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The story begins with a man who is more idealistic than anyone else, but desperate because of it. This man's dream is so simple, and he sincerely hopes that everyone in this world will be happy, and that's it.

Every teenager once cherished childish ideals in his heart, but gradually gave up after understanding the cruelty of reality. Happiness comes at the cost of sacrifice - and every child, when he or she grows up, learns to justify himself. But he was different, or he was more stupid than anyone else, or there was something wrong with his head, or maybe he belonged to the kind of person who had a destiny that was not understood by mortals, and was called a "holy one".

This man who inherits the will of the legendary D and aspires to become a righteous partner is me, Monchi D Luffy, the successor of the D family.

When I realized that every life in this world was placed on both ends of the scale of sacrifice or relief, and when I knew that there would never be any tray on the scale that would be emptied, from that day on, I was determined to be the measurer of this scale.

If you want to reduce the lamentation of this world more and more precisely, there is no other way.

In order to save even one more person, it is necessary to abandon the other side, even if there is only one less person, and exterminate the few so that the majority can live. Therefore, the more I save people, the more sophisticated my killing skills become. How many times, how many times, my hands were covered in blood, but I never feared. Unscrupulous means, regardless of right and wrong, only demanding that he become the most accurate scale, so that he will never miscalculate the number of lives. There is no distinction between high and low, old and young, "one article" is its only unit, and I save people indiscriminately, and I also kill people indiscriminately.

By the time I came to my senses, it was too late. When a person treats everyone fairly and justly, it is equivalent to that he is no longer able to fall in love with anyone. It would have been nice if I had taken this rule to heart earlier. If my young heart freezes and dies and becomes a bloodless and tearless measuring instrument, I can only continue to distinguish between the living and the dead coldly, and spend my life indifferently, and I will not need to be distressed.

But, I'm not that kind of person.

The happy smiles of others filled my heart, and the sound of other people's weeping touched my heartstrings. I was furious with the desperate resentment of others, and I couldn't help but reach out to wipe away the tears of loneliness from others.

While pursuing ideals that transcend human norms - I am too much like an ordinary person.

I don't know how much punishment such a contradiction has brought me. There has been friendship, there has been love. But even when these dear lives, and countless other lives that I don't know, are placed on the scales at the same time - I can never go wrong.

Even if I love anyone, I still regard his life as equal to others, cherish it equally, and abandon it equally. All along, I and all my cherished people are destined to say goodbye forever the moment we meet.

Now, the biggest punishment for me is coming.

……

According to ancient legends, in the depths of the sea of this world, there is a treasure of the world - "ONE/PIECE".

It is defined as the origin of the coordinates of the origin of a qiē thing, and the "ONE/PIECE" where the long-cherished wish of a qiē human being is located...... It is both the origin and the end of all things, recording the occurrence of a qiē in this world, and creating the seat of God for all things in this world.

This was the beginning of the "ONE/PIECE War".

After that, every 60 years, ONE/PIECE will reappear in the "Chambord Islands", the center of the great shipping routes that were once summoned. ONE/PIECE will then select seven heroes who are eligible to own it, and give them a portion of their immense power, giving them the legendary treasure of the sea, the Devil Fruit. So that they can summon the Heroic Spirit known as the "Servant". Through a deathmatch to decide who is truly qualified to win ONE/PIECE.

……

The Chambord Islands, the G23 district, the Impossible Zone, the castle surrounded by a thousand years of delusional thoughts.

I accepted the call of the patriarch and went to the most magnificent and dark place in the ice-enclosed ancient city of the D-1 tribe, the Chapel of the D-1 family.

This is certainly not a place to praise God's grace and calm the mind. In the city where the D-tribe lived, the prayer ground was a sacrificial room where the summoning ceremony was performed. Therefore, when I looked up at the stained glass on my head, I didn't see a portrait of the Sage, but a picture of the long history of the D-I who wandered in search of ONE/PIECE.

Among the "Founding Imperial Three Families", the D-Ones have spent the longest time on ONE/PIECE, much longer than the Pirates and the Navy.

