Chapter 13 Be a happy man

Zhang Daohan was right. After a while, two more imps came. Zhang Qiusheng bargained with them, and said that he would bring them to the door and prove that the situation was true before giving money.

The two imps disagreed. Now there are too many ghosts asking to enter the fence, and they are not short of buying and selling. Zhang Daohan took advantage of everyone's inattention, grabbed the two little ghosts and kneaded them into two balls, and threw them at Qiusheng and Chasing Feng. Qiusheng and Chasing Wind are not as idiots as they were just now, and they feel a strong wind blowing on them. Looking back, there were no other ghosts except Zhang Daohan looking around with his hands behind his back.

The two of them shook their heads and did not feel any discomfort, but felt that people were very energetic and their brains were very flexible. Zhang Qiusheng said: "Let's look for it ourselves, just look around the fence." ”

It's really easy to go around the fence to find other doors. There are already hundreds of ghosts waiting at the door, and it seems that there are smart people everywhere, and there are not a few smart ghosts. But these clever ghosts were all pulled by the ghosts. There are too few doors here, and besides, these ghosts are doing private work, and they don't dare to let too many ghosts go at once, so many ghosts gather at this gate.

Zhang Qiusheng and the three of them stood in the back, watching how the other ghosts got through the door. The price is uniform, and they are all ten taels of silver each. What is not uniform is that some ghosts don't even need to take cash, but report their names, and the little ghosts guarding the door will deduct them from his account.

Zhang Qiusheng asked what was going on? Zhang Daohan said: "I have never been here before, and the specific situation is not clear. However, the reason is clear. Haven't you watched Journey to the West? When King Tang went to the underworld, didn't he also borrow money from a person who had saved a lot of money in the underworld, and then pay it back when he returned to the underworld? Journey to the West is a novel, with many fictional elements, but it also reflects some facts. If you look inside, the rows of houses seem to be some kind of warehouses, probably for some people to save money. ”

Zhang Qiusheng and Chaifeng looked into the door seriously, and sure enough, there were countless rows of warehouses. There is such a thing, I am too confused to live in the yang world.

Two more ghosts came with ghosts who had gone through the back door, and they put the people here and turned around. It seems that the ghosts are divided and cooperated, pulling people to collect money, collecting money and releasing people.

Zhang Qiusheng pulled the chasing wind and followed the two ghosts and walked back. Taking advantage of the fact that no ghost is paying attention, he grabbed the two ghosts. One was swallowed directly, and the other was rubbed and thrown to Chasing Wind. It's different if you absorb the clever ghost, and now you don't need Zhang Daohan to do it at all. Chasing Feng didn't quite understand the purpose of this move, and asked, "What are you doing?" Autumn birth! Zhang Qiusheng said: "These ghosts keep attracting people, and the queue here can't be finished, when will we wait?" This is called cutting off the back road, and if no one comes, we can find a way to get in. ”

Well, the three of them don't have any money, and they have to do it if they want to get in. It's not good to show people. Chasing the wind is also enlightened, although it is a dog, but its agility is no worse than that of a human. Zhang Daohan was very relieved that these two people were finally not idiots. The two of them have an incomparably deep pure yin aura as a foundation, and it is best to absorb some clever ghosts to maintain a shrewd brain, and not lose their kindness.

The three of them stood at the end and watched the ghosts pay their money and enter the door one by one. In addition to the silver, there are also those who pay the money. I really didn't see the banknotes printed with the printing press, they were all obviously handmade zuò banknotes. This is also said, how powerful is the contemporary printing press? People in the 21st century are watery? Those banknotes are of the worst quality paper, and they are still in denominations of hundreds of millions. If such a dark money can be used, the underworld must be deflated.

There were fewer and fewer ghosts waiting outside the door, and finally it was the turn of the three of them. There were about seven or eight ghost soldiers guarding the door, all of whom were armed with knives and guns. A ghost stretched out his hand and did not speak, meaning that he wanted money. As soon as the three of them saw that there were no idle ghosts around, the two immediately rushed forward, grabbed the devouring belt with both hands and threw it to the chasing wind, and after a while, several ghost soldiers disappeared. First, the ghost soldiers never thought that the new ghosts who had just come here would dare to be dishonest, let alone dare to do it. Second, the hands and feet of the two surnamed Zhang are too fast, and the magic of Taiyi Golden Immortal is indeed extraordinary. At the same time, it also shows that Zhang Qiusheng's use of this devouring immortal technique has reached the point of perfection.

Zhang Daohan waved his hand and put away all the silver tickets in the guard's room at the back door. The three of them quickly ran inside, until there was someone in front of them, and then slowed down, leisurely following the others.

The ten halls of Hades have to pass one hall at a time, and the situation outside is too chaotic and gradually out of control. Inside, the Hades Hall became very sloppy, and the three of them easily reached the last hall. It is often referred to as the Great Hall of Reincarnation.

