Chapter 408: The Pot and Li Si

Feng Mao took a deep breath and turned sideways, so that he was facing Li Si, who was sitting in a row with him.

"Miss Li Si, although this house is yours, it is now Fang Ru's home, right?"

Thanks to the good cultivation mixed up in the officialdom, Feng Mao would have said a series of words such as "Who are you", "The love between our brothers and sisters cares about you", "Is there something wrong with you", "I am Fang Ru, her cousin, who are you".

Li Si didn't speak, and raised his eyebrows to look at Fang Ru.

Fang Ru smiled, full of vertical lines.

Because someone in her head said the same thing to Li Si, with the same voice, not a word is wrong.

It's just that the one who spoke knew that Feng Mao couldn't hear it, so he was very resentful.

As the focus of his gaze, Fang Ru stubbornly spoke: "Uh, that...... Cousin, you see it's not too early. Or...... Uh, you're going back first? The second aunt is waiting for you to eat at home. ”

With a rattle, Feng Mao gritted his teeth.

It hurts you in vain!

"No, I don't. I'll just eat what you're stewing on the stove. Feng Mao grinded his teeth and lit the coal stove with his chin, "Tofu stew, right?" ”

Feng Mao didn't mention Fang Ru and forgot about it!

When she hurriedly shoveled the vegetables from the bottom of the iron pot, and was glad that it was only a layer of hard scabs, fortunately it was not mushy, and when she looked back, Li Si Feng Mao and the pot were all staying in place, staring at her directly, and no one was willing to go first.

Come on...... Is it interesting that you insist on this kind of thing?

"Uh-huh!"

Fang Ru cleared her throat and said to her cousin seriously, "Come on." ”

Feng Mao's legs were slightly separated, and his hands were on the case. Straighten your waist and sit upright. "No, I don't. Just say it here. ”

“……”

Fang Ru silently took out a strong charm from the space, put it on, grabbed his cousin's shoulder, and carried him to another room.

After a long while, Feng Mao, whose face was pale, came out of the room, and Fang Ru followed behind doggedly, and when he walked to the door, he trotted in front of him and opened the door for him. Respectfully ask him to go out.

Feng Mao glanced at Li Si. glanced at the pot again, and finally poked Fang Ru's brain hard, and then reluctantly left.

Fang Ru leaned against the door, feeling weak. I'm so tired, there's wood.

But there were two more people on the couch -- three of them now -- waiting for her. The little fish slipped out of nowhere again. Eagerly looking forward to tasting the meat in the pot. It would be better if Fang Ru could make it canned.

Fang Ru found a dinner knife. The bottom of the stew is baked into a pancake. Glue the whole pan contents together. Fang Ru cut into several pieces. A large piece was reserved for Li Zhu, who went out to find a carpenter's work, a small piece for the impatient small fish, and the rest was mashed and poured into a plate. I brought three pairs of chopsticks.

That's right, it's a triple-double.

After taking the chopsticks, Li Si immediately plunged into battle. The chopsticks flew up and down, only to see the afterimage, and the chopsticks fell precisely on the meat every time, no matter how hidden the meat was under the cover of tofu. Moreover, Fang Ru didn't bring a small dish, every piece of meat she picked up was sent into her mouth, and when the next piece of meat was delivered to her mouth, it had already slipped into her stomach.

The pot took the chopsticks and raised his hemp arm high, and the chopsticks were inserted like fangs. Serve on the plate! And quickly drag him along!

Not to be outdone, Li Si immediately followed his example and dragged him back to his side with chopsticks!

The two of them don't give in to each other, and the dishes are biased to this side for a while, and to that side for a while.

So Fang Ru, who was sitting in the middle, was finally able to leisurely rummage through the few remaining pieces of meat and taste them slowly. She was glad she had managed a plate with a rim. Well. Very glad.

In the end, this battle ended with Li Si's chopsticks breaking and the pot taking the plate, but the contents of the plate flew out due to inertia, and the only two pieces of meat were quickly taken away by the small fish.

The heart of the pot was hurt by 10,000+, and he cast a resentful gaze at Li Si.

Li Si leaned on the back of the sofa, his face was like an iceberg of ten thousand years, but there was a warm ocean current flowing below. She pulled out a box and slapped it on the table.

Fang Ru opened it and looked at it. Chubby puppet worms snort and fall asleep in the box.

Fang Ru closed the lid and pushed the box back.

"You don't want it?"

Li Si was very surprised. Fang Ru sold cuteness to her, isn't that what it is.

"I don't want to just make a wooden body. Could it be a little more realistic? Can you think of a way to make a body that can breathe, that your heart beats, and that can accurately express your joys, sorrows, and sorrows? Fang Ru paused and glanced at the pot behind him. Discussing him like an object in front of him made her feel uncomfortable," ...... Like, the living? ”

The pot looked up in dismay.

It turned out that Fang Ru had always known about it.

But the person who was more surprised than him was opposite Fang Ru. Half of the chopsticks slipped from Li Si's hand, but she didn't notice it at all. "You...... You want him to turn back into a living person?! ”

Fang Ru nodded calmly.

"Impossible!"

Li Si was categorical.

"He's long dead. Dead thoroughly! And his soul is damaged, he can have consciousness, and he doesn't wander until the end of the world, he is equivalent to winning the jackpot of five million! What more do you want! Change your life against the sky! ”

"Is it okay to change your life against the sky?"

Fang Ru raised his head and asked very seriously.

Li Si was deeply powerless.

She sat back on the sofa, leaned forward, and walked around Fang Ru to look at the pot: "What kind of ability do you have to make Fang Ru, a man, like this?" ”

"I'm sorry."

The pot said sincerely.

He had never thought of causing trouble to Fang Ru. He didn't have this value, and he wasn't qualified to let Fang Ru run for him. After all, just like Li Si said, he died a long time ago, and he died thoroughly.

"You don't talk nonsense!" Fang Ru was furious, "Who said I was a man's wife!" ”

"Person A is not qualified to speak."

Li Si slapped Fang Ru aside with a word. She continued to stare at the pot, as if dissecting it with her own gaze, cutting through his skin and separating his fat to the depths of his body to see if his heart was sincere and if his guts could provide him with enough guts.

After a while, she finally took a slow breath, and then spit it out heavily.

"That's it. I probably have two options. ”

Fang Ru immediately stopped worrying about the fact that he was actually B, and his eyes lit up: "Say it quickly!" ”

"His soul is sealed in this cauldron by secret law. For him to act like a living person, this prohibition needs to be lifted. I can't help you with this job, you can do it yourself. Li Si explained slowly, "Secondly, we must fill the gap in his soul. Otherwise, even if you enter the physical body, there will be all kinds of problems. It's up to you to do the work. Assuming that both of these problems are solved, let's talk about changing bodies. ”

It's not an easy job. Fang Ru looked down and nodded deeply. "Okay. Let's just say I've done both. What's next? ”

Li Si took out a cigarette and swallowed the clouds.

"Well said. Find a pregnant woman, kill the soul of the fetus, and stuff him in. (To be continued......)