Forced to work by Queen Ning Chu, typing on Chinese New Year's Eve.

At the beginning of our book, we made a decision not to touch on Middle-earth.

Just to make this story more like a dream, a fantasy, an impossible ideal. For this reason, you have also seen that we can destroy the earth in reality, kill Fang's parents, and force him to give up some important things.

One qiē and one qiē are all willful people who belong to the rice cake.

Such meaningless willfulness, give up at the time of the New Year.

Because we estimate that many people have forgotten these ancient gods who have blessed Middle-earth for 5,000 years.

In retrospect, perhaps, they were the only sustenance for some ancient people to survive.

The following original text is a chat record in the group, let's re-edit it, everyone will think that Queen Ningchu is telling a story.

By the way, we will also throw our complaints in parentheses.

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Do you know the "stove"?

This modern cooking tool that is no longer seen in the city.

Legend has it that under the stove of every house there is a god zài. He gives fire to people, food to people, and warmth to people.

The god of the stove is his name. You can also call him the Lord of the Stove.

Every year on Chinese New Year's Eve, King Stove would leave the stove and return to the Heavenly Court to report to the Jade Emperor Lao'er about mortal things. (Probably because the family married a few aunts, and the family was wiped out)

In order to let the Lord of the Stove say good things for himself, people made a sweet called "sugar melon" to honor the Lord of the Stove. Let the stove prince who ate the sugar melon go back to explain the situation, it will be like smearing sugar on his mouth. After the Jade Emperor Lao'er listened to the good words of the Lord of the Stove, he would naturally be able to have a smooth wind and rain in the coming year, and the country and the people would be safe.

This is the characteristic of Middle-earth mythology. It's very human, isn't it?

(Deceiving the upper and lower, it should be shuanggui)

One year, a monster named "Yuki" appeared. Since then, this monster will come to the world every year on the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve to find food. If you don't have enough to eat, you will eat people. It made the people miserable.

People can't, and when the Lord of the Stove went to heaven to report on his work again, a large number of sugar melons were prepared for him. Let the Lord of the Stove take him to the sky, and ask the Jade Emperor Lao'er in the sky to send someone to the lower realm to subdue the demons.

There are too many sugar melons, and the stove prince can't eat them, and he can't take them in his hands, so he puts the sugar melons in his sleeves. Then he went back to Heaven.

At the gate of Nantian, the four great King Kongs saw that the Lord of the Stove (with an obscene appearance) who came back was very strange, so he stepped forward to ask. Before he could speak, one of the four gatekeepers was stuffed with sugar in the hands of the stove king.

After eating the four King Kongs, I want to make a show of training the king of the stove a few words, who wants

The mouth is sticky.

The Lord of the Stove took the opportunity to go straight to heaven.

Seeing the Jade Emperor, the Lord of the Stove bowed. Who wants the sugar in the sleeve to fall out.

Seeing this, the Jade Emperor was surprised and asked the Lord of the Stove to present the sugar melons on the ground to him.

When he got closer, the Jade Emperor threw one straight into his mouth.

Seeing this, Lord Zao remembered what the people in the human world asked him to do. Immediately reported to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor Lao'er was eating on his head, and he was a little unhappy to be interrupted. I just wanted to reprimand a few words

His mouth was also glued. (The quality of the mouths of the heavenly guys is not very good.) Let's go back. ）

The Jade Emperor's mouth couldn't be opened, so he pointed at Shennong.

Whoever wants that Shennong to be stunned for a while, and directly step forward is a salute.

"May I ask how to deal with the Jade Emperor's ministers?"

The Jade Emperor couldn't speak, his mouth couldn't speak, and he was furious in his heart.

"It's a goga! Don't you see my mouth is sticky? Don't you know how to look at the atmosphere? ”

After struggling for a long time, I blushed and my neck was thick, and I finally held back a sentence.

"It's sticky!"

Shennong is unknown, and he will ask again, in order to save face, the Jade Emperor wants to save face. (Actually, it's gone) hurriedly exited.

After Shennong went back, he pondered what "sticky" meant. As a result, I didn't understand it after thinking about it for a long time. I had to go out for a walk.

