At the entrance of the market, Zhang Jixian really bought some roasted goose meat, dried tofu, dried radish and other side dishes, made a pot of wine, and slowly walked back to his home in Sanjiaxiang with Wu Scorpion. Wu Scorpion entered the courtyard, and saw that the house was small and poorly furnished, and muttered in his mouth: "I don't know that Jixian lives so hard, it's difficult to be Jixian." ”

Zhang Jixian put the food in his hand on the bookcase, moved out a wooden table from behind the door, and spread the expenses. The cook took a few bowls, put the food he bought into the bowls, and then said with a smile: "It's a shame that the lord has deducted my money for this month." If I didn't have relatives and friends to help me, I would have to drink the northwest wind this month. ”

Wu Scorpion laughed dryly twice and said, "Jixian, don't mention this matter again, I can't help it, it's the emperor's intention." If Jixian is sad, I will first borrow some from the public bank of the Metropolitan Procuratorate to Jixian, and then add it up when Jixian has it? ”

While speaking, Zhang Jixian had already set up the table, supported two small sticks, and said to Wu Scorpion: "Let's talk about the future later, let's just drink and eat today." The court was in a hurry this morning, and Jixian hasn't eaten yet. ”

Wu Scorpion hurriedly said: "It's easy to say, let's eat and drink." ”

The two of them said some gossip in the court, which adult went to the eighteen kilns to prostitute himself, and he would participate in the performance another day; If an adult gathers a crowd to gamble, he will also participate in the performance; Whose little guy is powerful, and he is not strict in discipline. Speaking of which, it's all about participating in the excerpts.

After talking for a long time, half a pot of wine was also put down, Zhang Jixian smiled bitterly: "I don't know that we have a lot of scenery in the imperial history, and we say a few words in our mouths, and I can't say that whoever is an adult has to get off the horse." Speaking of which, we are doing things that are detrimental to morality. Zhang Jixian is also helpless. If you don't participate, take the official family. There is always some strength; Let's participate, adults. These people are all acquaintances, and they don't look good on anyone's face. ”

At this time, the wine was already half-drunk, and Wu Scorpion also said happily: "Isn't what Jixian said reasonable? Tell me, yesterday, the emperor called me into the palace, saying that in the future, the official style should be strictly rectified, and the Metropolitan Procuratorate would have to shoulder heavy responsibilities, and at least ten or more excerpts would be played every day. Jixian. Dude, I don't have a problem. I also participated in the concert in the morning and in the evening, and outsiders said that we were all about to become rats crossing the street, and everyone shouted and beat them. I saw acquaintances on the road every day, and when they saw me, they either avoided or sarcastically said: "Old Wu, who are you participating in today?" "Tell me, our Duchayuan is a thankless yamen. But what can be done? We eat the royal food, and we have to work for the royal family. It's rotten work. But someone has to do the bad work, right? Lao Wu, I feel sad too. ”

He was talking with his head down, when he heard a loud noise, which startled him, and looked again. Zhang Jixian, who was opposite, actually fell to the ground. Wu Scorpion hurriedly leaned over and patted him: "Brother, brother." He didn't even respond to two calls, but he heard a snoring sound in his ears. Zhang Jixian actually fell asleep.

Wu Scorpion said secretly, I heard that Zhang Jixian has a lot of money. Usually drink alcohol without pouring down and half a pound without getting drunk. It's only half a pot of wine today, why did it pour it? Could it be that he acted deliberately to deceive me? Thinking so, I pushed him twice more, but there was still no response. Wu Scorpion has strange thoughts in his heart, fake drunk, and still want to fool me? Let you suffer a little and you'll know who I am. Wu Scorpion thought so, raised his hand and gave him a slap. Zhang Jixian snorted, turned over, and turned his right cheek up again. Wu Scorpion raised his hand and slapped the right cheek, Zhang Jixian still snored loudly and fell asleep.

At this time, Wu Scorpion believed half of him, and said in his heart, it is estimated that he didn't eat breakfast, and he only cared about drinking and not eating at this time, so he got drunk first. Wu Scorpion got up and came to the bookcase, and saw that there were some books such as the subset of scriptures and histories piled up on the bookcase. Wu Scorpion casually flipped through those books, and saw that most of them were clichés, so he immediately put them down. I saw a side faintly exposed under the book, just like a recital for the emperor. Wu Scorpion muttered in his heart, he said, Zhang Jixian, this kid is the most hateful, most of the other subordinates are accommodating with their bosses, he is good, every time he is a secret, there are many times when he is asked by the emperor and still knows nothing, and he is so faceless in front of the emperor. I cleaned him up a little last month, but he still doesn't have a long memory. This time, it's best to preemptively find out his fault, throw him to the dog prison to raise a dog for the emperor, and watch him play a fart?

He took out the fold and opened it, and saw that it was a report about Liu Xuecha's cheating in the cashier last year. There is also a scroll of Gongsheng Zhu attached to the fold, and I don't know where he got it. Wu Fengyi looked at the scroll and couldn't help but laugh first. It turned out that the proposition was to make an article on the topic of "Time Chicken". This article is: This black chicken, white chicken, is it not a black and white chicken? I can't answer, I just say that it is Luhua chicken. The male asked again: This rooster, hen, or injustice is not a hen, there is no answer, but it turns out to be a gelding. This kind of article is even a high school talent, which is pure nonsense. When Wu Scorpion saw it, he almost laughed out loud, for fear of waking up Zhang Jixian, so he had to cover his mouth and snicker twice before stopping.