The hall was also chaotic, with nearly a thousand ghosts lining up at more than a dozen windows. There are also some ghosts who don't line up and wander around, chattering and tweeting ghosts. The voice of the new ghost is like scraping glass, which makes people headache to listen to.

There are some ghost soldiers on duty around the main hall, all of them standing in various important positions with swords and guns. There are also some ghost soldiers carrying sticks and leather whips, and when they find any ghost who is not in order, they immediately go up with either a whip or a stick. There is no warning before the fight, and there is no explanation after the fight. If you hit it, you will fight, what else can you do with the ghost who is beaten?

Zhang Daohan took out a piece of silver and gave it to Chasing Feng, and said, "You give this silver to the ghost soldier by the door, and ask him to open a back door for you." Chasing the wind took the money and asked, "What about you?" ”

Zhang Qiusheng said: "As long as you are okay, we will definitely be fine." You can go with confidence! Chasing the wind went to the ghost soldier and quietly handed over the silver. Without even speaking, the ghost soldier opened the door and called for Chasing Wind to enter. Zhang Daohan immediately rushed over, handed a big bag to Chaifeng, and said softly: "Look at it, give it to the official." The ghost soldier was very angry when he saw Zhang Daohan rushing over, but when he saw such a big bag of silver and dark money, he immediately stopped squeaking.

Seeing that Chasing the Wind went in safely. Zhang Daohan pulled Qiusheng out of the main hall and came to a hill far away from the main hall. There is a small octagonal pavilion on the hill, and two people sit down in the pavilion. Zhang Daohan pointed to the distance below the mountain and said, "Do you see how many bridges there are?" That is the famous Nai He Bridge, the two golden ones in the middle are called the Golden Bridge, and the silver ones are called the Silver Bridge. If you can walk through the Golden Bridge, reincarnation will definitely be the life of great wealth and nobility. Those who walked through the silver bridge were either rich or expensive. The next two seats are out of music. Next to these two bridges, there are countless yaksha bull heads and horse faces, as well as evil brakes and so on. It is said that when he was alive and did evil, when he crossed these two bridges, these yaksha or something would come out and pull him. Even if it is not the womb of ordinary people, the fate of the future is very sad. ”

Zhang Qiusheng saw that in front of the road leading to the Nai He Bridge, there was an old woman. There is no need for Zhang Daohan's introduction, he also knows that this must be the famous Meng Po. Sure enough, a few ghosts passed by under the escort of the ghost soldiers, and all of them drank a bowl of soup in front of the old woman. After watching for a long time, there were probably dozens of ghosts in the past, and none of them took the Golden Bridge and Silver Bridge. There are also a few who have been pulled into the water by the Yakshas, and they don't know how they are alive or dead.

Chasing the wind finally came out, and the two ghost soldiers walked side by side with him, hooking their shoulders like brothers. The two surnamed Zhang were very happy, and it seemed that the hemp bag of silver had an effect. Also, the lies made up in advance also worked. Chasing the wind, I looked around, and finally saw two. Stretched out his hand and made a six-six gesture and shook it twice in a row. I was afraid that they would not understand, so I made the gesture of 1966 again. The few clever ghosts that he smoked still have an effect, and Chasing the Wind can guess that Erzhang is definitely looking at him, and he also hurries up to pass on the information.

As soon as the gesture of chasing the wind was finished, Meng Po handed the soup to him. Chasing Feng glanced deeply in the two directions, put the soup on the ground, and knelt down to kowtow to them. After kowtowing three times in a row, he picked up Meng Po soup and raised his neck to drink it. Then, under the guidance of the ghost, he walked through the golden bridge.

Chasing the wind and walking the golden bridge passed, and the time of reincarnation was 1966. In the future, a good fate must be waiting for him, and Erzhang's heart is completely let go. Zhang Qiusheng was very reluctant to chase the wind and leave, but this was also something that could not be helped. It doesn't matter if he is reincarnated or not, chasing the wind must be reincarnated, and whether he is reasonable or unreasonable, he must first be a person. Otherwise, even if you are a ghost, it is the identity of the dog and the mentality of the dog. Meng Po soup is actually a good thing, as soon as Meng Po soup is drunk, all the past is gone, and all the future qiē is all over again.

Zhang Daohan said to Qiusheng: "Qiusheng, you must not tell anyone about the fruit. This matter belongs to the private interests of heaven and earth, and if it is spread out, it will be sent by heaven. The stakes are high, and I will never forget it. Zhang Qiusheng nodded respectfully and assured, and at the same time was moved by Zhang Daohan's telling him this big secret.

