"Come~ The teacher made a tutoring handout, and now send it down—this is the content of today's tutoring—"

It's been a semester since I entered this class, and I still find it incredible.

The class teacher of the seventh class of the year, Yue Yong Xiaomeng is a wonderful teacher standing behind the lectern, but the students can only see the top of her head, 135 cm tall, it is said that she once wanted to ride a roller coaster, but was rejected because of safety concerns.

No matter who comes to see it,Will think she should be a twelve-year-old elementary school student who is suitable for wearing a yellow hard hat and a red school bag,Equipped with a straight flute,This little girl teacher,It's one of the seven incredible schools in the city。

"The teacher doesn't forbid everyone to speak, but you have to listen to what the teacher says—the teacher has taken great care to prepare the questions for the exam, and if you fail the exam, you will be punished for playing a perspective game."

"Teacher, are you talking about that game of poker that is played blindfolded? That's a specialized course in the Department of Perspective! If you can't see the cards in your hand, you have to win ten times in a row, otherwise you are not allowed to go home, I think that I will not be able to go home in the morning! ”

"yes - but you didn't have enough credits for your dev course last time, so you'll have to play perspective games sooner or later?"

In his heart, Uejo really has a professional smile at this "office worker Lori teacher".

"Hmm, it seems that Xiaomeng likes Ah Shang very much!"

Sitting next to Uejo, a strange creature with blue hair and earrings, said inexplicable and wonderful things to Uejo.

"Don't you think that the teacher who is happily writing on the blackboard on his toes is hostile to me?"

"What? Such a lovely teacher, even if she gives you a few failed subjects, what does it matter? If you are scolded by a little girl like that, you will definitely gain a lot of experience points! ”

"You masochist and pedophile! It's really hopeless! ”

"Aha! Pedophilia is just one of my preferences, I don't just like little girls! ”

Just when Uejo was about to reply to him, "You omnivore"—

"Those two over there! If we continue chatting, we will invite you to play 'Columbus's Eggs'! ”

The so-called "Columbus's egg" is to turn the raw egg upside down and stand upright, without using any support, to make it stand up on the table, even if it is a student of the power department, you have to fight until the cerebrovascular explosion is about to be able to control the egg from falling down (because if the mind is too strong, the egg will break, so the difficulty is super high).

Moreover, if it doesn't work, it will be left until the next morning, and the upper strip and blue-haired earrings have to stare at the moon Yong Xiaomeng on the podium, almost forgetting to breathe.

"Do you understand this~?"

What a terrible smile, Teacher Xiaomeng hates people mentioning the word "small" the most, but she likes people to praise her as "cute".

But Teacher Xiaomeng doesn't care too much about not being treated as a teacher by students.,Of course,Part of the reason is because this is a school city.,Eighty percent of the population here are "students".,It can be said to be a "country of children.。

So here, the evaluation of the kind of "teacher who is not conscientious enough" is more stringent than that of the schools outside, not to mention that here, the evaluation criteria for the quality of students are not only "homework", but also "superpowers".

Here, the teacher's duty is only to "develop" the student's superpowers, and the teacher himself does not possess any superpowers. Teachers such as physical education teachers and instructors are all monsters who have participated in the Foreign Legion, and they can deal with students with superpowers just by using their iron palms, but of course Mr. Xiaomeng, who teaches chemistry, does not have such conditions.

"I said Ah Shang." The blue-haired earrings asked excitedly and softly.

"What?"

"Being scolded by Teacher Xiaomeng, will it make you feel excited?"

"You're the only one who's going to be excited, idiot! Enough is enough, you shut up! Those of us who don't have the motivation to read if we get caught playing with raw eggs! Don't hurt me, you fake Kansai accent! ”

“”

Kamijo sighed and looked out the window, knowing that the make-up class was so boring, he should have been with that strange girl, and he began to think back to the strange things he encountered yesterday.

At first, the boy refused to do it, after all, with his luck, the plot of this harem falling from the sky is almost zero, and the plot of trouble falling from the sky can be said to be 111% This is the survival principle that the boy summed up with his limited life.

"I said I was hungry"

This was the first thing the white nun said, well, it seems that she is hungry.

"I'd be grateful if you could give me a full meal, but if you kicked me out, I'd probably take three steps and fall to the ground?"

The nun lay on the railing, used the star eye attack, and then opened her bloody mouth and pounced, and just like that, Kamijo also started the day today in a wail of misfortune.

The silver-haired girl who calls herself Intix (INDEX),Where did it come from?,I'm still very puzzled.,Of course, there are foreigners in the school city.,But this girl doesn't have a "feeling" that is unique to the residents here.。 But it would be strange to say that she was from out of town.

