Chapter 286: Night Fight Two Demons
"Hahaha!"
Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter, loud and rough, as if it was not coming in from outside the door, but inside the house, as if it was right behind it! There is no TV in Tang Mufang's hall, and there is no computer in the room. Could it be the ringtone of her phone? No! The ringtone of her mobile phone is Jacky Cheung's "I'll Wait for the Flowers to Thank You", which is a sad love song, how can there be a smug laugh, and the laughter is very arrogant. My phone ringtone was a tune, no voices, no laughter.
"Uhhh Bean curd! ”
Tang Mufang let out a cry of surprise and screamed.
I looked back, and oh my God, two demons were standing behind us, less than three meters away from us. One of them is a ruffian, and the other is Hong Tie Leg, with hideous faces! How did the dog stuff get in? This is the twentieth floor, nearly seventy meters from the ground, and more than thirty meters from the thirtieth floor on the roof! Are they like two flies, with a pair of wings?
"Don't struggle for nothing! The door is blocked, the bones of jumping out of the window are incomplete, and they can't escape from the palms of our hands, so you obediently suffer death! The ruffian smiled grimly, and suddenly slammed his palm on the dining table.
Smack!
Squeak!
The dining table cracked and was split in half. The two-inch-thick Kenmu was easily split by him! The explosiveness of this guy is really terrifying!
Click!
Hong Tie's leg kicked on the table foot, and Xianmu, who was as thick as his arm, broke into two, split into two, and rushed straight towards Tang Mufang. Tang Mufang half-leaned on me. These two wooden sticks, the disconnection is very sharp, if they are beaten, they are not crippled, but also useless! I pushed Tang Mufang, who was still in a daze, to the left, pushed her aside, kicked her sideways, slammed twice, and kicked on the two wooden sticks. The wooden stick returned the same way and caught Hong Tie's leg by surprise.
But unfortunately, the part hit by the two wooden sticks turned out to be the prosthetic leg of Hong Tie's leg! And his prosthetic leg, made of stainless steel, only emits two screeching sounds.
"Yo, Tofu, I didn't expect you to have two more, and it really deserves its reputation!" He gave a thumbs up, amazed at my skills.
"Hmph, carving insect skills!"
Before Hong Tie Legs could finish speaking, Iron Legs had already flown up and came straight to my lower abdomen.
"Tofu, be careful! His doglegs are retractable! Tang Mufang on the side screamed and warned me seriously.
What the? Can it be retracted?! This guy is really armed to the teeth! A prosthetic leg is actually installed with a wishful telescopic like an antenna! I don't know how long it is, so I can't rush it. It's better to avoid the edge and wait for the opportunity to attack. I kicked on my toes and flew into the air, like a white crane drying its wings.
Boom!
The prosthetic leg stabbed against the wooden door behind me, and a stream of blood splattered out.
Ahh
I was amazed by a scream. What kind of blood is this? Where did it come from? Tang Mufang on the side was even more dumbfounded. The wooden door is not two inches thick, it should be an inch and a half, and its wood is longan wood, which is quite hard.
"Stupid!" Hong Tie scolded and scolded, not knowing who he was cursing.
"Stupid donkey! What are you doing with the wooden door?! The ruffian also joined in the swearing.
Wow, I didn't expect there to be an accomplice outside the door! Aiding the abuse, deserving it! Death is too good for him! It turns out that the accomplices outside the door are trying to attract our attention so that these two demons can break through the window and enter such cunning enemies!
Due to the excessive force, the door leaf was penetrated, and Hong Tie's prosthetic leg was too deep and stuck, and it could not be pulled out for a while. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, I once soared into the air, put my horns together in one place, and swooped down fiercely towards Hong Tie's thighs!
Click!
"Ouch!"
The crisp sound of bones breaking was very pleasant, and the sound of the demon screaming was very pleasant. Hong Tie's legs were planted on the marble floor, and his nose and face were swollen. I stepped forward and tried to beat the water dog, and flew up at the guy's face. However, with a snap, my leg did not kick Hong Tie's leg, but kicked it on the palm of the ruffian's palm.
In order to save his accomplices, this guy actually fought with his arms and thighs! Hmph, I don't even look at who I am, I overestimate myself so much. He has five fingers, and I'm afraid it's already broken. However, it's not this guy who is overestimated, it's me. Not only was this guy unscathed, but his palm was raised, and one of them turned into a knife and slashed at my calf before I could retract it.
It's too late to hide. Facing the difficulties, there is nothing that can be done! He's got a lot of hands, and I've seen it just now. My calves are made of meat, not wood. And the palm of this guy is as easy as splitting water tofu, which is ten or twenty times harder than ordinary wood. I can only watch my calves being ruined by this! It's tragic!
Phew!
Suddenly, with a roar, a heavy wooden board smashed down on the ruffian's head. The guy was stunned, and the plank suddenly became fragments. However, this guy was even worse, he was smashed on the head and bled out, and he was dizzy. Thankfully, my calf was saved, and it was a bit more than shaving my head! This sound was roared by Tang Mufang, who had woken up, and this explosive power was also burst out by her!
