Chapter 129: The Turntable Gets Lost and the Cowardly False Monk
Now we are not so much called lost but because of their own instinctive resistance and dare not walk around, have to stay in place, although it is a turntable, but we are not a car completely unnecessary to turn, after we are sure to go to the east, we just want to go, I feel that my legs and stomach are shaking and my feet are soft and sit directly on the ground, Cao Jun is the same, which makes grandpa curious is not the east?
The sun is too strange to revolve around the two of us, grandpa doesn't seem to feel the heat of the sun, but Cao Jun and I have been stunned.
"I turned around a few more times and inquired, this side is indeed the east, and the reason why you are so uncomfortable think that it is not the east, it is all the two yang clamping and forcing the yin qi to go to the hard change of the road, the west turn road north is a school is yang, the north is the city's police bureau is extremely bad, and there are government office buildings in the northeast standing there is also yang, and in order to facilitate the money to raise money, there is a bank in the south of the east turn road and money is gold, Jin Shengshui is naturally yin, and the southeast is not in the right position to shine on the sun, He also opened a hospital there, although it is a three-story small hospital, but looking at the paper money flying at the door and the binding marks on the trees at the door, there must be a morgue in it, and it must have just died, it is a big yin, and the two banks on the south and west sides of the road rushed together in order to grab business, and it is a mass of resentment, yang and yang, yin and very yin. And the candle life is yin, and because you are suddenly changing, the evil qi on your body has not dissipated, so the two of you are looking for death by leaning on the north side, walking from west to east, and I will take you to go from west to east by the south. Grandpa muttered and said for a long time, Cao Jun and I looked at each other to make sure that the other party didn't understand, in order to save face for grandpa. It's better to nod and say that grandpa said it well; Grandpa was also very proud to pick me up, comforted Cao Jun to cross the road, spared the turntable, and went to the opposite side of the road.
When we got to the other side of the road, Cao Jun and I instantly improved, and no longer felt that the sun above our heads was chasing us, just when the two of us were normal and could walk on our own. The three of us were covered by a large yellow and red net that fell from the sky, and then there were five or six more monks around us who were shaking the bell, and even I could hear that they were shaking their breath, and there was no melody at all, and although there was no nervousness or fear on their expressions, the person who looked like a doctor hiding not far away was very afraid, because behind him was hiding an archmage in a red robe, who was hiding behind the doctor, carefully looking at us through the doctor's arm.
"Master. Caught, it was a child, an old man and a young man. The bell ringing around him became more irregular, mixed with the voices of the surrounding monks.
Because the noisy ears hurt too much. Cao Jun and I also gave up resisting and learning grandpa's method of calming nature and all things silently, sitting cross-legged on the ground, I was fortunate to learn a seven-eight-point statue, but Cao Jun's legs couldn't be crossed at all, and Cao Jun, who was angry, simply straightened his legs and sat on the ground with his eyes closed and meditated.
"Master. Is it okay? You're hiding behind me, you're not afraid, I'm afraid, I'm nervous. I still have a villa in my house. "It seems that the doctor wanted the master to come out of his back.
"Are you going to live for me? No, no, is it to be donated to the Buddha? Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful to my disciples...... Thank you, Buddhas! Apprentices! Change the lineup! Let loose a stream of abuse against! As soon as the master finished speaking, there was silence around the three of us.
"Candles, grandpa's method is very useful, the mind is calm and natural, and everything is ...... Sound ......"
"Haha, Master, you are silent, you are now a bloody dog! Ha ha...... Bah! "Grandpa has just been proud of his immutability and has succeeded. was poured a basin of dog blood head-on, and Cao Jun also secretly opened his eyes to see this scene like me at this time. He smiled directly and leaned back and was seized by the monk A basin of dog blood poured down and poured him into his mouth, the fishy smell was self-evident, and Cao Jun retched directly.
"Donor, now you can rest assured, the chaos has been removed from the balance and the house key, isn't it ......" The master next to the doctor put one hand on his chest and made a Buddhist salute, and the other stretched out his hand as if to take revenge, and the doctor glanced at me, "In addition to the two big ones, the small ones are also removed together, rest assured, the balance of the financial room is knotted." The doctor swaggered back to the hospital.
"Yes." The master bowed his head and followed up, and the group of apprentices with their backs to him made an OK gesture, and then walked into the hospital.
"Thank you for your hard work, the final payment will go to the old place in a while, and now let's drag you away again." One of the apprentices had a leader who politely informed us before someone dragged us away with the net.
dragged to the backyard of the hospital, the master just now also came out and looked at us for three and a half before he spoke, "Go back and tell you, even if it is a lie, it can't involve the elderly and children, it hurts the heavens, at first I thought it was really here, I almost showed my stuffing, isn't it just another two hundred yuan, there is something to discuss, don't use you again next time, you go to be hit by a car and make some money, it's almost the same, pretending to be a ghost is far away, and even after being splashed with dog blood, you will struggle a little!" Don't come out and mix it up in the future. ”
After the master complained, he was just about to let the apprentice go out of the net, grandpa and Cao Jun glanced at each other, and the remaining dog blood on their faces was tacitly wiped and the two people broke through the net at the same time.
"We died so miserably, this bit of dog blood is not enough to stuff our teeth!" Cao Jun said with a back fall, and neatly pressed the master under his legs.
"If you don't want to, hurry up! We only eat him! As he spoke, he squatted on the ground and touched the master's face with his hand dipped in dog blood, and I quickly crawled out of the hole in the net and hid behind my grandfather's back.
"Light ...... In broad daylight, you ...... Don't try to pretend to be a ghost! The sun is scorching you! The apprentices were also in a mess, and suddenly they were trembling, and they said things that didn't make sense.
"Well, we've seen this in broad daylight, but we're powerful ghosts who have cultivated for thousands of years! Originally, I wanted to eat a child today, but since I met you, then I'm welcome! As he spoke, Grandpa pinched the master's face, wanting him to scream a few times to scare the group of apprentices, but he didn't expect that the master had fainted.
"Cut, useless things still want to come out to cheat money." Cao Jun said as he let go of his hand and stood up.
"If you don't want to run into a real ghost, don't come out to deceive people in the future, Master, let's go." Cao Jun is not as fun-loving as his grandfather, and after scaring them, he wanted to leave, but his grandfather grabbed his hand again, "They live in a villa and cheat money, we also have to divide the points, otherwise will we be bloody?" ”
"Oh no, it's good that the masters haven't left yet, and there is an accident at the door again! This time, it was three men who were convulsing and shivering, and foaming at the mouth. The doctor just now turned pale with fright at this time, and hurriedly ran to invite this group of monks.
"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)
PS:There was a little glitch in the phone yesterday.,I can't post it.,Today's chapter is to make up for yesterday's second update.。 Get ready to be swiped by me, five watches today!