Chapter 0141 - Just Fold
On this day, the imperial history went to the Imperial Court to order Mao, there were folds on the folds, and there were no folds and other scattered imperial histories to drink tea and chat. There are some Yushi nonsense, just talk about a certain family to go to the eighteen kilns, a certain family members in the alley gathered to gamble, and some adults have embezzled and bribed silver, in short, each has different opinions, pulling the east to sell the west, so not leisurely.
When the Wu scorpion came in, the imperial historians all stopped talking and looked for something to do. As the supreme official of the Imperial Procuratorate, how could he allow others to have nothing to do during the period of the Imperial Palace? He inspected the various imperial histories, coughed and said: "I said colleagues, we eat the government's food and take the government's silver, can we do something practical?" If you have nothing to think about, who should you participate in this month? It is our duty to urge all the members to change what they have and encourage them if they do not. I look at the excerpt in the history of the Song Dynasty a few days ago, which is very good. Liu Minzhong, a scholar in Shanxi, accepted bribes from his disciples and pretended to be a township exam. Such a thing of corruption and perversion of the law and desecration of public power must not happen in this dynasty! Well, in order to reward Song Yushi's behavior, this month Song Yushi was awarded one or two lines of silver. The silver is not much, but it can be regarded as a commendation for the punishment of evil and the promotion of good by the Pontus Procuratorate. Dear colleagues, we need to make persistent efforts, and those who can participate must participate, and don't be afraid to recite infamy. After speaking, he looked around at the imperial history, but he didn't see Zhang Jixian, and hurriedly asked: "Where did Zhang Jixian's imperial history go?" Haven't you been here for half a day? This is too loose, the yamen can come if he wants to, and if he can't come, he won't come? Outrageous! I don't think he even wants next year's money. ”
When he was angry, Zhang Jixian came in with a belly, his face seemed to be in pain, and he screamed in his mouth. Wu Scorpion saw it and asked, "Zhang Yushi is only here now?" But it's half an hour late? ”
Zhang Jixian held his stomach with both hands. He bent down and said, "Lord Wu, don't say it." Yesterday in Deyue Building, you fell into the toilet and never came out. I ate the rest of the food alone, and I still have severe pain in my abdomen. Lord Wu, it hurts me. ”
Wu Scorpion was afraid that everyone would hear it, so he hurriedly said, "What did Zhang Yushi say?" How have I ever been to Deyue Tower to drink? ”
Zhang Jixian actually let out a fart like him yesterday and said, "Didn't Lord Wu fart like this yesterday?" Or is it that Lord Wu has always farted too much, but he doesn't remember? ”
Wu Scorpion pretended not to understand, and said: "Without further ado, Zhang Yushi quickly go back to his place and sit down, and prepare for today's excerpt." The emperor spoke. We haven't had more than half of last month's excerpts. All the imperial historians worked harder, trying to think about how to write excerpts. ”
Yiyushi said sadly: "How can there be so many excerpts every day, and if you want to participate, you have to have content." Yesterday, I was in front of the gate of the major members of the Beijing Division, staring at me so much that my eyes were about to fall out, and I didn't catch a single person who was out of style in speech. ”
Another imperial historian also said: "That's right, although we all inspect the work of the people, we can't force people to participate." ”
Wu Scorpion was annoyed and said angrily: "The emperor has the intention to rectify the rule of officials, and this is the time for our Imperial Procuratorate to show its achievements in front of the emperor." How can people be superficial and let the emperor underestimate us in vain? Say to participate in the performance, the daily excerpt can not be under 30 folds, as for the excerpt to participate in the performance. Everyone has their own way to go. ”
At this time, Zhang Jixian also made a cup of tea and drank it slowly. Wu Scorpion walked up to him. knocked on his table and said, "I said Zhang Yushi, you came too late." Do you still want to drink tea until noon? ”
Zhang Jixian shook his hand and said: "That's what they have to do, and I have other things to do in the past few months." ”
Wu Scorpion thought that he was going to go to the secret fold again. Busy asked, "What else do you have to do?" ”
Zhang Jixian slowly sipped tea and said lightly: "Aren't I still going to sweep the toilet?" I said, Master Wu, in the past, each person in our Metropolitan Procuratorate deducted 50 yuan per month, saying that he was going to find a handyman to clean the latrines, where did all the money go? Why is there no more handyman to sweep the latrine? ”
Wu Scorpion glared at him and said, "What do you care so much about?" Do your thing. Cleaning the latrine is a matter after retiring from the ya, and in the ya, you still have to fold it. Usually don't you count your folds, but today there is also Jiang Lang's time? ”
Zhang Jixian laughed and said, "Lord Wu can lift me." Seriously, I have a lot of folds waiting in my stomach, as long as Lord Wu doesn't seize my folds, Jixian can write thirty or fifty folds. Saying that, Zhang Jixian put down the tea, put the folds on the table, grinded them, and immediately wrote a book that shocked the emperor and shocked the world.
