379.Chapter 379 They went to the kitchen to cook porridge for us
When Gu Feng and Captain Huo left with Shen Fei's signed order, they were so happy that the two little children were so happy to receive the New Year's money from their elders during the New Year!
Look at what kind of right-hand assistants they are by Boss Kim's side, there is nothing they can't do!
"Gu Ying, I think you really know a woman's heart! Walking halfway, Captain Huo began to praise Gu Feng, "When you go home from the army in the future, you can become a women's director!" ”
"I'm not going to be a women's director!" Gu Feng smiled with a good expression, "How can a handsome man like me be a women's director?" Women from three to eighty years old, how much do they have to be fascinated by us! "
"Wow/groove! "Don't you dare not be so confident, it seems that I haven't seen any woman who is fascinated by him, but Captain Huo expressed his understanding, "People often blow what they lack, normal!" "
"Dead boy, who are you talking about? Gu Feng was quite unconvinced, if he hadn't been seriously hanging on Pan Yu's big tree all these years, maybe he would have been the child's father a long time ago!
As soon as I thought of that woman, my heart was sour, a gust of wind blew, Gu Feng shook his head, and sang with his throat: "Who have you given all your love, love songs can no longer sing my sorrow, even if you forget your beauty and no longer follow, you can't buy comfort when you get drunk at night, let you do anything in my world!" "
Listening to Gu Feng's hysterical hoarse singing, Captain Huo suddenly felt that his nose was a little sour, look at someone like Battalion Commander Gu who can pretend to be sad for women, is it easy to be a soldier in the singles battalion?
In other words, Shen Fei went to the logistics department smoothly, she was not noisy or noisy, she was full of love and was in a happy mood!
But the two army flowers who were transferred to the Cheetah team to work as cleaners for a month have different situations and mentality!
It is said that on the first morning of the transfer, the soldiers just got up, some were still dressing, they ran to the men's dormitory and began to clean the toilet, they were diligent and it was a good thing, but the soldiers were hindered by the difference between men and women, many people had to hold back and not go to the toilet, as a result of the morning training, the cheetah team was like a pot porridge for the first time, and almost every two minutes, one person asked for leave to go to the toilet!
In the morning, they didn't even walk properly, and other training was disrupted!
The reason is all on the two military flowers, the cheetah team complained from top to bottom, and even Captain Huo himself was so scared that he didn't dare to go to the toilet!
They are called a hygienic one, and it takes an average of half an hour to brush a toilet, which makes the soldiers and brothers worry about whether they are tired and faint in their bathroom!
Of course, the above is just the surface, and the danger of the two army flowers is still to come!
For example, during the afternoon routine training to throw grenades, it was rare for two members of the cheetah team to accidentally throw the grenade into the crowd behind. Damn, Captain Huo is holding back the fire in his belly!
In the end, it was found out that the reason was that when the soldiers returned to the dormitory to rest after eating at noon, the two military flowers smeared some hand cream on each of them, saying that their hands were too rough and needed to be whitened, hydrated, moisturized and maintained
So, the warriors couldn't stand their kindness, and they all admired their faces and let them use their slippery white and tender little hands to smear them with that damn hand cream!
Originally, the calloused hand should be the most powerful to shake up the grenade, but with such a touch, the hand is slippery, but the grenade can't be grasped!
Of course, that's not the most frustrating!
The most unbearable thing for Captain Huo is still to come!
For example, when he finished his work at night and routinely inspected the dormitory after the lights went out at night, he was almost so frightened that he felt out of his gun!
There are more than a dozen beds in a dormitory, and more than a dozen soldiers are lying on the beds, and their faces are covered with an unknown layer of white cloth, it seems that they have only seen it on TV or in the morgue, okay?
Later, Captain Huo found out that this is also the masterpiece of the two military flowers!
They thought that the Cheetah soldiers were too dark-skinned, so they decided to make a mask for them to whiten!
In the end, Captain Huo was sulking on the bed, he thought about going to remind the two Broken Army Flowers early tomorrow morning, his soldiers were dark-skinned, did they have something to do with them?
Do they have eggs, and it hurts if they don't worry about it?!
He had to ask, if all these soldiers turned white, would the two of them choose two of them to marry?
Decided, because he was angry, Captain Huo didn't sleep well all night, and his dreams were full of those two military flowers that made him hate, chasing him for a while to make up for him, and braiding him for a while, which really annoyed him!
The next day, when Captain Huo appeared with panda eyes, before he could get angry, his nose smelled an unusual smell.
"What does it smell like? He asked with a frown.
"Ugh! Some soldiers began to squirm, "The two military flowers put some sunscreen on us!" "
"! Comrade Huo Heihei's anger was instantly ignited, "What about the two of them?" "
Actually put fragrant sunscreen on the leopard team members, if they need to go out on a mission today, do they want to kill them, how can such a fragrant smell hide from the enemy's nose!
These two stupid women plus idiots plus brain-dead and neurotic!
"Captain, they've gone to the kitchen to cook porridge for us! A warrior whispered.
"! "Can the earth still hold these two crazy women? Captain Huo took a deep breath, "You guys listen to me, whoever dares to accept what sunscreen and hand cream they put on you again, I will ask a professional makeup artist to put makeup on him, and then pull it to the whole army to exhibit!" "
Many soldiers have been quietly washing their faces, rubbing and rubbing, and they must wash themselves so that they must not leave a trace of aroma except for the unique smell of sweat on the stinky man's body!
It's so speechless! Captain Huo began to use his brains to figure out a way, those two crazy women are going to stay on his territory for a month, it's only been one day, and they're about to drive him crazy!