Closing ourselves in the frozen mountains, stubbornly severing any contact with the outside world, we have been searching for the miracle of ONE/PIECE almost a thousand years ago. But our quest is fraught with frustration and humiliation, as well as painful coping. These situations have gone back and forth to no avail.

It can be said that I am the last trump card played by the D-family, who have always prided themselves on their pure blood, and we will not hesitate to do so.

Walking through the cloister, my gaze inadvertently fell on a relatively new painting on a painted window. Painted there are Gord Roger, the "Winter King" of the D-Clan, and the man who serves him to his right, Hades King Reilly.

Both of them reached for ONE/PIECE in the sky. The composition of the painting, as well as the balance of the creative intentions, show how the D-Ones belittled the pirates and the navy two hundred years ago, and the sense of humiliation they felt when they had to rely on their help. These can be glimpsed through the painting Guò.

The old patriarch Monchi D. Karp stared at me with a shrewd gaze from the depths of his sunken eye sockets, a gaze that barely made it clear that he was old. I have lived in this ancient city for a long time, and every time I face the patriarch. As before, he still couldn't stand his gaze that made people feel like a kind of paranoia.

On the altar indicated by the old patriarch Monchi D. Karp placed a long black charcoal-colored cabinet that was exaggeratedly tied.

"Using this thing as a medium, I guess I can summon the strongest Servant who is the 'Heroic Spirit of the Sword'. Luffy, you should regard this as the greatest aid that the D-Clan will give you. ”

"I'm ashamed. Patriarch. Pretending to be expressionless and stiff, I bowed my head deeply.

Monchi D Karp, his eyes flashing with a fierce light like madness, nodded solemnly.

"This time it must be ...... There's no one left. Kill all six Servants, and this time be sure to get ONE/PIECE. ”

……

On that day, on the different islands of Chambord, the chanting of mantras for different objects was carried out almost simultaneously, which was so coincidental that it could no longer be called a fortuitous coincidence.

No matter which brave man it is, their long-cherished wish is the same.

Around a miracle, people who bloody kill each other in order to get this miracle. Their summons to the heroes on the other side of the plane are now ringing across the earth at the same time.

"Declare—"

This is the moment when you are tested as a brave man. If you fail, you will lose your life. I felt it firsthand, but I wasn't scared at all.

- Declaration

Thou art under me, and trust my fate to thy sword.

If you obey the call of ONE/PIECE, if you follow this will and the principles of heaven, you will immediately reply-"

I gritted my teeth and endured it as I continued to chant the incantation.

"—I swear by this. I am the good of the world, and I am the one who destroys the evil of the world. ”

My vision darkened.

The inscription on my back that has been passed down from generation to generation of the D-I brave man began to beat like a clock in a dimension that was out of my personal will. My body, which was enshrined in an air mass formed by the atmosphere, had now forgotten its function as a human being, and had become a part of a mystical ritual, a circuit connecting spirits and matter.

"--The spirit of the three words that entangle you, from the wheel of restraint, the guardian of the scales-!"

As I ended my prayer with these words, I felt that the power rushing through my body had accelerated to its limit.

Lightning thundered, wind and clouds swirled. In the wind pressure where the old patriarch Karp couldn't even open his eyes, the summoned pattern shone brightly.

“…… Win, Luffy. This battle was our victory......"

In this way, the long-cherished wish finally reached us.

From the other side, to this side, whirlwinds and lightning envelop the legendary apparition.

Originally, he was a human being, but he has left the human realm. With inhuman divine powers, he was elevated to the genus of elves. Where the supernormal primates gathered...... From the throne of suppressed divine power, the heroic spirits compiled by countless people's dreams descended on the earth at the same time.

And then—

In the castle at night in the G23 arrondissement of the Chambord Islands, on a stone bench surrounded by darkness, someone now spoke in a cold voice.

"Just ask. Thou art the Master who summoned me? ”

The 5th ONE/PIECE War has begun.