"Wow!"

Just as I was about to forcibly stop Tian Jingjing's shameful act, she suddenly jumped up, holding four bills in her hand, dancing with her hands.

Just four?! No way! There was still a big pile of hundred-dollar bills in the drawer, why didn't she take it? Since you want to rob, you are hungry and don't choose food, how can you still pick and choose? Tian Jingjing, a robber, is too elegant, right?

What's going on? Crazy crazy, she won't be too stimulated, really crazy, right?

"Stop, don't move!"

With a loud shout, the muzzles of five or six black holes were aimed at me and Tian Jingjing.

Yo, that's fast! It's only been 10 minutes since someone reported the crime. It's over, and the quiet life is ruined. Although Jing Jing only took 400 yuan, this was a robbery, not a theft, and it was enough for her to eat in prison for three or four years.

"Hands up!"

A voice, even vicious.

Quietly frowning, and wanting to say something, I hurriedly gave her a look. This is not the place to plead, and she can't plead. Dozens of pairs of eyes, all of them could be seen clearly just now. Also, there are cameras in the supermarket, and her every move is all recorded. What's even worse is that she is still holding the stolen banknotes in her hands. Jing Jing is the main culprit, I am an accomplice, the physical evidence is all there, and the evidence is ironclad! I obediently raised my hands, quietly and reluctantly.

The police rushed up and handcuffed me and Jingjing. Hehe, we have never held hands, but now our two hands are forcibly handcuffed together. Are the police creating opportunities for me? Hehe. It's a pity that I don't need such an opportunity.

"Sister Jingjing, Brother Tofu!"

Just as Jingjing and I were invited to the car, I heard the rapid shouting of dimples behind me. The shouting was accompanied by the sound of messy footsteps.

I looked back and saw that six people, including Little Dimple and Fang Fangmu, were running towards me. Leading the way was dimples, and she held her hands high. She still seems to be holding something in her hand. Go back, I'll be fine, soon. Three or four years later, I'm still a good man. I am willing to share hardships with my beloved, even if it is ten or twenty years of suffering.

"Look at what? Get in! ”

A policeman yelled at me viciously.

I was so upset that I was in handcuffs in front of all the beautiful women that only a prisoner would wear. Shame, my image is ruined. Quietly, without remorse, even with a smile on her face.

It's weird, she still laughs! Do you think handcuffs are gold bracelets? It's insane!

"Ah...... sir, and ...... Slow! ”

The little dimple was out of breath and shook his raised hand.

"Husband, how can they treat you like this?!"

Fang Fangmu rushed up and grabbed my handcuffed hand with both hands. Her face was weeping, as if I was going to the execution ground now.

"It's okay, it's just a prison meal for three or four years." I comforted her, laughing and laughing at myself, "It's free, you don't have to pay." ”

"Husband, it's all like this, you can still laugh at it, woo ......."

Fang Fangmu, who has always been strong, actually cried.

"Comrade officer, this is a misunderstanding."

Sister Xu walked up to a police officer who looked like a police officer and explained.

"Hmph, what misunderstanding? It's obviously a robbery, and the evidence is ironclad! The policeman looked at Sister Xu and said categorically.

"Ah sir, it's really a misunderstanding! They will never rob. "Sister Lei also walked up and tried her best to defend me.

"Spread all of you for me, and then surround us, and accuse you of obstructing official business, and handcuff you together!" The police officer who took the lead did not show any affection and was very fierce.

Jingjing and I are robbers, and they actually came to plead with dimples, and they surrounded the police and didn't let them go. If it weren't for the dimples, they were all as beautiful as fairies, I think the police would have run out of patience a long time ago.

"Sir, look!" Little Dimple opened a note in his hand and said, "There is a reason for it, they are not a robbery, it is really just a misunderstanding." ”

Instead of immediately taking the note from the dimple, the officer swept the dimple from head to toe. Finally, his gaze finally stayed on the note.

The note was yellow, presumably preserved for many years, but it was intact and had not been bitten by cockroaches or any insects. Jing Jing saw the note from a distance and was very surprised. What kind of note is this? What is written on it? Quietly saw the note, why this expression?

"Little dimple, quickly put away the note, don't break it!" The usual ladylike silence opened her throat and shouted.

"Hmph, little girl, I thought you got the pardon from somewhere, it turned out to be a broken note." The officer snorted coldly, then smiled wryly.

"Ah sir, listen to my explanation, this note is more effective than the amnesty order." Seeing that the officer was not impressed by the note, Dimple was anxious.

"Nonsense, get in the car!" The policeman made a straight face and shouted: "Stop them!" ”

Jingjing and I were forced into the police car by the police.

"Brother Tofu!"

"Husband!"

"Tofu!"