"Tofu, are you alright?" Tang Mufang threw away the fragments in her hand and rushed up to check my legs and feet.
"It's okay! How can I be okay with you? I patted her on the cheek and smiled.
Pooh!
Tang Mufang gave me a sweet kiss in return and smiled sweetly.
Treat all reservoir dogs, there can be no slightest soft-heartedness and soft-handedness, and they must be beaten to death. Otherwise, once it climbs ashore, it's all about us. Tang Mufang and I were not celebrating yet, so we hugged each other early, and we couldn't help but be happy too early.
The ruffian who was stumbling just now and was about to fall down actually came to his senses at this time, raised his palm, which was more powerful than a big knife, and slashed it down at the back of Tang Mufang's head. I hugged Tang Mufang tightly with both hands, spun on the spot, and dodged the edge. But the tip of my palm still split my shirt in half from behind, and there seemed to be a burning heat burning on my back. I reached out and touched it, and put my hand in front of me. Oh my God, my fingertips are dyed red.
If I move forward a little further, I'm afraid my spine will be split in half, and this guy's iron palm is really powerful. My exclamation was broken by a trivial sound, coming from under my feet. I looked down and looked, oh my God, Hong Tie's legs actually crawled under my feet. His stainless steel prosthetic legs were sweeping towards my feet. Ignoring the stinging pain of the broken leg, this guy stubbornly resisted.
In front is a ruffian, behind is Hong Tie's legs, you can't advance, you can't retreat. The worst thing is that the ruffian in front of him is also desperate, and he flew towards us. And Tang Mufang and I were still hugging each other tightly, and for a while, we couldn't separate. I had to jump up with Tang Mufang in my arms.
"Shut up!"
I yelled at Tang Mufang, and my calves were hooked. Tang Mufang was very alert, her legs were wide open, and she came with a big straight leg.
Whew!
Hong Tie's prosthetic leg roared away, and with a bang, it hit one of the calves of the ruffian who rushed up! The ruffian stumbled and fell to the ground.
"Ouch, it hurts me!" The ruffian clasped his stump and screamed.
"Third brother, why did you get up?" Hong Tiejiao also complained bitterly.
What the ruffian is best at is his pair of iron palms, and it is said that he rarely comes out of his feet. But for some reason, he actually attacked me like this. Unexpectedly, he stole chickens and rice!
"Am I not homeopathic? Come up with surprises! Ouch! You bastard, you've hurt me! The ruffian who had been beaten screamed and complained about his accomplices.
"How do I know, prosthetic legs don't have eyes!" Hong Tie, who had done something wrong, still had a hard mouth, and actually bumped into the ruffian.
Boom!
With a loud bang, a dinner table foot hit the other leg of Hong Tie's leg hard.
"Ahh
Hong Tie was defenseless, rolling on the ground, screaming.
"Bastard, usually Lao Tzu has already let you very much, but I didn't expect you to be narrow-minded and so small-minded, and dare to plot against me! Hum! The ruffian gritted his teeth, and when I was not paying attention, he saw the foot of the table in his hand and threw it at me.
This time, without much strength and without hitting high, I easily dodged. Tang Mufang angrily picked up the fallen dinner table foot, rushed up, and slammed down on the ruffian who was lying on the ground. The ruffian palm can't dodge, so he can only meet it with both palms. Tang Mufang's momentum is very strong, how can this guy's hands resist it? I was thinking about having a good show, but I didn't expect that the wooden stick in Tang Mufang's hand was cut into several pieces. This guy's strength still exists, and he is still trapped in the beast.
"Go away!" I picked up the other table leg and pushed Tang Mufang away with one hand.
Tang Mufang angrily threw the small piece of wooden stick that remained in his hand towards the ruffian's palm. But it's a pity that it was resisted by the ruffian's palm again. Taking advantage of the moment of resistance, I raised the wooden stick in my hand and smashed it into the skull of this guy. This time, I am strong and heavy, and I have the strength of a thousand catties!
Crackle!
After two sounds, the ruffian's head bloomed, and blood splattered everywhere! The ruffian snorted twice, his head tilted, and he ran out of gas! Seeing this, Hong Tie's legs on this side struggled in panic and wanted to get up. However, his legs have been broken, and even the stump is all scrapped, where can he still stand up? The most powerful thing about him is his legs, which are now all crippled, and he can only sit and wait to die. Knowing that he had only one way to die, he reached into his trouser pocket, presumably waiting for the death penalty.
"Tofu, be careful!" Tang Mufang suddenly exclaimed.
I was stunned and didn't know how to cope. This guy is already a waste, what else can he do to me?
"He's pulling out a gun!" Tang Mufang shouted loudly, and then rushed up from behind me. She stepped on Hong Tie's wrist with one lunge and one foot!
Boom!
With a loud bang, a stream of dirty blood came out from under Hong Tie's fart. Damn, you still want to plot against me when you die! The guy was still struggling, and I was so angry that I jumped up and stomped my feet down his temples. This is not to understand the hatred, and he stomped a few feet at his head again!
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