Chapter 293: Deadly Joke

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Tian Qingqing continued: "Next time, I'll change some more, and make one for my brother and younger brother, you don't have to worry about them going wild and wearing out your pants." Isn't the second aunt's family just her and the second uncle, let's compare her! I can't get used to her sè vigor the most! ”

Hao Lanxin sighed, and said in a lower tone: "Cough, this time, your second aunt can't get up." ”

Tian Qingqing heard that the tone was wrong, and when she turned her head, her mother's eyes were red, as if she had cried. Hurriedly threw two handfuls of firewood into the stove, leaned over and asked, "Mom, what's wrong?" What's wrong? ”

Hao Lanxin changed the surprise just now, and said in a low tone: "Qingqing, your second aunt is in trouble, and someone is dying." I'm crying at home right now. And your Aunt Guiliu, your Aunt Dafeng. Ahem, this is a trouble, I really didn't expect it. Qingqing, the Lala Huo'er meal is cooked, and I'll tell you about it when you go to the north house. As he spoke, tears rolled in his eyes.

Tian Qingqing saw that there was a situation, so she hurriedly pulled the fire pot, cleaned up the front of the stove, and led Tian Miaomiao to the North House.

Hao Lanxin said to Tian Qingqing with tears in her eyes.

It turns out that the problem lies in a dangerous play.

During the labor break, the members who did not have any entertainment activities flirted with each other and had fun.

Chen Yongfa's wife, An Fengzhen, has the sharpest mouth, and two or three women can't talk about her.

This morning, the production team planted summer sweet potatoes. It is a tiring task to travel far away to carry water, and the rest time in between is correspondingly longer.

There were no toilets in the vast fields, and the women solved their internal problems, and when there were no tall crops, they usually went to the nearby gourd ditch or grove, and if there were no two, they went to the other side of the cemetery, in short, as long as they lived in the shadow.

During the break, Wang Hongmei, Tian Dongjing, Tian Dafeng's daughter-in-law Niu Yujin and Chen Yongfa's daughter-in-law An Fengzhen were laughing while going to the cemetery for convenience.

Among the four people, only Tian Dongjing is not married, and the three married women are all sisters-in-law. An Fengzhen said as she spoke, and there was no door on her lips, and she said something that made Tian Dongjing blush.

Tian Dongjing was ashamed and ashamed, he couldn't say it, and he felt that it was too cheap An Fengzhen to endure it. So, he picked up Wang Hongmei and Niu Yujin, and used force to govern law and order Fengzhen.

Wang Hongmei and Niu Yujinzui are also tricky, but they are far worse than An Fengzhen. The two of them are tied up, and they can't say that they can't say that she is one. Seeing Tian Dongjing's mentions, he also wanted to have fun and relieve his anger.

So, the three of them hit it off, and when An Fengzhen didn't put on her pants after untying her hands, she tied her hands with the waistband of her pants and pressed her head into the crotch of her pants.

This is called "drilling the crotch", which is the product of collective labor during the production team at that time. During the labor break, a group of children are bored, so they try to find excitement.

Between the same sex, there is someone with an unclean mouth, and everyone can't say that she can't do it, so they use this method to "punish" her a little: call your mouth "shame" and let you smell your own shame.

The person who was drilled into the crotch of her pants was not convinced, and she went to another person who "punished" her, and also used the same method to "punish" her.

This one was not convinced, and used the same method to "retaliate".

The cycle went on and on, and later, it evolved into a "game" for no reason, and everyone laughed it off.

It should be noted that people in this period wore waistless pants. The waistband of the pants is wide and high, and the waistband of the average adult depends on the fat and thin, but most of them are above four feet. It's easy to lasso your head.

After An Fengzhen was covered with her head, she didn't mean to beg for mercy, and the meat ~ words slipped and slipped. Tian Dongjing was puzzled and said, "Say it, don't talk about it for a while, and then let you go." ”

Tian Dongjing, Wang Hongmei and Niu Yujin returned to the ground and sat down with everyone to rest.

This has happened in the past, and the purpose is to let the "punished" person receive a "lesson" for a while. When she was done, a man came and untied the belt from her hand, and the man was free.

The problem on this day was the division of labor that followed.

Tian Dongjing was originally carrying water, but as soon as the captain said that he started to work, he went to the well with a bucket.

Due to the lack of sweet potato seedlings, the captain asked Wang Hongmei and another member to go to other plots to cut sweet potato seedlings.

Afraid of nest work, the captain sent Niu Yujin to work in another field.

The three of them were in three places, and they all thought that the other two would go over and let An Fengzhen go, so they all did their own work, and no one went over.

When An Fengzhen was gone, the three of them asked each other, only to know that no one had released anyone. The three of them hurriedly ran there, pulled their pants off An Fengzhen's head, and the three of them were stupid: An Fengzhen's face was blue because of the long time in the bed, and she was out of breath.

"Didn't come back to it?" After listening to Hao Lanxin's story, Tian Qingqing asked anxiously.

