Chapter 50: A Handful of Beans

Ask for the first order, ask for pink!

"Liang Ping, reward."

Liang Ping took out some broken silver and gave it to Ruqing, "Slave and maid thank you." ”

Sending Ruqing away, Situ Ye saw that Chan'er was struggling to walk, so he picked her up, and Chan'er exclaimed in fright, "What are you doing?" Put me down! ”

After shouting, I felt a faint pain in my buttocks, and now they are in the courtyard, and there are not only the four of them in the courtyard, but there are other palace maids, but Situ Ye turned a deaf ear, and the people in this courtyard are not in general.

"Chan'er, remember, now that I have hugged you, do men and women understand each other? So you have to marry me! ”

Chan'er lowered her head shyly, forgetting the pain in her ass. Situ Ye stepped into the house, and Chan'er heard Liang Ping say: "What you see and hear today, whoever dares to say a word, everyone will be executed!" ”

Chan'er looked at Situ Ye, "Do you want to do this?" ”

Situ Ye carried her to the edge of the couch and put her down, but as soon as she sat on the couch, Chan'er let out a painful cry, Damn, your sister, I was beaten in the ass, okay? It's just a futon, and it's not even a thick quilt, so it's no wonder it doesn't hurt!

"What's wrong? You..."Seeing Chan'er lying on the small couch, Situ Ye's face was slightly red: "Shouldn't you be punished with a court cane?" ”

Chan'er was lying there, looking back and glaring at him dissatisfiedly: "I know and ask!" Get out, get out! ”

Situ Ye felt that he was kind but hit a gray nose, and ran out in a gray manner, He Yiruo looked at him with a smile on his face: "Your Highness, the method in this palace." What else is there besides the Imperial Staff? You look at Chan'er like that, you should know that she has received the court staff, right? ”

Liang Ping smiled and nodded. It is. That is, His Royal Highness usually looks very energetic, but he dropped the chain at a critical moment!

"Yiruo, you go out of the palace and let your sister take care of Chan'er, I will go to my father's place now, and ask my father to allow Miss He to live here today until Chan'er gets better!"

After speaking, Situ Ye took a step. was about to go to find his father, but when he heard Chan'er's shouts in the house, Situ Ye went in with a red face, Chan'er stared at him and said, "Ah Ye, don't go to your mother to ask!" Today's story is that I'm not right. ”

"Chan'er! You..."Situ Ye's eyes rolled: "I said that I would go to find my father, but I didn't say that I would go to my mother." ”

Chan'er's big eyes stared at Situ Ye, don't think I don't know your little thoughts!

He was so distracted that he wanted to deny it, but he heard her say, "If it's for my good, you shouldn't know about it." Don't even look for your father. My injuries are not serious, I am a doctor myself. I can handle it myself. ”

In the end, Situ Ye couldn't resist Chan'er, so he agreed.

With Chan'er being fined ten court canes, the days have stopped a lot, but occasionally Chan'er and Situ Ye have a few words, the reason for this bickering is actually too naΓ―ve.

Just like now, Chan'er sat on the edge of the couch and read, and the little pig was lying at Chan'er's feet, sleeping comfortably with her eyes closed at the moment, Situ Ye walked in, "Chan'er, I will have my birthday tomorrow, don't forget to give me a gift!" ”

Chan'er didn't even raise her eyes, she was used to it these days, he completely regarded her room as his, he could come in whenever he wanted, he didn't even say hello, and he didn't care if you wanted to!

Sometimes she thinks, Situ Ye is using this house as his bedroom? But she obviously didn't agree, okay? Didn't it always say in ancient times that men and women could not kiss each other? Why did he get to Situ Ye and think it was a fart?

Chan'er couldn't help but feel very depressed, so she replied with a word lightly: Hmm!

This is also a sue for him, she remembers.

Situ Ye is gone, tomorrow is my birthday, okay? You don't even have a reaction? Just a hum word to solve it?

"Chan'er! I'll talk to you! Are you deaf or dumb? ”

"Master, have you forgotten, what you just said yesterday, saying that I am deaf and mute!"

Well, this was indeed said by Situ Ye, and it was because she didn't pay attention to him at the time, so he said this in a fit of anger, and the result was good, and this was used as a shield by Chan'er. But that's not all.

"Master, also, there is something I have to say, what's wrong with your birthday? When you are born, you should be filial to your mother, don't you know that the child's birthday is the mother's day? Do you understand what Mother's Day is? Every mother..."

