"Candles, prepare things, grandpa wants to invite the door god town house!" Just sent the village chief away, grandpa was silent for a long time, and didn't say whether he wanted me to go back to the city to live with my parents or didn't want me to go back.

"Grandpa, what are you talking about? Again, I didn't hear clearly. ”

"Before the New Year, grandpa wants to invite a pair of door gods, if you follow them back to the city and there is no door god at home to help block it, as soon as you leave here, you will be discovered by the queen snake, rather than exposing you to danger, grandpa should take the risk of inviting the door god!"

"Grandpa, this is a mountain that can't accommodate two tigers! No, it's a discipline that can't enter two immortals, grandpa, do you really think of yourself as a half-immortal? Aren't you the one you despise the most about those who invite the gods? Didn't you say before that some immortals committed a rush? ”

"I'll ask grandpa to explain to you first, it's better to hide it from both sides than to offend the queen snake." Grandpa quickly took out his tools and turned out the portrait of the door god pressed under the bed.

It's hard to ask the door god to say it's difficult, it's simple to say it's simple, like plopping people on the door to post two portraits of the door god, which is also called inviting the door god, but it's just a psychological effect to keep a peace, the real door god is to be sincere and then put the altar practice to report to the sky this year, who wants the door god to look at the heavens to approve the next party and the like, as for whether there is a door god to come depends on luck, this is also similar to the luck of the dish fairy game, but this is definitely the real god, even if it is not true, it is almost a doppelganger, at least it is definitely not a problem to block a small disaster.

And grandpa's side naturally has to spend a lot of money in order to quickly cut the queue and invite the door god, and this price is to invite the lonely ghosts passing by to enter the house before reporting. Then please the door god, this fairy is also particular, your family luck is very good and you want to ask the door god to protect again, then it is the same as a daydream. But if your family has been unlucky to the trough, and even if God doesn't favor you, you will lose people's hearts, so basically report to the little god before the family, but if something happens, it is better, so it is convenient to invite God.

But the problem now is that grandpa is in a hurry, if he can't report before twelve o'clock, this god can be invited to the estimated next year, so grandpa doesn't care if there are any lonely ghosts passing by here, just put up a formation and suck whatever you want, grandpa has given in to this point. Not even one of the ghosts waiting to be reincarnated in the woods in front of the door came, they all hid in their own paper houses and couldn't come out, and grandpa couldn't catch hard, so he turned the formation around and aimed at the back mountain. Fortunately, a few were recruited, and grandpa quickly destroyed the formation, and opened the altar to report to invite the door god, but in the process of grandpa's invitation, crackling firecrackers sounded in the village. One time it was higher than the other, and it was all piled up.

"It's broken. Candles, go back to the house and look at your watch, I'm afraid it's the hour. "The rule in the village is to set off firecrackers as soon as the old and the new alternate on the hour, which has the meaning of imitating the ancient Chinese New Year's Eve monster.

"There are still five minutes left, probably some people can't wait to release it first, and then they all follow suit." I hurriedly ran in and out of the house to report to my grandfather, although one door could not enter two gods, but this god was locked out of the door The queen snake should not know.

"Come here, then." Grandpa asked me to come over again. It stands to reason that this has nothing to do with Heavenly Court's report to ask for a door god, but grandpa said that I walked over. As a result, grandpa suddenly pasted a piece of rune paper on my head, and then poked it with the tip of the peachwood sword, which felt a sore pain all over my body, and I missed the feeling after the pain at that time, just like overelectricity, and then my forehead began to bleed, but I can be sure that the peachwood sword will never poke my skin, not to mention that there is still a piece of rune paper, but there is blood oozing out, as if it is oozing out of the capillaries, and the whole rune paper on my forehead is dyed red.

"Grandpa, this is ......"

"You are destined to be yin and use your own soul blood to make a stand-in for yourself, you look like you are bleeding but there is nothing, this is the blood of the guide clan in your body."

"So what's the use of that?"

"Stick it behind the door god, so that even if your parents pick you up, you have a stand-in here plus the power of the door god, and the queen snake will not believe you left."

"Does it really work? It can't be a psychological effect, right? ”

"Why are you starting to doubt Grandpa's skills? No matter how it works, will grandpa use it on you? Grandpa said, tear off the talisman paper on my forehead, divide it in two, paste it on the door panel, and then smear the paste, paste a pair of portraits of the door gods on the door panel, and then put two incense burners in front of the door when everything is done, and put one under one door god.

"Grandpa, this god hasn't been invited yet, why did you pay tribute first?"

"If you don't pay, there will be a reward, maybe this time you can invite a pair of good door gods to bless you to finish college in the city safely."

"It's to hide from the queen snake until I come of age."

"Pretty much the same thing." Grandpa cleaned up everything and carried me back into the house, and we lit a string of firecrackers, but it was not Chinese New Year's Eve but to celebrate that I was going to live a normal child's life.

But the new problem is still coming, grandpa in a hurry from the back mountain to collect the ghost really let me see, that night on the house furniture one by one again, it seems that there is a feeling of landing for the king, how comfortable they are how to come, and so the next day at dawn there are guests to give grandpa a New Year's greetings, we found that the hall has turned the sky, but grandpa didn't care, just set a table in the yard and didn't let them in, I thought this thing was over, but in the past few days waiting for the door god to come, These ghosts are getting bolder and bigger, and the freshly cooked meal is already cold before we eat, and they don't have to guess to know that they ate it first, but because I asked the door god to make a stand-in with my blood, I suddenly couldn't see anything like I was blind, and grandpa's cow tears ran out and wanted to use it again and wait for the cows in the village to cry, I wanted to turn big things into small things and nothing regardless of those ghosts, but they violated our bottom line step by step, grandpa finally couldn't wait, and used a large-scale sealing technique, and he didn't care if he was wrong or killed, sealed all the big ghosts and small spirits in the hall, and packed them out of the ancestral house.

There were still fish that slipped through the net, and that night they turned into a gust of wind and blew into the bedroom.

"My poor child, you are so lonely, come with me." As soon as I heard the soft sound of being able to wring out water, I understood, Grandpa Dare Qing took the things that Cao Jun wanted to abduct me on the day of his disappearance into the ancestral house, but her ability should not be able to abduct me, so I rolled over and didn't even open my eyes and prepared to continue sleeping.

"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued.) )