Hao Lanxin: "No! Instead, the barefoot doctor was called. When people heard this, they didn't have a heartbeat, saying that they had already died. What else are you salvaging? ”

Tian Qingqing: "Then, she ...... Aunt Fa, where is it now? ”

"Pull went home. Your dad is there now. I'm only with your second aunt. Hao Lanxin said, blew her nose, and wiped a handful of tears: "Your second aunt is paralyzed from crying." I came back because I picked up Xiao Miaomiao. Ahem, that's miserable! Half the street ahead was filled with crying.

"I heard that your Aunt Jing just wants to hit the wall, and several people are guarding her with good eyes. Your aunt has left behind two children, one is five years old and the other is one and a half years old. Ahem, how do you spend your days? ”

Hao Lanxin said, tears flowing down again.

"Mom, I want to go to Aunt Fa's house." Tian Qingqing's eyes also welled up with tears.

An Fengzhen can speak well, and used to come to the house often. Tian Qingqing treats her very well, and what she admires the most is the struggle against the evil mother-in-law.

An Fengzhen's mother-in-law's surname is Kou, her name is Lan Ying, and she is known as Chen Kou. She is a famous "kou mother-in-law" on the front street, who is better than her grandmother Tian Lu's family, and scolds the street at every turn, and no one dares to mess with her on the front street. At home, he even said the same, and when it didn't go well, he scolded him, and his son and daughter-in-law rolled it together.

After An Fengzhen passed the door, she reasoned with her, but in exchange for more scolding.

Feng Zhen was scolded again in a hurry, picked up a kitchen knife and put it between herself and her mother-in-law, and said to her mother-in-law: "I married into your family to live, not to listen to your scolding." If you scold again, one of us will die. Say, are you going to hack me to death, or am I going to hack you to death? ”

Chen Koushi was frightened when he saw it, and hurriedly stopped scolding. And never dared to curse at home again.

The scolding was stopped, but Chen Koushi felt aggrieved. So he was "aggrieved" and came up with a problem: as long as she didn't follow her wishes, her eyes were closed, her body stopped, and she "fainted". If you don't call a barefoot doctor to stick needles, you won't wake up.

After waking up, he sued all over the street: how did the daughter-in-law make her angry, it was rescued by the barefoot doctor, if you don't believe it, ask the barefoot doctor!

An Fengzhen is a face-loving person. I feel that my mother-in-law does this, once or twice, and I can explain it to people. If this is the case, after a long time, people will inevitably suspect that they are indeed angry with their mother-in-law.

So, he asked for a three-edged needle from the barefoot doctor, and when Chen Kou's "fainted" again, he stabbed Chen Kou's people hard. Chen Koushi screamed "ah" and "woke up".

An Fengzhen smiled and said to Chen Koushi: "Mom, you are not sick or tired. I showed it to you, Mother God, and it was a demon that pounced on you. Mother God said that evil spirits are most afraid of needle. He gave me this three-edged needle with a spell.

"I didn't expect it to work, I stabbed the evil ghost away with a needle, and you woke up. Wow, as long as this happens, I'll use this needle to save you. ”

Chen Kou's upper lip hurt for several days. I was so scared that I didn't dare to play dead anymore. I am not my daughter-in-law's opponent, and I am honest, and my family has lived a peaceful life.

After the people in the village heard about it, they all said that An Fengzhen had the courage and knowledge, and put the evil mother-in-law who the neighbors didn't dare to provoke.

After Tian Qingqing heard about it, he was even more impressed. I thought: If my mother had half of this aunt, she wouldn't have been bullied for ten years.

Now such a shrewd, capable and eloquent mother of two children has lost her life in a dangerous play, Tian Qingqing feels that it is a pity! Space water has the effect of curing diseases and saving people, if it can save her life, even if it is a glimmer of life, it is better to wait for it to be slowly adjusted in the future.

Tian Qingqing thought about it like this, so he wanted to go there to have a look.

"It's not good to have an ugly face, you have nightmares at night. It is better for a child not to go to the house of a person who has died. Hao Lanxin persuaded.

Tian Qingqing pouted: "Isn't Dad here yet, I'll pick up Dad and take a look at Aunt Jing by the way." I like Aunt Jing the most. ”

Hao Lanxin saw Tian Qingqing say this, so she had no choice but to agree. took Tian Miaomiao in his arms and let Tian Qingqing go alone.

Tian Qingqing walked outside the gate, saw that there was no one in the alley, flashed into the space, and came to Chen Youfa's house under the shroud of the space wall.

After more than a year, Tian Qingqing basically knows everyone on the eighth team. also followed An Fengzhen to her house to play. I don't think this time it's yin and yang.

There were no children in the courtyard. Maybe he was called back to dinner, or maybe he didn't call at all. Anyway, it's deserted, and there is no excitement at all when a normal death is new.

An Fengzhen had already put on the old clothes and stopped on the spirit foil in the hall. The corpse was covered with a yellow mask, and a small offering table was placed on the ground above the head, on which were placed two plates of small snacks, and four sticks of incense were burned in the incense burner. On the south side of the spirit foil, an inverted "V" line is blocked with a blank, and there is paper ash inside, which seems to have burned the dark paper. (To be continued) RS