"What's a pillow? It's still single. ”

"I'm alone, why do I need so many pillows?"

"Alone? What about tofu? ”

Eavesdropping on other people's conversations, I shouldn't have been so "three-eight" in the first place. But what was being talked about was about me, and I had to listen. And, hehe, this is a boudoir whisper, can I not listen to it?

"He's got his room."

"You don't sleep together?"

"Nope."

"What's the matter with the baby in the belly?"

Once when Huang Zhongfu flirted with a noble lady, didn't the noble lady say that it took a lot of hardships to have a child, why did I have a child just after Fang Fangmu and I? God doesn't have long eyes! Send the son Guanyin to deliver indiscriminately.

"Sister Lei is so bad, she got us together, and she still asks so." The enchantress enjoyed it very much, but I was uncomfortable.

All of a sudden, there was no sound, and neither of them spoke. I was about to walk away when another sound came from inside.

"Are you saying that we opened the house after we ate together at the seafood market last time?"

"Yes, when I woke up, I found a bright red touch on the sheets, and I was surprised and delighted. Hehe, Sister Lei, I heard that it hurt for the first time, didn't it? Why don't I feel it at all? ”

Not only do you not have it, but neither do I. Hey, the first time between me and Fang Fangmu was carried out in such a confused way, and neither of us felt it. This Fang Fangmu didn't know how to be shy, and actually asked Sister Lei how she felt for the first time.

"You haven't slept together since that time?"

Sister Lei did not answer Fang Fangmu's question, but continued to interrogate Fang Fangmu. Hug is hugged, as for sleeping, hehe, Hetian sleeps quietly.

"How? This stinky tofu is like a piece of wood, and I don't even dare to kiss my mouth, and occasionally kiss my face or a dragonfly with water. Sister Lei, I really doubt if he is a man! ”

This square piece of wood actually said that I was wood! What's even more annoying is that they actually question my gender! Outrageous!

"Huh? You haven't seen him. ”

"You mean that? How could it have been seen? It's just that once when I forcibly hugged him, I felt like I was holding my body. Hehe, Sister Lei, my face is very hot and I feel like I'm going to burn. ”

Not only are you hot, but I'm a layman, and my face is also hot.

"Haven't seen it? What's going on with the baby in your belly? Xiaofang, are you getting along with others with tofu on your back? You confess honestly, you can't lie to Sister Lei! Tofu is a good boy who can't even be found with a lantern. ”

There was surprise in his voice, and the decibel level of the next sentence was significantly improved. I was very shocked, I had a feeling of being fooled, Fang Fangmu actually cuckolded me! Shamelessly, I'm ready to rush in.

"Sister Lei! How are you talking nonsense?! Why do you ask so strangely? I'm not that kind of person, I only belong to tofu! When you usually go shopping on the road, you feel sorry for the tofu when you glance at the handsome guy, you know. How can I possibly get along with someone else? ”

Fang Fangmu roared big or small, she was very angry at Sister Lei's questioning. Just me? Forget it, I only belong to Tian Jingjing, you better spare me!

"Really?"

"Absolutely nothing! Sister Lei, I feel ashamed to be questioned by you like this! I can swear poisonously, except for tofu, if I Fang Fangmu has made love with other men, even if any man flashes in my mind, I am willing to thunder and thunder in the sky, and I will not die well! ”

Fang Fangmu shouted loudly, and it was estimated that the entire building heard her voice.

"Okay, Sister Lei, believe you for the time being. You sue Sister Lei, how do you know you're pregnant? ”

"For the time being? It's an insult to me! I owe it to me as my own sister! Sister Lei! When did we know about you without saying anything? Usually, I tell you when and where I hold tofu and how I feel. Just like today, about the water shop and the car wash, tofu is not told to me and anyone, including my brother and sister-in-law, but I told you everything. Sister Lei, you say, what else can't I tell you? Do I need to hide it from you? You ask me how I know I'm pregnant, Sister Lei, you're from here, do you still need to ask me? ”

Fang Fangmu did not get Sister Lei's full trust and was indignant.

"At least you didn't tell me about the pregnancy beforehand, did you?"

Sister Lei felt a little unreasonable, but she still found a reason for distrust.

"When I got off work this afternoon, I got off the elevator with one of my sisters at the company, and she sued me. At that time, my heart was like an arrow, my mind was full of stinky tofu, and my eyes were full of the shadow of stinky tofu. Do you say Tian Jingjing is hateful? If you don't give me a step out of the company, you just threaten me. Later, he simply said that Tofu went out to run errands. I finally managed to get off work, and as soon as I entered the door, I hugged the tofu and wanted to cry. Later, I was in a hurry to cook and was confused. Not only did I forget to tell you about this, but I also forgot to tell you about it, and I forgot to let everyone share the happiness together. I haven't seen him in so many days, and you know how much I miss him. As for the book on the couch, you didn't have time last night, and I was bored, so I bought it at a roadside stall when I went out for a walk. Later, didn't I call and talk to you? ”

"You sue me, what did that sister tell you?"

"She said, seeing that you are so excited, your stomach is happy, right?"

"Hey! I'm fainting! Fang Fangmu, why are you so naïve?! Just because of this sentence, you think you are pregnant?! ”

"I've slept with Tofu, and I'm pregnant."

"Have you slept on? Hehe. There is no common sense at all. My husband and I have been married for three years, and I don't know how many times I slept before and after marriage, and it was almost the same if not a thousand times, and my stomach was still quiet. What's more, you sleep like this, just lying together, without skin to skin. I'll sue you, that bright red is chicken blood! It's all I used to fool Tofu in order to make him have a sense of responsibility for you in the future. At that time, you were half drunk and half awake, so excited that you stripped off your tofu clothes, leaving only your pants. It's so bad that I don't even look away. ”

Yes? I see! Sister Lei, Sister Lei, I was almost innocent by you, I was so wronged!

"Hee-hee, take off your tofu clothes, I remember. It's just that when I woke up, why was I only wearing a pair of underwear? ”

Damn, female rascal, undressing me!

"You tugged for a long time, but you couldn't take off your coat, and before long, you fell headlong on the bed and fell asleep. I was about to leave, and when I saw you lying together, my heart lit up, so I simply took off your clothes. After going out, I went to the vegetable market to buy chicken blood, and when I came back, I saw your body wrapped in tofu with your hands, and the two of you slept like two dead pigs. I spilled chicken blood on the sheets, locked the door and left. ”

"Sister Lei, why don't you ever tell me about this? Even I was deceived by you, so much so that I really thought I was already a tofu woman! Rejoice in vain! No wonder I didn't feel it at all. ”

"How did I know you woke up and were still so idiots? It's just a pair of pants that I didn't take off! ”

This novel is from Reading Rim