424 Eat spicy strips on Mount Everest
Yang Yi almost fainted, his hands were so lucky, he could take out the sanitary napkin casually, do you want to consider buying a few banknotes another day?
He hurriedly pulled off the sanitary napkin on Xiao Qian's face, and Xiao Qian, whose sight had recovered, lowered her head to look for it, and asked, "What did you slapped on my face?" It smells so good......"
"Is there one?" Yang Yi said, put the sanitary napkin in his hand on his nose and sniffed it, not to mention, there is really a fragrance.
"You, you, you, ......" Xiaoqian opened her mouth and stammered, her face was red, and she said angrily, "What are you doing with me?" ”
"How do I know, I didn't see ...... clearly" Yang Yi said depressedly, and then asked again, "Your relatives are here?" ”
Xiao Qian's face turned even redder, and she lowered her head and whispered, "No ......"
"You didn't have this thing with you?" Yang Yi was puzzled.
Xiao Qian muttered for a long time, muttering, "How do I know how long it will take to go down from here?" Stay on your guard, lest one day come......"
She blushed very much, pinched her thermal underwear twisting, and pinched it, she wanted to shoot Yang Yi to death, you stinky rascal, what are you doing with long eyes?
"I didn't come, it's good if I didn't come......" Yang Yi said to the gods.
Xiao Qian raised her head suddenly, and said with a wary face: "What's good?" What do you want to do? ”
"I'll ...... You misunderstood what I meant......" Yang Yi hurriedly explained, "I didn't mean to do anything to you, I meant to ...... If you don't come, don't delay climbing the mountain, huh...... Yes, that's what it means......"
"Oh, I thought you were trying to ......" Xiao Qian's voice became lower and lower, and finally shut up.
Yang Yi felt funny in her heart, this girl is really interesting, the girl's heart is very strong, and she always likes to think crankily.
He rummaged through Xiao Qian's backpack again, and finally found a roll of toilet paper at the bottom, handed it to Xiao Qian, and said, "Quickly wipe the snot, it's almost flowing into your mouth......
"Oops......" He didn't say that Xiao Qian hadn't noticed it yet, and the snot had already flowed to the corners of his mouth, but he didn't know if it was because the temperature was too low, and it was a little frozen.
Still the same as at the beginning, Xiao Qian shrank in Yang Yi's arms, and the two lay face to face, but this time Xiao Qian learned much smarter.
As Yang Yi said before, here is called the heaven and the earth should not be called the earth, who can guarantee that Yang Yi will not do anything wrong? After all, he is a normal man, and he is strong-blooded.
Xiao Qian pressed one of Yang Yi's arms, and also used her own arm to block the middle of the two, one leg bent, trying to separate a little distance from Yang Yi, hoping to find a sense of security.
Yang Yi looked depressed, this is not just a wolf defense, it is simply a tiger defense, helpless, he can't bully a little girl, this is not a big husband's doing.
This night, I don't know if it's crowded or what, Yang Yi slept very unsteadily, Xiaoqian's girl slept too badly, she twisted around and didn't say anything, and she always lifted one leg and pressed on Yang Yi's body, almost entangled him with all four legs.
This is not the end, Yang Yi is a little suspicious that this girl is really asleep or fakely asleep, and her feet are actually stretched into his crotch, Nima, you know that it is warm here when you are asleep!
So, Yang Yi could only use his body to warm Xiaoqian's little feet, and the slightest coolness made the little brother almost frozen.
Early the next morning, Xiaoqian finally woke up, and when she opened her eyes, she happened to meet Yang Yi with two panda eyes.
"What's wrong with you?" Xiao Qian thought it was funny and couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.
Yang Yi drooped his eyelids and said depressedly: "It's not all you, I'm not honest when I sleep, I haven't slept all night after tossing......"
"Really? No way, I slept well......"
"The devil believes you...... I'll sleep first, and call me at noon, noon, I can't bear it......" Yang Yi said, his head tilted and he fell asleep groggy, not even dreaming.
Xiao Qian looked at him sleeping soundly, feeling quite funny, and stretched out her arm to pinch his nose, but after the hand was stretched out, she was dumbfounded.
Clothes, this girl was still wearing thermal underwear yesterday, why can't I find it today?
Countless thoughts flashed in Xiao Qian's heart in an instant, the first one, that was Yang Yi gave her XXOO, but it was not right, why didn't she feel it, she slept well yesterday.
The second one, that is, he was able to take it off, thinking that Yang Yi didn't sleep all night yesterday, and he took off his clothes when he fell asleep, wouldn't that mean it...... He saw it all last night?
In order to verify these two possibilities, Xiao Qian blushed, stretched out her little hand to the root of her thigh and touched it, there was no blood and no pain, it seems that the first possibility is wrong.
I was a little glad in my heart, but there was a little more loss.
"Bah, why am I lost, do I have to be given by him...... Well...... What's the matter? Xiao Qian muttered to herself in her heart, secretly scolding herself for not knowing shame.
In this way, there is only the second possibility, it seems that it is really not good to sleep by yourself......
Yang Yi woke up by himself, his brain seemed to have set the time a long time ago, and as soon as the sun climbed overhead, he suddenly opened his eyes, startling Xiao Qian, who was still cowering in his arms.
