Not only Lin Sanjiu, but Qing Jiuliu, who had drunkenly experienced six worlds, also had to admit that the speed of this person was terrifying—if the word "speed" could still be used on him.

So the few minutes before he realized that something was wrong and turned around and came back became an extremely precious escape time for the two, and the only chance to get rid of him completely; However, Lin Sanjiu seemed to have wasted this opportunity unknowingly.

"What the hell are you going to do? It's too close to a convenience store, isn't it? Qing Jiuliu was grabbed by her collar and dragged all the way into the dark blue building, and her stomach was full of anger at this time: "...... If my psychiatrist hadn't died, I'd love to introduce you to him and show her what true self-destructive tendencies are. ”

"I look down on psychiatrists, but thank you." Lin Sanjiu pressed him unmoved to a chair: "Sit here and don't move." ”

Although her mouth muttered and complained, Kiyokuru never really resisted, I don't know if it was because the two of them had fought side by side, or because of the abundant tobacco and alcohol in her hand.

"Three thousand dollars an hour, you'd think she had a gold in her mouth, but I was the only one talking." Qingjiu took a puff of cigarette and said vaguely, "...... By the way, what the hell do you want from me? ”

Lin Sanjiu didn't make a sound, just stacked bottles of water on the table, and finally took out a piece of soap from the big bag received by the hotel.

"Don't move, I'll wash your face first." She gripped Kiyokuru's chin. Slowly poured water on his face: "...... If you can afford to pay $3,000, how can you fall to the point where you can't afford to drink? ”

"It's very simple," Kiyokuru leaned forward so that the water would fall directly to the ground: "Get drunk before receiving the award, offend the circle and the media, plus invest in your good friends, and finally succeed in being poor." ”

Judging from his dirty, messy beard, he hadn't cleaned himself up for a long time; When Lin Sanjiu rubbed a soap bubble on his face, Qing Jiuliu even narrowed his eyes comfortably.

"Look, isn't it nice to be clean? Wait. "Until you dry your face with a towel. Lin Sanjiu still held on to his long beard and didn't let go—Qing Jiuliu just opened his eyes in confusion, just in time to see the silver light flashing in the hand of the woman in front of him; Just listening to the "click", the scissors simply cut off a handful of his beard.

"What are you doing!"

He jumped to his feet.

"You say, is this enough to cover my face?" Lin Sanjiu ignored him. Instead, he pinched a handful of mustache that still smelled of soap and compared it to his chin: "...... Well. It still needs a little more on the cheeks. Come here, let me cut some more. ”

"You think you're shearing sheep!" Kiyokuru touched her chin a little sadly, and found that the scissors she had just made the beard on her chin shorter. There was still hair fluttering on both sides, and the shape was as strange as an inverted V; After thinking about it, he sighed, and had to stretch his side face again: "...... You cut it, take this for wine, it's not a loss. ”

"Of course. That thorn didn't see you clearly, so the main thing I was looking for was a woman. Lin Sanjiu smiled and said two more scissors, making enough beard for himself. When I glue these on, let's change our clothes, and even if we pass in front of him, Thorn Tu may not recognize us. ”

"That's a real way to do it." Qing Jiuliu praised her rarely, "After all, that guy seems to be a little stupid, he should be easy to deceive." ”

The actual process of gluing the beard was actually much more difficult than Lin Sanjiu imagined; Fortunately, Kiyoshi had been exposed to a lot of various props when she stayed in the crew, and the two worked together for a long time, and finally covered the lower half of her face into a beard.

Because her eyebrows, eyes, and figure were still too feminine, Lin Sanjiu simply tore off a large black curtain from a certain president's office, covering herself tightly from head to toe, revealing only a bearded chin - with her height of nearly one meter eight, she finally looked like a man.

After the glue dried, the first thing Lin Sanjiu did was to look for traces of Ji Shanqing from the top floor, layer by layer. This is also another reason why she can't go toe-to-toe with Thorn Tu - after all, she doesn't know what happened to Ji Shanqing and where the person went; For the sake of the gift bag, she can't afford any surprises right now.

