Chapter 0395: Serve Me Out of the Bath

It is said that Hongcui is very attentive to Gege in the bathroom, and Gege is an extremely smart person, how can you not see it? That's why after watching for a quarter of an hour, I had to ask her why.

Hongcui smiled at this time, and asked Gege to teach a good way.

Gege soaked in the pool, his eyes slightly closed. Hongcui rubbed and rubbed again, and some compliments were released from time to time. Gege endured for a while and asked, "So you are all wiped out?" ”

Hongcui smiled, reached out and gently pinched Gege's thigh, and said: "There is no little Gege in charge, according to me and Randie's temperament, it is strange to be undefeated." Little Gege is just pitiful and pitiful Hongcui, huh? Please, for the sake of Hongcui's technique, you will reward you with an idea. ”

"I knew that there was no such thing as a free meal."

Hongcui dragged out a coquettish voice and called Xiao Gege again, and then pouted and leaned her face over. Gege was afraid that she would be a scoundrel, so he had to push her and said: "I know, I know, I see that you and Luo Ye are a couple, and you must play some tricks." ”

In the past, Hongcui would naturally refute some words, but today she learned to be obedient, and she just didn't excite what Gege said, but she listened to Gege's clever plan.

"In the late Han Dynasty, Liu Biao preferred the younger son Liu Cong and disliked the eldest son Liu Qi. Liu Qi's stepmother was afraid that Liu Qi would gain power and affect the status of her parent-child Liu Cong, and she hated him very much. Liu Qi felt that he was in a very dangerous situation, and consulted the military advisor Zhuge Liang many times, but Zhuge Liang always refused to give him advice. One day, Liu Qi asked Zhuge Liang to drink on a tall building, and when the two sat down to drink. Liu Qi secretly ordered someone to move the ladder. Liu Qi said: "Today it does not go to the sky, it does not go to the earth, and it comes out of the mouth of the king." Into the ears of Qi, you can teach! Seeing this, Zhuge Liang was helpless, so he told Liu Qi a story. During the Spring and Autumn Period, Li Ji, the concubine of Jin Xiangong, wanted to murder Jin Xiangong's two sons: Shen Sheng and Chong'er. Chong'er knew that Li Ji had sinister intentions, so he had to flee abroad. Shen Sheng is a kind person and has experienced filial piety. Serve my father. One day, Shen Sheng sent someone to bring some delicious things to his father, and Li Ji took the opportunity to replace the things sent by the prince with poisonous food. Where does Jin Xiangong know. When she was about to go to eat, Li Ji deliberately said that this meal was sent from outside, so it was best for someone to taste it first. So he ordered his attendants to taste it. Just tasted a little. The attendant fell to the ground and died. Jin Xiangong was furious, scolded Shen Sheng for being unfilial, plotted to kill his father and seize the throne, and decided to kill Shen Sheng. When Shen Sheng heard the news, he did not make a defense, and killed himself. In the end, Zhuge Liang said to Liu Qi that Shen Sheng was among the people who died. Heavy ears are on the outside. Liu Qi immediately understood Zhuge Liang's intentions and immediately submitted a request to be sent to Jiangxia. avoided his stepmother and was finally saved from being framed. ”

Finally, Hongcui patiently listened to Gege's rambling speech, and she was about to fall asleep. When Gege stopped talking, she rubbed her eyes and said in a daze, "It's so smoky here, I'm about to fall asleep." By the way, little Gege, what are you talking about? What is dead inside, safe outside, and no one here wants to frame me, what should I run away from? Besides, if someone wants my life, I will kill him first, so why should I run away? What does this have to do with Lao Suntou? I don't want to kill the old grandson, but I just want the account book to get him out. ”

At this moment, the bathroom door suddenly opened, and a person came in from outside. Hongcui yelled that it was not good, pulled away, approached the person and shouted, "Who is it?" Dare to peep while Xiao Gege is bathing, dare to die? ”

Huaping smiled and said, "Sister Hongcui, what kind of play are you playing?" Didn't you ask me to serve roses and honey tea? Xiao Gege has been brewing for so long, I am afraid that I am a little thirsty, I poured tea, why should I die? ”

When I got closer, I saw that it was really a picture screen, with a tea cup in my hand. Hongcui smiled happily: "Oh, it turns out to be Sister Painting, you come in, drink tea for Xiao Gege, and listen to Xiao Gege tell stories together." ”

Picture Ping Qi said: "Oh, Xiao Gege is telling stories again? I'll listen to it, is it interesting? So saying, he leaned over and knelt down on the mattress beside the pool, and offered the teacup.

Sweating slightly, Gege was a little thirsty. She took the teacup, drank most of the cup, still handed it to the picture screen, and said: "Don't listen to Hongcui's nonsense, she is just a stuffy gourd, and she can't open her mind no matter how she beats it." ”

Hongcui said unhappily: "How can Xiao Gege say that? Where are people not enlightened, it is because you are too profound, and Hongcui can't eat thoroughly. ”

The painting screen didn't know what the two of them said, and asked Hongcui sullenly: "What story does Xiao Gege tell?" ”

Hongcui repeated Gege's words without saying a word, and finally said aggrievedly: "Sister Painting, you can tell me, I just asked for a way to get the old grandson out of the pawnshop, but I played tricks twice, and I didn't come up with the account book." Baba arranged this beauty scheme, but Xiao Gege will talk about what kind of things like peace and death, can you tell me, does this have anything to do with the old grandson? ”

The painting screen is the most honest, and I honestly replied no. Then he realized that this was inappropriate, and nodded again and said, "I don't know." ”

Hongcui glanced at Gege with infinite grievance, and said: "Look, not only Hongcui can't understand, but the real picture screen is also a stuffy gourd." ”

After soaking for a while, Gege's face was ruddy, white and pink, which was very good-looking. She muttered, "You only listen to the story, but you don't change it at the right time. Like going up to the house and drawing a ladder, if you just listen to the story, it would be wrong. In the face of a strong opponent, not only do you have to attack head-on or back, but if both sides can't succeed, you must arrange a ladder for the opponent to deliberately make it convenient for him. Once the enemy is on the ladder, i.e. in your pocket, you can dismantle the ladder and annihilate the opponent. ”

Gege finally got to the point. Hongcui thought carefully for a while, and finally clapped her hands and shouted, "I understand, I understand." What a ladder to the house! Xiao Gege asked me to deliberately give the old grandson a convenience, design a trap, and just wait for him to get in and get a current one, right? That's the same thing, oh, what else do I want that ledger for? ”

As soon as Hongcui said, the painting screen suddenly woke up, and couldn't help but shout hello.

Gege drank half a cup of tea again, and then said: "The magic of this plan is to place the ladder, this trick is very knowledgeable." ”

Hongcui asked: "If you put the ladder away, what kind of knowledge do you need?" ”

Gege said: "It has to be changed according to the opponent's preferences, where can I place it at will?" If you like women, do you put a man into it? If you like treasures, can you give a pot of wine? Do you like silver? ”

Hearing Gege's relaxed tone, Hongcui immediately undressed and went into the pool, grinned and touched Gege and said, "It's good to give Hongcui a beauty, Hongcui only likes Xiao Gege." ”

Gege turned his head and said, "Paint the screen, wait for me to take a bath!" (To be continued......)