovely cry of pain. Tianwei raised his head and saw a girl sitting on the ground with her forehead covered, the dull hair between her fingers stood straight like a sharp sword, and a little tear popped out of the corner of her eye.

He hurriedly ran over, squatted down, and asked while pulling the other party up, "I'm sorry!" Are you okay? ”

He knocked down his stepsister Suzu Haneda.

As a seven-tailed pillar force, she was abducted from Takishinobi Village by a cloud ninja spy when she was about five years old. And the unlucky Yun Shinobi named Ichisaki was killed by Tianwei and others who were sent to trouble Iwa Shinobi when he was hitchhiking on his ally Iwa Shinobi. And Suzu was naturally brought back to Konoha by Tianwei after he came out, and was deposited by the three generations of Hokage and adopted by Tianwei's family. Since the Uchiha is a large clan of Konoha, this surname cannot be inherited by any outsider who does not have the slightest bloodline, so Suzu did not directly change the surname of his adoptive father.

Maybe it's because I really want my family.,Suzu quickly accepted this identity.,And naturally changed the title of Tianwei to "brother".,And Tianwei also cherishes the only "sister" in the two lives.,Treat it as a sister from the beginning.。 Although it was a little rusty at first, as they lived together for a longer time, the two became as close as brothers and sisters.

"I didn't ...... It's okay! ”

Suzu grabbed Tianwei's outstretched hand and slowly stood up, enduring the pain coming from her head, her eyes narrowed into a crescent moon and tried to reveal a reassuring smile.

A hand was placed on Suzu's forehead, and the soft glow of the medical technique flashed in her hand. Suzu felt a chill on her forehead, and the pain gradually dissipated with the flickering light.

After the glow of the medical technique disappeared, Tianwei hesitated for a moment, but still stretched out his hand and stroked it twice on his head.

In the past two years, Suzu's height has finally grown a little, but it is not worth mentioning compared to other peers. Although her real age is at most a year younger than Tianwei, she looks like a little girl who is only eight or nine years old, especially on her chest......

With the advantage of height, stroking Suzu's little head is simply a matter of convenience for Tianwei. But......

"Brother, your hands are so stiff, didn't you cover the quilt last night and froze?"

As Suzu said, since that incident two years ago, Tianwei has felt a little unnatural every time he touches Suzu's body. Even if Tianwei tries to restrain himself, there will always be some careless expressions.

"Ah...... It's okay! Quickly withdrew his hand, the feeling of weakness always lingered, Tianwei could imagine that his face was as red as a bell at this time, and quickly changed the topic and asked, "Then again, why did you get up so early?" Is there a mission? ”

The dumb hair on his forehead jumped, and Suzu shook his head and said excitedly: "No, today is a holiday, so I want to give my brother breakfast!" Breakfast was just ready, and I was about to call my brother for it! ”

Tianwei's expression froze suddenly, and then his face slowly turned to ashes.

Dark and shiny toast, poached eggs that are also black and shiny, and unfinished substances that are still black and shiny...... n Duo impression of the early at this time in Tianwei's brain jumping around in a circle, and their common characteristics are black and bright!

"That...... I'm glad that my cute sister can get up early to make me breakfast, but I'm going to be late, so I'm sorry to make you think in vain. Tianwei tried his best to make his expression look less tangled, scratching the back of his head and said with a wry smile.

"Uh......h ......The excitement on Suzu's face instantly receded, and her hair hung down weakly, and her depressed appearance made Tianwei secretly ask herself if she was suppressing her enthusiasm too much. But because of this, it is impossible to get him to promise to eat Suzu's breakfast!

"Uchiha Tenwei, fourteen years old, died...... The Konoha genius who killed three generations of Thunder Shadow on the battlefield failed to continue his myth, because two years later he ate the dark cuisine of his righteous sister and was immortalized ......" This kind of epitaph makes him have no face to see people in the future! Ah, even if that were the case, he was dead.

"Well, don't get up so early in the future, sleep can help you grow taller and nourish, and if you sleep more, your breasts will be like Lin and Hong, and they will no longer be disabled......"

Tianwei suddenly stopped, but it was obviously too late......

"Woo......"

His unbridled words had touched on some kind of taboo.

The shoulders shook slightly, the dull hair bounced up and pointed forward, and the double ponytails that were cut short for the battle were floating in the air like tails at the moment, huh? What's up with these bubbling orange-red chakras? Delusion?

"Brother......

"Uh, that...... It's okay Suzu, you're not even fourteen years old, and you'll grow up slowly in the future...... Poor milk is a rare resource, as the saying goes, how can the world be flat if the chest is uneven...... Bell! I was wrong! I was really wrong! ”

"You give me two deaths!"

Tianwei's daily life kicked off in a burst of chickens and dogs.

Early in the morning, he was convicted of his words, and was severely taught a lesson by Her Royal Highness the princess at home, and when he used the Flying Thunder God to rush to his destination all the way, he was already five minutes later than agreed.

"That...... Itachi, I'm sorry, because yesterday's wind was very noisy......"

“……”

A gust of wind blew, and now it was Natsu (summer), but the air froze as if it had been frozen.

The two boys, one older and one younger, looked at each other silently for a long time, and finally the boy with the middle black division asked calmly in a mature tone that did not belong to his age, "Teacher, and then?" ”

"Last night, the long smoke was empty, the moon was thousands of miles, the breeze was coming, the water waves were not rising, this kind of cool weather was very rare in summer! If we don't think about the opportunity of the universe under such a cool breeze, wouldn't the will of heaven and earth live up to the will of God? This morning, at the invitation of Zhuang Zhou, he discussed the doubts of the six ways of death and the dream of butterflies. ”

“……”

“……”

After another period of star-to-eye coldness, the boy highlighted a few words in a calm tone: "Teacher, please speak human." ”

"Lao Tzu stayed up late last night, but I overslept today!"

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About the name change of this book...... I had just graduated from junior high school when I opened the book, but now it seems that it is not suitable for two, so I changed it.

That's it.

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