Chapter 81: Look up and see the joy of setting up three tables
Diehou's subordinate said: I heard that something happened in the neighboring city, and a counselor's sister-in-law was bullied. The man ran away! What about the counselor, "It just so happens that we are the brothers in charge of our family, how do you say this matter is organized?" If you want to find that person, how can you find it? What is it called! It was born with a large red mole on the door, and there were hairs on the mole. I don't know where to hide, how to find it? How will the girl live in the future! "It's very impressive.
And the rat's head froze: this bull was his little brother. He's covered! I heard that he offended the petty officials in the neighboring city, so what is it? And he hid it. This...... How so?
Diehou's subordinates are still sighing, saying that the little sister-in-law is pitiful! The counselor's face has been shaved naked, and he doesn't have to be a man. The counsellor is their brother in charge, their brother. The brother's face is gone, and everyone doesn't have to come out to mix. Dig three feet into the ground and find out the plague that plagued women! That kind of plague is really humiliating!
As soon as the rat head gritted his teeth, he confessed: He hid the bull. He didn't know that this plague was harming other people's little girls! Come on! This scum has ruined the morality of the rivers and lakes, and everyone will be punished. He didn't protect it anymore. Hand it over!
When Gu Niu was handed over, he kept shouting: "I didn't bully other people's sisters-in-law!" No! I've never done anything like this! Who knows their sister-in-law? ”
If there is no evidence, who will believe him? Diehou's men took him away, took him to the neighboring city, and handed him over to the counselor.
When the counselor saw the bull, he smiled, looked at his complexion, checked his fat, and told him to pull it down and beat him.
They are all people in the yamen, "fighting" this kind of thing. It's OK! It can be like an art, and it comes with fine needles. If you feel so painful that you don't hurt your muscles and bones, you can continue to fight next time.
The bull died in pain, and the big man finally fainted.
After he fainted, people stopped beating him. A doctor actually came, checked his physical condition, and gave him a little basic treatment. When he was done, he was given food and drink.
The bull thought, "Hey, it's good for me!" This man has a good heart! I'm afraid I'll be beaten to death. Still keep me like this? In the previous life, I came from the Bodhisattva!
He raised it for half a day. When they came again, they still weighed his body, and then hit him again.
It's amazing how much torture can be inflicted on a person's body. Tricks of torture. Even much more than sex. The bull just took it slowly. The bitterness of piecemeal. Among them, the doctors always let the doctor look at him. It will also ensure that he has food and drink. The food and drink are not bad.
One of the bull's eyes was so swollen that he couldn't open them, and his cheeks throbbed and throbbed when he moved, to be exact, it hurt everywhere in his body. It was as if he had been cut inch by inch from the top of his head to the center of his feet by a knife—a part of him had indeed been finely chopped by a genuine knife, only the epidermis, and not the bones—the bones were left for other tortures.
Suffering so much, Guniu smelled the aroma of food again: there is still braised beef today!
"Why is it so good to me?" The bull was puzzled.
A small cell outside was also muttering: "Why are you still eating and drinking for him?" It's good to have food and vegetables, and give him meat? Still stewed? ”
The old prisoner said, "Wow! The gums are all broken. If he doesn't stew it badly, how can he eat it? ”
"So!" The little prisoner said, "Why do you have to ask him to eat?" ”
"If you don't eat meat and don't have the strength, you can't bear it." The old prison is tireless.
"-Oh, you mean-" The little prisoner understood.
The old prisoner's outrage came out: the counselor hated the bull so much that he wanted to beat him hard! Fight until you die! I am reluctant to die too early! Therefore, the executioner has to find a professional, and the doctor has to look at it afterwards, and he has to be provided with nutritious food, so I want him to live longer and suffer more crimes!
This is true love!
"What a feud this is." The little jailer smacked his mouth.
The old prisoner suddenly remembered: "Let's not talk here, beware of the people in our hearts who hear." ”
It's a pity it's over! The bull really heard it. When the old prisoner and the little prisoner went in to look, they saw that his face was twisted strangely and his mouth was talking nonsense, and he was already crazy.
It doesn't matter if you're crazy, anyway, the counselor has already received Diehou's love. The city has already been built.
The men of Diehou have been doing it in such a city one by one, and they are very fast.
Their time is running out. The fighting soon subsided.
Since Beihu and Xirong fell out, Beihu accused Xirong of betraying the contract, Xirong accused Beihu of making trouble, a public case was entangled, in short, Beihu first retreated to the north, the Rong army also temporarily shrank, the Central Plains gradually calmed down, Cui Heng was also ruthless, to knock down the old nest of Rong and Hu, helpless civil officials and military generals are bitter, Rong Hu invaded, plundered a lot, and the war consumed a lot of people's power, at this time it is only appropriate to recuperate, and a few rebellious bandits in the south are still running according to the danger, not cleaning up, it is really a trouble for the henchmen. Therefore, at this time, it is advisable to raise the Central Plains farming, and clean up the bandits, and then slowly make a picture. Cui Heng also agreed, and made a decree that Yu Qiushan, Xie Yunjian and other soldiers could take turns to go home to recuperate after leaving the people who guarded the frontier.