……

Behind me, there was the cry of a group of girls. Funeral?! Hey, I'm not dead yet, why are you crying?! Jing Jing and I were locked up in the police car, and the dimples were shouting behind the police car and chasing after them.

Silly, you guys! This is a car, four wheels, and you, with two legs, can you catch up? Even if they catch up, what can they do? If you don't get it right, you will be dragged into prison by the police, why bother?!.

"Stop chasing, bunch of fools!" I felt sorry for them and shouted out the window.

"Shut up!"

A policeman glared at me viciously, as if he was going to swallow me alive.

If I'm any more restless, I'm afraid he'll be rough. Anyway, it's useless to shout, they won't hear it. Even if you hear it, you won't stop catching up.

The gates of the police station are wide open, and police cars are unimpeded. In a year, I went to the police station three times, and the first two times, I was in danger. But this time, I couldn't have been so lucky. Walking out of this gate is to send me "up the mountain".

"Yo, hehe, why are you again?!"

As soon as I got out of the car, a man rushed up to me and said with a smile. Schadenfreude guys, shut up! Who is this guy? How do you know me? Why did he come up with the word "again"?

I looked up and saw a policeman in his early forties, smiling at me. His laughter was full of evil thoughts. In his head, he must have been thinking about how to torture me. But I have no grievances with him?!, I searched hard in my mind. But in my memory, there is not the slightest trace of him. Who the hell is this guy, it's weird!

"What's wrong? Don't know me anymore?! Last time you stole your phone, you got caught. You pretended to be crazy and stupid, deceived me, and escaped the punishment of the law. This time, do you want to slip away? Not to mention the door, not even the window! ”

Seeing that I wasn't confused, this guy simply exposed my old bottom. As he spoke, he stared at it quietly. His eyes told me: Hey, such a beautiful girl, it's a pity to follow such a scumbag.

"You steal your phone?" Jing Jing was surprised, staring at me, waiting for me to explain.

"It's not because of you?!" I was not angry and went back.

When I talk about last year's ordeal, I can't get angry. If she hadn't ruthlessly abandoned me, would I have been so depressed last year? And as for being sent here as a thief?

"For me?!" Jing Jing was even more surprised, pointing at herself, not believing my words at all.

"Hmph, hum!" I just sneered and didn't want to explain more.

The past is unbearable! Helpless not to think, unforgettable.

"I thought you were just sloppy, but I didn't expect you to be a person who steals chickens and dogs!" Seeing that I was speechless, Jing Jing was very disappointed, and sighed: "I've known you for two years, but I didn't know that you were a gentleman on the beam!" Hey, I'm really blind. ”

Yo, she's blind? Didn't I even lose my eyeballs? Even if I'm really a thief, I'm just stealing. And what about her, openly robbed! Whether it is the means or the thoughts, I don't know how many times worse than me! What she did tonight, I saw with my own eyes. It's strange that she's already in here, and she's pretending to be innocent. I took it, I really took it!

"Beauty, why don't you follow anyone, why do you follow this kind of scum?" The police officer shook his head, very sorry: "Hey, in terms of appearance, he is very ordinary. In terms of talent, he is a mediocre talent. In terms of character, he is immoral and incompetent. There are many good men in the world, and you prefer this kind of bastard. ”

"Hey, shut up!" Jing Jing glared at the police officer and said angrily, "Don't confuse me with this kind of bastard!" I have nothing to do with him! He is him, I am me, we don't know each other, we just meet in the water. ”

Quietly squinting his eyes, despising me. She wants to dissociate herself from me, but there are no three hundred taels of silver here, can you say clearly? The police didn't hear her conversation with me just now? Could it be that their ears are just decorations? It's ridiculous!

"Let us in!"

"I want to see my husband! He was wronged! ”

"Officer, this is definitely a misunderstanding, a big misunderstanding!"

"Have you had enough? If you continue to mess around like this, you can blame me for being ruthless and arrest them all! ”

……

"Catch it, I'm going to share the weal and woe with my husband!"

"I'm going to go with tofu too! He suffered, and I will suffer with him! ”

……

Outside the police station, several female voices, clamoring and shouting, wanted to break in. Hey, they're so naïve! This is a police station, not a vegetable market for bargaining, where you can negotiate or bargain. If you make such a fuss, you can only put yourself in it.

"Sir, let me go out and persuade them, okay?"

The dimples caused a headache for the police, so I took the initiative to ask for help.

"Hmph, forget it!" Before the police could answer, Jing Jing spoke first: "They are so stupid, just like me, they are too naïve." They, like me, have been deceived by your honest appearance! Running to the police station to avenge a habitual thief is really ignorant and pitiful. ”

Quietly sneering. Who is she to sarcastically mock me, and who is to pity the dimples? Do you think you are still my former noble and elegant Tian Jingjing, who has an excellent temperament? Two years of good impressions, one night, all ruined.

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