To her surprise, after thinking about it for a while, Qingjiu stayed and not only didn't leave, but stayed behind to help her find it.

"Do you want to," he said, scratching his pitted beard as if he had been gnawed by a dog, "...... Even if I left, I could only carry more than a dozen bottles of wine and leave, and I would finish it in a few days. It's different with you, you're a walking tobacco and alcohol store - I don't have anywhere to go anyway, I don't have anything to do, so I might as well follow you first. ”

Just when Lin Sanjiu was a little crying and laughing, he scratched his face and said, "...... There's a razor in your bag from the hotel, and you tell me to go and shave my beard first; It's really uncomfortable to be cut short by you suddenly. ”

"Okay, we'll meet at the place where we cut our beard in a moment." Lin Sanjiu instructed, "I'll continue to look for it first." ”

Since he didn't know whether Ji Shanqing had time to leave a message and what kind of message he would leave behind, even Lin Sanjiu didn't know what he was looking for; She could only focus on finding "things that don't belong here" - she searched two floors in a row and still couldn't find any clues.

"It's strange, there are no traces of the recent fight......" The more he looked down, the more Lin Sanjiu felt that there was little hope, so he simply returned to the floor where Ji Shanqing told her, and craned his neck to look out the window. Where the hell did this man go? ”

I don't know if Kiyokuru found anything on his side - as soon as this thought came to mind, the door behind her was pushed open; Lin Sanjiu turned around, and the sentence "What did you find" still haven't come out. Immediately closed his mouth tightly.

On Thorn Tu's gloomy long face, a pair of yellow snake pupils narrowed into two thin slits.

"Who are you?" Thorn asked in a hissed voice. “…… What are you doing here? ”

He really didn't realize who the person in front of him was.

Lin Sanjiu swept his eyes and found that his shoulders were empty, and he didn't know where the short man had gone.

Her voice is also too clear compared to the male voice; Lowering your voice or something probably only works in a movie - Lin Sanjiu hesitated for a moment, didn't say anything, just took a step back and called out the [tape recorder].

"Oh?" Thorn Tu Huang Chengcheng's eyes opened suddenly, "Want to fight?" Great, I'm suffocating - eh. Wait a minute. ”

Lin Sanjiu stared at him. The hand was still vigilantly pressed on the tape recorder and did not move.

"You look ......" Thorn Tu tilted his head, and looked her carefully, up and down—that gaze made Lin Sanjiu's heart hang higher and higher—even if she covered her whole body with a black cloth, it was still different from a man's figure, for example, her shoulders were not wide enough; If the other party notices. It's probably going to be a tough battle......

However, the next sentence of the thorn figure. But he couldn't help but make Lin Sanjiu stunned.

"You guy. Looks pretty strong. He seemed to have finally figured out something, and his expression became clearer and clearer: "Generally speaking, people who want to fight after seeing me are not far behind...... Well. Great! ”

Great?

Lin Sanjiu's heart thumped, and he suddenly realized a possibility.

"Have you been to the Twelve Realms? How old are you? Of course, you're certainly not a woman, there's no doubt about that. Thorn Tu spun around a few times with some excitement, and the questions in his mouth kept popping up like a cannon: "What is your ability?" Do you want a visa? ”

The second half of the sentence of the thorn diagram sounded almost at the same time as the thoughts in Lin Sanjiu's mind-

"Do you want to be a candidate for a trial?"

I guessed it!

Lin Sanjiu couldn't help but be stunned for a second.

"Take part in a series of trials we give, complete the trial goals, and you can get everything you want." Thorn Tu looked around, as if glad that he had found another candidate: "...... Of course, if you don't agree to participate, I'll have to say nothing. ”

…… Having a choice between getting everything and being wiped out, it's no wonder they always get candidates.

Who is behind this trial?

Lin Sanjiu smiled bitterly in his heart.

