I. Listing Testimonials - A Special Interview with "Listening to the Trick".
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Hello readers, welcome to watch "Listen to My Daughter Tell Me Strange Stories" (hereinafter referred to as "Listen to Tricks") Special Interview About the two or three things on the shelves, I am the special guest host of this issue "Listen to the Tricks" Exclusive Logistics Department: Xiao Yi (because of the same name as the author, I was wronged to be called Xiao Yi t_t)
Because it's an interview, so the guest is indispensable, let's ask for a handsome mess with warm applause, the early stage of protecting the heroine countless times, and the later stage is basically a furnishing, Nengwen Neng, the martial arts family has a wife, and the room is also used to make up with the heroine Mr. Cao? (You come out again, what introduction did you write, you have the ability to come out, I promise not to kill you!) )
Cao Jun: Ahem, I think the image of the good man arranged by Xiaoshui for me is good, why do you have an opinion?
Xiao Yi: Don't dare, don't dare, the little one has no opinion, let's get back to the point, Director Cao, what do you think about the release of "Listening to Tricks"?
Cao Jun: Thoughts? Wouldn't it be better to arrange more opportunities for me to play, how many people are looking forward to my appearance, I am gentler and more caring than Biaozi
Primary 1: Security! Drag this imposter down on me! I won't sue you if I kill you, I'm Biao Rice!
Cao Jun: Slow down, I'll go myself! Once again, I'm a man with a wife, Feng Zhi my favorite! One last sentence! It's not easy to put on the shelves, but it's on and cherish!
Ahem, thank you for the blessing of Director Cao, the next one is invited to this article, Tie Zhong must be the big boss, but he is silent and has nothing to do, he loves to save the heroine, and if he has something to do, he loves to abuse the heroine, and he is known as the first person to abuse cp in this article. Big! Big! (Primary One!) Who allowed you to add words indiscriminately, in case he was out later, would you still rebel! Xiao 1: You go and play with the mud while the water is in the water, if Biao Da dies, I will let you stop cooking! )
Biaozi: The relationship between the two is really good, is it appropriate to throw the guest on the stage alone?
Primary 1: Biao Da, I am your loyal fan Biao Fan (twisted and shy)
Biaozi: I'm here for the interview and I don't sign it!
Xiaoyi: Then it's okay to take a group photo, Biao Da, don't go! Big!
Biaozi: Again, next time I invite this kind of brainless fan to visit, I will boycott! But after it is put on the shelves, why do I have to pay for reading the article as the leading actor! How short of money you are! Do you need me to reward you with 8,000?
Xiaoyi: Big, your money is also money, let us come here! (Hehe, Brother Biao is angry, if this kind of words are not on the stage, let's say it offstage, and the audience will say that it will be misunderstood that it is to be rewarded!) )
Although my favorite Biao Da ran with the author, but the interview still has to continue.,Let's ask the name of the husband's name what's going on.,Anyway, I don't care.。
Husband: I have a back door for my appearance! It shouldn't be the following to ask the most favorite heroine in this article to never bother, go up to the hall and get the company, fight Cao Jun can roar over the iron and the male protagonist has no official certification cp Han Yueli Mr. Han!
Primary 1: Don't you feel disgusting yourself? When did you appear as the main actor, it's not a side face or an ornament, and it's often used as a prop to promote the plot, I've interviewed n many readers, they are all at home, I hope you will be extinguished by the fire of hell soon! You said that you are not as funny and gentle as Cao Jun, and you are not as big as my family, black and cold-blooded, and have more money, what do you want? If you can't see it, you can get into trouble! If you want to live, give up the heroine and go home to wash and sleep!
Husband: Ah! What kind of plain are you, how can those plots develop without my foil, you can't attack me just because readers hate me! The fans of the main house give me a way to live! In the later stage, you will definitely have a good table with my family! I will be domineering and tender!
Primary 1: Come on, drag it down! Don't come out to drag the plot if you have a low sense of zài!
Husband: No! I won't leave so lightly, I should have something to say! It's on the shelves! Attention! Ask for a subscription! All kinds of requests! By the way, please let me play! ~~
Okay, let's continue this guest who is going to appear is amazing, he is Wang Yu, the director of the Criminal Special Division, who has only recently appeared on the stage, and is full of domineering pretends.
Husband: You haven't sent me off yet!
Primary 1: Get out! Wang, I'm glad you can take time out of your busy schedule to come to our show, I heard that your backstage is extremely hard, how do you feel about leading the team on the show this time?
Husband: You haven't said my farewell yet! I also paid for it! (The husband was thrown back backstage by Xiaoyi)
Primary 1: The king's office is now pure, please say!
