Chapter 25: The Proper Way to Eat Dark Cuisine
In the 48th year of Konoha, a disaster known as the Night of the Tailed Beast broke out in Konoha Village. The Nine-Tails and the Four-Tails appeared in Konoha one after another, and the existence of the two strategic weapon-level beings was flanked on both sides, and their wreaking havoc almost brought disaster to Konoha Village.
Thousands of elite ninjas died in the catastrophe, countless shops and houses collapsed and destroyed, and most of the village was reduced to rubble. Konoha Village, which had just finished World War III, was devastated by this, its economy and military were devastated, and the advantages brought by the victory in the war were wiped out overnight.
Another piece of news shocked the ninja world: the leader of Konoha Village, the fourth generation of Hokage Wave Feng Shuimen, sealed the Nine-Tails at the cost of his life in order to protect Konoha in this disaster, and died heroically at the age of 24.
The news immediately caused a major earthquake in the ninja world. Just a serious injury can make people have some scruples, and the leaderless group of dragons caused by the death of the leader directly makes all parties ready to move. A village that is empty internally and has lost its leader can only be a plate of scattered sand in front of the ninja armies of other countries.
For a while, in addition to the Wuyin Village, which was still in the midst of the civil war, Yanyin Village, Yunyin Village, and even the Shayin Village, which was still in the alliance, and the weak Caoyin Village, Yuyin Village, Xingyin Village, etc., all focused their eyes on Konoha Village. Everyone is waiting for the other party to strike first, and they will strike later, the weak ninja village hopes to get a piece of the pie in the destruction of Konoha, the number one ninja village, while the other three ninja villages are planning how to grab the biggest cake for their village.
The ninja world, which had just stabilized due to the end of the war, was once again in turmoil.
Just when the situation in the ninja world was about to erupt, the abdicated three generations of Hokage quickly announced his comeback, and with the support of the villagers, he successfully took over the Hokage's position.
After the third generation entered the palace, with the prestige accumulated in the reign of more than 30 years, the civilians in the village were summoned and mobilized to be responsible for the reconstruction of the village, and the old and weak women and children were responsible for logistics, and at the same time stopped accepting all tasks.
And when all the dust settled, Tianwei also attracted the peace of life in the days of peace.
Walking home with a depressed face, Tianwei looked up to the sky at 45 degrees and sighed.
Today, he and Kakashi, Obito explained many times that the scene they had in the hospital that day was completely accidental, only to see Kakashi nodding his head after listening to it, and the sound of "uh-huh-" came out of his mouth.
Just when Deni thought that Kakashi accepted his explanation, he didn't want Kakashi's next sentence to make him angry enough.
"Wellβthe explanation is a cover-up."
Then Obito said, "Once upon a time there was a child who always shouted that the wolf was coming. As a result, the wolf really came, and no one believed the child when he shouted again, so he was eaten by the wolf. This story teaches us that we can't always lie as human beings. So, just tell the truth! β
Tianwei almost vomited blood in anger, the story of the wolf coming was originally told to Obito in order to educate Obito not to make excuses for being late. As a result, not only did it not work, but it was used by the soil to treat others in their own way......
"What's the relationship between the two? I'm not lying......"
Kakashi: "You dare to say there hasn't been a similar situation before?" β
"That was three years ago......
Obito: "The three-year interval is not long, do you want this to happen every year?" β
"Of course not."
Kakashi: "That's right, you want it to happen every day. β
"......" Tianwei almost didn't catch his breath, "What, wasn't it here to save people at that time?" β
Obito: "Last time it was to save people, this time it was an accident, why do you have as many reasons as I was late?" β
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Seeing that Obito made a sacrificial blow that ended up together, Tianwei had nothing to say.
"So ......"
The two stepped forward together and patted Tianwei's shoulder: "You just admit it, dead sister control!" β
Tianwei sighed, lowered his head, and his whole body turned white like surrender.
Later, when he went to the hospital for a follow-up visit, he found that Shizune looked at him strangely, while Lin had a look of wanting to speak.
Feed! That's enough!
When Tianwei returned home, he heard his father ask, "Have you had a follow-up visit?" How's it going? β
"I've fully recovered, all that's left is recuperation and recovery training." Tianwei spread out his hands and said secretly in his heart: In fact, according to the old man of the Six Dao, that blood disease is just a trial. If you survive and have an eternal kaleidoscope and a body of a thousand hands, you can open the eye of reincarnation.
"Hmm." Yixing didn't raise his head, continued to look at the newspaper and asked, "How does the reincarnation eye feel?" β
Tianwei sat opposite Yixing: "It's very good, but the consumption is a little bigger, and I always feel hungry." β
At that moment, my sister brought a plate of pastries to the table.
"Suzu, what is this?"
"This is what my mother taught me to make." Suzu put her hands behind her back and said with a smiling little face with a bit of pride, "Dad and brother should come and try it!" β
Yixing put down the newspaper and looked at Tianwei, both of them seeing disbelief in each other's eyes.