Zhang Daohan said again: "I see, the cultivation secret method that was passed down to you before is no longer suitable. Because you have now accumulated an extremely deep pure and pure yin spiritual energy, after being reincarnated in the physical body, you only need to absorb the essence of the sun of the sun, and the pure yang qi and your own pure yin qi are combined to transform the pure spiritual energy, which is also rare in ancient times when the spiritual energy was abundant. I'll give you a new cultivation secret method, this secret method can absorb pure yang aura and grow with your own pure yin aura.

The pure yin aura in your body is too sufficient, even if you cultivate to the Ascension stage, I'm afraid that seven or eight physical bodies will be unable to accommodate it. It's also to blame me for not watching you and letting you practice blindly. I'll open all three of your dantian first, and if you can accommodate a little more, you can accommodate a little more. When it comes to the yang world, there is always a way. ”

Zhang Daohan's hands danced, forming a very complex seal. This time it's a long time, not as casual as on an ocean freighter. For a long, long time, the French seal was knotted, and Zhang Daohan once again put the French seal into Zhang Qiusheng's mind. Zhang Qiusheng said: "Isn't it good for you to pass it on to me directly?" It's very tiring to seal the seal like this. Zhang Daohan carefully took out the trick that had been in Zhang Qiusheng's mind, and said, "What's the use of passing it on to you?" Meng Po soup forgot everything as soon as he drank it. ”

Zhang Qiusheng asked strangely: "Didn't you say that if you eat Wangxiang fruit, you are not afraid of drinking Meng Po soup?" Zhang Daohan finally cleared the original recipe from Zhang Qiusheng's mind, and then answered Zhang Qiusheng's question, he said: "Wangxiang Fruit can only make people remember the previous life, and your affairs in the Netherworld can still be forgotten by Meng Po Tang." This should be divided into two parts: first, the Wangxiang fruit is just the fruit of the new ghost on the Wangxiang platform left by the thoughts of the yang world, so it only has the effect of making people remember the yang world; Secondly, the main function of Meng Po soup is to make people forget the qiē of the netherworld. A person who lives in the underworld remembers the things of the underworld, and it is inevitable that he will not say it, which is a revelation of heaven.

What the? The Netherworld is not a heavenly realm, not a heavenly machine? You kid is so naïve, the three worlds of heaven, earth and man are all part of the Heavenly Dao. Even if you don't divulge the qiē you see in the netherworld, your life in the yang world will not be easy. Think about it, a person lives in the yang world, but his heart thinks about the things of the underworld all day long. What's so good about Hades? It's gray and gloomy. So what will happen to this man? It will definitely be schizophrenic, and it must not be psychotic. ”

Zhang Daohan casually made a magic seal, and hit Zhang Qiusheng's mind again, saying: "This is the secret method of martial arts." You are already very good at punching and kicking, and even if you forget it in the yang world, you will quickly recover through guò practice or fighting. This is an internal practice method, and you don't need to deliberately practice it. It's just that when cultivating aura, a trace of aura is converted into true qi and stored in the sea of qi. ”

Everything that should be done was done, and the two of them were not in a hurry, so they still sat in the pavilion and chatted. Zhang Qiusheng is still interested in Meng Po soup. Zhang Daohan said: "Anyway, every time I go back to the yang world, I take the initiative to drink that Meng Po soup. I don't want to be a god in the sun, like a witch. Have you ever seen those magic sticks? In fact, these people rely on some legends about the underworld handed down by their masters, or a certain sect has a spell that specializes in passing through the underworld to peek into the underworld. Even so, you can see that these people are all pale and thin, and they don't look like people at all. So as a person, don't think about the things of the underworld, it's too hurtful. Be a good man, and enjoy the fun of being a man in the sunshine. ”

Zhang Daohan sincerely hopes that Qiusheng will be a happy person. He didn't instill any principles of being a man, he just hoped that Qiusheng could be happy. In Zhang Daohan's eyes, there is no reason to be a man, you can live how you love it, and you can live happily as you want.

Some people may ask, the guards of the Hades Palace are too lax, right? Erzhang is chatting leisurely here, and no ghost soldiers have come to interfere after so long of effort? Good question, the ghost soldiers are here, and they are still a team of ten ghost soldiers. These two new ghosts are not in a hurry to be reincarnated, and they actually run here to chat. It made the ghost soldiers puzzled, and made them very angry.

Fei didn't say much, and Erzhang was immediately escorted away. He was escorted to the main hall of reincarnation, but instead of entering the main hall, he came to a small door that resembled an office. The two don't need to push or rush, and they go in very consciously by themselves. There's a ghost with a very powerful aura inside. Zhang Daohan said to Qiusheng that such a big aura is generally a ghost king. And the level of this ghost king is very high, more than one or two levels higher than the average ghost king.

This ghost king knows Zhang Daohan. As soon as he saw Zhang Daohan, he was stunned at first, and then said enthusiastically: "The immortal chief is here again?" Zhang Daohan smiled bitterly and said, "It's not here again, there's no way." He didn't call this ghost king anything, and probably didn't know the name of this ghost king.