She couldn't speak now, her beard was glued up, and the illusion of being a man was like a bubble that could burst at any moment; Just as she was thinking about what to do, she sighed with satisfaction when she heard the thorn picture: "This building is really a good place; Counting you, I've already found two candidates here. ”

Two? All here?

Lin Sanjiu felt that blood was surging up his head for a while.

"How? Are you going to do it or not? Thorn Tu's snake eyes stared at her tightly, "Hurry up and speak." ”

There is nothing to hesitate about now-Lin Sanjiu nodded his head twice, but he was afraid that the other party would change his mind.

"Good." Thorn Tu answered, and then narrowed his eyes suspiciously: "...... Why don't you ask any questions? And you haven't said a word since you met me – in general, every candidate has a lot of questions. ”

Lin Sanjiu felt a sweat slip down his back.

Although pretending to be dumb was a solution, she couldn't tell the other person that she was mute by gesturing or writing—as long as her slender and slender hand, which was one size smaller than a man, was lifted from under the blouse, everything was revealed.

Seeing that she had been silent and did not answer, Thorn Tu's vertical pupils shrank into two vertical lines, and slowly took a step towards her.

"Brother Lin!"

This shout startled the two people facing each other in the room - Thorn Tu suddenly twisted his body, just so that Lin Sanjiu saw a strange young man at the door.

I can't say which point is the most eye-catching, but when he showed his face, even the thorn was quiet for a few seconds.

It was a face that made it difficult to take one's eyes off it.

No, it's not just the looks—

In fact, after seeing him, Lin Sanjiu suddenly understood why famous artists are called "stars". When the young man walked into the room, it was as if everything in the world had been set off by him into a dark and boundless universe; He alone shines like the brightest silver star in the vast darkness with a breath-taking light.

…… Who the is this!

Lin Sanjiu couldn't help but roar in his heart.

"Brother Lin, who is this?" Unaware of her mental activity, the young man approached a few steps, his eyes fixed on the thorn with a wary gaze. "Are you alright?"

Thorn Tu stared at him stunned for a while, then shook his head suddenly, remembered what he should do, and asked with a frown, "You know?" ”

"Of course." As if to protect her, the young man took a step forward—a step that seemed to make one feel his nervousness, his determination: "...... In order to protect me, Brother Lin had a cut in his throat; Although he finally saved his life, he couldn't speak. If you have any questions, just come to me! ”

…… Even Lin Sanjiu was in a trance.

"I see." Thorn Tu nodded in realization, "Well, since the two of you are together, it's not easy to handle - because the matter of this candidate can't be known to outsiders." ”

Speaking of this, he was suddenly stunned: "Eh, you didn't know that......"

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't make a sound at all, Lin Sanjiu really wanted to sigh heavily—even Qing Jiuliu was a little stupid, and he looked a little unsure of how to answer.

"Forget it, it's okay." Thorn Tu thought for a while, and suddenly waved his hand: "Anyway, the number of candidates is much worse now, and I haven't confiscated the little white face that is more like a woman than you; Since the two of you are together, how about being my candidate? ”

When he heard the words "little white face", Lin Sanjiu's heart jumped even more suddenly; Without waiting for Qing Jiuliu to speak, he hurriedly stepped forward and nodded fiercely for him.

"That's right, if I don't become a candidate, I can only kill your little brother."

Qing Jiuliu seemed to be reluctant at first, and as soon as he said this, he immediately changed his words and asked, "...... What exactly do candidates do? Can you tell us more about it? ”

"Well, I'll tell you everything I need to tell you." Thorn Tu coughed, pulled out a chair and sat down: "You guys sit too!" Listen well. ”

Lin Sanjiu's movements were a little stiff and he stayed with Qing Jiuliu and found a chair to sit down.

She didn't hear a word of the first few words of Thorn Tu - she glanced at the young man sitting beside her from time to time, and there was only one thought that went back and forth in her mind:

A beard is replaced by a person, and he really deserves to be an actor. (To be continued.) )

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