At about half past seven on Monday morning, Mo Yan entered the classroom of class 06 (3) of Wuwang High School with a heavy yawn.

"Ahh I'm going to take the monthly exam next week~! As soon as he came to his seat, he heard Tang Yu's irritable whining, and Mo Yan was speechless about it: "If you don't want to take the monthly exam, it's okay, isn't your family quite rich, can't you secretly embezzle your father's money to buy enough explosives to raze this school to the ground?" ”

"'Boom' the school is gone~ The bird said early~ Why are you carrying a bag of explosives~?" The children's rhyme that had been changed beyond recognition in the past and was known to many elementary school students, Tang Yu hummed softly, and then he suddenly asked Mo Yan mysteriously: "It's too troublesome to do that, can't you help?" ”

"Okay~" Raising his eyebrows and looking at Tang Yu, whose eyes were shining, Mo Yan spread his hands in front of him and said: "Give me 10 million, not RMB but US dollars, as long as I give me this money that I can't spend for the rest of my life, then immediately use thousands of tentacles here?" Finish a qiē and raze this school to the ground. ”

"Forget it then...... Hehehe. Tang Yu laughed dryly and decided not to adopt Mo Yan's suggestion, and then said: "Anyway, my hard-working subject is English, fortunately, there are many tips in the English test, as long as I use these tips and the luck I have accumulated by doing good deeds, it should not be difficult to get a sixty points." ”

"I still have a knack for English exams, why don't I have math?" Mo Yan's hard-working subject is mathematics, and he has never failed mathematics since the appearance of binary equations in junior high school, if it weren't for the high scores in other subjects, the average score was pulled to eighty. He might not even be able to get into this kind of high school.

"Mathematics can't be helped, because math exams rely on the use and calculation of equations, so in my opinion, even if the math exam can be checked in a book, the number of points that should be scored is still how many points, after all, the answers to math are not like history will be all written in books."

At the time of the examination, not all subjects are closed-book examinations. At least history, biology, and ideology and morality are open-book exams, and students can't use their mobile phones to log in to Baidu to find answers, plus these three subjects are not the main subjects of high school in addition to ideological morality, and history and biology are not the main subjects in high school, so if you meet an invigilator who is usually very talkative during the exam, then you should be happy.

In this case, as long as you don't blatantly take out the cheat sheet and look at it, then the invigilator will turn a blind eye and won't care, even if the next seat passes a note.

In Mo Yan's opinion, it is indeed as Tang Yu said. Even if you look through a book, you can't find any answer to mathematics, because no teacher will come up with the questions that are already in the book, and then he asked Tang Yu curiously: "What is the trick you just said about taking the English test?" ”

"It's very simple......" Under Mo Yan's speechless gaze, Tang Yu stroked his hair with his hand, and said with a full face: "In the test papers of the English test, basically ninety percent of the questions are true/false questions and multiple-choice questions, among which achievement is the word that asks us to fill in the vacancy, or the last question for people to write a 100-word diary in English." ”

"So to sum up. Are you trying to say that if you answer most of the true/false and multiple-choice questions correctly, then you can get 60 points lightly. Mo Yan listened to Tang Yu's words. He knew what he wanted to express to himself.

"That's right." Tang Yu nodded in agreement and said: "I won't say much about the judgment questions, I think that I am usually a good citizen and a good young man, so luck will definitely not be the level of a spearman for me, in my personal good cognition, at least I can also avoid Wang Jiang's death thorn gun." ”

"You really feel good about yourself." Tang Yu's exaggerated descriptive technique made Mo Yan speechless. Who knew that Tang Yu said proudly: "Anyway, I am also the first contractor of the new fatestaynight-ubw of Station B, and in the episode updated yesterday, when I saw Wang Jiang's special effects using the Death Thorn Gun, I only felt that the funds were burning." ”

"Ahem." It seemed that he felt that the topic was a little far, and Tang Yu ignored Mo Yan's 'local tyrant~! 's shocked expression. said: "I won't say much about the English true/false questions, but there are several good ways to solve the multiple-choice questions." ”

"Please advise." As soon as Tang Yu's words fell, Mo Yan raised his eyebrows curiously, only to see him clear his throat and say: "When it comes to a multiple-choice question, if there are four answers, the answer with the shortest choice of three long and one short has a high chance of being correct." ”

"Forehead......" Mo Yan thought for a while, and then held his right hand on his forehead and whispered in disbelief: "It seems to be ...... It seems that this is really the case, yes. ”

"Then if the answers are all the same, then how to choose." As soon as Mo Yan asked this question, Tang Yu had an expression that he knew you would ask like this, and said directly: "Then choose C, because C is the option with the most answers in the English test." ”

Mo Yan fell into thinking again, and then found that Tang Yu seemed to be right again, and couldn't help but sigh: "Sure enough, I'm too young, I didn't expect that there would be so many tricks in the English test." ”

"This is the difference between the top students and the scumbags, they use their brains to take the test when they take the exam, and why don't they also use their brains to take the test when they take the exam, but the way they take the test is different, cheat sheets, mobile phones, sleeves, soles...... So don't underestimate the scumbag, maybe in the future, when the top student graduates from college and can't find a job to move bricks, maybe someone will already be a contractor. ”

"In that case......" Thinking of the exam, Mo Yan thought about whether he should disguise himself as a plump female high school student and write a math cheat sheet on his chest...... Of course, just imagining it, it is naturally impossible for him to really do this, after all, there is still an admission ticket that needs to be checked by the invigilator during the exam.

Just when Mo Yan and Tang Yu were chatting about various tips during the exam, a lot of time had passed unconsciously, and the class preparation bell rang before the two of them could react, and then the second class bell rang five minutes apart.

Because the principal of this school is very lazy, unless there is a student to be punished, there is no need for a flag-raising ceremony on Monday, and today's first class is an English class, but ...... When they saw that the English teacher who entered the classroom was not the familiar face of the approachable and humorous man who was nearly forty years old, but a fresh face, all the students looked at the man who walked into the classroom with a smile in amazement.

Entering the classroom was a young man who looked to be in his early twenties, and he greeted his classmates with a smile: "I'm sorry students, your English teacher is now in the hospital for rehabilitation because he hit a telephone pole while driving home because he went out to play with friends and drank some alcohol yesterday, but don't worry, he only needs two weeks to meet with everyone." ”

"So......" Under the sparkling eyes of many students and girls, "this teacher is very stylish", the new young teacher said: "I am a new English teacher, Mr. Principal said that in order to cultivate my teaching ability, I was arranged to teach English classes in this class for two weeks, and I ask you to give me more advice, and the teacher's name is ......."

Under Mo Yan's incredulous gaze, the English teacher on the podium picked up a piece of chalk and wrote down two words on the blackboard behind him - Zhou Yan, Zhou with a hundred family names, and the flame of the flame.

"Teacher, my name is Zhou Yan, everyone can call me Teacher Zhou." I saw the teacher named Zhou Yan on the podium, with his hands propped on the podium, smiling and introducing himself to the students below.

Looking at the new English teacher on the podium, who looked exactly like Zhou Lu, there was no doubt that it was his younger brother, but he didn't know why the other party wanted to come to this school as a teacher, and suddenly Mo Yan had a panicked thought in his heart, that is, the other party already knew his true identity, so he would come to this school to be a teacher.

Thinking of this possibility, which was extremely unfavorable to him, Mo Yan's eyes looked at Zhou Yan who was smiling warmly on the podium, and gradually covered with a layer of gray haze. (To be continued......)