Chapter 131: Two Ancestors
The meal had already been prepared in the courtyard, and Sister Feng also chose two clothes to put on the kang. She had sensed it when she passed by the school gate, and knew that the two guests who were coming were Meng Guang and Ruan, so she let Li Xiaojian go over, which was regarded as a punishment for Li Xiaojian's unchanging heart.
"Hey, I'm tired." After Li Xiaojian walked into Sister Feng's room, he fell to the ground and gasped for breath.
He was tired, and the distance from the school to the courtyard was not far, but letting him take turns carrying two women over was also a test of physical fitness. As far as his body and bones are concerned, where can they withstand it?
"Brother-in-law, where's your clothes?" As soon as he saw Li Xiaojian, Wei Jiexian leaned down first and asked with concern.
Li Xiaojian raised his hand and pointed at Ruan's at the door, and said weakly: "I was robbed." ”
Wei Jie was a warm-hearted person, and as soon as he heard this, he immediately yelled at Ruan Shi, "Who are you? Don't think that brother-in-law is easy to bully, we men don't beat women because we disdain to be as knowledgeable as you. ”
At this time, Zuo Si walked over and patted Wei Jie's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Brother, I just calculated a hexagram for you, you may have a bloody disaster tonight." ”
Wei Jie's stunned moment, and at this time, Meng Guang had already walked over, and reached out to grab Wei Jie's clothes.
Wei Jie has a unique skill, and there is no one in the world who can compare with the soft bone skill, how can he let Meng Guang catch it lightly. But he dodged Meng Guang's hand, and Meng Guang's foot also kicked his little stomach as he moved to the right.
"You're amazing, aren't you?" Meng Guang kicked Wei Jie against the wall, and this guy didn't move.
"Ah, my sister is so amazing." Yang Guifei immediately clapped her hands and shouted.
Li Xiaojian raised his eyelids and glanced at Wei Jie, and shook his head helplessly, it seems that in this courtyard is destined to be prosperous and yang. These historical strongmen who have traveled through ancient times are the king of Lanling, who knows martial arts, but the result is not here. Now it's okay, look at Meng Guang's means are not inferior to Xi Shi, even if King Lanling is here, one can't withstand two.
At this time, Sister Feng came over and handed over the two new clothes worn by the women, and said apologetically: "Two sisters, it is Xiaofeng who can't take care of it, you can quickly change your clothes." ”
After Sister Feng finished speaking, she glanced at Diao Chan, realizing that she wanted Diao Chan to take them to another room to change clothes.
Sister Feng's words were somewhat apologetic, but after hearing this, the two obviously didn't give Sister Feng face, Meng Guang directly crossed his waist and said: "Xiaofeng, I have to talk about you well, is it easy for me to come here?" After going through so much, he crossed over, put us last in line, and sent two cowards to pick us up, which was too contemptuous of people. ”
"Yes, you should pick us up in person, and besides, the men here are not good, didn't they say that they should find us good in the world?" Nguyen interjected.
"This ......" Sister Feng was a little speechless.
Meng Guang continued: "Anyway, I'm very angry, the consequences are very strict, and I don't even bring us clothes, hum." ”
"Apologies!" Nguyen said angrily.
Everyone in the courtyard was dumbfounded, and everyone stopped laughing at Li Xiaojian.
It's so hard to serve.
The first to get angry was Song Yu, he was already very angry in his heart in the past few days when he pursued Yang Guifei and was disturbed by Wei Jie, just now he saw Wei Jie's kicking and began to gloat a little, it can be seen that Meng Guang and Ruan are so rude to Sister Feng, and his violent temper has come up again.
Song Yu took a step forward, raised his hand and pointed at Meng Guang and scolded: "You are angry, I am still angry, what kind of bird are you, you dare to bully your brother-in-law when you talk to Sister Feng like this." ”
When Li Xiaojian heard this, he almost shed tears of gratitude.
Meng Guang glanced at Song Yu and said, "I'm not a bird in the first place. ”
"And what are you?" Yang Guifei interjected, this guy is eccentric.
"I'm not a thing!" Meng Guang gritted his teeth and said, after finishing speaking, he felt that it was inappropriate, and shouted with eyes and beads: "Are you looking for death!" ”
Zuo Si likes to watch the excitement, so he hurriedly dragged Song Yu, and then said to Xi Shi: "Xi Shi big beauty, it seems that you have to make a move." ”
Shih Tzu shot? Those two will definitely fight, they are both masters, and things will be lively when they fight. Sister Feng hurriedly stopped and said: "Don't, everyone listen to me first, Meng Guang and Ruan's are this temper, don't be surprised, leave it to me, leave it to me." ”
"No, they deceive people too much." At this time, Wei Jie, who struggled out of the wall, gritted his teeth and said.
Everyone looked at Xi Shi, expecting Xi Shi to explode and beat Meng Guang up.
