Chapter 39: Persona of the Headless Stone Statue
"For ...... Why did it become like this......
Listening to the sound of light breathing coming from his chest, Tianwei's mind was a mess.
The entire right arm has completely turned into a girl's pillow, and it is firmly held by the two white and tender arms, and it can't be pulled out, and now it is still numb by her head. The soft body rubs a few times on the arm from time to time, and the cute nasal voice of the sac is like a dream, and the long hair that spreads out from the double ponytail is as soft as silk, exuding the unique fragrance of a girl, and the defenseless sleeping face makes people swear to protect it until death, and at the same time, they can't help but want to hold it in their arms immediately.
In this case, the ghost can sleep!
"I was so happy that I couldn't fall asleep, so I fell asleep in bed...... Now it's okay, I can't sleep anymore......"
Tianwei smiled bitterly and glanced out the window, a faint but conspicuous light had broken through the darkness in the sky and slowly spread around.
"Ah, it's almost dawn. Looks like I really can't sleep today. Knowing this, I shouldn't have softened my heart and let her into the house in the first place...... I'm so sleepy, but I can't sleep......"
"Oh oh oh!" Just when Tianwei's brain was a mess, the chirping of the hen called "White Dove Detective" came from outside the house.
Well, that's right, it's the hen that crows.
However, Tianwei, whose three views had long been destroyed, didn't care, because there were more important things waiting for him to do.
"Has it come to this point? Hey, girl, it's time to get up. ”
That's right, it's to wake up this sister who has occupied her arm like a kitten.
The left hand poked and pushed lightly on her arm, but it never woke the bell up, but instead made her fill her right arm tighter, and Tianwei could even feel her breath and two small bumps on her chest......
"Hey! Suzu, now is not the time to send me benefits, hurry up and get up!"
The voice sounded a little, and he shook her body with more force.
"Uh......h Let me...... Sleep a little longer...... Just ...... for a moment."
"I had no choice but to use this trick."
Remove your left hand from Suzu's arm, slowly reach upward, and pinch forward at the target!
"Hmmm! Let go of me!"
The little face was flushed, and Suzu finally opened her hazy sleepy eyes and struggled desperately.
"It's okay to see that you're so energetic. Girl, it's time to get up, go back to your room and change your clothes. Don't learn from Obito's always late guy!"
Tianwei let go of the left hand that was pinching her nose, took the opportunity to pull it out, and the right arm that was already unconscious, like a prosthetic leg, did not belong to him, turned over and stood up on the side of the bed.
If you want to die, it is estimated that in a few minutes, the physiological characteristics that every male after secondary development will have in the morning will be stimulated in advance by this girl.
"Really, brother, can't you just do it another way?" Behind him, Suzu sat up, rubbing her misty eyes and grumbling coquettishly.
"Okay, I know, next time I'll spank you directly!"
Suzu's face turned into a red apple again, but this time because of annoyance.
"Huh? Still not getting up yet? So......" Tianwei turned around and raised five fingers with a wicked smile, shook them in front of him, and slowly approached the bell: "You're welcome!"
Boom!
Last night, Tianwei's arm replaced his own work, and the pillow was mercilessly slammed into Tianwei's face.
"Eight...... Yaga! Brother, you big idiot!"
Suzu jumped out of bed like a wild cat frightened by passers-by and ran away. Before leaving, he also kicked Tianwei in the leg fiercely.
"It hurts...... Obviously, they look scared of life outside...... Sure enough, my sister is a completely different person when she treats others and her brother!"
……
Today's morning exercise ended in the chaotic scene where Tianwei tried to throw the Pleasant Goat into the pot but was caught red-handed by Kirabi.
After another vegan meal with tears streaming down his face, Tenwei accompanied Suzu and Kirabi into the Waterfall of Truth.
Like the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, Suzu's hometown of Takikure Village, behind this small waterfall, there is also a cave hidden that cannot be seen from the outside. Unlike the Xianjia Cave where the Water Curtain Cave still maintains its original appearance, and the Takishino Village, which is full of modern atmosphere, as soon as you enter this cave, a strong sense of historical vicissitudes will come to you.
The original and spectacular carvings on the walls, the ancient but magnificent buildings, and the statues that are intricately detailed......
Although it has not been occupied for a long time, the imprint of human history is still intact here, making people feel as if they have stepped back in time and space and directly returned to that ancient era.
"Wow! It's amazing!"
"These are all first-class cultural relics! Bell, don't touch it, we can't afford to lose our fortune if it breaks it!"
Although he said this, Tianwei was wondering in his heart whether to secretly move these statues out and bring them back to collect them...... I mean, hand it over to Guo Jia!
Along the way, Tianwei found that there were basically not a few mosses or something, which means that this place has been cleaned up by Yun Ren on a regular basis, and all the ruins are well preserved, even the carvings on the walls are as clear as they were thousands of years ago, and the only fly in the ointment is that the statues on both sides of the road that are cross-legged and meditating are all turned around like senior sisters.
"Ah, this...... These statues were actually headless when they were first built. Kirabi explained.
"Huh? Why is that?" Suzu asked curiously.
"There's another secret here, and I'll tell you when I can't say it now. Anyway, it's not the strange reason your brother said to worship the senior sister. ”
Tianwei and Suzu followed Kirabi through the headless statues on either side to a closed stone door. Next to the stone gate, there is a beast-faced stone statue with a bloody mouth and a tribal civilization style like Maya and Inca.
"It's here~Go in~ and make the final stop with Nanao~"
"Huh? But how do you get in?"
