Chapter 291: "Urea Pants" (2)
The perpetrators of the teenage girl's murder have not yet been caught. Tian Qingqing still can't go out alone. Every day, he either followed Hao Lanxin to the field, or followed Tian Dalin around the vegetable garden. Pulling grass and digging wild vegetables.
The weather is hot, and I don't dare to play "missing" into the space to cool off, and the days are monotonous and boring.
"Mom, tomorrow is the big market in the city, I want to sell some eggs and sweep some flour."
Finally one day, Tian Qingqing couldn't bear the loneliness and asked Hao Lanxin.
Hao Lanxin shook her head: "The case hasn't been solved yet, you go out alone, and your mother is not at ease." ”
"The agriculture and forestry workstations in the city and Aunt Jin in the residential area are all buying my eggs. If I don't go, won't I lose my trust in them? On the big market day, there were many people on the road, and I took the black dog with me, and I didn't dare to be happy if there were bad guys. After speaking, he smiled and said, "If I run into him, I will just arrest him." ”
Hao Lanxin glanced at her: "Pure dreams." You can catch that villain, too. If you say that, your mother will be even more worried. ”
Tian Qingqing saw that her mother didn't spit out, so she hurriedly coaxed her. Snuggled in Hao Lanxin's arms, and said, "Mom, I promise I'm fine." Not a single hair is lost. He leaned closer to Hao Lanxin's ear and deliberately whispered, "I also plan to change you into urea pants like my second aunt!" ”
Hao Lanxin clicked on her Heavenly Spirit Cover and said with a smile: "Pure nonsense." People ask for it through the back door. Where do you go to get it? ”
Tian Qingqing also didn't give in: "As long as you let me go to the market, I will have a place to change." ”
Hao Lanxin saw that Tian Qingqing was serious, and she also knew that Tian Qingqing was used to going out, and she was uncomfortable at home these days. said helplessly: "I can't help you little girl." ”
Tian Qingqing saw that her mother agreed, and jumped to her feet happily. He returned two eggs, and the next day he led the black dog, and happily went to the city of Wuyou County under the shroud of the space wall.
"Qingqing, if you don't come again, we'll have to buy eggs on the street."
Fang Zhiren of the agriculture and forestry workstation said as soon as he saw Tian Qingqing.
"Fang Dada, you should buy more this time. The case couldn't be solved, and my mother didn't want me to go out. I'm still trying to come down today! Tian Qingqing said with a small mouth.
"Yes, too. You're too small. Why don't you come with an adult? Ai Youying, who speaks with a Beijing accent, said. She is Tian Qingqing's loyal customer, and sometimes the eggs can't be eaten, so she has to wait for Tian Qingqing to come before buying.
At the beginning, Tian Qingqing said that her mother was selling it elsewhere. But after a long time, people still knew that she was the only one who came out. I praised her courage again. After the murder of the girl, people couldn't help but worry about her.
"It's okay, I have a black dog for me." Tian Qingqing said, pointing to the black dog lying in the distance: "My black dog can be obedient, let it bite and bite, tell it to lie down, and it will not move." ”
When people looked at it, they saw that it was an inconspicuous black stupid dog, but it could curl up and lie quietly in an unfamiliar environment, which showed that Tian Qingqing's words were true. I can't help but praise it again.
People are buying a lot. Because Tian Qingqing came late due to the influence of the case, people's topics focused on the case again, and they gathered around Tian Qingqing to talk about it, and they had no intention of leaving.
Seeing this, Tian Qingqing approached Fang Zhiren and whispered, "Fang Dada, let me ask you something." Do you often deal with chemical fertilizers when you go to the countryside? ”
Because of Fang Yanling, Tian Qingqing has special trust in Fang Zhiren. I am willing to open up to him when there is something.
"Yes, scientific fertilization is an important part of our technical guidance. Why, you are so young and you don't farm, why do you ask this? Fang Zhiren asked curiously.
Tian Qingqing: "Can you get urea bags?" It's the nylon bag imported from Japan. ”
Fang Zhiren: "What? Do you want? ”
Tian Qingqing smiled embarrassedly and said, "My second aunt has a pair of urea pants, which are very good-looking and sturdy." I'd like to make one for my mom too. But I don't have anywhere to buy it. I think if you can get it, I'll trade your eggs for yours. ”
Fang Zhiren said with surprise: "Hey, you little girl, not only can sell eggs, but also barter!" He said to everyone: "Have you heard, Qingqing wants to exchange eggs for urea packaging bags and go back to make 'urea pants'." Which of you has it? ”
People "boom" and laughed all at once.
Tian Qingqing didn't know what people were laughing at, and she wanted to be anxious again, so she explained: "Urea pants are strong." My second aunt said that someone made a urea pants out of the material used to make urea pants, and wore out three new coarse cloth pants, but the pants were not broken. ”
The people laughed again.
A man named Wang Xiaochuan said in a Tianjin dialect: "Little girl, if you can make a pair of pants out of urea, I will give you all the urea packaging bags in your Wuyou County." ”
Ah, it turned out that I used the wrong words and omitted the premise of "packaging bag".
The agriculture and forestry workstation is a place where intellectuals are piled up. All the people who work here are assigned from the school, and there are people from all over the world, all with different accents. When it comes to talking, I like to chew on words and pick words to show that I am knowledgeable.
