"Far water can't save the near fire, hehe." I also lowered my voice, a little regretful, and then asked in a loud voice, "How's business today?" The latter sentence was deliberately said to Fang Fangmu. We're talking about business, not love.

"No matter how prosperous the business is, it is not as strong as my affection for you. Sell one more, one more thought. Xu Xiaoya is still affectionate, and she actually tied business and affection together. Her infatuation with me is even deeper than that of Buwenya! After all, the girl of Bensan, if she is not in a hurry, she will become a saint.

It's been on the phone for so long. is another female voice, Fang Fangmu will inevitably not arouse vigilance. She sat against the head of the bed, still covering her chest with the quilt. She kept staring at me, her brow furrowed slightly, one hand clutching the pillow, ready to go. If I'm not interested enough to end the conversation right away, or if I don't give her a reasonable explanation, there's a 100 percent chance that the pillow will come over. I had to take my phone away from my ear a little bit, turn my head, and smirk at her, as if to give her an explanation.

My friendly expression didn't win Fang Fangmu's approval, and she began to glare at me. I had to say goodbye to Xu Xiaoya, so I put the phone to my ear again and said, "Me too, I'm hungry, eat first." "What I said is not the right one, not only Fang Fangmu can't understand it, I'm afraid even Xu Xiaoya doesn't know it very well. But I was perfunctory. The other side of the phone sighed and hung up. Although Xu Xiaoya hung up the phone, her heart still hung on me.

When I ended the call, I was relieved and broke out in a cold sweat. Little baby on the bedside, I need to soothe her, her mouth is already pursed. I put my face up and wanted to kiss her, but as soon as she turned her face, I threw myself into the air.

"Tell me honestly, who is this Sister Xu?" Fang Fangmu stared at me with both eyes, trying to figure out the changes in my face to judge whether my answer was true or not.

"She is our nobleman, and if it weren't for her help on this trip to Shanghai, I'm afraid I would have to live on the streets." I deliberately referred to my noble person as "we", deliberately catering to Fang Fangmu and coaxing her to be happy.

"Poof!" A loud kiss was imprinted on my face. Fang Fangmu pounced, kissed me, and said, "Husband, it's your fault!" Compensate you. Oh, by the way, if she comes to Nanning, I will definitely treat her well. ”

It's really hard to juggle between two girls. Wouldn't I be miserable if Quiet, Bu Wenya, or even a small dimple joined in? If it weren't for that bright red on the mattress, would I be so wolf? Hey, Fang Fangmu, you have made me miserable! But then again, the cow can't press the cow to bow his head if he doesn't drink water, and he blames me for being drunk and disorderly.

"Boom, Boom—Boom—" The phone rang again! Just sent one away, another one came. I guess it's Bu Wenya, auntie, why are you calling at this time? Didn't you mean to harm me?

"Ouch, a down-and-out son, there is such a prosperous peach blossom luck, congratulations." Fang Fangmu sneered, his face full of vinegar. When she saw me looking at my phone, she wanted to answer but didn't dare to answer, and encouraged: "Pick up, the more beautiful women, the better." When I'm transparent, it's okay. ”

After being so stimulated by her, I plucked up the courage and pressed the answer: "Tofu, are you with Fang Fangmu?" Don't come back for dinner yet? "Hehe, it's quiet, calling us back for dinner.

"Okay, it'll be ten minutes." I hung up the phone happily, and said to Fang Mu, "I'll go first, bye!" ”

"Hey! Husband, let's have a candlelight dinner together! ”

"You're brain-dead? If you don't have electricity, what candle to light if you don't need it? "I pretended to be crazy and stupid, and politely declined Fang Fangmu's invitation, and the person had already walked to the door.

"You wait for me at the bar, and we'll go back together." Fang Fangmu saw that I was emotionless, and she no longer insisted.

Dizzy, why is she so clingy? It's less than a ten-minute walk, and you have to walk with me. As soon as I left the room, I immediately deleted all the text messages. Seeing that the inbox was empty, my hanging heart finally let go. Hey, I finally understand what it means to be a thief.

"Husband, when I have gray hair, if I can still walk with you holding your hand like now, I will be the happiest woman in the world." Fang Fangmu said beautifully as he walked.

Night has fallen, and the rows of street lamps have opened their eyes and emitted light. On the benches on the side of the street, which were slightly covered by bushes, there were already pairs of lovers sitting in it. Fang Fangmu was probably infected by this, so he felt it.

"Hey, witch, why are you so ruthless?! It's all gray hair and pale dew, and you still refuse to let me go, and you still want to drag me into the coffin together?! "Although Fang Fangmu and I already have a skin-to-skin relationship, I am still very unwilling. I had a feeling of being forcibly possessed by her.

