"Is there a telescope?!" Yang Yi leaned on the window to occupy the favorable terrain and wiped his saliva uncontrollably.

The fat man next to him woke up like a dream, opened the suitcase with a scream, took out a pair of high-powered binoculars, and his face was full of pride.

"Damn, let me casually tell you that you are really ready?" Yang Yi was amazed as if he had discovered a new world.

Is this fat man here to go to school or specifically to peep?

The fat man laughed, and the fat trembled: "You can't imagine it, when I found out that our dormitory was facing the girls' dormitory, I took it from a senior at a high price, and it cost me a thousand yuan." ”

The awesome life doesn't need to be explained, and the three of them are all admired by the fat man's foresight, this guy is by no means a simple-minded person with developed limbs.

"Fatty, I have to be convinced by your wisdom." Yang Yi patted Sun Qiang's shoulder.

The fat man was very proud, like a primary school student who won the certificate of merit of the three good students: "I know, my foresight and strategic strategy let you worship, I also think that I have the aura of the protagonist, the tiger body shocked the breath of the king and leaked, you suddenly have the meaning of worshiping me as the eldest brother, rest assured, I cover you three little brothers." ”

The fat man patted his chest and made a guarantee, and the fat all trembled, and everyone was worried about his fat.

"No, I mean why do you just want to buy one, you should buy four, now it's okay, we don't have enough points." Yang Yi shook his head and sighed, and Luo Jun and Fan Tao also nodded in agreement.

"Uh...... This...... It's easy to do, whoever grabs it is whom. The fat man said, clutching the telescope in his hand tightly.

"Don't rob, don't rob!" Yang Yi suddenly screamed, making the fat man tremble, and the telescope in his hand fell to the ground.

Yang Yi snatched the binoculars and lay on the window like a gecko, staring directly at the girl opposite.

It's okay to stare at the fat man's big eyes?!

A beautiful black hair fluttering in the wind, a distant mountain-like phoenix eyebrows, a pair of bright eyes like stars like the bright moon, a beautiful nose, peach cheeks with anger, small two-petal cherry lips, white skin like clotted fat blush halos, tender skin like soft honey, and a beautiful posture.

The girl is in the prime of life, and her whole body exudes the breath of youth, probably after being exposed to the sun for a while, the girl's face is red and seductive.

Yang Yi watched carefully for two minutes, but unfortunately he couldn't see the slightest spring light, the wind on the roof of the building was not small, but the girl's skirt was also pressed very well, and he didn't see what color Xiao Nene was.

As if feeling the gaze of her eyes, the girl stopped the paintbrush in her hand, glanced around, and suddenly saw a group of perverts in the 616 bedroom, the girl smiled, bent down and groped beside her.

Yang Yi had a bad feeling in his heart, he hurriedly put down the telescope, and the fat man on the side grabbed it impatiently in his hand, and his movements were fast, not proportional to his figure at all.

The fat man only glanced at it, and suddenly shouted: "Damn, you can see it so clearly, a thousand yuan is really worth it." ”

The sound seemed so loud that the girl on the roof opposite heard it, and the girl turned around and smiled at the fat man, who lost half of his body.

"It's so beautiful, I'm going to ...... Ah......h

"What's wrong?" Everyone wondered, I was looking good just now, how did I cover my eyes now.

Mo is not that the girl is too beautiful, stabbing the fat man 24K aluminum alloy dog eyes.

The fat man said bitterly: "She, she doesn't know what to shine on me......"

Yang Yi and the others looked out the window together, and at a glance they saw the girl holding a small mirror in her hand, shaking it around proudly, and then twisting her ass and leaving three times.

The three of them sweated together, especially Yang Yi, whose eyes were full of sympathy when he looked at the fat man.

Today's girls, it's really hard to mess with, didn't they just look at you twice? There will be no missing piece of meat, and he will carry an anti-wolf weapon with him, and look at the fat man in our family.

"Fatty, rest in peace, who made you scream, don't you understand the truth of getting rich?" Yang Yi patted the fat man's shoulder, and thanked Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan very much in his heart.

After living with these two beauties for a few days, Yang Yi's immunity to beauties has significantly improved.

"Don't look at it next time, I'll show you your share......" Babyface said to the fat man.

"Fat brother, why don't we sell the telescope for 100 yuan, although my family is poor, I can still afford 100 yuan, I will accept it." Fan Tao's face was sincere.

The fat man was relieved at this moment, and the brief blindness just now made him sweat coldly, and his shirt was soaked.

"Damn, you're with me?!" The fat man pointed at Yang Yi and scolded angrily, and his little eyes were about to burst into flames.

Yang Yi waved his hand: "I just wanted to remind you to come, but I didn't expect your hand to be so fast, I want to say it's too late." ”

Although Yang Yi explained in every possible way, the fat man obviously held a grudge against him, and the former was helpless, but he didn't expect that he would be estranged from the people in the dormitory just after coming for so long.

But he didn't get angry, but admired the fat man's daring to love and hate, a freshman who had just entered the university, his mind was still very simple, and he would show it if he didn't like it, and he would never hide it in his heart and stumble behind his back.

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while, Fan Tao slapped the table and shouted: "The paralyzed ones are all harmed by that girl, and Lao Tzu went to abolish her." ”

"How are you going to abolish her?!" Luo Jundao.

"Uh...... Rape first, then kill, then rape and then kill......" Fan Tao held back for a long time.

Luo Jun's eyes lit up: "How can such a good thing not bring me, you ask that girl outside, I will give you the first shot for you, how about it?!" ”

"Forget it, forget it......"

Fan Tao is also a verbal giant and a dwarf in action, but after being teased and teased by the two of them a few times, the embarrassing atmosphere was somewhat relieved.

The fat man had a cold face and looked around at the crowd: "Continue the morning meeting, new classmate, you are a member of the dormitory, come and participate too." ”

Fat Sun Qiang's style didn't seem to take what had just happened to heart, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts, but then they realized that they were wrong.

"It's been five days since school started, I was elected by everyone to be the head of the dormitory, and the hygiene of the dormitory needs to be distributed.

The first cleaning in five days, obviously a lot of work, the floor of the dormitory is full of junk food packaging bags, the corners are also full of property left by the previous seniors, and the dust on the floor can be picked off.

This kind of workload will take an hour or two, and the fat man is called an important person to Yang Yi, so it is better to find him a drudgery.

Fan Tao muttered a few times and wanted to say something, but he still lowered his head in the face of the fat man's fierce gaze.

"Okay, I'm fine." Yang Yi nodded expressionlessly, for the sake of friendship between classmates, what if we take a step back?!