Chapter 138: The Poisonous Tongue Skill is Important
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The snack street is located at the back gate of Dongsheng University, which is dominated by the student party, and many people have seen the scene of Zhuang Yi and Zhang Zimo.
Everyone thought that this should be a big drama of a fat man who was sneering at a beautiful woman and a toad and wanted to eat swan meat, but they didn't expect the director and screenwriter to take a turn of events at the end of their lives.
The fat man walked away in style, leaving the beauty to sit alone, looking thoughtfully at the fat man's back, what central idea does this strange play want to express?
Even Fang Youning was inexplicable: "Did you and Zhang Zimo know each other before?" ”
"I don't know."
Zhuang Yi tore the blood-soaked tie on his finger and replaced it with Zhang Zimo's, and those who don't want money don't need to use it in vain.
"Why do I always think that Zhang Zimo cares about you very much?"
"Your delusion." Zhuang Yi said, "Actually, what she cares about is you." ”
Fang Youning's eyes seemed to have a bright light, and he said with a look of realization: "I understand!" She deliberately approached you, pretending to care about you, but she actually wanted to get my attention! Ahaha! It's really hard to guess what girls think! Aha! ”
The corners of Zhuang Yi's mouth twitched: Your mind is very easy to guess.
Zhuang Yi is half a celebrity in Dongsheng University.
Even if it wasn't before, after he collapsed the school's bed more than half a month ago, and was publicized by Fang Youning everywhere, it was still the same.
Walking on the road, I occasionally hear someone whispering:
"Hey! See! Look! That's him! He's the fat guy who crushed the bed! ”
Seeing that there were fewer people muttering about him on the road recently, and the scene of the snack street spread again, Zhuang Yi became popular again in a small area.
The triangular relationship between two fat men and a beautiful woman, oh no, the story of Huan Fat Yan and the fat man who collapsed the bed in those years is strange enough and in line with the mentality of all kinds of hunting.
Zhuang Yi is calm about all kinds of discussions on the road, and he is a problem child when he is young, and this is not the first time he has become the focus of attention.
The next ten days were still calm, and occasionally met Tong Xinya in the outer courtyard, this wide-hearted and fat girl was also very generous, and took the initiative to greet him, smiling brightly.
Ten Zhang Zimo were next to Tong Xinya, not saying a word, like an iceberg.
Zhuang Yi didn't understand how two people with diametrically opposed personalities could become good friends.
However, most of the time only Tong Xinya regards the almost inseparable relationship between her and Zhang Zimo as a friend, and in Zhang Zimo's case, this relationship is just a disguise.
Zhang Zimo looked at him with scrutiny, since he hit an unintentional bear hug in the outer courtyard, Zhang Zimo has never given up his suspicion that he is Qi Sanfat, and Zhuang Yi has certainly never had the intention of affirming this suspicion.
When he was Qi Sanfat, Zhang Zimo hinted that he would not kill him, but now that he has returned to adulthood, he doesn't know if Zhang Zimo's mind will change.
He originally thought that he had seen all of Zhang Zimo's strength when he was in Qi Yueshan, but after experiencing the confrontation with the school flower, he had a new understanding of Zhang Zimo's strength.
Not much else for the time being, just what Zhang Zimo did on the black iron knife, Zhuang Yi has no bottom in his heart.
Judging from the condition of his finger being injured by the black iron fragment, Zhuang Yi felt that if Zhang Zimo's black iron knife was not inserted in the school flower xenomorph that day, but in him, he would also be choked.
Against Zhang Zimo, he didn't think he would lose, but he didn't think he would win easily.
If you can do less, you will have less.
In mid-June, after an eerily gloomy day for almost a week, the sun finally came out, as if announcing the official arrival of summer, and in just a few days, the temperature soared to more than 30 degrees.
The swimming lesson, which was supposed to be held at the beginning of June, and which the majority of male compatriots were looking forward to, finally started after being postponed for more than ten days.
Hi Da Puben.
Fang Youning prepared seven pairs of swimming trunks of different colors and styles for this day, and tried them on one by one, so that Zhuang Yi and Sun Zhongzi could help him refer to which one could show his male style more and which one was more popular with girls. Sun Zhongzi is not as tossed as Fang Youning, saying that people are more important than swimming trunks.
