Woman: "Do you love me?" ”

Man: "Love." ”

Woman: "What do you love about me?" ”

M: "Mind and body. ”

Woman: "You said two things. ”

Man: "Oh, then I love your beauty." ”

Woman: "Can you be specific?" Mouth, or chest. ”

Man: "Your whole body is so beautiful, how specific can you be." ”

Woman: "Okay, wash my feet." ”

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Woman: "Do you still love me when I'm ugly?" ”

Man: "Love, you will always be so beautiful in my heart." ”

Woman: "I'm really ugly, you'll be disgusted when you see me." ”

Man: "No, you are my goddess, I will be hungry when I see you." ”

Woman: "Really?" Then you swear. ”

Man: "I swear, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." ”

Woman: "Ha, I'm so happy, then you can take off your blindfold." ”

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Man: "Do you love me?" ”

Woman: "Love, why do you ask that?" ”

Man: "What do you love about me?" ”

Woman: "How can there be a little, too much." ”

Man: "Oh, can you be specific?" ”

Woman: "I've slept with you, how specific." ”

Man: "Oh, well, can you not give money in the future?" ”

Woman: "Get out!! ”