Xi Shi smiled faintly, walked slowly and lightly, and slowly came to the two of them, worthy of the hands of the four beautiful women, first saluted the two of them, and then turned his head to look at Li Xiaojian and said: "I think the two of you are doing right, in fact, I also really want Xiao Jian to carry me away." ”
"Ah, help, Sister Feng, help." Li Xiaojian was a little stupid, but he didn't expect Xi Shi to guide things to himself.
In this way, Meng Guang and Ruan Shi didn't make trouble, and the two felt that maybe what they did just now was a little wrong, so they snorted and walked outside with their respective clothes. Diao Chan grimaced at everyone and hurried to follow the two grandmothers.
After all, Meng Guang and the Ruan family are also from this big family, although they have a bad temper with everyone, they will not be too stiff, and Wei Jie had to endure the kick just now.
Seeing the two of them walking out of the door, Xi Shi smiled gently at everyone again, and said lightly: "Actually, you don't need to be angry, everyone looks like that, you can't be tolerant." ”
Wei Jie felt pain all over his body, and his anger did not disappear, so he pouted and said: "What's wrong with being ugly, if you are ugly, you have a big temper, can you eat ugly?" ”
At this time, Zhong Lichun was walking from outside with vegetables, and he happened to hear Wei Jie's words. The guy put the dish on the table and ran towards the guard.
"What are you doing?" Wei Jie's eyes were a little blind, and before he could react, he was grabbed by Zhong Lichun by the collar.
"Who do you say is ugly, what's wrong with me being ugly, I can cook." Zhong Lichun asked with triangular eyes.
Wei Jie's hurriedly explained: "I didn't say you, I said the two just now. ”
"I don't care, I'm angry anyway." After Zhong Lichun finished speaking, he raised his foot and kicked towards the small stomach of the Wei Rank.
It was still the same position just now, it was still the same piece of wall skin just now, Wei Jie was slammed against the wall, his eyes rolled, and a mouthful of blood overflowed from his mouth.
Before fainting, Wei Jie waved his thumb at Zuo Si and said vaguely, "You are so tall." ”
Zuo Si calculated that there was a bloody disaster tonight, and it seemed that he was not wrong at all.
Looking at the fainted Wei Jie, Sister Feng shook her head in distress and sighed, "Hey, what's wrong tonight." ”
Li Xiaojian got up from the ground and added, "The eldest aunt is here." ”
"Who's the eldest aunt here?" When Xi Shi saw Li Xiaojian get up, he grabbed Li Xiaojian's arm, toe to the ground, lay on Li Xiaojian's back, raised his hand and slapped Li Xiaojian's ass fiercely, and shouted: "Drive, go out on your back." ”
Li Xiaojian felt that his legs were weak, and he almost didn't fall to the ground, but fortunately, Xi Shi's weight was lighter than Ruan's, and if he was replaced by Yang Guifei, he would definitely lie on the ground again.
Li Xiaojian carried Xi Shi around the gate of the courtyard a few times before being released, but after letting Xi Shi down, he felt relaxed and felt very good. Li Xiaojian didn't understand this question until he fell asleep, why was it so uncomfortable to carry Ruan Shi and Meng Guang on his back, and so hard to carry Xi Shi on his back?
After letting Xi Shi down, Ruan Shi ran out of a room in a hurry. That room was the last room in the courtyard, and it was also specially left by Sister Feng for Ruan and Meng Guang. She knew that it would be difficult for these two women to serve in the underworld, so she had to arrange for the two of them to be together in the human world, and if they were with others, they might fight for a while.
The reason why Ruan Shi looked anxious was because she was holding a Nokia mobile phone in her hand, and the mobile phone played the classic music recorded by Li Xiaojian herself: "His eldest uncle, his second uncle, are all his uncle; His big, his two v, all his ......"
"What is this thing?" Nguyen was very scared when he held his mobile phone.
"Give it to me." Li Xiaojian hurriedly ran over and picked up the phone.
The call came from his father, and since Sister Feng came, Li Xiaojian was so busy communicating with these historical powerhouses that he forgot to contact his family. The purpose of his father's call this time was to let Li Xiaojian take advantage of the 11th Golden Week to return home, saying that the family had arranged a blind date for him.
"Dad, I will definitely go back this time, and I will bring a lot of friends back, as for the blind date, I don't need it, you can push it for me."
"Why? My brother, you say, this little girl is so beautiful, your mother and I took a fancy to it at first sight. ”
"No, you can't fancy it, I have a girlfriend."
"What? What does a girlfriend look like? Where is home? Are you tall......" There was a barrage of questions on the other end of the phone.
Li Xiaojian was silent for a moment, and said happily: "If you are satisfied, I will bring it back to you when I go home this time." ”
"Okay, if we don't like it, then we have to go on a blind date for me!" Father said sternly over there.
"Don't worry, my girlfriend looks exactly like Shih Tzu." Li Xiaojian said proudly.
Hanging up the phone, Li Xiaojian said to himself: "Isn't my girlfriend Xi Shi." ”
At this time, Xi Shi just heard it, punched Li Xiaojian in the chest, and hummed: "From tomorrow onwards, I am not." ”