As for Diehou, how is it? But there was no news from all sides.
Yu Qiushan went home to recuperate first, but he didn't go back to Beijing. but to return to his hometown. Because of the tragedy of Yu Hexian, he and Mrs. Yu were embarrassed. Zhu Ying came up with an idea and asked Yu Qiushan not to return to Beijing for the time being, lest everyone lose face. Mrs. Yu here, persuaded by Zhu Ying and Princess Xueyi, finally let their husband and wife reunite.
Xie Yunjian is in the frontier, still wearing armor and helmet every day, patrolling around. Hu Rong was also greatly injured, the Central Plains reorganized military affairs, the border defense was quiet, I am afraid that it will not be able to fight again in a few years, several military pillars are this opinion, but we can't relax on this, it is always good to be rigorous and cautious.
In particular, the harassment of civilians by military personnel requires special attention. How much chaos there is, it is all caused by the discord between the army and the people. But the sergeant has been stationed outside for a long time, so he receives a few bitter salaries, and there is no pastime, and it is not a problem.
Yun Jian thought of a way, and ordered the local government to pay the local troops to relieve the silver, and the burden on the residents at that time was heavy, and another military market was opened, and two periods were limited in a month, and the local good people approved by the commander were allowed to set up a special trade market for the army, and even the vocal female singers acquiesced. Only the sergeants are strictly punished, and they are not allowed to penetrate a single word of military aircraft in the trade market, and those who violate the military law will be dealt with -- there will be no trade market, and the sergeants will have to interact with the people from time to time after years at the border gates, so it is better to set up a special trade market to control it. It is better to be in the military market of Yunjian, where the disciplinary officer patrols and corrects, and there is no such thing as openly beating people and stealing things, and the soldiers have made a lot of profits in this market, but in fact, it is the salary of the people, and it flows back to the people through buying and selling, but this circulation, the market is active, and people are angry, and the sergeants buy daily necessities by themselves, and they are more suitable for buying and sending than unified purchases, and everyone is good.
Lin Dai was still stranded in a small city inland, praising a good lady and ridiculing a bad lady.
The husbands of these two ladies are both soldiers, and since the Beihu War, they have successively aided Xinjiang, and now they have returned with Yu Qiushan at the same time, and they have completed reporting at the Provincial Governor's Office. The husband of the bad lady first went to the bathhouse to take a bath and get a haircut, and washed away the dust, but the husband of the good lady even put off the wind and feast, and hurried home with a body of mud. and their neighbors also came out to rejoice.
After rejoicing here for a long time, the bad husband also came home, and when he saw it, the door was deserted, except for the two clothes shopkeepers, who were still waiting in the number room, saying that the lady had ordered new clothes. Q: Where is Madame? Then he said that he went out to buy rouge and didn't come back!
The bad husband waited at home for a while, asking for tea without tea, and the tea had to be boiled freshly. He was bored and bored, so he went out to his colleagues' homes for recreation, and saw other people's homes, flower arrangements in bottles, neat tablecloths, courteous people, full of relatives and friends, home-cooked side dishes, local food, tower-like rows on the table, tea and coriander fragrant, laughter and laughter, and children under their knees, compared with his home, it is really different! He couldn't help complaining about his wife.
The good lady comforted him, saying that his wife was also afraid of losing the war, and the family would have to move, so she bought some things.
In fact, the bad lady is afraid of "big defeat, we have to flee", I don't know how many times, everyone listened to it, but now that she has won, the good lady will also be euphemistic for her, not mentioning the words of defeat, so as not to get moldy.
But it's the bad lady, who is afraid of defeat, and wants to buy things, and when she hears that the man has returned from victory, she is even more busy shopping, and she puts aside the matter of welcoming her man's return and ignores it, but it's not funny?
The bad husband was full of boredom, and after eating at the good lady's side, he came home, and heard that the house was lively this time, and there was also the sound of the good lady's house, and the laughter and ridicule were heard outside. It seems that the bad lady is coming home. But he made a mistake, why was there still no one to greet him at the door of his house?
When the bad husband came in and saw it, he really looked up and saw joy! There are three tables in the living room! What's the play? Fork sesame sauce and leaf cards, all of them are female guests, as well as very old men and very young half-grown boys, who don't learn well, and are also caught in the fun. The bad lady sits high in the center, rolling up her sleeves and telling people to roll the dice!
The bad husband coughed, and the bad lady didn't hear it. Or came to pour tea for him, a circle of female guests close to him, married is fine, at that time the local people did not have to avoid too much suspicion, so they jointly asked him to say goodbye. The unmarried hid behind first. The bad lady also raised her eyes to see him, not only did she ask the unmarried female guest to hide, or even condoled him not to come, she opened her mouth to say: "I heard that you won the battle, and the reward must be a lot." Just now I asked someone to make me a set of green head noodles, as well as newly made clothes, so that I can meet the guests. You give me five thousand taels of silver first. (To be continued......)