"Xiao Jian, do you still have classes in the afternoon?" Just as Li Xiaojian pulled Xi Shi and was about to leave, Sister Feng suddenly asked.

Li Xiaojian turned around and glanced at Sister Feng, there was a trace of loneliness in her delicate eyes, maybe she was sad about her face. Li Xiaojian didn't think much about it, and said: "There are two big classes in the morning, and the afternoon is self-study, voluntary, is there anything wrong?" ”

"Then come with me to the mall, I want to buy something." Sister Feng said.

"Isn't it all in the picture? What else to buy? Li Xiaojian is now in charge of money, and every expense can be strictly assessed by him.

"I want to buy some clothes for Xi Shi, and by the way, prepare some for those friends." Sister Feng said.

Li Xiaojian turned his head to look at Xi Shi, only to find that she had taken off the colorful cheongsam she wore last night and changed into a white long dress. **It is estimated that it is Sister Feng's, and it looks bigger**. Li Xiaojian said with a smile: "Her clothes are good, why didn't you wear them for her yesterday." ”

Who knew that Xi Shi smiled awkwardly: "I turned this dress out of there." ”

Xi Shi said, reaching out and pointing to the purple and mahogany cabinet in the room.

"Damn, that old man still has this fetish." Li Xiaojian jumped up directly, but he didn't expect that the old man who sold egg cakes liked to collect women's clothes, and he was a young woman.

"But this dress is very nice and fits perfectly." Li Xiaojian continued, for some reason, that dress seems to fit very well on Xi Shi's body, and it is said that people wear clothes and horses, but Xi Shi is different, she is wearing every piece of clothing with texture.

Xi Shi lowered his head and said with a red face: "Actually, I think this dress is a little too revealing." ”

"I think it's just right." Li Xiaojian said this, but he thought in his heart, dead old man, you can't buy your clothes more transparently.

"Xiaojian, are you going to the mall in the afternoon?" Sister Feng was afraid that she had forgotten about it, so she asked again.

"Make sure to bring Xi Shi back before lunch, and discuss it when you come back." Li Xiaojian said. In fact, he didn't want to take Xi Shi to eat at school, that would be too ostentatious, he just wanted to show off in front of a few people in the dormitory to satisfy his vanity. Besides, after a long time, the identity of Xi Shi, an ancient, has not been revealed?

"Okay, then I'll wait for you." Sister Feng said happily, I guess she has something she wants to buy.

Today the sun is shining, the light shines on a very beautiful scenery among the trees, with Xi Shi walking beside him, Li Xiaojian has a feeling of happiness.

As soon as the two walked out of the courtyard, the old man who sold egg cakes hurriedly ran down the path to stop them. The old man stood there panting, staring at Xi Shi motionlessly.

Li Xiaojian pushed the old man's shoulder hard and shouted, "Why are you old guy running here early in the morning?" ”

The old man raised his hand and shook it, stared at Xi Shi, gasped and said, "Where did she come from?" ”

"My cousin, I said you are so wide, look at your old color." Li Xiaojian pulled Xi Shi aside and stopped in front of the old man.

Seeing Li Xiaojian blocking his vision, the old man frowned and asked, "Why is your cousin wearing my clothes?" ”

"Who's wearing your clothes?" Li Xiaojian suddenly remembered that Xi Shi's white dress was found from the cabinet, so he shouted: "I said that you old **, why do you have nothing to do to collect women's clothes?" ”

The old man pursed his lips and said, "That's what I left for ...... Forget it, I don't understand it when I tell you. ”

Then, the old man's eyes widened again and said, "Is the rent ready?" I want to see a wife in the afternoon, and I'm in a hurry to use it. ”

Li Xiaojian was stunned for a moment, and then smiled evilly: "Not yet, I don't have enough money, why are you in your fifties?" It's better to buy some CDs and go back and masturbate them yourself. ”

"Brother, I'm really in a hurry, hurry up and help me get it, you don't understand how hard it is to be a single." The old man pleaded with his own ranks.

Li Xiaojian took out 4,000 yuan from his arms, took out 200 and handed it to the old man, and said, "Take it easy, you have old arms and legs." ”

"Why so little? Didn't you say that it would be half a year? The old man frowned and muttered.

"Oh, that's too little, just wait." Li Xiaojian said that he was going to snatch back the money in the old man's hand.

The old man clenched the money tightly, then touched his chest and stared at Li Xiaojian with squinting eyes. After a long time, he leaned over and whispered, "Brother, can I discuss something with you?" ”

"Stay away from me first, if you want money, if you want a life, you can say it." Li Xiaojian felt goosebumps all over his body.

"What does your cousin do?" The old man asked.

"What's wrong with going to school?" Li Xiaojian said casually.

"Why haven't you seen her buy omelets?" The old man's oily hand wiped his lips and asked thoughtfully.

"I don't like to eat it, your thing is not oxygen, everyone has to suck it." Li Xiaojian said.

"I said, I will give you all this money, can you let that girl stay with me for the night?" The old man's eyes narrowed into a line, fiddling with the money in his hand and begging Li Xiaojian: "Brother, please, she is so similar in that dress, she is the only woman who makes my blood swell, just one night." ”

Li Xiaojian almost went over to beat the old man, but his bad water suddenly came out, so he grinned and said to the old man: "You don't want to meet your wife?" ”

"It's a big deal, I'll take some from the passbook." The old man said very seriously.

Li Xiaojian raised his hand suddenly, slapped the old man's ass hard, and then shouted at the highest decibel volume: "Ya, get out of the calf, old **!" ”

"Please, brother, she's the only one I ......," said the old man with tears in his voice.

"You're looking for a fight, aren't you?" Li Xiaojian said, picking up a branch next to him.