Wang Yu: I don't feel it, I think your "Listening to the Trick" column group is too poor, I go to other supernatural texts to change the name and make a cameo, I can arrange high-tech equipment, and I have to fight with the villains with my bare hands and bear the risk of being misunderstood, in fact, we have a conscience, alas, I haven't finished speaking, why are you coming up? (Go for your high-tech crew for a cameo!) I'm dead in three chapters, I'm poor, but I let you and your team pick a whole story about the lie chapter of July! )
Wang Yu: Understand, don't pull me by the collar, give me another chance and let's get started! Ahem,"Listen to the trick" is a conscience work with a sense of responsibility and conscience, don't love it because it's on the shelves, www.biquge.info pen fun pavilion sign-in lottery is a gift coin, although there are not many, but it adds up to a lot, like today I drew fifty coins, I feel like I'm instantly cute! (Get out!) )
Oh, Wang Yu fans should be calm, although Wang Yu does not hesitate to self-destruct his image and become an advertising dog, but there are really bonus coins! Otherwise, I wouldn't have become the head of the logistics department by giving coins! (Little one, you won't use it in the next term, you can be a quiet woman at home!) Let's invite this pair of BL-oriented CP fans that even the author himself intends to match, guess who the two of them are? Sue me with your screams and passionate voices! That's right! They're Ash and the Glasses Man!
Primary 1: Little Ash, do you know that the man with glasses has a crush on you?
Glasses man: I'll answer this question for Xiaohui, we are all 24k pure masters!
Primary 1: I know, but why are you taking off your gloves? Beware of my threats against you!
Man with glasses: It's just that my hands are sweaty, I'm a policeman, otherwise come back to the bureau with me and talk to each other? And my name is Mo Ying!
Primary 1: I will believe you when you put the gloves back on! What do you feel about Mo Ying?
Ash:
Mo Ying: It's all your fault! Hurt Ash to stop talking! I'm going to get you results!
Primary 1: Help!
Xiao Gray: Well, because no one visited me, I wish "Listening to Tricks" a monthly pass on the shelves, although I don't have money, but I will support it with spiritual strength! If there is a little bit of me and Mo Ying's plot in the later text, you will be as miserable as the host, but you will be even more miserable, I was pierced by my own wooden stick! Mo Ying is gone, let's go home! (Pulls the glasses by the collar and leaves)
(Xiao Yi struggled to get up from the ground) Because I was seriously injured, the rest of the characters who love to pick it! I'm the biggest financier behind "Listening to Tricks"! Why hit me! Water again! You're dead! I'm going to give you no support! (Angry Departure)
Husband: In the end, he didn't say a farewell speech to me, and I will stop performing!
Wang Yu: I'll help you hug the thighs of local tyrants, and if you beat me, I'll stop acting!
Barley: The boss is on strike, and we have all withdrawn from the group!
Jing Xiao: Eh, you didn't give me a play? Then I'll retire too.
Jing Tong: Big sister, don't cry, if you don't act, shouldn't I be the protagonist? In the next volume, I want to raise my salary and let the children in the whole kindergarten play a supporting role, if you don't agree, I'll cry!
Father-in-law: I'm also a quote, and I've been ignored so thoroughly, thanks to my old arms and legs, I came from the countryside to participate in the interview, and I was told that I was injured in the hospital, and the author wanted to write me to death! How will I die when my heart is cold! I'm going to die, how can you bear it!
Mother: Old guy, you stay here and rely on the old and sell the old, why don't you let me appear in the interview, do you want me to die too?!
Cat Master: Meow meow! Meow meow!
Yes! Don't make any noise! Our big financiers are all gone! Don't you chase it for me! Whoever chased back the gold owner was the biggest and let him out of the text later!
All the leading and supporting roles, everyone rush! For meat to eat!
"The world is finally quiet, and I'm left, dear friends, thank you for your support to me first, thank you again! Secondly, we can know because of "Listening to the Trick" and let everyone understand my thinking logic, this is a kind of fate, maybe V will be despised by many people, but I still believe that there will be more people who support me, in fact, I have also considered that some people may be student party interns are in the development stage, and it is impossible to have the funds to read my text, and it is also possible that everyone sees my text on other websites, in short, I will continue to update, no matter where you read the text, I just hope that one day you can leave me a message when you pass by the girls' network to tell me, I have read your article is very heartwarming. But I'm also a little selfish.,If you pass by and can order another genuine chapter Xiaoshui, I'll be very grateful! ”
Okay, thanks to the verbose author for sensationalism here again! But don't be afraid! I'm the head of the logistics department.,Naturally, I won't treat everyone badly.,I'll regularly urge the author to send free chapters.,It's a variety of benefits.,I'll also go to various places where there is "Listening to the Trick" to listen to everyone's support.,Although I've told her that other websites can't see the benefits she sends.,So I hope you have the opportunity to see the welfare post to help inform you that "Listening to the Trick" is the first release on the girls' network www.biquge.info Biquge! Let's take a look at the benefits!
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