Chapter Twenty-Eight: Playing a ghost scares you to death
At this time, the mothers-in-law who peeked in the utility room were all anxious. Zhao Xiaoba, don't be like this! It's off
Zhao Xiaoba walked to the bathtub arbitrarily, stroked his neck as smooth as jade, swayed from side to side, and suddenly made a "cluck, cluck" sound in the quiet bath.
"Forget it, it's better to take off and wash more comfortably."
Hearing Zhao Xiaoba say this, the mother-in-law in the secret suddenly rejoiced. It is! Neuropathy only took a shower in an underwear, be straight, and take it off to the end! In the hearts of all the mothers-in-law, they are laughing freely, and there is a sense of pleasure of bullying the weak.
With a big hand, Zhao Xiaoba pulled out the hosta that tied his hair, and his black and shiny hair hung straight down. Gently, he loosened his snow-white undershirt again, and his sturdy back was unobstructed in front of them. Behind the plank, they bit their handkerchiefs excitedly, so excited, so excited!
Zhao Xiaoba was naked, but he didn't feel a little shy, and immediately turned around. Suddenly, his six calf abs looked at several mothers-in-law's brain congestion! Solid, charming, powerful, a man among men, what a garbled word, messed into the malfunctioning heads of several women.
When they were looking at it and were confused, they didn't notice that Zhao Xiaoba had quietly taken Zhu Xishi's rouge and dragged it in the palm of his hand. A wicked smile rippled between the corners of his mouth, who corrected whom, not necessarily?
The only fly in the ointment is that Zhao Xiaoba didn't take off his trousers and went into the bathtub. But the scenery in front of them is enough for a few of them to be happy, looking at the mermaid line that gradually sank into the bath bucket on his waist, it feels like a little brute force!
So happy, so happy, I feel light, like a cloud! Unconsciously covering my hot face, spring, spring breeze, I feel like I'm back!
It's just a little pre-bath foreplay of Zhao Xiaoba, and you can see that they are straight! Next, if you get into the main play, wouldn't it be an old man?! However, before the main scene began, Zhao Xiaoba in the bathtub was talking to himself.
"How do you feel the wind? Could it be that the rumors are true? ”
lukewarm, Zhao Xiaoba suddenly said in this quiet bath, yin and yang.
It is said that this old mansion in the past was originally the house of a large family. I heard that there was a subordinate from a big family who had an affair with his young grandmother and was discovered. As a result, he was beaten to death here by the family members of a large family."
It's good, why do you suddenly talk about these things. When several mothers-in-law heard Zhao Xiaoba say this, they suddenly felt a little cold, and they shivered without shivering.
"Later, from time to time, I heard a hoarse man's voice, faintly calling a woman's name, like this: Zhen'er, Zhen'er, Zhen'er"
Suddenly, Zhao Xiaoba, who was carrying them in the bathtub, woke up like this one after another, and several mothers-in-law always felt a little creepy when they heard it.
What's wrong with him, can't he be evil?!
Before he could react, Zhao Xiaoba in the bath bucket suddenly stood up in a daze and pestle in the bath bucket like a wooden stake. It's just that in his mouth, he is still calling "Zhen'er, Zhen'er", which makes people uncomfortable listening to it.
Suddenly, Zhao Xiaoba turned around abruptly and stared at the wooden board behind him! With wet hair, his eyes, ears, mouth and nose were full of blood, and he let out a strange laugh when he grinned.
"Zhen'er, so you're behind the plank!"
After a sentence, looking at Zhao Xiaoba, who was bleeding from the seven orifices, he suddenly scared a few peeping mothers-in-law into dissipation! They screamed in unison, and they were as soft as rolling winter melons on the ground.
"Oh my god, it's haunted! Help me!! ”
A few frightened mothers-in-law got up without saying a word, spread their legs with a lot of urine, and ran out of the utility room! How can you have the temperament to watch Zhao Xiaoba take a bath again, don't die.
A few mothers-in-law who shouted suddenly attracted the attention of Zhu Xi in the courtyard. What's the situation? Before I could ask why, I saw everyone rushing out of the gate as if they were crazy.
What's going on? Could it be that watching a beautiful man take a bath and seeing a stroke have a convulsion?! subconsciously walked a few steps quickly in the direction of the utility room, and happened to follow Zhao Xiaoba, who came out of the bathroom, and collided.
"Mom! Hell! ”
Zhao Xiaoba, who was wearing a cloak and bleeding from her seven orifices, stood in front of Zhu Xishi, and she was suddenly so frightened that she collapsed on the ground.
Zhu Xishi, whose legs were weak and his face was frightened, was forced to retreat by Zhao Xiaoba, who was approaching step by step, like a cabbage worm wriggling.
"Don't come here! Stay back! Uncle, there is a debtor who is wronged, and I have never harmed anyone in the past! Amitabha, Amitabha"
"What about Zhao Xiaoba, you don't want to harm him?!"
Changing her voice, when she asked Zhu Xi in a weird way, she was so frightened that she looked like a pig's liver, and she closed her hands and asked for mercy!
"Big brother, I know it's wrong! I shouldn't have taken money for others to peek at him in the shower. Big brother, I'll kowtow to you and admit your mistakes! Just spare me this time."
Wow! Actually sold me to make money, you can figure it out! Zhao Xiaoba was also out of breath for a while, and if he didn't take the opportunity to rectify this lawless fat woman, he would pay it back in the future!
"No, you have done such a immoral thing, how can I spare you lightly!"
"Big brother, you have a lot of adults, let the little girl go! Don't dare next time, don't dare. ”
Lying on the ground, Zhu Xishi was like worshipping a great god, and seriously kowtowed to Zhao Xiaoba. Zhao Xiaoba was also dumbfounded, where did Zhu Xishi, who is usually fierce and vicious, hide? It turned out that she was also a little woman who was greedy for life and afraid of death, and thought she was really not afraid of heaven and earth.
"Hmph, you're so brazen! I dare to say that I am a little woman, as fat as a pig, and it is an eyesore to keep you in the world. Taking advantage of the situation, Zhao Xiaoba took two more steps, propped up her slender fingers, poked at her buried head, and instructed: "Do you say you are ashamed?" ”
But he said it casually, and suddenly Zhu Xishi on the ground trembled like thunder. Damn, it's amazing to be a ghost, dare to scold the old lady for being fat!
Don't bully people, don't bully people, don't pick short! The bottom line of self-esteem is not insulted by you! Suddenly, Zhu Xishi broke out.
"Fuck your uncle, old lady fat, it's your business! It's so wide to be a ghost, my mother fought with you today! ”
Getting up from the ground with a bone, Zhu Xishi gritted his teeth and rushed straight towards Zhao Xiaoba. The posture of the rapid human artillery is really out of the way, and the horizontal and vertical are dead, and the old lady will not be humiliated like this by you!
The shape suddenly reversed, Zhao Xiaoba was dumbfounded, and before he could exclaim, Zhu Xi's Taishan posture pressed directly on Zhao Xiaoba. Suddenly, the two of them twisted in the empty dam of the yard like rolling winter melons.
"If you want me to die, I don't want you to live! Big deal, I'm a good girl again in eighteen years! ”
Zhu Xishi, who was dancing with his teeth and claws, suddenly exerted all his strength and pinched Zhao Xiaoba's neck!