Tian Qingqing was embarrassed, only to hear Fang Zhiren say:
"Ordinary people just call urea pants. In the countryside, no one picks words. We arose there last year.
"After the urea is distributed to the village, the packaging bag is privately divided by the secretary, captain, accountant, custodian and others, and after dyeing the color, it is worn as pants, which is very slippery, not wrinkled, soft and trembling, and the wind blows and snorts. Ordinary people also call it 'purr' pants.
"It is said to be stronger than the whole hair. It's just that the color of the words on it can't be covered, and at a glance, you can see that it is made of urea packaging bags. ”
Fang Zhiren's hometown is in the Northeast, and he was assigned here after graduating from university. Although I have settled here, when I talk about it, I always say "we are there" and "we are there", revealing a strong sense of homesickness.
Fang Zhiren said this, and people talked about "urea pants" again:
Zhang Guosheng, who speaks with a Tangshan accent, said: "We have this situation there. It is said that when the captain's wife saw it, she thought she could make clothes, so she dyed it with color and made pants. When the custodian saw it, he also took it back and asked the old woman to make it, so this kind of pants rose up among the village cadres.
Such cheap things can't reach the people, so the people made up some songs to satirize this matter:
"'The big secretary and the small cadre are wearing snoring. The front looks at Japan, and the back looks at urea. ’
"There are also those called urea pants. He made up a ballad and said: 'Big cadres, small cadres, one person and one urea pants, Japan in front and urea in the back. ’”
Lao Liang, who speaks with a southern accent, said:
"We still have this ballad there: 'When the cadres see the cadres, they all wear nylon pants, and the front is printed with Japanese products, and the back is printed with urea, and the nitrogen content is seen on the left, and 75 percent is written on the right.'"
"There's another one: 'Come and go, I'm wearing fertilizer pants with Japan in the front and urea in the back.'"
"Look at it, such a song quickly spread in Uyu County. In the future, when we go to the countryside, we just look for someone who wears urea pants, no need to ask, it must be a village cadre. ”
"Have you ever heard the joke?" Zhang Guosheng, who spoke with a Tangshan accent, said mysteriously: "There are also some people who use it to make shirts without dyeing, and make pants with characters." In this way, the front and back of the crotch are respectively marked with the words "net weight 50 kg" and "nitrogen content 45 percent".
"It is said that a man got married. When the man took off his trousers on the night of the cave room, the woman saw that the net weight of the man's underwear was written on the front of the man's underwear was 25 kilograms. Frightened, he screamed and fainted. ”
People laughed.
Ai Youying glanced at Zhang Guosheng and reproached: "You also say such a joke in front of the little girl." ”
Zhang Guosheng said disappreciatively: "How old is she? It's too early to know this! ”
When Tian Qingqing heard this, she pretended to be cute and tender, and said, "Da, Auntie, if you can ask for it, just ask me for two." My parents are not cadres, and they can't be on the team. I'll give you eggs in exchange. ”
Lao Liang, who speaks with a southern accent, said: "That's right, haven't you heard a ballad like this: 'Former Japanese, later urea, ditches are sandwiched with proportional numbers; Those who dye black and blue have no members. 'Your parents are not cadres, so you can't get it.' You say, how many eggs do you want to exchange for a packaging bag? ”
Tian Qingqing didn't know how to change, so he said, "Say it, Liang Dada." ”
Lao Liang scalped his scalp and said with a smile: "It's hard for me to say this." If you say less, we won't get along; If you talk too much, it seems that we adults are bullying your children's family. It's better for you to give a number. ”
Fang Zhiren said to Lao Liang: "Isn't this hard to say? The price has been sung in the ballad: 'Cadres and cadres, a dollar and a pair of pants, Japan in front and urea in the back.' 'Two bags make a pair of pants, a green egg is a five-fifth, ten eggs for a white urea bag, you are happy to go! ”
Tian Qingqing didn't want to take advantage of it, so he hurriedly said: "Twelve eggs for one." ”
People "boomed" and laughed again.
Lao Liang smiled and said, "I'm playing with you." Just because the eggs you sell us are so fresh, we can't exchange your eggs. Now I don't have it in my hand, and since you like it, I'll give it to you. Here you will be given next time I come to sell eggs. ”
As soon as Lao Liang said this, people also said: "It's easy to get this, and there are some in the supply and marketing cooperatives of various communes." It's not a problem to ask for a few for you. I'll just have to wait until next time to give it to you. ”
Tian Qingqing hurriedly said: "Next time you can do it." I would like to thank Aunt Da in advance. I'll definitely bring more eggs next time. It's good that you can give me what you want, and I can't let you ask me for nothing. ”
I didn't expect something so hard to get, and there is hope for it so easily here. It seems that my estimate is good: people who can come into contact with chemical fertilizers can get urea bags.
Tian Qingqing was happy in her heart, and after selling eggs, she came to the market again, she wanted to see if there were any nylon socks for sale.
Since I recall the nylon products that were once all the rage and infinite scenery, let the parents enjoy them in advance. Isn't the purpose of crossing over by myself to let my parents enjoy themselves in advance and live a carefree and happy life in a period of scarcity! RS