Chapter Eighty-Six: The Big Names Are Coming
When Sister Feng and Li Xiaojian returned to the courtyard, everyone was as usual, but King Lanling had not yet returned.
There was no way Li Xiaojian had to call Wang Xiaoqing, he didn't allow anything to happen between King Lanling and Wang Xiaoqing, he was not reluctant to let Wang Xiaoqing go, but he was worried that if King Lanling found a woman in the world, wouldn't Sister Feng's mission be?
Wang Xiaoqing's phone was turned off, obviously not wanting anyone to disturb her and the four beautiful men of ancient times in love. Since King Lanling was later, Li Xiaojian didn't buy him a mobile phone, so there was no way, everyone could only silently pray that Xiaolan would stick to her sentiments under the attack of Wang Xiaoqing's trend and women's chasing men's compartment paper.
Li Xiaojian was woken up by Yang Guifei in the early morning, this girl's digestive system is too good, the meal she ate last night was digested very early, and she ran to Li Xiaojian's house at five o'clock in the morning, and dragged him up, crying and eating.
Li Xiaojian rubbed his eyes and complained, "It's only a few o'clock, why do I think you're just asleep?" ”
Li Xiaojian suddenly thought of something, sat up and shouted, "How did you come in?" Who opened the door for you? ”
Yang Guifei smiled: "The door was not closed in the first place." ”
Li Xiaojian looked to the side, and the king of Lanling was sleeping with the quilt in his arms. Only then did he remember that he hadn't closed the door last night in order to leave the door for King Lanling, and who knew that he wouldn't close the door himself after this guy came back.
As soon as Li Xiaojian got angry, he directly kicked King Lanling awake and scolded: "Get up, the sun is drying your butt." ”
King Lanling opened his eyes reluctantly, and muttered, "Brother-in-law, I just came back for a while." ”
"Why did you go with Wang Xiaoqing yesterday? I didn't say anything about coming back so late, and the phone was turned off. Li Xiaojian said angrily.
King Lanling rubbed his eyes, and when he saw that Yang Guifei was also there, he blushed and said, "Brother-in-law, the room that Xiaojing took me to is much better than here." ”
"What?" Li Xiaojian jumped up and shouted, "You guys have opened the room!" ”
King Lanling grabbed Li Xiaojian and shouted, "Brother-in-law, you keep quiet, everyone is asleep." ”
Li Xiaojian lifted the quilt of King Lanling and shouted, "What are you all doing?" ”
King Lanling hurriedly took his clothes and put them on his body, and said with a displeased face: "Brother-in-law, why are you making such a fuss." We didn't do anything, Wang Xiaoqing said that my body smelled too much, and then took me to take a bath. ”
"Where's the shower?" Li Xiaojian roared.
King Lanling said aggrievedly: "Can't you listen to me?" After taking a shower, Wang Xiaoqing came out in a very thin dress, and then said a lot of strange things to me, and then she pressed me on the bed, and wanted to take off my clothes, brother-in-law, are modern women so open? ”
When Li Xiaojian heard this, his body trembled, and his voice trembled: "Nothing has you done?" It's over, you're ......"
"We don't have much." King Lanling hurriedly waved his hand.
"You didn't take off your clothes?" Yang Guifei interjected.
King Lanling waved his hand and said, "No, I didn't take it off." ”
Li Xiaojian grabbed him by the neck and asked, "You really didn't take it off?" ”
King Lanling stood up and said, "I really didn't take it off." ”
"You haven't taken it off?" Li Xiaojian was surprised, and there was a sense of balance in his heart.
When King Lanling heard Li Xiaojian ask, he hurriedly took half a step back, and asked in a hurry: "Brother-in-law, do you want me to take it off?" Or don't you take it off? ”
Li Xiaojian didn't answer, and directly hit King Lanling on the chest with a fist, and said angrily: "Have you taken it off or not?" ”
King Lanling waved his hand and said: "I didn't take it off, how can I be a dignified prince and sleep with a people's daughter?" At that time, I was angry and clicked on Wang Xiaoqing's acupuncture points, and then sneaked back. It's too far away, I'm tired from running, brother-in-law, why did you call me so early, I'd better sleep. ”
When Li Xiaojian heard this, he was worried: "You pointed her to the acupoint?" Still at the hotel? Do you want to kill her? ”
Li Xiaojian suddenly felt that the consequences were very strict, Wang Xiaoqing was pointed, in case there were robbers or perverts or the like in the hotel, wouldn't she be very dangerous?
King Lanling explained: "Brother-in-law, don't worry, I ordered the ordinary acupuncture points, and it will naturally be unlocked after three hours, and the door is locked, and I jumped out of the window." ”
"What floor?" Li Xiaojian asked, if it was the first floor, wouldn't it be even more dangerous.