No way! What seems like such a normal snack could be made by Suzu, a coke maker? It's not scientific!
It looks delicious......
However, after remembering that the last time the bento that was directly received by the bell was bento in various senses, Tianwei still couldn't help but feel a chill in his back.
But it's better to try it. Maybe this girl has a talent for making dim sum......
Tianwei picked up a piece and took a bite.
The moment you eat the pastry, a strong flavor explodes on the tip of your tongue and spreads like water throughout your body.
It's so salty!
You ask Tianwei what his tongue feels like now? You only have to go to the kitchen and take a sip of dark soy sauce to know you!
This girl definitely sprinkled salt as white sugar!
Holding back the desire to spit out, he swallowed the super-salted pastry into his stomach, Tianwei glanced at Yixing who was observing him on the other side, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.
It is absolutely necessary to let this unscrupulous father also feel the power of this new type of biological and chemical weapon, and he can't just make me suffer!
Go up to "thanksgiving" your father!
With such an idea, Tianwei let go of his slightly frowning brows, stretched out a very natural smile and said, "It's delicious!" β
"Really?"
Tianwei looked at Ling without blushing and heartbeat, looked at the little girl's pair of watery eyes, and nodded seriously: "Hmm! β
"Whew, that's great!"
Suzu breathed a sigh of relief, then turned around lightly and ran to the kitchen with a smile.
Looking at his sister's brisk pace, Tianwei's heart recalled his previous life, when he cheered when he learned that he had done well in the exam after a long wait.
Yixing glanced at Tianwei with a little deep meaning, and the moment his gaze fell on Tianwei, Tianwei had the feeling of playing tricks in front of Naruto, playing pretending in front of Sasuke, showing horror in front of Payne, and talking about gambling money in front of Tsunade...... Well, the last one can be removed.
Sure enough, the corners of Yixing's mouth hooked slightly, and he said silently with his lips: You want to lie to me? Sample, you're still a little tender.
The expression on Tianwei's face did not change, as if he didn't see Yixing's lips, he quietly bit down on the remaining pastry in his hand, and then chewed it about ten times in a row before swallowing the contents of his mouth with a look of enjoyment.
"Well, it tastes really good! Dad, come and try it too! β
After eating the small piece of pastry left in his hand, Tianwei picked up the second piece, followed by the third piece, and then the fourth piece...... And every bite is swallowed after chewing carefully in the mouth, and the face has not changed at all during the period.
At first, Yixing didn't care, but when Tianwei picked up the third pastry, his eyes suddenly froze. Then Tianwei actually ate four pastries in a row, and every bite was carefully chewed, carefully tasted the taste, and squinted his eyes, as if he was enjoying the deliciousness, Yixing's heart began to waver?
Could it be that I'm thinking too much?
At this time, the fifth piece of pastry entered his stomach, Tianwei took a sip of water, and then went to grab the sixth piece.
Yixing put down the newspaper and picked up a piece from the plate: "Well, I'll taste it too......"
As soon as he took a bite, the pastry just landed on his tongue, and Yixing's face was as colorful as if he had opened a dyeing shop, both red and green.
Quickly grabbed the water cup on the table and poured a mouthful of water into his mouth, avoiding making more gaffes in front of his children.
It's so salty! I feel like my taste buds have lost sensation!
"Dad? How does it taste? β
Yixing raised his head, his eyes were full of gloom and glared at Tianwei, looking at his son's harmless smile, Yixing especially hoped that time could be turned back ten years, so that he could pick up the bad boy in front of him and beat him in the ass!
"It tastes good...... "Dad said through gritted teeth.
"If it tastes good, I'll eat it again!" Tianwei was already jubilant in his heart, but he still held back a smile on the surface and said with a serious face.
"You kid......"
Hearing his father's annoyed but helpless voice, Tianwei couldn't bear it anymore, and the joy after the plan was successful came to his heart, and he chuckled weakly, and reached out to pick up another piece of pastry.
However, at the moment when Tianwei bit down, Yixing suddenly raised his head, and a pair of eyes had already turned into writing wheels. The three black magatama swirled at high speed in the scarlet pupils, and in the blink of an eye, they had completed the reconnaissance, analysis, and copying of Tianwei.
"I see...... I was put up for a trick like yours! β
Yixing took a big bite of the pastry in his hand, but this time, he swallowed it directly like his son, and then made a chewing and swallowing motion: "This method is quite good!" β
Thanks to the personal demonstration of the store manager and Kaneki, two Tokyo foodies, the lost lambs found the right way to eat dark food!
"What! You can also use this for writing wheels! Tianwei was stunned by the sudden change, and then reacted, pointing at Yixing with one hand and complaining, "Dad! You cheat! β
"Humph!" Yixing scoffed at this: "Writing wheel eyes can't be considered cheating, can it be called cheating for ninja things?" β
"Poof!" Hearing such familiar and shameless words, Tianwei almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
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I would like to pay tribute to the meows incinerated by the Ministry of Incineration in this chapter!