After reading it, Wu Fengyi saw that it had nothing to do with herself, so she put it back under the bookcase, turned around and was about to leave, and saw that there was another fold under this fold. Wu Fengyi was very different, glanced at Zhang Jixian, and saw that he was still lying on the ground sleeping, so she was relieved to open it and see. At this glance, he was even more surprised. It turned out that the excerpt read: The Central Plains is rich and rich, and it has always been the land of all nations. Since the ancestors settled in the Central Plains, they have cultivated martial arts and recuperated with the people. The minister thinks that Mulan's autumn hunting is no longer necessary, and for the sake of today's plan, he wants to investigate corruption and bribery and rectify the official style. Jingshi people often say that if the official is as clear as water, the helpless officials are as smooth as oil. This is a little bit of the minister's construction, looking at the emperor's holy judgment!

Wu Fengyi looked at it, and said in her heart, he actually wants to go on this excerpt? It turned out that during the day, the emperor asked his ministers in the Yangxin Palace to restore the Mulan autumn hunting system of the Holy Ancestor. The Manchurians originally got the world from horses, and they relied on cavalry. As a large-scale military exercise, Mulan Autumn Hunt was once regarded as a step forward by the Manchurians. The ministers who accompanied the emperor to Mulan hunting, if anyone showed excellence, he would be added to the rank after returning to Beijing. During the Yongzheng Dynasty, this system was neglected for a time. Now, it has been five years since the emperor ascended the throne, and since there is such a question, it must be to reinstate the Mulan autumn hunting system. At this juncture, Zhang Jixian actually went to Yanwu Xiuwen, feeling that he was thinking that he had a hard head, so he specially looked for a wall to touch.

Wu Scorpion flipped through it again, and saw that there was nothing important inside, so he turned around and left. As soon as Wu Scorpion's footsteps left, Zhang Jixian got up from the ground, patted the soil on his body, rubbed his cheeks, and scolded: "Grandma's, I was slapped twice." As he spoke, he walked to the table, nibbled on a goose leg in one hand, and ate it.

On the morning of the second day, Wu Scorpion happily entered the Heart Nourishing Palace, and he wanted to see Zhang Jixian's jokes. Just after midnight, Qianlong appeared on time and asked His Highness how the duet was. He said: "I opened the world to Taizu, and I relied on cavalry to charge into battle. Mulan autumn hunting, in order to let the soldiers not forget the sword kung fu. Thinking about why the former Ming Dynasty lost the world, most of them were soldiers who were not armed all year round, so it was difficult to fight against our cavalry. When the first emperor was there, because he worked hard to govern, he was slightly negligent in martial affairs. The lessons of the previous car, the division of the rear car, our dynasty should be guarded against the slightest, to avoid the lessons of the previous Ming Dynasty to visit our dynasty. So, if I want to restore Mulan Autumn Hunting, what do the ministers want? ”

His Royal Highness stood forty or fifty people, and none of them refused to be this bird, but only muttered silently and pretended to be a wooden man. At this time, a high-pitched voice resounded in the palace: "The minister thinks that the emperor's move is inappropriate." Now, it has been nearly a hundred years since I ruled the Central Plains, but it is time for Yanwu to cultivate the text, as for Mulan Autumn Hunting, the minister thinks it is unnecessary. The minister's meaning is still based on the culture of the Han Dynasty, which is the long-term plan. Or is the emperor hunting for entertainment? ”

Wu Scorpion looked at it again, this person was Zhang Jixian. Wu Scorpion secretly sneered and waited for the following. Sure enough, after a period of silence, the emperor's face changed greatly, and then Long Yan scolded angrily: "What's your name?" In which yamen do you work? ”

Zhang Jixian replied: "The minister is Zhang Jixian, the imperial history of the Metropolitan Procuratorate. ”

Qianlong snorted coldly and said, "This is not what a person of your identity said. As a spokesman for the DPRK and China, you should do your job well. As for the major affairs of the DPRK and China, let the Imperial History of the Imperial Court of the Imperial Court speak. Who is the Imperial History of the Imperial Inspectorate? ”

Wu Scorpion hurriedly stepped forward and replied, "Weichen Wu Fengyi is." ”

Qianlong asked, "Zhang Jixian is from your yamen?" ”

Wu Scorpion said: "Back to the emperor, Zhang Jixian is a member of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, but he has never obeyed discipline and always overstepped. Wechen has also been repeatedly advised, but most of them are ineffective. Today's play, Weichen didn't know. If the emperor wants to dispose of Zhang Jixian, Weichen will give his full support. ”

Qianlong said: "Since your boss has said so, then I will punish Zhang Jixian for two months of silver and clean the toilet of the Metropolitan Procuratorate for two months." ”

Wu Scorpion was busy saying yes, obeying the holy decree.

was so troubled by Zhang Jixian, Qianlong was in no mood to continue to go to court. He waved his sleeves and snorted angrily: "Just this Mulan Autumn Hunt, each person will come up again tomorrow." Retreat! ”

Coming out of the Heart Cultivation Palace, the ministers and workers all complained that Zhang Jixian was talking nonsense and disturbing the Sacred Heart. This is good, but all the ministers are frightened and suffer. More people who knew Zhang Jixian came up and counted their good intentions. Zhang Jixian ate a trench, but before he could grow this wisdom, he simply quarreled with the people, arguing about the importance of ancient and modern literary affairs. When they saw him so vigorous, they scattered and ignored him.

Zhang Jixian still doesn't give up, he must find his boss Wu Scorpion to distinguish it. Even if you clean the latrine, why should you be fined two months? There is no silver in these two months, what will Zhang Jixian eat? He said that if Wu Scorpion didn't give an explanation, he would squat in Wu's mansion every day to eat.

Encountering this kind of incomprehensible official, Wu Scorpion had to take a detour and walk away, just hide if he can. (To be continued......)