King Lanling pondered: "It should be the 8th floor, almost." ”
Li Xiaojian jumped up and shouted, "You, have you gone to live in the city?" ”
King Lanling smiled bitterly: "There are not such good hotels near the school." ”
Li Xiaojian saw that King Lanling was very sleepy, and in order to vent the incident when he and Wang Xiaoqing went out last night, he directly grabbed his ear and said, "Let's go, go to breakfast with us." ”
King Lanling waved his hand and said, "Brother-in-law, don't you go?" I'm really sleepy. ”
Li Xiaojian scolded: "Hurry up, I'm still very sleepy." ”
When the three of them walked out of the courtyard, the sun had just risen, and since they had eaten egg cakes yesterday, Yang Guifei shouted that she wanted to eat something else. The old man who sold egg cakes had just set up his stall at this time, the school gate was still closed, and the occasional classmates who came out to buy food also jumped out of an Internet café.
Seeing Li Xiaojian and the three of them coming, the old man asked very flatteringly: "Brother Jian, it's early, do you want to eat egg cakes?" ”
Li Xiaojian waved his hand and asked, "No, what about your wife?" ”
The old man whispered embarrassedly: "You know, she is almost fifty years old, and her body can't stand up after coming down three or four times a night, so she sleeps at home, and she will naturally come over when she wakes up." ”
"What? Do you really have a trick? Li Xiaojian jumped up and shouted.
The old man booed, "You really need to come to me at night, but I think your face should still be ......."
The old man stopped talking, and beckoned to an all-night girl who had just come over, "An egg cake?" ”
Li Xiaojian turned his head to look, this girl had just come out of the night, obviously she had just come out of the hotel, and her pants were still wearing backwards.
Li Xiaojian was naturally too lazy to take care of such idle things, and directly took Yang Guifei and King Lanling to eat soy milk fritters. As soon as she sat down, Yang Guifei asked with some curiosity: "Brother Jian, why did the girl wear her pants like that just now?" Modern trend? ”
Li Xiaojian didn't bother to explain, and said directly: "Modern people like to wear pants backwards, that's called personality." ”
Yang Guifei glanced at him and snorted, "Brother Jian, then you are very unfashionable." ”
Li Xiaojian glared at her and shouted at the boss: "Twenty fritters, three bowls of soy milk." ”
The boss who sold the fritters glanced at Li Xiaojian suspiciously, obediently sent the freshly fried fritters over, and finally couldn't help but ask: "Brother Jianwu is mighty, the amount of food is really good." ”
Li Xiaojian was surprised: "You know me? ”
The boss Mazi had a smile on his face, and said happily: "Who doesn't know Brother Jian here, not only does he have a group of god-like friends, but he has also rectified the big devil F6, your prestige has shocked the entire campus, and it is estimated that it will not take long to spread to the entire town, then to the district, and then to the ......." ”
Li Xiaojian hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Big brother, you stop first, according to your theoretical development, I will become a Hollywood actor in less than half a year." ”
The boss smiled and went back to serve soy milk.
Yang Guifei did not refuse the food, and under the surprised expression of King Lanling, she ate 18 fritters, and then drank a bowl of soy milk in one go. The remaining 2 Li Xiaojian and King Lanling were separated, Li Xiaojian knew that King Lanling was not full, but he cleared it, and Yang Guifei was not full, so he had to have another meal later.
When Li Xiaojian took the two of them to the dumpling noodle stall, King Lanling finally couldn't help but ask, "Guifei, you used to be able to eat like this?" ”
Yang Guifei said proudly: "Of course, I said Brother Lan, your figure is a little thin, is it weak, you need to make up for it." ”
King Lanling expressed helplessness and almost fell headlong on the table. Li Xiaojian pointed to the bowl next to him and asked Yang Guifei, "How many bowls of noodles can you eat in such a bowl?" ”
Yang Guifei touched her stomach, gestured 5 fingers, and said, "I see him shouting Korean noodles there, is that noodles delicious?" ”
Li Xiaojian nodded, asked Yang Guifei for 3 bowls of dumpling noodles, 2 bowls of Korean noodles, and brought a bowl of Korean noodles to King Lanling, and a bowl of dumpling noodles for himself.
After 5 bowls of noodles, Yang Guifei patted her belly and said, "It tastes good, I'm finally full." ”
King Lanling and Li Xiaojian had two black lines on their brows, and the two of them nodded and said together: "God of Food! ”
When Li Xiaojian wanted to take the two of them back after a full meal, Sister Feng called.
"Xiao Jian, did you go out with Yang Guifei?" Sister Feng asked anxiously.
Li Xiaojian said: "Yes, and Xiaolan, you are asking about breakfast, let's do it normally, we are already full." ”
"Oh, that's fine, you're at the school gate, aren't you?" Sister Feng asked.
"yes, I'm getting ready to go back."
"No, don't go back yet." Sister Feng said a little anxiously: "Take the two of them to the real yàn building to wait for me first, and I'll take everyone over in a while." ”
"What? Who's coming, so grand? Li Xiaojian asked puzzledly, he couldn't think of any big man worthy of Sister Feng's whole army.
"You don't care about it for now, go to the real yàn building and wait for us, if you go late, things may make a big fuss." Sister Feng hung up the phone after eagerly speaking. "I'm going to cook, I need to get everyone up."
Li Xiaojian yelled at the phone: "Hey! Who's coming? ”