"Only the chosen ones can go in~Selected~" Kirabi said, "Put your head in the mouth of the stone statue, it's a good person~ If you are a good person~ If there is darkness in your heart, the door will open~ but-"
The tone changed suddenly, and Kirabi showed a terrifying sinister smile: "Even if there is a little darkness, the door will not open~ and it will bite your head off~."
"Those stone statues before are the pillars of failure, failure~"
"Wow!" Suzu shrank her head in fright and covered her neck with her hands.
But Tianwei remembered Bei Ye's classic line at an inopportune time: "Remove the head and eat it, crunchy, chicken flavor!"
Glancing at the hideous stone statue, Suzu unconsciously took a step back, afraid that if she got closer, the stone statue would stick out of the wall and bite off her head.
"Flinched?"
Looking at Kirabi's sunglasses, Suzu shook her head, swallowed her saliva, and forced her trembling body to walk towards the stone statue step by step.
But when he took two steps, he was stopped by Tianwei with one hand.
"Forget it, just let me do it!"
"Oh? But this can only be ...... human power."
"The four tails have been imprisoned by me since last year's Tailed Beast Night, you already know it!"
"......" Kirabi was silent.
"Sure enough, ......," Yao said as he said inside Kirabi.
Kirabi was about to say something, but Tianwei threw a look at Kirabi as he walked past him, and Kirabi instantly understood and stopped stopping him.
"But...... Brother, this is too dangerous......"
Tianwei turned his head: "No matter how dangerous it is, you have to give it a try, this is a hurdle that must be overcome."
"But, it's supposed to be me......"
Suzu was halfway through speaking, and Tianwei stuffed his head into the mouth of the stone statue, and Suzu quickly lowered his head and closed his eyes, put his hands on his chest and nervously prayed that Tianwei would pass safely.
It was quiet for a few seconds, as long as years, and there was no sound in the entire ruins except for the sound of the waterfall.
"Ahhh
However, Suzu's prayers had no effect, and suddenly there was a scream from the stone statue.
"Brother! Are you alright?"
Suzu's face turned pale with fright, and she couldn't care less about the fear of the stone statue, and rushed past Kirabi to Tianwei.
At the moment when Suzu's right hand was about to touch Tianwei's body, there was a clear "click" sound in her ears, and Tianwei's screams and struggles also stopped, her hands hung weakly, and her body hung softly on the stone statue.
Ling watched Tianwei kneel on the ground with his legs in a daze, and only after a "plop" did he seem to return to his soul, and pounced on Tianwei and cried out with a "wow".
"European ...... Ernie sauce, don't!"
Just as Suzu was crying bitterly while holding Tianwei's "corpse" that still hadn't dissipated her body temperature, a warm palm gently touched the top of Suzu's head.
Suzu didn't pay attention to it, but instead hugged Tianwei tighter with both hands, until a familiar voice sounded above: "Suzu, let go!" It's painful, wheezing...... Out of breath! If you continue like this, you will really die!"
"Huh?" Suzu looked up in surprise, only to find that Tianwei, who should have been headless, not only appeared in front of her intact, but also showed her a reluctant smile to hold back the pain. The scene in front of her left her mind blank, completely unaware of what was going on, and her hands gradually loosened.
Tianwei grinned and gasped, completely unaware that Suzu's hands were like crab pincers just now, almost breaking his waist.
"Actually, there's a switch in there and there's nothing, I'm just kidding. As for that 'click' ......" Tianwei's left thumb pressed lightly on the joint of his index finger, making the same crisp sound as just now, "I made it with my right hand blocked by the stone statue. ”
"Hahaha, it's really like acting, I thought you used the stand-in technique to exchange with the puppet in the end~" Kirabi laughed and said, "I also made a similar joke at the beginning~ Scared the eldest brother~ In fact, those statues have no head just because they are damaged~"
"Haha...... It's the same thing that the so-called genius sees!"
Suzu slowly lowered her head amid the laughter of Kirabi and Tianwei, and clasped her hands tightly together.
Tianwei's eyes inadvertently aimed at it, and his back was cold in an instant. Based on his experience of living with Suzu for many years, he immediately judged that this was a precursor to Suzu's outburst, and hurriedly put away his smile, folded his hands and apologized sincerely: "I'm sorry! The joke is a little too much and makes you worried. Suzu, right...... Alas! Alas!"
However, before she could finish speaking, Suzu gritted her teeth and punched her like a fried cat, followed by a storm of pink punches......
"Pervert! Big liar! I'm not worried! Who would worry about a guy like you! Bad! It's terrible!"
"Anyway, when did you awaken the attribute of tsundere! Woo! It hurts!"
Tianwei turned his attention to Kirabi for help, only to find that the thing had already retreated far away.
Rumble!
Just then, the stone door opened.
Suzu dropped a trumpet from her mouth and spit out a trumpet of her own heavenly power, and walked in with a huff.
Kirabi walked to the side of Tianwei, who was standing tall, and sighed: "It's so miserable~"
"For the Ernie sauce just now, this beating is worth it!"
Kirabi was silent for a moment, then took out a booklet printed with the word "extremely dense" from his back and sang while writing: "Uchiha Tianwei ~ Konoha Kamishinobu ~ Attribute ~ Sister Control ~ Lolita Control ~ Shake M ......"
"Hey, hey! What are you writing nonsense! The last one is just nonsense!"
"That means you admit that the first two are true!"
“…… You have a point, I am speechless!"
"Mmmm, this is a good rhyme~ Hurry up and write it down!"
“……”
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