"Forget it, stinky boy, remember to pay me back the money that was sent to me." When the old man saw that Li Xiaojian was going to move seriously, he immediately curled his tail and ran away.

Li Xiaojian looked at the old man staggering away, and said in his heart: "She still makes my blood swell." ”

"Hey, stinky boy, what did you just shout?" Sister Feng asked in the room.

Li Xiaojian cleared his throat and shouted at her: "The old man wants to open a room with you, can I do it if I don't shout?" ”

"What? Don't let me see him again! Li Xiaojian immediately heard the sound of the pot lid falling to the ground, and Sister Feng's angry scolding.

It was definitely a big mistake to bring Xi Shi out, she was like a problem cat, and sometimes Li Xiaojian really wanted to slap her pink face.

Li Xiaojian decided, the first thing he did when he went to the mall was to buy her a copy of "One Hundred Thousand Whys", but did she know modern characters?

"Sister Xi Shi, when you see my classmates for a while, you try to talk as little as possible, and act according to my eyes." Li Xiaojian told him, he was really afraid that Xi Shi would point to his mobile phone in front of his dormitory brothers and ask, "Is there a person living in this thing, how can he sing?" ”

"Well, actually, I do." Xi Shi nodded, then walked to the BMW at the door of the hotel, patted the back cover of the BMW, and asked with doubts: "The horses in your world are really docile." ”

"Nonsense, that's BMW." Li Xiaojian replied incoherently.

When passing by the doorman, Xi Shi leaned on the window and looked in for a long time, probably looking for Stephen Chow. Li Xiaojian suddenly remembered the promise to the doorman's eldest brother, so he asked Xi Shi to wait there, and quickly ran to the opposite supermarket to buy two boxes of cloud cigarettes.

However, when Li Xiaojian returned to the doorman again, Xi Shi was gone. Li Xiaojian hurriedly handed the cigarette to the doorman's eldest brother and looked around for Xi Shi's figure. Because Xi Shi is wearing a unique dress and the person is also beautiful, Li Xiaojian found her at a glance, it turned out that this guy was queuing up at the egg cake stall.

When Li Xiaojian rushed over, the old man had already handed the freshly baked egg cake to Xi Shi.

Li Xiaojian snatched the egg cake and shouted at the old man: "You haven't drugged it." ”

The old man said with an innocent face: "I'm not a black shop, your cousin obviously loves egg cakes, and you kid still lied to me." ”

Li Xiaojian just wanted to get angry, but the classmates around him were about to surround Xi Shi, and some of them had already taken out their mobile phones and were ready to take pictures. So Li Xiaojian glanced at the old man and hurriedly pulled Xi Shi to the school gate.

Halfway through, he snatched the egg cake and took a bite, and said with a mouth full of oil: "It's delicious, why didn't anyone make it at that time." ”

"Your eggs at that time could only hatch chicks, let's go, my classmates are in a hurry." Li Xiaojian said and took Xi Shi to the dormitory building.

Xi Shi stopped eating half of the egg cake, saying that he wanted to keep in shape, and it seems that women have been losing weight since ancient times.

Walking into the campus, Li Xiaojian held his head high and strode forward, although the classmates passing by around him would whisper, "Hey, it seems that the men in our school are really going extinct." ”

For the first time, Li Xiaojian felt the taste of 100% return rate, which made his vanity very satisfied. He and a few people in the dormitory made an appointment to meet in the pavilion downstairs of the dormitory, and when Li Xiaojian and Xi Shi walked to the pavilion, the five ** had already been sitting on guard for a long time. To show their enthusiasm, the five guys each held an ice cream in their hands.

As soon as they met, Wang Lao Er handed two ice creams to Li Xiaojian, and then couldn't wait to walk towards Xi Shi.

"Ahem, let me introduce you, this is my girlfriend, her name?" Li Xiaojian was stunned suddenly, can't he tell Brother Sù a few Xi Shi's real names, right?

"Hello, just call me Shishi." Xi Shi smiled shyly and handed his little hand to Li Xiaojian.

Holding Xi Xi's tender little hand, Li Xiaojian felt like he was overwhelmed by happiness, but they made a few people in the dormitory believe in the relationship between the two, it seems that Xi Shi understands this.

Li Xiaojian just wanted to introduce a few people in the dormitory to Xi Shi, but these people introduced themselves first.

"My name is Yang Kai, and I am the boss of the dormitory...... There is an eighty-year-old lady in the family...... And my parents are very gentle. ”

"My name is Wang Buji...... Height 1.82 ......"

"My name is Zhang Sanfeng, I am an only child, and my parents are very rich......"

"My name is Guo Haiyang, the fifth in the dormitory, I will ......"

"Stop, stop." Li Xiaojian shouted. As soon as these guys saw Xi Shi following the devil, the eldest played the emotional card, the second played the appearance card, and the third played the money card, and if they continued, the fifth should tell the story that his grandfather was a disciple of Wudang.

"Shishi, Li Xiaojian is cunning on the outside, how can you deal with someone else? Ay. Wang Buji said and asked for Rashish's arm.

"Yes, he is the cheapest, he sends flowers to his aunt, accompanies his uncle to open a room, and uses a girl's QQ number to hook up with a handsome guy, and what's even more shameful is that he actually holds a three-year-old girl to the toilet." The dormitory elder Guo Haiyang directly attacked him.

Li Xiaojian is stunned, these bad friends! But what Guo Haiyang said is really true, on Mother's Day, Li Xiaojian sent flowers to his mother, stayed in a hotel with his father, used his cousin's QQ number to add his cousin-in-law's group, and hugged his three-year-old niece to the toilet, is this wrong?