"Holding a nest ~ nest ~ head in his hand, there is not a ~ drop ~ oil ...... in the dish"

The Konoha ninja dressed as a prison guard was instantly killed by the terrifying singing. He knelt down in front of a cell and pleaded bitterly, "Big brother, big brother! Please stop singing! I'll find you a nest! ”

"Oh? Do you know what a wowotou is? ”

“……”

The singing in the cell sounded again: "Holding the nest in his hand ~ nest ~ head ......"

"Boss! Spare us! ”

The two prisoners in the cell also foamed at the mouth and fell to their knees, their eyes rolling and looking like they had a nervous breakdown, and their mouths kept repeating words begging for mercy.

"Okay, I'm hungry, get me something to eat!"

"This ...... Boss, it's almost lunch, can you ......?"

"Holding ...... in your hand"

The Konoha prison guard immediately turned around and ran away: "Yes, yes, we will find you something to eat!" Please stop singing! ”

On the first day of imprisonment, he knocked out the teeth of Yosuke, who enjoyed the notoriety in prison, and half of his face was also paralyzed, and it is estimated that he will have to wear a mask to meet people for the rest of his life.

As the saying goes, hitting people doesn't slap their faces, Tianwei's friendship and face-breaking fist not only attracted the attention of the aggressive and strong in prison, but also discouraged other small people who had no strength but loved to cause trouble. In addition, two prisoners named Hangaemon and Kangaemon who witnessed the tragic situation of their former inmates at close range knelt down on the spot and begged for mercy, and since then they have become loyal servants of Tianwei.

Tianwei, on the other hand, hadn't eaten for three months, and when he woke up, he ate a bite of dark food and tossed it, and his stomach was naturally hungry at the moment. Combined with the prison scene here, Tianwei felt it and sang a classic song from his previous life.

Hence the above scenario.

It's been a long time since the guards left, but there's still no movement in the passage.

"Why haven't you come yet? Have you forgotten it? What a sad story! It made me fall in love to the depths, and I had the interest of singing a song again. ”

The two of them, who were a little sleepy, woke up instantly, and one of them said to his companion, "Hey, Pingren, don't you still have that?" How long are you going to hide? ”

Pingren's mouth opened wide and exclaimed, "Eh! But the ......"

"When is it? Stop hiding! ”

"Well, since Suga said so."

Heito closed his eyes and pulled out the contents of his pocket as if he had made a serious decision.

"Boss, let's have a Snickers!"

As soon as the words fell, Pingren felt a flower in front of him, and a black shadow flashed. When he came back to his senses, the strip-like object in his hand had already reached Tianwei's hand.

"It's so timely! Good job! Pingren, thanks! ”

Cutting open the package with sharp tiger teeth, Tianwei devoured the food in his hand.

"Well, one is full, and it tastes delicious......"

Tianwei clapped his hands contentedly and threw the package away. Then, as if it had eyes, the package drew a strange arc in the air, through the narrow gap between the two steel columns, and fell outside the window.

Sweeping past the two people in front of him with bitter smiles, Tianwei was silent for a moment, and still didn't say anything after all.

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Before I knew it, it was lunch time, and Tianwei, followed by Ping and Suka, walked into the cafeteria. According to the requirements of the prison, he sat alone at a long table and ate by himself.

"Delicious, delicious ......"

I have to say that the previous "light cuisine" has left an indelible impact on Tianwei's heart, making him feel that compared to this thing, those prison meals that make ordinary people feel so unpalatable that they vomit are simply delicious.

This is another blessing in disguise.

"Whew, you're full." Putting down the dishes and chopsticks with satisfaction, Tianwei got up and was about to leave after cleaning up.

According to the prison's regulations, the "labor reform" will begin after lunch, and Tianwei plans to close his eyes and recharge his energy during the break.

However, as soon as he lay on the table for a while, he heard a ping-pong noise in front of him, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that there was already a group of people in front of him.

"What's wrong?"

Tianwei directly flipped over the two obstructive tables, opened a gap in the crowd, and squeezed in with the help of the child's short stature, and the scene in front of him made him frown.

"Hey, where's the thing?"

"That thing is for Brother Fengshen, you can't have already eaten it, right? Residue? ”

Someone was surrounded by a group of people in the center and kept punching and kicking, and when I heard two different screams, it was actually Taira and Suga!

"Hey, what about you? Snickers, you should have the last piece! That thing, Lord Aeolus, asked for it by name today. I should have told you before that I wanted to save it! ”

"Hug ...... I'm sorry, please spare us this time, we won't dare next time......"

"Next time? Hehe......"

kicked Pingren away, stared at his hanging eyes with a vicious bald head, squatted down and grabbed Pingren's neckline, stepped on Pingren's chest with his left foot, and raised his right hand to make a fist and hit Pingren's face.

"Don't talk about next time, if you offend the two adults, you won't even want to see the sun tomorrow!"

"Click!"

The upside-down figure slammed into the center of the wooden table, smashing the sturdy solid wood square table from it, and the dishes on the table fell to the ground, spilling food and broken porcelain spills on the man's body.

However, contrary to what the onlookers imagined, the figure flying out upside down was not a flat person, but a hanging eye that trampled the flat person under his feet before! At this time, he was no longer in the same spirit, and he was covered in wolves, and collapsed in a mess like a ragged quilt.