Although the slogan of Gakuen City is "a city with hundreds of schools" on the surface, in practice it is more like "a large school full of student dormitories", which can cover one-third of Tokyo, surrounded by walls like the Great Wall, although it is not as tight as a prison, but it is not so easy to enter casually.

It doesn't seem like it's controlling entry and exit, but in fact, under the guise of a real purpose, the artificial satellite that hits the sky is monitoring the entire city all the time, and all people who enter and exit will be tracked and investigated, and as long as there are suspicious people in the city that are inconsistent with the entry and exit records of the gate, the guards and the discipline inspectors of each school will be dispatched immediately

"Someone is chasing me."

THIS IS THE EXPLANATION GIVEN BY THE SILVER-HAIRED GIRL INTIX, BUT APPARENTLY SHE STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN HER ORIGIN VERY WELL.

"Actually, I could have jumped over, but when I was halfway through the jump, I was hit in the back, and I fell down and hung on the railing of your house, I'm really sorry."

The girl who called herself Intix explained why she was hanging on the balcony, her pale lips seemed to smile, neither self-deprecating nor sarcastic, she just smiled at Matang Kamijo.

"But don't worry about my injuries, this suit has the effect of 'defensive enchantment'. This dress, the 'Mobile Church', it relies on magic to maintain its function, although the church calls it 'divine power', but it is actually a power of the same nature as 'magic power', and its defense ability is religious."

The girl spun around, as if she was showing off the clothes she had bought with her heart, but she didn't look like she was hurt. But was she really "hit"? If this qiē is her fantasy, maybe it is even more credible.

But

"At least one thing is certain, and that is that she is really hanging on the balcony railing on the seventh floor of my house, what if what this girl says is true? "Who" attacked her? ”

Kamijo began to think, and then stretched out his right hand in a bit of a distraction.

"As long as your 'right hand' touches the air, you will always be unlucky? If the power of your right hand is true, then as long as your right hand is stored for one day, the power of 'luck' will be constantly destroyed by your right hand. ”

After being destroyed by the unscientific right hand of the "mobile church" with religious-level defensive power, after a chicken-flying and dog-jumping gnawing attack, and after a daily cuteness of you and me, Intixes said, pure white nun, shining like a virgin smile, everyone will tell you, that is to pull your religious eyes.

Although the monastic uniform "mobile church" worn by Intaxis does react to the right hand of the upper strip (the word "reaction" may be a little milder), it does not mean that the upper strip believes that there is "magic" in the existence of zài, and the words spoken by Intex are nine times out of ten nonsense, right? Even if it's not a fool's errand, it's just a mistake for magic.

“”

Kamijo suddenly thought of the nun hat that Intix had left in his room.

As a result, she still didn't return it, and if she really wanted to pay it back, she actually had a chance, even if Intix had run away, if she had looked for her seriously, she should have been found immediately, and even if she really didn't find it, it was reasonable that Shangjo should still be hanging around the street with a nun hat.

"You mean, even if I go to hell, you're willing to stay with me?"

At that time, Intix, who was about to leave, showed a faint smile, what a difficult and helpless smile, which made Kamijo speechless for a moment, and behind Intix's gentle words, there was such a meaning:

"Don't get caught up in it anymore."

In retrospect, in fact, Kamijo just wanted to leave a little bond between the two, and Kamijo secretly hoped in her heart that one day she would come back and take what she had forgotten to take with her.

Because of the white girl's smile so perfect, if there were no fetters left, it felt as if she would disappear from her fingers like a phantom.

Kamijo was just scared of it.

And then

"Teacher, I've been looking at the skirts of the girls in the women's tennis club outside the window! He also stretched out his right hand to make strange movements. ”

Hearing the stiff Kansai accent of the blue-haired earrings, Kamijo said, "Huh? With a thud, he pulled his consciousness back into the classroom.

“”

Teacher Xiaomeng was silent.

It seems that Ms. Xiaomeng is very shocked and sad that Dangma didn't pay attention to class, and her expression looks like a girl in the winter when she was twelve years old, and suddenly found out that Santa Claus turned out to be fake.

"Staring (Tianzhu) (the guy who made Teacher Xiaomeng cry to die for me) (Ah, I was scolded by Teacher Xiaomeng, so envious)"

As soon as Kamijo thought about it, the whole class had already cast hostile glances at Kamijo in various meanings, and it seemed that these people were all associate members of the children's human rights protection group.

So, even though it was just a weekend make-up class, Shangjo was still left until the usual time after school before being released.

"I'm so unlucky."