When he came to the courtyard and saw the harvest of the grains he planted, he finally understood.

The five grains are glued to the rice character, so the meaning of good stickiness is "good year", and his youngest son is called "year"

Shennong immediately called his youngest son "Nian" and said that the Jade Emperor sent him to the Nether Chinese New Year's Eve. (God Association)

As an aside, according to the consistent setting of Middle-earth mythology, Nian must be a Zhengtai, the kind of five or six years old. (Maybe it's the kind that only has a belly pocket and a bare butt on the painting)

SHENNONG PROBABLY ALSO THOUGHT OF THIS SETTING, AFRAID THAT NIAN WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO COMPLETE THE TASK AND WOULD BE PULLED TO PIAPIAPIA BY XI. So he gave Nian two magic weapons.

Red lings and flamethrowers.

Nian and the debriefing of the Stove King Ye together in the Nether, just in time for the Chinese New Year's Eve, when the night beast appeared.

took out the red ling, and suddenly the sky was full of red light. The Nightfall Beast was suddenly attacked and fled in panic.

Soon, the night beast was frightened and came to the village for the second time to eat.

I saw a red light everywhere, and people were still holding something like the flamethrower in Nian's hand to breathe fire at the Xi Beast. (It's a firecracker.) ）

The beast was burned half to death and fled back to its cave again. Since then, it can only go hungry on Chinese New Year's Eve every year.

(We have some sympathy for this night, if you propose directly when you meet Nian for the first time, there are so many things.) Right? ）

After driving away the Yumi, the people were very happy. Each invited the New Year to eat at home.

But the old man of Baga said that doing good deeds cannot be rewarded. Naturally, there is no food to rub in the year.

Now people are in trouble

Lord Stove came up with an idea. He suggested that everyone should have a meal together, and this matter will be over.

Things naturally moved closer to a happy ending.

Eating together is naturally a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.

Hongling is naturally a spring couplet.

A flamethrower is naturally a firecracker.

Eki probably starved to death.

In order to commemorate the achievements of the New Year, people will call the "New Year's Eve" after Chinese New Year's Eve from now on.

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Kaguya: Ah~ I really heard a good story, it turns out that the Chinese New Year's Eve and Spring Festival of the flower planter came like this, but speaking of which, the concubine body is very strange, what is the mysterious text at the beginning?

Shang Yang (fake cough): Don't care, originally, this story was on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve between 2011 and 2012, the author Ning Chusang told the author Rice Cake Jun and his friends in the group, this article has been released once in the author Rice Cake Jun's novel "Dream World Creation", of course, Ning Chusang did not use this post to scare everyone, mainly because this year's New Year's special or Ning Chusang told stories in the group, Rice cake Jun They are responsible for listening to the story and sorting it out, the second story of the year, if the first article is missing, everyone looks like they have seen something less, so this text ning chusang also joined the dialogue between us and sent it.

Jue: But isn't it a pity that this is not our story, the New Year is not about us, I originally thought that Ning Chu would write a special New Year's gift about us.

Shang Yang: It's nothing, after all, Ning Chusang is a historical controller, and this is also an opportunity for everyone to understand the traditional customs of the flower planter.

Xana: But I've heard that there are many different versions of this story, such as the saying that "Nian" is the monster.

Love: There are myths about Chinese New Year's Eve and Spring Festival that have undergone at least two thousand years of changes in the land of flower growers, and in such a long time, there will be many versions of the story, and it is natural that there are many versions of the story.

Kaguya: That's true, the history of China is really long enough, and how many stories have happened in this long history that we don't know?

Shang Yang: With such a long history, I, a guy from a flower planter, will have a lot of things I don't know about the land where I lived.

Jue: If the history is too long, there will indeed be such troubles, but I have become very interested in the history of China, so I will take the time to study it recently, Shang Yang, you and I will do it.

Shang Yang: No・・・・・・ (Forehead.)

AI: I'm also interested.

Xana: Well~ No way, then I'll accompany you too.

Kaguya: The concubine is also interested! (Rightfully so.)

Everyone: You go back to being an otaku!

Kaguya・・・・・・: Well, please look forward to the second story of the year, the story of the year and the dragon king, this time it is a story about the first day of the new year~