Zhuang Yi? He couldn't toss, he ran several houses, and he only had an oversized pair of boxer trunks that he could wear!
When Zhuang Yi's group entered the swimming pool, the venue was already overcrowded.
Sunshine, clear water, bright swimsuits, youthful waves......
Pool Meat Forest!
Fang Youning swept the audience with a pair of radium eyes, and said excitedly: "Oh! The girl in the outer yard! The girl of the sports institute! And the girl from the Faculty of Letters! Good luck! lucky! ”
Zhuang Yi Their college is science and engineering, the number of girls is scarce and the quality is worrying, and now he suddenly saw so many girls wearing swimsuits with hot bodies, Fang Youning was spewing hot air from both nostrils.
There is only one swimming pool at Dongsheng University, and people from several faculties go on it together, which is a typical dumpling.
But the boys don't care about the dumplings, they can't swim away from the dumplings, and it is more convenient for them to eat tofu smoothly.
There were already a lot of people in the pool, and most of the girls were in the shallow water, looking up and down from the edge of the pool, there were countless white rabbit toffees floating on the turquoise ocean.
Seeing this scene, Fang Youning couldn't wait to get the dumplings and get down from the shallow water.
Obviously, there are not a few male compatriots who have the same idea as him, Fang Youning pulled Zhuang Yi and Sun Zhongzi Before they could take two steps forward, they were stopped by a voice.
"Hey, hey! What to do, what to do! Don't you see we've already occupied a place? ”
When Zhuang Yi heard this voice, his eyelids immediately drooped.
Dry! The gymnasium is here, why didn't he expect this guy to be there.
The voice paused, and sure enough, it came towards him.
"Yo! Aunt Maggie is also coming to swim! You're fat, you can't sink if you want to! ”
There was a burst of laughter all around.
The person who spoke was naturally Han Dinghao, and Zhuang Yi was used to this kid as long as he seized the opportunity. He also smiled:
"Yo, Gollum is there, the ring is out of the pool?"
There was another burst of laughter.
Looking at Han Dinghao's green face, Zhuang Yi sighed, this guy is not as thick-skinned as him, and he always comes up to find abuse, he almost wonders if this kid is an M-type who is getting darker and darker the more abuse.
"Hey! I remembered! ”
Sun Zhongzi, who was originally outside the battle, suddenly had inexplicable eyes shining, looked at Zhuang Yi and Han Dinghao and said:
"I think you guys are like!"
Zhuang Yi didn't think that Sun Zhongzi could come up with anything good in his mind, he had a strong urge to cover the mouth of this Arab Erque, but it was too late.
"Fat and skinny head! Oh! Fat and skinny head! I've also read Mr. Jin Tang's book! ”
The laughter around was even louder, I don't know if I was laughing at the fat and thin head, or laughing at this foreigner who knew half of the words and said "Jin Yong" as "Jin Tang".
Zhuang Yi stroked his forehead, feeling that after "the fat man who collapsed the bed", he was afraid that he would have a new nickname again.
Zhuang Yi didn't bother to pay attention to Han Dinghao, and continued to walk towards the pool, but was blocked by Han Dinghao's side.
"Aunt Maggie, don't go into the water, you alone occupy the space of five people, not to mention, this tonnage is full of water and iron, don't harm the people in the world."
"Big head grunt, don't go into the water, you are short legs, and top-heavy, and you will have no roof if you plant in shallow water, so don't trouble other people's lifeguards."
In fact, Han Dinghao is not short, although he is shorter than Zhuang Yi, Zhuang Yi himself is tall. However, the disproportion between the length of the legs and the length of the body, just like the size of the head, is a sore spot for Han Dinghao.
"I have short legs? Not as short as your second child! Han Dinghao began to be annoyed.
"How do you know I'm a young man? Have you ever licked it? "On the poisonous tongue, Zhuang Yi will never be a vegetarian.
Facing Zhuang Yi, who had no face and no skin, and his poisonous tongue skills were fully open, Han Dinghao's face was completely black with anger, he clenched his fists, and glanced at the person behind Zhuang Yi.
The man immediately understood, stepped forward, and when he brushed Zhuang Yi's side, he made a "sigh" and deliberately fell.
Zhuang Yi felt that his buttocks were cold, as if something had slipped off his buttocks.
"Ahh!!h
The pool erupted in a burst of girls' screams