"Stop! I've heard this hundreds of times, and I know what you mean. I don't have to forget that I was born after my mother hovered on the line of life and death, but now I'm telling you that I'm going to celebrate my birthday, see how you celebrate me? ”

Chan'er had to close the book, "Master, is your brain really caught by the door?" I once said, I'll give you flowers on your birthday. ”

After speaking, he leaned over and picked up the little pig, "Little pig, remember to be tomorrow, after I give the master a gift, you will kowtow to the master." He's your uncle, do you understand? ”

Situ Ye suddenly had an idea: "My elder brothers, their children are all in the fiefdom, and the eldest brother has a daughter in the palace, but it is the mother's, I began to wonder who the father of the little pig is." Which brother is mine? ”

Liang Ping's heart trembled when he heard this, and looked out of the door, He Yiruo and He Zixi tried their best to hold back their laughter, but the constant shaking of their shoulders showed their mood at the moment. Liang Ping felt that they were so lucky that they didn't have to wait in the house...

I envy them...

And His Highness is so naΓ―ve.

"Ah Ye, what are you trying to say? That's your brother, if..."

Chan'er deliberately didn't continue, but looked at Situ Ye meaningfully, which obviously meant to let him think for himself, which made Situ Ye even more angry, she clearly meant to scold him! But she didn't say anything!

Situ Ye is angry!

So he got up and snorted coldly, walked over and snatched the little pig from Chan'er's arms, fortunately the little pig didn't bite, and was also familiar with Situ Ye, the little pig was held by Situ Ye, very happy, round and big black eyes, and looked at Situ Ye in a daze.

But they didn't even bother with it! Directly gave it to Liang Ping, and then raised his feet and left.

He Zixi saw that Situ Ye was gone, so he ran into the house, "Sister, you and Your Highness are still like this, always quarreling over such a childish thing?" ”

"Huh? Is it my fault? Obviously, he had to quarrel with me. I'm just here to read the book, I don't care what gift I want, if the gift, I have already told him, I will send him flowers, but unfortunately he doesn't remember, can I be blamed for this? ”

He Zixi is helpless, what does a big man want to spend for?

"Sister, if you want me to say, you too, how good my flowers are, Ah Ye doesn't understand, don't you understand? The flowers that can be sent by me must be very valuable, just look at where this value is used, if it is used correctly, it is life-saving, and it is used wrong..."

Chan'er was silent, and at the same time, her eyes narrowed slightly, and she exuded an invisible dangerous aura.

He Zixi was stunned, she forgot about this, but it has only been a few days, could it be that her sister planted that flower?

Chan'er naturally guessed He Zixi's thoughts, but she didn't say anything.

In fact, the flower she wanted to give to Situ Ye was not the kind she wanted to plant, but another flower, just this flower... Ineffable.

"Your brother has been with the general lately... How did my stepfather learn the art of war? Did I tell you? ”

At the mention of this, He Zixi's mouth pouted: "Sister, your father is too bad, my brother said, your father didn't teach him the art of war at all, only let him see for himself, and then every time I go to him recently, I am learning martial arts with him, but although my brother's kung fu is good, but it can't be compared with the general, how to say that Jiang is still old and spicy, and on many issues, you will definitely win if you are good at kung fu." ”

"Your father is still very damaged, and he often uses tricks. By the way, it's like today, tomorrow is His Royal Highness's 22nd birthday, I was supposed to go to your father's, my brother wanted to celebrate His Highness's birthday, so I asked him for leave, but I begged for two days, and I hit no less than ten times! ”

Chan'er's eyes almost fell out when she heard it, how can you say that the general is now He Yiruo's master!

The ancients adhered to the principle of being a teacher for one day and a father for life! But for Ah Ye's birthday, he fought with his master?

"It's not what you think, it's your father's rule, he said, if you can beat him, he agrees, if not..."

Well, I see! But you don't have to think about it to know that the final result must be He Yiruo's victory. But Chan'er thinks that maybe He Yi didn't really win, but her father released the water, right?

It's not Chan'er partiality, she's seen her father's ability! But she still pretended not to know.

"Can Brother He beat my father-in-law?"

When He Zixi heard this, his brows immediately twisted into a caterpillar-shaped, then he shook his head and nodded, anyway, he won.

Originally, He Zixi didn't understand, her brother obviously couldn't beat the huge general, how could he win?

It turned out that it was because He Yiruo borrowed a handful of beans in the process of fighting, and then the huge general stopped and agreed that he would not have to go tomorrow, this time He Yiruo won.

But He Zixi was even more confused after hearing it, it was just a handful of beans, why did she say that her brother won?

At that time, He Yiruo smiled at how obscene and obscene he was: "Because the general once said that it is impossible to prevent it." What if two people were fighting on the ground and saw that one of them was about to lose, and he suddenly sprinkled a handful of round beans? In the case of defenselessness, it is impossible to stabilize the body as you like, and this is the best time to turn defeat into victory! ”

"Besides, what I sprinkled at that time was not ordinary beans, it was croton! The important thing is that I didn't ride a horse, and the general accepted my challenge on horseback..."

If He Yiru explained this, He Zixi would understand. No wonder the general directly admitted defeat!

"I have to say, my brother is really obscene, and he actually used such a bad trick!"

"If it was a march to fight, maybe Brother He's move would have saved countless lives!" (To be continued......)