Seeing that he was serious, Wu Scorpion was really afraid that he would make a ghost behind his back. So, he quietly sat down on the table next to him, and glanced here from time to time. Zhang Jixian stopped writing as soon as he wrote a royal character, slowly drinking tea and thinking about it. Wu Scorpion waited for a long time, annoyed in his heart, and couldn't help urging: "Have you finished writing?" ”
Zhang Jixian said: "I'm about to write, why do adults bother to cover it, let's see how about it?" Don't wait for Jixian to finish writing and be uncovered by adults and peek, it's very boring. ”
Wu Scorpion was about to say, who peeked at your fold? I thought again, there was no need to be more honest with him at this time, and I would see what he played. Wu Scorpion really moved over and watched Zhang Jixian play on the excerpt: "The minister heard that Zhang Guangsi, the governor of Yunnan and Guizhou, was arrogant and arrogant, bullied the Miao people in Yunnan and Guizhou Province, and raped the children of the Miao family by arson. The minister also heard that Zhang Guangsi was domineering, and even robbed people's children. But if there is great merit, how can it oppress the good? The shore of the land is not the king's land; The people of the land are not the king's people! How can one do evil, and two provinces suffer? Minister Zhang Jixian earnestly hoped that the emperor would think of the people of the world, remove Zhang Guangsi from the post of governor of Yungui, and return to Beijing to be punished. ”
When Wu Scorpion saw the fold, he was really shocked, and said in his heart, is this guy crazy? Otherwise, it's a donkey's heart bear bile! The heart is dumber than a donkey, but there is a bear gall in the sky. Such a big thing, such a famous member, he dared to participate. Who does that Zhang Guangsi think? Originally with the prime minister of this dynasty Ortai expedition, the first year of Qianlong, the first level of Miao people, for the Qianlong prosperous era to wipe the first thick ink. At this time, the emperor was asking him to sit in Yungui, one side was restrained, and even Prime Minister Zhang Xiang didn't dare to move a finger of him.
Thinking so, he said: "If you want to say that Zhang Guangsi is an important minister of the imperial court, but since you play like this, I can't stop it." You can play it and see what the emperor has to say. ”
In the afternoon, Wu Scorpion sent someone to hand over the excerpts of the Metropolitan Inspection Institute to the Military Aircraft Department. Subsequently, he sent someone to inquire about the movement in the palace, and later heard the eunuch in the palace say that after the emperor saw it, although he didn't say anything, he didn't say anything, and no one could guess what the emperor meant.
Wu Scorpion said in his heart, although the emperor did not punish you, but after all, he will remember it for you, you should wait sooner or later.
In the palace of nourishing the heart, Qianlong was lying on the desk to approve the excerpts, and Fu Heng was standing on one side. Suddenly, Qianlong raised his head and asked, "Fu Heng, what do you say about Ortai and Zhang Tingyu?" ”
As soon as he heard this, Fu Heng was shocked at first, he couldn't guess what the emperor meant, but he couldn't help but answer the emperor's question, so he had to answer in a decent manner: "Xiang E is diligent and cautious, Zhang Xiang is a person, Fu Heng seems to think that both of them are old and serious people." Otherwise, when the first emperor was there, he would not have reused the two so much, and named the two to be included in the Xian Liang Temple. ”
Qianlong nodded and said, "I heard that Ortai has an old wolf dog at home, which is specially used to thank guests?" ”
Fu Heng replied: "The minister also knows. Most of the extremely powerful ministers are afraid of jealousy and greed, which is also the way to preserve their reputation. Chen also wanted to drink with Exiang many times, but was scared back by his big wolf dog. Speaking of which, this move can be described as a wise move. ”
Qianlong sneered and said: "If you want to be famous, can you just rely on raising a dog to prevent the minister from assigning various battalions and forming a party for personal gain?" Qianlong pointed to a fold on the table and said: "Look at this fold, there are many forbidden words in the book written by Peng Heng. Do you know that Peng Heng is a Handan county magistrate, but he is Zhang Tingyu's disciple? ”
Fu Heng was surprised: "Zhang Xiang has been in the center for forty years, and there are countless disciples under him, and Fu Heng can't count them." ”
Qianlong threw over a book and said, "What is written on it?" ”
Fu Heng hurriedly took it over and took a look, and saw that there were a lot of circles on the book, what "although the breeze is good, it is just a lot of fishy", "the Central Plains Siwen was destroyed by barbarians"~~~ Fu Heng only read two pages, and he felt a cold sweat, and then he knew the reason why the emperor was angry. It turned out that since the ancestors of the Qing Dynasty settled in the Central Plains, most of the Han people were not convinced, and there was sometimes a sarcasm of the barbarian Qing barbarians. Therefore, since the founding of Beijing in the Qing Dynasty, the Chinese characters of various books have been strictly examined, and once there are prohibited words, they are immediately arrested and imprisoned.
Qianlong said angrily: "What kind of thing is this kind of writing?" It makes me look good. ”
Fu Heng didn't dare to say half a word, although Qianlong seemed to be humble and elegant, he actually had a conceit in his heart, which was no less than his father Yongzheng. At this time, if a word is not right, I am afraid that the world will suffer another word prison catastrophe.
Qianlong said again: "There is also Ertai's subordinate Erwen, who is in the middle of the meritorious examination, and dares to detain Guizhou Province without authorization, who gave him such a big courage?" What can't be done in a way like them? ”
Fu Heng finally heard something famous. It turned out that the Military Aircraft Department currently has two chief military aircraft, one is Ortai and the other is Zhang Tingyu. The two of them went their separate ways, and both had a group of close friends under them. The emperor is most taboo for ministers to form gangs and factions, and form parties for personal gain. Looking at the emperor's attitude now, it seems that he is very disgusted by the partisan dispute between the two.
Fu Heng was about to say something, but Qianlong said angrily: "Words are the most harmful thing to the people. I think that at the beginning, Confucius wrote "Spring and Autumn" and the rebellious ministers and thieves were afraid. This is the power of words. I originally wanted to be a benevolent and filial king, so since I ascended the throne, I have been tolerant of governance everywhere, but lenient governance is not for them to come by. You go to the military aircraft department to issue an edict, spread my will, arrest Peng Heng and bring him into Beijing, and I will interrogate him properly. ”
Fu Heng replied yes, and after being busy, he withdrew from the Heart Cultivation Palace. (To be continued......)