"Hehe, you can't be born on the same day and month of the same year, and you have to die on the same day and month of the same year!"

"This is a sworn brother, not a wedding vow."

"It's all the same thing anyway."

I'm dizzy, I'm down!

"Husband, I remember that your card is only 230,000 at most, how can you have 300,000 to that old witch? Sister Lei doesn't want to lend you any money. Fang Fangmu walked and suddenly mentioned the matter of noon. Before I could speak, she added, "Could it be that Deng Qiong lent it to you?" ”

"I borrowed 70,000 yuan from Sister Xu." I continued to conceal the success of my cooperation with the Eight-Nation Struggle for Hegemony and lied that the money was borrowed. I was worried that Fang Fangmu would reveal her stuff if she continued to ask, so I turned the topic to Deng Qiong: "Will Deng Qiong lend me money?" Hehe! She's an iron! With a net income of more than 400,000 yuan a year, I am reluctant to install even an air conditioner, and the sofa is still a tattered sofa in the eighties! "I uncovered Deng Qiong to the bottom. But in my memory, Deng Qiong not only did not pick the door, but was extravagant. Because of the usual large expenses, a few months ago, she broke her leg and couldn't even afford the hospitalization fee of 5,000 yuan. But after the battle with Lei Hutan, Deng Qiong seemed to be a different person and became diligent and thrifty.

"Yes, she asked us to borrow 200,000 yuan at noon? She can't spend all her own money, so why is she still borrowing from us? I really don't know. Fang Fangmu's head kept shaking like a rattle, if it weren't for her good spirits, I would have thought she had taken ecstasy.

"How did Deng Qiong know that we had 200,000?" This question has been bothering me since noon.

"On the day the old witch came to make trouble, I said to the old witch, 'We can give you up to 200,000 yuan!' And I can't give it until my husband comes back. Deng Qiong was also on the side, and she heard it. The old witch made a lot of trouble that day, attracting a lot of onlookers, and Deng Qiong also came. However, she is here to help the old witch speak. I was so angry with her that I wanted to slap her stinky mouth. "Maybe from that moment on, Deng Qiong's mind began to brew how to get my 200,000.

Such a scheming woman is really insidious, and you have to guard against her in the future.

"Hello Sangu!" Fang Fangmu greeted a woman in her thirties who came from the opposite side. The third aunt's eyes were attracted to a pair of men and women on the chair next to her. Hearing Fang Fangmu's voice, he turned to look at us and said in surprise: "Yo, the two in-laws are so affectionate." Fang Fangmu smiled sweetly.

"The sixth woman came out for a walk?" We walked a few steps, and Fang Fangmu greeted an old woman again. The six women bent their waists, staring at the garbage cans on the side of the road with two eyes, and carrying a few empty mineral water bottles in their hands. If Fang Fangmu hadn't called her, she wouldn't have had time to look at the road, let alone find us. The sixth woman raised her head and looked in the direction where the shout came from.

"Sixth woman! It's me! Fang Fangmu almost dragged me and walked in front of the sixth woman.

"Oh? Hahaha! It turned out to be the proprietress of the water shop. The sixth woman opened her old eyes, looked at it for several minutes, and finally recognized Fang Fangmu: "Where are the little two going?" ”

"Hehe, just take a walk!" Fang Fangmu hugged my hand and replied with a smile.

Walking past the door of a sugar tobacco shop, Fang Fangmu stopped, I thought she was going to buy something, so I followed her. The husband and wife in the store were busy, and Fang Fangmu kept smiling and waiting outside the door, very patient, and it seemed that she was in a very good mood.

"Handsome guys, beautiful women, what do you want to buy?" The proprietress who had been busy for a while finally found us and greeted.

"Hehe, the boss doesn't remember me?" Fang Fangmu let go of my hand, hugged my waist, and asked the proprietress with a smile. This guy is showing our affection to the hostess.

"I really don't remember." The proprietress looked us up and down, shook her head, and said embarrassedly.

"I'm the proprietress of the 'Pure Water' water shop at the entrance of the theater, last time you passed by the door of my store and asked me about the wholesale price of drinks, remember?" Fang Fangmu reminded that she hoped to evoke the memories of the proprietress .

"Oh! Hehe, your husband is so handsome. The proprietress got the hint and suddenly remembered.

"Yes, he's been on a business trip for three days, and he didn't come back until noon today." Fang Fangmu said as she flicked off a fallen leaf that had fallen on my shoulder, and then blew on the shoulder where the leaf had fallen twice.

Along the way, we also met three fathers, four uncles and five aunts, many of whom were one-sided friends. But Fang Fangmu stopped them one by one, and only then did Fang Fangmu let them go until they praised me and Fang Fangmu for being husband and wife and very affectionate.

As a result, ten minutes away, we walked for an hour.

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