"You...... How did you wake up? Don't sleep much? Xiao Qian said with concern.
Yang Yi turned his head and looked at the alarm clock on the side, half past eleven, the time was very punctual, he rubbed his eyes, and said: "It's easier to climb the mountain during the day, let's go quickly, if we delay any longer, we will suffer ......."
"Hmm......" Xiao Qian was about to get out of her sleeping bag and get dressed, but suddenly blushed and said, "That...... You get dressed and go out first, and I'll be out right away......"
Yang Yi looked at her suspiciously, but then his face was ambiguous, and he quipped: "I finished reading it yesterday, what's so embarrassing at this time?" But then I like to sleep with girls like you, hahaha......"
"You, you, you ......" Xiao Qian was angry, she was cheap and obedient, damn it, she pinched Yang Yi fiercely, and said angrily, "Why didn't you wake me up when I took off my clothes?" ”
"Wake you up and I won't see the strip show? I'm not that stupid...... Hahaha...... Yes...... Pain hurts pain ......"
No matter how much he played, Yang Yi was finally kicked out of the tent after putting on his clothes, in Xiaoqian's words: "I fell asleep yesterday, nothing is clear, all you see is hallucinations......"
How much Yang Yi wanted to tell her, in fact, I watched it once when you went to the toilet, and that time was definitely not a hallucination.
But he will never say it, he will be killed!
When Yang Yi walked out of the tent, Xiao Qian slipped out of the sleeping bag, her speed was the same as the previous two times, and it was jaw-dropping.
But...... How could Yang Yi, who already had the experience of the first two times, miss such a good opportunity.
So, when Xiao Qian had just wedged out a new milk cover, which was facing the door of the tent to prevent Yang Yi from peeking, Yang Yi suddenly came in from the outside.
"Oops, I forgot one thing......" Yang Yi made a pretense, and as soon as he stuck his head in, he stared directly at Xiao Qian's delicate body, pretending to exclaim, "Oh, I thought you were wearing it, but you didn't wear it, uh-huh...... It's really big......"
"Ah...... I'll kill you......" Xiao Qian frantically shook her long hair and smashed the milk cover in her hand into Yang Yi's face.
But he didn't expect that Yang Yi grabbed the head of the milk cover and went out without looking back.
"Holy!" Xiao Qian, who has always been very civilized, burst into a foul mouth, and said angrily, "You give me back my underwear......"
"Nonono...... I'll give it back to you......" Yang Yi's head came in again, and he looked at Xiao Qian again, "Tsk...... There is really little hair underneath ......"
The milk cover was thrown to Xiao Qian, and before she could get angry, she laughed and exited the tent.
Xiao Qian, who has always dressed and undressed quickly, wore it for more than ten minutes before she got out of the tent this time, glared fiercely at Yang Yi who was guarding outside, and poured a glass of mineral water to brush her teeth without saying a word.
Yang Yi looked at her back and couldn't help laughing in her heart, the yellow-haired girl is the yellow-haired girl, I can't prevent me, I have a chance to peek, quack, brother, I'm so smart!
Thumbs up!
It is obviously impossible to eat cooked food on such a high mountain, not only because there is no fuel, because of the strong wind, but most importantly, the temperature here is so low that the water cannot be boiled.
The two had to eat a little bit of food brought by Xiao Qian.
After rummaging in Xiao Qian's backpack for a long time, Yang Yi finally found food, but he was dumbfounded and took out one bag after another.
"Potato chips?!"
"Kebik?!"
"Popcorn?!"
"Dove?!"
"Your sister...... Yang Yi was about to go berserk, and yelled at Xiao Qian angrily, "You think this is a movie, why are you bringing so many snacks?" What about dry food? ”
"What is dry food?!"
"Biscuits or something, can stop hunger......" Yang Yi said helplessly.
Xiao Qian pointed to her food and said, "These can also stop hunger......"
"Stop wool, these are puffed foods, the packaging is full of gas, not to mention, there are not a few pieces in a big bag, you were kicked in the head by a donkey, right?" Yang Yi felt that the whole world was not good.
Xiao Qian opened her mouth and whispered, "How do I know, or ...... Eat my killer feature, right? ”
"What's that?" Yang Yi's eyelids jumped, and a bad feeling rose in his heart.
Immediately, Xiao Qian's fart unzipped her backpack and tossed out two packs of Weilong cooked food from a small space, yes, it's fucking spicy strips!!
I'm a man! When Yang Yi saw the two packets of food, he didn't know what it was like, and his head died on the spot.
This killer feature is very ......
Xiao Qian skillfully tore open a packet, pulled out a spicy strip, ate it with relish, her mouth was full of grease stains, and nodded and praised: "Hmm...... It tastes so good, it turns out that this spicy strip tastes the same as eating it in the mountains and eating it below......"
"Do you still want it to mutate?!" Yang Yi wanted to cry without tears, but he could only tear open a packet and eat spicy strips with tears in his eyes.
This girl...... It's unreliable, people who are almost twenty years old, and they still eat spicy strips, what's the difference between them and a little girl?
Perhaps, there is really a little girl who doesn't grow up in her heart, alas......