"I'm sorry, but I ate the things of the ordinary people."

Tianwei retracted the action of grabbing the bald head and throwing it behind him, and said lightly.

"What, that little imp is the one who punches and cripples and helps......"

"Ah, that's him. In the first grade, he was called the Demon King......"

"Demon King? How could he have this title? ”

"The reason is ......"

As soon as Cai spoke, the person who spoke was smashed away by the black shadow that suddenly flew in.

"Mishima!"

"Damn, I'm fine." Mishima wiped the stains on his mouth and rushed towards the person who had just knocked him down, "I don't dare to mess with the Demon King." But, boy, you're looking for death! ”

The bald accomplices rushed towards Tianwei, and were beaten away by Tianwei's armed and domineering fists. The situation is getting more and more chaotic, and people are constantly being bumped into by prisoners who are flying into the air and are drawn into the fighting.

In the end, the situation completely spiraled out of control, and the whole restaurant was thrown into a big fight.

After a burst of screams and shattering sounds, and pots and pans flew together, the prison guards arrived belatedly, grabbed all the prisoners who had fallen to the ground in a circle except for Tianwei, and threw them into the cells one by one.

As for Tianwei, they just smiled reluctantly and took him to do labor.

"I'm sorry, Heito, Suga, for causing you so much trouble." Tianwei squatted down and said to the two people lying on the ground unable to move.

"Boss, don't say it, we're too useless."

"I didn't expect the boss to stand out for us. We're already thankful for the boss! ”

Tianwei got up to leave, and the void still echoed with the last words before leaving: "If I cause trouble for you, I will be responsible to the end, not only for you, this is also a cultivation for me." ”

A thick-eyed ninja grabbed a prisoner with half of his face swollen, and when he saw the figure of Tianwei leaving, he unconsciously frowned slightly, and asked with a little confusion: "Warden, why don't you ...... him?"

"Shut up!" The warden with square glasses interrupted him coldly.

"......"

The warden waved his hand to stop his words, raised his head, and the reflection of his glasses blocked the eyes behind him: "Do you know why no one dares to care about the God of Wind and the God of Thunder?" ”

"Yes! Because of their terrifying strength, although they are very reluctant to admit it, if they want, they can break the prison with their own strength and leave here with a swagger. ”

"Humph! You still know this! Sue you, don't underestimate this guy. Although he is just a child, if you really think that he is the same as other children, you don't know how to die. If he hadn't stayed here willingly, he could have beaten us all at any time with just his physical skills, and smashed the prison into a pile of rubble. I have a hunch that this guy is a plague god who is even more terrible than the god of wind and thunder! ”

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"Ah, it's been a busy day, and it's cool to be washed with hot water!"

Tianwei turned the water temperature to the highest, and the thick stream of water spewed out of the mouth of the pipe and rushed to Tianwei's back. The water splashed in all directions, and several prisoners around Tianwei who were unfortunately splashed instantly let out a miserable scream.

"Ahh It's hot! ”

"I'll go, monster, the temperature of the water is burning off my skin! He even took this for a bath......"

Seeing the expressions of the people around him who dared to be angry and did not dare to speak, Tianwei immediately laughed at the flow of water, and then he scratched his head, showed an apologetic expression and said, "Ah, that's embarrassing!" ”

With a flush of hot water, Tianwei felt that the fatigue in his body disappeared in an instant, and even the various mites on his body were burned to death and washed away.

Satisfied, he turned off the faucet, Tianwei picked up the bathtub and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute!" At this moment, a man who looked to be about twenty years old pointed to Tianwei's feet and said, "Brother, your soap is off." ”

Tianwei's cheeks twitched.

This kind of familiar bridge, won't it......

Tianwei immediately retreated as if he had come to his senses, smiling and convulsing, "Well, this is your soap." ”

"No, it's your soap."

"Your soap!"

"No, it's your soap!"

……

What kind of trouble is it to pick up a soap and make it like an Ada advertisement!

At this moment, Tianwei was already fully aware of the other party's dirty thoughts. As soon as he looked up, he saw that there were many obscene uncles around him, their eyes shining, as if they were waiting for some kind of opportunity.

In this situation where there is a wolf in front and a tiger in the back, and there is a brother on the left and a right attack, Tianwei is not afraid of danger and sacrifices his last killing move unhurriedly.

"I'm sorry, I used shower gel. Wash and wash healthier! ”

There was an instant silence around them, and then they all shouted: "The ad is wrong, ah, hey!" ”

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The syllabus was destroyed by Mr. AB again......

From the exposure of Payne's identity, to the resurrection of Madara Uchiha, to the prince's rubbing of the balls and breaking the Obito mask, the resurrection of the Ten Tails, and the appearance of the six ...... Except for the first one who was not caught up by Iso-kun, due to the inability to update the high-school life guide of Iso-kun in the past three years, the remaining syllabus collapse events have all caught up with Youmu You!

A few years ago, especially three years ago, n many authors were slapped in the face after writing, and now I see those predecessors who said that the fourth generation is the final boss in the early days, and I instantly hear the slap and slap! The outline is always changing back and forth, and when I see that what I wrote before can't be changed, I can only find a way to connect it, and I collapsed in an instant!

The writing was originally unsatisfactory, and in addition to writing about the Hokage, a fandom who kept digging holes......

It's a slow time to write, but let's write it and cherish it......

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